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by Volvoclaret
Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley Grammar School/Habergham High School
Replies: 157
Views: 23077

Re: Burnley Grammar School/Habergham High School

I remember Bernie Grime (NOT GRIMES BOY)
Dave Denson still knocking around the village.
by Volvoclaret
Sat Feb 17, 2024 1:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The incredibly upbeat (wow what a result) Arsenal matchday thread.
Replies: 31
Views: 1947

Re: The incredibly upbeat (wow what a result) Arsenal matchday thread.

Can I have a pint of what you lot are drinking?
by Volvoclaret
Sat Feb 17, 2024 1:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jordan North to leave BBC Radio
Replies: 24
Views: 3205

Re: Jordan North to leave BBC Radio

yTib wrote: โ†‘
Sat Feb 17, 2024 1:26 pm
i challenge anyone over the age of 25 to put some headphones on and listen to radio 1 for an hour.

i bet you can't.
Sorry yTib cant do, it's banned under Geneva Convention.๐Ÿ˜
by Volvoclaret
Sat Feb 10, 2024 11:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The earth
Replies: 53
Views: 3221

Re: The earth

Bono of U2 believes the earth is flat because he regularly peers over the Edge
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by Volvoclaret
Fri Feb 09, 2024 8:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Board
Replies: 54
Views: 3962

Re: Board

What a unique thread, 37 posts and not one argument. ๐Ÿ˜
by Volvoclaret
Tue Feb 06, 2024 5:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: I Would Fly 5000 miles.......
Replies: 18
Views: 1858

Re: I Would Fly 5000 miles.......

True BC but we do tolerate you, be grateful
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by Volvoclaret
Sat Feb 03, 2024 2:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Roofer Recommendation
Replies: 9
Views: 601

Re: Roofer Recommendation

Kings Roofing Oswaldtwistle. Baily King. 07904321038
Replaced my two dorma roofs in Worsthorne last Summer
Turned up on time, did a good job and cleaned up at a very reasonable price
by Volvoclaret
Fri Feb 02, 2024 6:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: National Frank Day
Replies: 11
Views: 842

Re: National Frank Day

Frankly my dear, I couldnt give a damn.
by Volvoclaret
Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Actual Transfer News - NO BICKERING or pointless debates...
Replies: 386
Views: 50966

Re: Actual Transfer News - NO BICKERING or pointless debates...

Some people don't seem to understand the term pointless debate.๐Ÿ˜ž
by Volvoclaret
Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Things could be worse.
Replies: 16
Views: 2267

Re: Things could be worse.

bfcjg wrote: โ†‘
Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:24 pm
Oh they'll have quite a few things on their minds.
https://www.who.int/health-topics/hendr ... #tab=tab_1
Is this the Blagburn equivalent of a STD? ๐Ÿ˜
by Volvoclaret
Thu Jan 25, 2024 6:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley ranked 8th poshest club in EPL
Replies: 39
Views: 3482

Re: Burnley ranked 8th poshest club in EPL

We've got two Aldis, very handy when one is topping up ones wine cellar.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Storm
Replies: 35
Views: 3720

Re: Storm

kentonclaret wrote: โ†‘
Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:18 pm
Were you sitting on it at the time?
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Trust me, if I was sat on it a force 10 hurricane wouldn't have moved it.๐Ÿ˜‰
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 22, 2024 5:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Storm
Replies: 35
Views: 3720

Re: Storm

One of my garden chairs blew over. When will this hell end? ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜‰
by Volvoclaret
Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Words not to be used in the same sentence
Replies: 105
Views: 4043

Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Bosscat/Lancastrian
by Volvoclaret
Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's Football
Replies: 68
Views: 3656

Re: Today's Football

Bosscat wrote: โ†‘
Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:58 pm
For an "Excellent finish Wood" Ronseal it does what it says on the tin ๐Ÿ˜‰
Polished finish.
by Volvoclaret
Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gladiators
Replies: 15
Views: 1538

Re: Gladiators

Get me one in BC I'm on my way. TV for morons.
by Volvoclaret
Fri Jan 19, 2024 9:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Words not to be used in the same sentence
Replies: 105
Views: 4043

Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Starmer/convictions
by Volvoclaret
Fri Jan 19, 2024 3:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Actual Transfer News - NO BICKERING or pointless debates...
Replies: 386
Views: 50966

Re: Actual Transfer News - NO BICKERING or pointless debates...

newcasleclaret just signed for Blackburn forum, quoted as saying he feels more at home there.
by Volvoclaret
Wed Jan 17, 2024 9:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eee by gum itโ€™s cold
Replies: 16
Views: 2279

Re: Eee by gum itโ€™s cold

Wuss, it was regularly -15 in January when I was a lad. We played out without coats and boots and never complained.
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by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 15, 2024 9:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dinner Party's Help Needed
Replies: 36
Views: 1764

Re: Dinner Party's Help Needed

SD or VK ?
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 15, 2024 9:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dinner Party's Help Needed
Replies: 36
Views: 1764

Re: Dinner Party's Help Needed

I'm outing Clovius as Ann Widdecombe ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 15, 2024 9:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dinner Party's Help Needed
Replies: 36
Views: 1764

Re: Dinner Party's Help Needed

Favourite sexual position.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 15, 2024 9:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Black Garlic
Replies: 11
Views: 1665

Re: Black Garlic

Black garlic matters!
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by Volvoclaret
Wed Jan 10, 2024 6:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O\T roadworks/ temporary traffic lights
Replies: 170
Views: 13316

Re: O\T roadworks/ temporary traffic lights

It was in lesser spotted orange plumage and in classic pose of roosting draped over roadworks sign.
by Volvoclaret
Wed Jan 10, 2024 4:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O\T roadworks/ temporary traffic lights
Replies: 170
Views: 13316

Re: O\T roadworks/ temporary traffic lights

I have contacted David Attenborough because last week I saw a workman at the Parliament St/Tod Rd roadworks Apparently this is one of the rarest species on the planet. Unfortunately it left before I could take a photo and as yet has failed to return. I'm currently awaiting the BBC film crew to try a...
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 08, 2024 9:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mr Bates vs the Post Office
Replies: 305
Views: 28423

Re: Mr Bates vs the Post Office

Is Claptrapper and Joey Barton one and the same?๐Ÿค”
by Volvoclaret
Sun Jan 07, 2024 12:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Insomnia
Replies: 40
Views: 3988

Re: Insomnia

I got a recording of the Friday pub quiz at the Maypole, puts me to sleep immediately. ๐Ÿ˜‰
by Volvoclaret
Fri Jan 05, 2024 7:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joeyโ€™s in bother again
Replies: 394
Views: 27267

Re: Joeyโ€™s in bother again

Going to have a Column in the Guardian I believe. ๐Ÿ˜
by Volvoclaret
Fri Jan 05, 2024 6:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Soul RIP
Replies: 21
Views: 1791

Re: David Soul RIP

Also played Jerry Springer in the stage show.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 01, 2024 3:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: HAPPY NEW YEAR
Replies: 31
Views: 1735

Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR

Happy Hogmanay.
by Volvoclaret
Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:11 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Liverpool fans keeping the match ball
Replies: 21
Views: 2823

Re: Liverpool fans keeping the match ball

Scousers, steal anything including the English language.
by Volvoclaret
Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Puns: What's the UK's funniest business name?
Replies: 74
Views: 4441

Re: Puns: What's the UK's funniest business name?

There's Burnley Optician Stephen C BYE.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Dec 25, 2023 12:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Merry Christmas
Replies: 72
Views: 4061

Re: Merry Christmas

Great to know that you're sounding so much better Mick.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL CLARETS.

Even Bosscat.0๐Ÿฅฐ
by Volvoclaret
Fri Dec 22, 2023 10:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Favourite Proper Lancashire Sayings!!
Replies: 151
Views: 9039

Re: Favourite Proper Lancashire Sayings!!

When I wor a nipper, when something was good we used to say it was kiff. No Idea where it came from or how long it was in usage but by the time I was a teen it seemed to have died out
by Volvoclaret
Sat Dec 16, 2023 9:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Black Glasses left behind In Cricket Field Stand . Yours?
Replies: 12
Views: 1310

Re: Black Glasses left behind In Cricket Field Stand . Yours?

Did you find VKs white stick as well?
by Volvoclaret
Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MMXX1
Replies: 31
Views: 3790

Re: MMXX1

What have Roman numerals ever done for us?
by Volvoclaret
Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Euromillions
Replies: 44
Views: 7121

Re: Euromillions

Cirrus_Minor wrote: โ†‘
Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:22 pm
I might open a tin of salmon
Spoil yourself and go for red.
by Volvoclaret
Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Euromillions
Replies: 44
Views: 7121

Re: Euromillions

I'd go absolutely mad and buy TWO Twixes.
by Volvoclaret
Sun Dec 03, 2023 10:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Well done Dave Fishwick!
Replies: 21
Views: 3629

Re: Well done Dave Fishwick!

He wouldn't let him play with his chopper.๐Ÿ˜‰
by Volvoclaret
Sat Dec 02, 2023 10:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Snowflakes are wrong - Again!
Replies: 43
Views: 6010

Re: Snowflakes are wrong - Again!

Methinks Spiral has been at the 'snow' again.
by Volvoclaret
Sat Dec 02, 2023 10:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Snowflakes are wrong - Again!
Replies: 43
Views: 6010

Re: Snowflakes are wrong - Again!

Rowls wrote: โ†‘
Sat Dec 02, 2023 9:31 pm
Which idiot is going to buy an eight-sided snowflake??? ๐Ÿ˜ง
An octogenarian?
by Volvoclaret
Fri Dec 01, 2023 4:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Public Information Broadcast - They're There Their
Replies: 60
Views: 5486

Re: Public Information Broadcast - They're There Their

Schedule is pronounced with sh sound not sKedule.
by Volvoclaret
Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:30 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Public Information Broadcast - They're There Their
Replies: 60
Views: 5486

Re: Public Information Broadcast - They're There Their

Bosscat wrote: โ†‘
Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:14 pm
Corrected it for you ๐Ÿ˜‰
Surely, I corrected it for you?
by Volvoclaret
Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Public Information Broadcast - They're There Their
Replies: 60
Views: 5486

Re: Public Information Broadcast - They're There Their

evensteadiereddie wrote: โ†‘
Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:17 pm
Top marks!
May I have a gold star Sir? ๐Ÿ˜‰
by Volvoclaret
Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Happy St Andrews Day
Replies: 7
Views: 516

Re: Happy St Andrews Day

Normally I would say have a drink together, but a Yorkshire man and a Scots man, Jeez they would be arguing all night as to who gets the first round in
๐Ÿค—
by Volvoclaret
Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Public Information Broadcast - They're There Their
Replies: 60
Views: 5486

Re: Public Information Broadcast - They're There Their

Is it right that learning to write is a rite of passage?
by Volvoclaret
Wed Nov 29, 2023 5:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: No sign of Culvert work being completed
Replies: 158
Views: 18155

Re: No sign of Culvert work being completed

Bosscat wrote: โ†‘
Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:07 pm
A682 Closed for a couple of weeks at Newsholme ... between LP and Gisburn ... replacing the Railway bridge ... so its a roundabout route for us on Saturday ๐Ÿค”
Not replacing bridge, building customs post to control Yorkies sneaking into the paradise that is Lancashire.๐Ÿ˜
by Volvoclaret
Mon Nov 27, 2023 11:04 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: HAPPY LANCASHIRE DAY
Replies: 10
Views: 824

HAPPY LANCASHIRE DAY

To all fellow Lancatrians, happy Lancashire day.