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by geopancake
Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: André-Frank Zambo Anguissa
Replies: 17
Views: 3724

Re: André-Frank Zambo Anguissa

If we call him Zammo it will retro therefore popular. Welcome to Turf Moor AFZA.
by geopancake
Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?
Replies: 31
Views: 4370

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

It's a con I'll passo.
by geopancake
Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:08 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Glenn Murray locked up
Replies: 102
Views: 11676

Re: Glenn Murray locked up

Potential headlines include:

Murray Head ing for gaol.
Murray minted?
by geopancake
Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: bolton v magdeburg
Replies: 25
Views: 4043

Re: bolton v magdeburg

Magdeburg fans have a great sense of humour.

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by geopancake
Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 12 Dec 1987 Hereford United (H) 0–0 4,217
Replies: 23
Views: 2971

Re: 12 Dec 1987 Hereford United (H) 0–0 4,217

One game which always springs to my mind (my memory isn't what it was), can't remember the year or the score (there's the proof) was versus Darlington. The game was headlined by the Burnley Express as "the cauldron of hate". Does anybody remember that one?
by geopancake
Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Replies: 87
Views: 7040

Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther

My username gives my point of view on this subject.
by geopancake
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Purge List
Replies: 82
Views: 7461

Re: Purge List

Jonathan Ross Keith Lemon Russell Brand Russell Howard Any boxing MC who drawls out the boxer's name. Really gets on my mammaries. And here he is..........FFFFFFFFFUUUUUNNNKKKKKYYYYDDDDRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMEEERRRRRRDDDRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR As said by Rus...
by geopancake
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Purge List
Replies: 82
Views: 7461

Re: Purge List

James Corden

But I'm sure if faced by him I find him "charming" and we'd laugh loudly and become good chums.
by geopancake
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cabinet Minister Patel resigns
Replies: 51
Views: 4708

Re: Cabinet Minister Patel resigns

Imploding Turtle wrote:I meant to click "home", not "like".
Thanks for liking. IT.
by geopancake
Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cabinet Minister Patel resigns
Replies: 51
Views: 4708

Re: Cabinet Minister Patel resigns

brexit wrote:Not happy with this. This leaves justine greening as the only bangable minister on the government front benches. Where has all the eye candy gone/
Really had a struggle to keep my tea down there.Talk about vomit inducing.
by geopancake
Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Peps comments after wenger winges
Replies: 14
Views: 2845

Re: Peps comments after wenger winges

If Dyche goes, we know who to get. Pep would have a nice budget for January assuming he gets the compo due from Everton.
by geopancake
Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Why isn't Pulis being linked to the Everton job?
Replies: 18
Views: 2409

Re: Why isn't Pulis being linked to the Everton job?

;) If only we hadn't scored a 23 pass goal. We'd still be called a long ball club ala Pulis and nobody would want our strategically superior manager. We were one misplaced pass away from keeping him. Rats!
by geopancake
Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stephen Ward Throw
Replies: 5
Views: 1687

Re: Stephen Ward Throw

Where does it fit in with 23/24 passes, long throws all a bit "old hat Delap".
by geopancake
Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Was it a good game? My view wasn't the best.
Replies: 43
Views: 7680

Re: Was it a good game? My view wasn't the best.

Similar view the Everton strikers had around the Burnley back four.
by geopancake
Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 24 passes
Replies: 46
Views: 6048

Re: 24 passes

claretblue wrote:twenty-four, twenty-four perfect passes
twenty-four, twenty-four I say... :D

Image
What the f*** was Pope doing, taking round a collection plate or summat.
by geopancake
Sat Sep 30, 2017 1:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hudds v Spuds
Replies: 60
Views: 5531

Re: Hudds v Spuds

I wonder if anybody has thought Kane should take corners, that would give him the edge.
by geopancake
Sun Sep 10, 2017 7:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lost tickets advice
Replies: 37
Views: 3803

Re: Lost tickets advice

Pray to St Anthony.
by geopancake
Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The great Gudmundsson debate
Replies: 36
Views: 5175

Re: The great Gudmundsson debate

He's never had a long enough run in the side, however I really rate him and we should persevere with him, he seems only injury prone at Burnley. Even though he has (last season) still provided some cracking performances like Palace. He's also performed very well for Iceland. I honestly don't think w...
by geopancake
Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England vs Slovakia
Replies: 155
Views: 13542

Re: England vs Slovakia

Every time an England player receives a ball they seem isolated.
by geopancake
Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England vs Slovakia
Replies: 155
Views: 13542

Re: England vs Slovakia

Think Southgate needs to bring Livermore on.
by geopancake
Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England vs Slovakia
Replies: 155
Views: 13542

Re: England vs Slovakia

Can't understand why Kane isn't taking the corners! Thought he was meant to be good at them.
by geopancake
Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England team v Malta
Replies: 100
Views: 9343

Re: England team v Malta

Boooooooooooooooooo
by geopancake
Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England team v Malta
Replies: 100
Views: 9343

Re: England team v Malta

I think Malta might tease England in the 2nd half.

It's dier and he isn't even playing.
by geopancake
Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Quick no fuss poll
Replies: 73
Views: 7598

Re: Quick no fuss poll

Yes, however I'm struggling with the fact he is recovering from an injury with little or no pre season, which suggests he won't figure for a while.
by geopancake
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nahki Wells
Replies: 807
Views: 83189

Re: Nahki Wells

I hope Wells brings his snazzy collection of shorts from back home.
by geopancake
Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eckersley goes nuts !
Replies: 57
Views: 8734

Re: Eckersley goes nuts !

His second branch will be under the longside where Holland's pies will be replaced will toasted oats, chia seeds and dollop of organic yoghurt.
by geopancake
Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Savid Javid
Replies: 41
Views: 5960

Re: Savid Javid

It is truly awful this fracking experiment has been allowed, I can't wait until the earthquakes hit downtown Padiham and the powers that shouldn't be attempt to convince us it's a well established fault line. The San Thickneck Fault.
by geopancake
Mon Aug 28, 2017 2:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your favourite Burnley assist
Replies: 21
Views: 2961

Re: Your favourite Burnley assist

Ian Britton for George Oghani, sherpa van trophy.
by geopancake
Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: B'tard Rovers versus Mighty Clarets
Replies: 350
Views: 32908

Re: B'tard Rovers versus Mighty Clarets

Very early arrival, I think Madge thinks this is a biggy!
by geopancake
Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gender neutral no more boys or girls!
Replies: 34
Views: 4629

Re: Gender neutral no more boys or girls!

The world has gone mad! I can understand the idea of giving more choice to children, rather than imposing stereotypes that match the norms in society, however great care needs to be taken. When born children are either male or female(in general, there are some exceptions), but giving choice will lea...
by geopancake
Wed Aug 16, 2017 7:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 1 in 10 of Brits do not know where Ireland is.
Replies: 37
Views: 4256

Re: 1 in 10 of Brits do not know where Ireland is.

Apparently it's close to a place called Eire, where little people with ginger beards play on harps.
by geopancake
Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Defour
Replies: 74
Views: 12313

Re: Defour

Vegas Claret wrote:Defour to Everton for 40 million, over heard my next door neighbours dog chatting to a cat last night - must be legit
Thanks for the tip, I've now put my life savings (£15 in premium bonds and a 1970s twix XXL) on him going to Everton.
by geopancake
Sun Aug 13, 2017 2:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Plastic fan melting
Replies: 19
Views: 4863

Re: Plastic fan melting

Imagine what he'd be like if something really went wrong in his life!
by geopancake
Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets
Replies: 573
Views: 42421

Re: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets

"Rovers utter shambles" say the BBC hehe
by geopancake
Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets
Replies: 573
Views: 42421

Re: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets

happyclaret17 wrote:Where is Saxo when you need him :D .
He's in France trying to get spare parts for his car
by geopancake
Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets
Replies: 573
Views: 42421

Re: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets

Based on your time travel I've just bet my ranch (£2.50 and a large twix), hope you are right!

If not you should be banned for leading me up the garden path.
by geopancake
Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Marquee signing overnight
Replies: 20
Views: 4990

Re: Marquee signing overnight

Is she Dyche fit?
by geopancake
Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump ready to press the nuclear button
Replies: 80
Views: 8130

Re: Trump ready to press the nuclear button

I would like to watch the game tomorrow, but now i'm too scared. I'm currently taking my doors off to make a protect and survive shelter in my living room. I have bought random tin products, just in case of WW3, so I can at least do a tinned food count, and reminisce about the good times. I've even ...
by geopancake
Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Our League Cup opponents will be
Replies: 58
Views: 8700

Re: Our League Cup opponents will be

I'd prefer a guest appearance by Kevin Ball in centre midfield doing his customary Bruce Lee impersonation.
by geopancake
Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What a cr@p format for the draw!
Replies: 69
Views: 8111

Re: What a cr@p format for the draw!

Least we got a league one side
by geopancake
Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What a cr@p format for the draw!
Replies: 69
Views: 8111

Re: What a cr@p format for the draw!

Omg
by geopancake
Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley target £12m Lille striker Nicolas de Preville
Replies: 100
Views: 18036

Re: Burnley target £12m Lille striker Nicolas de Preville

Sounds like a camp medieval knight.
by geopancake
Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New striker incoming
Replies: 613
Views: 68969

Re: New striker incoming

I really do wonder sometimes if some on here think our premiere league standard board and manager are part time decorators in their free time ( nothing against decorators) medical are there for a reason, the will of the player will be assessed by the manager, the money will be discussed between boa...
by geopancake
Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New striker incoming
Replies: 613
Views: 68969

Re: New striker incoming

Eloise Laws wrote:My source tells me its Keith Blackburn :lol:
Who's he?
by geopancake
Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New striker incoming
Replies: 613
Views: 68969

Re: New striker incoming

Vegas Claret wrote:If he's just been taking the **** I think he should be banned
A little bit of a knee jerk reaction.

How about stringing him up by his keyboard.

However, wise Indian chief say " there is no smoke without fire, bring in "flies like eagle" forward pronto tonto.
by geopancake
Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New striker incoming
Replies: 613
Views: 68969

Re: New striker incoming

Steve1956 wrote:What about Zlatan,he's never played at the Turf,he must be keen.
He could be wheeled on the first home match by Danny Wellbeck.
by geopancake
Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New striker incoming
Replies: 613
Views: 68969

Re: New striker incoming

Shot through the heart and you're to blame... :cry:
by geopancake
Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Adam legzdins
Replies: 112
Views: 12346

Re: Adam legzdins

Sounds like Heaton will need to stay fit.

If he were to be injured, it would be interesting to see who steps in.
by geopancake
Sat Aug 05, 2017 8:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Barnes?
Replies: 8
Views: 2049

Re: Barnes?

The German fans might have reacted badly to his wayward elbows
by geopancake
Sat Aug 05, 2017 5:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Re: Mighty Clarets versus Hannover 69 oops!
Replies: 252
Views: 27523

Re: Re: Mighty Clarets versus Hannover 69 oops!

They probably popped into Wilkinsons prior to the match to buy their weaponry.

Oops my response was a little tardy.