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- Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: André-Frank Zambo Anguissa
- Replies: 17
- Views: 3724
Re: André-Frank Zambo Anguissa
If we call him Zammo it will retro therefore popular. Welcome to Turf Moor AFZA.
- Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 4370
Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?
It's a con I'll passo.
- Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:08 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Glenn Murray locked up
- Replies: 102
- Views: 11676
Re: Glenn Murray locked up
Potential headlines include:
Murray Head ing for gaol.
Murray minted?
Murray Head ing for gaol.
Murray minted?
- Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:34 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: bolton v magdeburg
- Replies: 25
- Views: 4043
Re: bolton v magdeburg
Magdeburg fans have a great sense of humour.
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- Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:08 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 12 Dec 1987 Hereford United (H) 0–0 4,217
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2971
Re: 12 Dec 1987 Hereford United (H) 0–0 4,217
One game which always springs to my mind (my memory isn't what it was), can't remember the year or the score (there's the proof) was versus Darlington. The game was headlined by the Burnley Express as "the cauldron of hate". Does anybody remember that one?
- Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:02 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
- Replies: 87
- Views: 7040
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
My username gives my point of view on this subject.
- Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:31 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Purge List
- Replies: 82
- Views: 7461
Re: Purge List
Jonathan Ross Keith Lemon Russell Brand Russell Howard Any boxing MC who drawls out the boxer's name. Really gets on my mammaries. And here he is..........FFFFFFFFFUUUUUNNNKKKKKYYYYDDDDRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMEEERRRRRRDDDRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR As said by Rus...
- Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:25 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Purge List
- Replies: 82
- Views: 7461
Re: Purge List
James Corden
But I'm sure if faced by him I find him "charming" and we'd laugh loudly and become good chums.
But I'm sure if faced by him I find him "charming" and we'd laugh loudly and become good chums.
- Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Cabinet Minister Patel resigns
- Replies: 51
- Views: 4708
Re: Cabinet Minister Patel resigns
Thanks for liking. IT.Imploding Turtle wrote:I meant to click "home", not "like".
- Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Cabinet Minister Patel resigns
- Replies: 51
- Views: 4708
Re: Cabinet Minister Patel resigns
Really had a struggle to keep my tea down there.Talk about vomit inducing.brexit wrote:Not happy with this. This leaves justine greening as the only bangable minister on the government front benches. Where has all the eye candy gone/
- Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Peps comments after wenger winges
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2845
Re: Peps comments after wenger winges
If Dyche goes, we know who to get. Pep would have a nice budget for January assuming he gets the compo due from Everton.
- Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:14 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Why isn't Pulis being linked to the Everton job?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2409
Re: Why isn't Pulis being linked to the Everton job?
If only we hadn't scored a 23 pass goal. We'd still be called a long ball club ala Pulis and nobody would want our strategically superior manager. We were one misplaced pass away from keeping him. Rats!
- Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Stephen Ward Throw
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1687
Re: Stephen Ward Throw
Where does it fit in with 23/24 passes, long throws all a bit "old hat Delap".
- Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:36 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Was it a good game? My view wasn't the best.
- Replies: 43
- Views: 7680
Re: Was it a good game? My view wasn't the best.
Similar view the Everton strikers had around the Burnley back four.
- Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:48 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 24 passes
- Replies: 46
- Views: 6048
Re: 24 passes
What the f*** was Pope doing, taking round a collection plate or summat.claretblue wrote:twenty-four, twenty-four perfect passes
twenty-four, twenty-four I say...
- Sat Sep 30, 2017 1:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Hudds v Spuds
- Replies: 60
- Views: 5531
Re: Hudds v Spuds
I wonder if anybody has thought Kane should take corners, that would give him the edge.
- Sun Sep 10, 2017 7:43 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lost tickets advice
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3803
Re: Lost tickets advice
Pray to St Anthony.
- Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:06 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The great Gudmundsson debate
- Replies: 36
- Views: 5175
Re: The great Gudmundsson debate
He's never had a long enough run in the side, however I really rate him and we should persevere with him, he seems only injury prone at Burnley. Even though he has (last season) still provided some cracking performances like Palace. He's also performed very well for Iceland. I honestly don't think w...
- Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: England vs Slovakia
- Replies: 155
- Views: 13542
Re: England vs Slovakia
Every time an England player receives a ball they seem isolated.
- Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:13 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: England vs Slovakia
- Replies: 155
- Views: 13542
Re: England vs Slovakia
Think Southgate needs to bring Livermore on.
- Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:01 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: England vs Slovakia
- Replies: 155
- Views: 13542
Re: England vs Slovakia
Can't understand why Kane isn't taking the corners! Thought he was meant to be good at them.
- Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: England team v Malta
- Replies: 100
- Views: 9343
Re: England team v Malta
Boooooooooooooooooo
- Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:30 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: England team v Malta
- Replies: 100
- Views: 9343
Re: England team v Malta
I think Malta might tease England in the 2nd half.
It's dier and he isn't even playing.
It's dier and he isn't even playing.
- Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Quick no fuss poll
- Replies: 73
- Views: 7598
Re: Quick no fuss poll
Yes, however I'm struggling with the fact he is recovering from an injury with little or no pre season, which suggests he won't figure for a while.
- Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Nahki Wells
- Replies: 807
- Views: 83189
Re: Nahki Wells
I hope Wells brings his snazzy collection of shorts from back home.
- Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:18 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Eckersley goes nuts !
- Replies: 57
- Views: 8734
Re: Eckersley goes nuts !
His second branch will be under the longside where Holland's pies will be replaced will toasted oats, chia seeds and dollop of organic yoghurt.
- Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:49 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Savid Javid
- Replies: 41
- Views: 5960
Re: Savid Javid
It is truly awful this fracking experiment has been allowed, I can't wait until the earthquakes hit downtown Padiham and the powers that shouldn't be attempt to convince us it's a well established fault line. The San Thickneck Fault.
- Mon Aug 28, 2017 2:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Your favourite Burnley assist
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2961
Re: Your favourite Burnley assist
Ian Britton for George Oghani, sherpa van trophy.
- Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: B'tard Rovers versus Mighty Clarets
- Replies: 350
- Views: 32908
Re: B'tard Rovers versus Mighty Clarets
Very early arrival, I think Madge thinks this is a biggy!
- Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:03 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Gender neutral no more boys or girls!
- Replies: 34
- Views: 4629
Re: Gender neutral no more boys or girls!
The world has gone mad! I can understand the idea of giving more choice to children, rather than imposing stereotypes that match the norms in society, however great care needs to be taken. When born children are either male or female(in general, there are some exceptions), but giving choice will lea...
- Wed Aug 16, 2017 7:12 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 1 in 10 of Brits do not know where Ireland is.
- Replies: 37
- Views: 4256
Re: 1 in 10 of Brits do not know where Ireland is.
Apparently it's close to a place called Eire, where little people with ginger beards play on harps.
- Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:20 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Defour
- Replies: 74
- Views: 12313
Re: Defour
Thanks for the tip, I've now put my life savings (£15 in premium bonds and a 1970s twix XXL) on him going to Everton.Vegas Claret wrote:Defour to Everton for 40 million, over heard my next door neighbours dog chatting to a cat last night - must be legit
- Sun Aug 13, 2017 2:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Plastic fan melting
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4863
Re: Plastic fan melting
Imagine what he'd be like if something really went wrong in his life!
- Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:43 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets
- Replies: 573
- Views: 42421
Re: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets
"Rovers utter shambles" say the BBC hehe
- Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets
- Replies: 573
- Views: 42421
Re: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets
He's in France trying to get spare parts for his carhappyclaret17 wrote:Where is Saxo when you need him .
- Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:39 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets
- Replies: 573
- Views: 42421
Re: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets
Based on your time travel I've just bet my ranch (£2.50 and a large twix), hope you are right!
If not you should be banned for leading me up the garden path.
If not you should be banned for leading me up the garden path.
- Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:18 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Marquee signing overnight
- Replies: 20
- Views: 4990
Re: Marquee signing overnight
Is she Dyche fit?
- Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Trump ready to press the nuclear button
- Replies: 80
- Views: 8130
Re: Trump ready to press the nuclear button
I would like to watch the game tomorrow, but now i'm too scared. I'm currently taking my doors off to make a protect and survive shelter in my living room. I have bought random tin products, just in case of WW3, so I can at least do a tinned food count, and reminisce about the good times. I've even ...
- Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:42 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Our League Cup opponents will be
- Replies: 58
- Views: 8700
Re: Our League Cup opponents will be
I'd prefer a guest appearance by Kevin Ball in centre midfield doing his customary Bruce Lee impersonation.
- Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:18 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: What a cr@p format for the draw!
- Replies: 69
- Views: 8111
Re: What a cr@p format for the draw!
Least we got a league one side
- Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: What a cr@p format for the draw!
- Replies: 69
- Views: 8111
- Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:07 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley target £12m Lille striker Nicolas de Preville
- Replies: 100
- Views: 18036
Re: Burnley target £12m Lille striker Nicolas de Preville
Sounds like a camp medieval knight.
- Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New striker incoming
- Replies: 613
- Views: 68969
Re: New striker incoming
I really do wonder sometimes if some on here think our premiere league standard board and manager are part time decorators in their free time ( nothing against decorators) medical are there for a reason, the will of the player will be assessed by the manager, the money will be discussed between boa...
- Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New striker incoming
- Replies: 613
- Views: 68969
Re: New striker incoming
Who's he?Eloise Laws wrote:My source tells me its Keith Blackburn
- Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:11 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New striker incoming
- Replies: 613
- Views: 68969
Re: New striker incoming
A little bit of a knee jerk reaction.Vegas Claret wrote:If he's just been taking the **** I think he should be banned
How about stringing him up by his keyboard.
However, wise Indian chief say " there is no smoke without fire, bring in "flies like eagle" forward pronto tonto.
- Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:54 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New striker incoming
- Replies: 613
- Views: 68969
Re: New striker incoming
He could be wheeled on the first home match by Danny Wellbeck.Steve1956 wrote:What about Zlatan,he's never played at the Turf,he must be keen.
- Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New striker incoming
- Replies: 613
- Views: 68969
Re: New striker incoming
Shot through the heart and you're to blame...
- Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:34 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Adam legzdins
- Replies: 112
- Views: 12346
Re: Adam legzdins
Sounds like Heaton will need to stay fit.
If he were to be injured, it would be interesting to see who steps in.
If he were to be injured, it would be interesting to see who steps in.
- Sat Aug 05, 2017 8:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Barnes?
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2049
Re: Barnes?
The German fans might have reacted badly to his wayward elbows
- Sat Aug 05, 2017 5:10 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Re: Mighty Clarets versus Hannover 69 oops!
- Replies: 252
- Views: 27523
Re: Re: Mighty Clarets versus Hannover 69 oops!
They probably popped into Wilkinsons prior to the match to buy their weaponry.
Oops my response was a little tardy.
Oops my response was a little tardy.