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And picked one out already!

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JohnMac wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 24, 2021 9:21 am
Alan Brazil - seriously has nothing in his locker.

The Alan Brazil who is never, ever, on Talk Sh**e in a morning to present his own breakfast show? Ally McCoist and some bint off Sky Sports News now do it every day.
Brazil defo stealing a wage.

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And his observations about Sports Direct, likened to a jumble sale. Obviously all about opinions, but he IS very funny.

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I like him, but against Liverpoo the other night I thought he was anonymous in the first half, IMHO.

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Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 23, 2021 6:24 pm
Lee Evan's is one of the funniest guys around

Agreed. I thought I was gonna bust a lung the last time I saw him at the MEN. Hilarious.
Here’s a name for the Stealing a living- Stephen Mulhern. What is he? Apart from a talentless ****.

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“ No one likes us, no one likes us “

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[quote=Rileybobs post_id=<a href="tel:1477311">1477311</a> time=<a href="tel:1611404558">1611404558</a> user_id=1050] He’s one of the most successful and experienced television presenters in the country. How on earth can he be stealing a living? Ok....sorry for having an opinion 😂 [/quote] Absolute...

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Oh dear, how sad, never mind!, does anyone on here actually care?

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If we’re unchanged, with the 2 lumps up front, 3 or 4 nil to Liverpoo. BUT, if SD finally decides to change it, like in 2nd half at West Ham, we may just surprise em, like the back end of last season.

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Haslingden lad? Who Tom? He was brought up from a very young age in Ightenhill, just off Cumbrian Way. That makes him a Burnley lad in my book.

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Every corner that Shaw took was illegal. Ball wasn’t in the quadrant once. I know that Westy does this also, but why have a quadrant, if the Lino just stands there and let em do what they like?

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The ball was defo out of the area in our possession when he blew up. Thought it strange at the time to drop it to De Gea.

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tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:41 pm
ANY "comedy" made by BBC Scotland.

Hmmmm. Most Scottish comedy is poor, but give “Two doors Down” a try. Very funny, especially the one where the pretentious couple, from 2 doors down, get burgled.

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The Peter Reid “ Monkeys Heed” one ,was actually to the tune of Yellow Submarine, by The Beatles.

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[quote=Ashingtonclaret46 post_id=<a href="tel:1458097">1458097</a> time=<a href="tel:1609695370">1609695370</a> user_id=106] All the criticism directed at a new PL referee, however, how many noticed that Anthony Taylor, a FIFA official who is regarded by many as our number 1 referee, gave a free ki...

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Grandfather clock is Terry Venables. You saw it here first.

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gsyclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:37 pm
Just seen him being interveiwed on ssn, only mentioned not buying in transfer market.

Why? Are we doing a swap with Dyche going the other way?

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The word is smug Hes got a face you could smash I’d still be twatting him when my knuckles were bleeding, and shouting, “ Nurse, bring me some bandages please”.. It beggars belief he was awarded another PL game so soon after the most inept performance of the season. It just goes to show that whatev...

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Nowt on BBC Sport as yet.

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Duffy came on as a late sub for Celtic in today’s Old Firm Game. Could have had a red card. Proper Carthorse. Absolutely useless.

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Not only no signings, but no game either!, Who are these Charlatans? Get em out NOW!

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Of course he wants a long break. With the games coming thick and fast, he hasn’t got the time to implement the” BFS style of play”. With nearly half of games played, they’re at risk of being cut adrift, what better excuse to hide behind a break for COVID. The comment about “ I’m 66 yrs old and the l...

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If we never get Robert Jones again, it’ll still be too soon in my book.

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The Great Escape is certainly on this year...... especially with home games coming up against 2 teams currently below us in the table.

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burnmark wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 22, 2020 12:31 pm
Gary Neville also mentioned in the studio last night that he lives ten minutes away from the Turf. Any ideas?

It will be 10 mins by Ferrari.

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Wow! Scoop! Burnley player seen at fuel station! And there’s me thinking their cars all ran on fresh air. Yawn.

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FFS Scott. Put on a red shirt you homer!! Jesus.

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Yep, I know some lads who know him, and, as above they say he’s a great guy. Again, not revelling in the fact he’s lost his job, but, was a bit surprised when he got it.

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Or Twiglets.

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Scampi Fries wi a gin n tonic. Perfection.

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In March ‘83, Aston Villa as the reigning European Champions, drew Juventus in the Quarter Finals. The first leg was played at Villa Park, and my dad got a couple of tickets through a business colleague from Birmingham. Me and a mate went to the game, and were still queuing up to get on the Holte En...

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Anybody would be an improvement on Scott. He is clueless.

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Games to be played at : Vicarage Road, or Abbey Stadium?

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I live in Preston, amongst the Knobbers. That night in 2016 was amazing, and even they admit they’ve never seen an away followings’ atmosphere like it. It was proper party time!

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tiger76 wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 07, 2020 4:56 pm
[quote=Dyched post_id=<a href="tel:1433193">1433193</a> time=<a href="tel:1607360043">1607360043</a> user_id=2712]
Flopping? When?

The 2016 exit to Iceland comes to mind, I'd consider that a flop.
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That was the Euros, not World Cup.

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As said in previous posts, a great commentator on golf, and in the 80’s he had his own show- A Round With Allis. Who can forget that monster 100 yard put by Terry Wogan. Very good format, an enjoyable show. RIP Peter.

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He didn’t last long. Don’t know what’re he ended up.

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Graduates and skilled men are miles apart. That's why rolls at barlick is going where its going. Too many graduates in charge, with no idea about the product. Yep, absolutely. I once watched a graduate stand over the shoulder of a fitter, as he did a weld repair on a component. He was so amazed, he...

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Hope you have enjoyed your retirement so far! Well I know I have! Not having to get up every day,dealing with idiots who couldn’t run a corner shop. Honestly, the day I walked out of that turnstile for the last time, I pis**d myself laughing all the way back to Burnley. £1000 a month and £150K. God...

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Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 05, 2020 8:05 pm
Bye Bill,..oti's bottom! Is something else!

Her top boll***s are’nt too bad either!

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[quote=Lowbankclaret post_id=<a href="tel:1431523">1431523</a> time=<a href="tel:1607191601">1607191601</a> user_id=55] The rules as I understood them were you got an engine if you had done 25 years. I took redundancy/retirement from the shop floor in Jan 2019. Seven people left our section that da...

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Thank you!!! I did want to get to 25 years but Covid stopped that. You didn’t get one for doing 25 yrs. I retired early in 2014 having done 37 yrs. For 25 yrs service I got a tie :lol: , and a tiny brass clock (with a flat battery), in a brass housing, that appeared to have been milled by a day one...

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[quote=Claretitus post_id=<a href="tel:1428081">1428081</a> time=<a href="tel:1606760075">1606760075</a> user_id=1205] Fulham just gone 2 up at Leicester. Could be 3 from 3!! You didn’t think that Fulham were going to end the season on 4 points did you? [/quote] Of course not, but they’ve obviously...

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Fulham just gone 2 up at Leicester. Could be 3 from 3!!

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I’d like to wish him all the best. We didn’t exactly pull up any trees under him, but the club as a whole, especially the playing staff, were in much better shape when he left. IMHO.

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As soon as the floppy haired, posh boy, p-Rick McIntyre, rocks his head back and bellows” HELLLLLLLLLLLOWWWWWWWWWW”, I turn over. Absolutely can’t stand him. JMHO.

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Christ on a bike!! As if we didn’t have enough on our plate playing City!

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Brady doesn't want to get injured or play crap who would ,.As a professional footballer his body has let him down ,let's not forget who good he had become before his dreadful knee injury. Thst said time to ship him out. Agreed. But to where? Can’t see anything but retirement for him after his curre...

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[quote=jrgbfc post_id=<a href="tel:1423202">1423202</a> time=<a href="tel:1606163959">1606163959</a> user_id=2578] Stanislas made a far greater contribution to the football club than Brady has done. Wingers are there to create, not spend 90 mins tracking back helping the full back out. Players are ...

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