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'Because it's had so many games on in such a short space of time'

More than last season?

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Has he seen our home record?

Knob.

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All forgiven if we win at the KC.

Well, mostly.

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#4 'Darikwa 3- awful cNt'

Bit harsh.

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How come the Sunderland tickets have come on before Liverpool?

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Jeff Astle scoring for West Brom (Everton?)

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'Im at a loss as to why they have the juke box on'

So they can shout over it. Obviously.

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My view is that Ranieri had little idea what was going on last season. The team picked itself, they won the title despite him, not because of him.

No change this season.

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Last time we were in the Prem our performance at Sunderland was one of the worst.

We really need something out of this game, but I would be ok with us not being beaten.

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'Nice rack on the Cambodian bird selling buritos outside my Phnom Penh hotel, although I suspect they're implants.'

And I suspect she's a he.

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The aquarium is good. 'The Deep'.

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You can't mention Amy Winehouse and Ed Sheeran in the same sentence.

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Oh marvellous.

So are they going to tell me which other day of the week I can make the 120 mile round trip?

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Ah, thanks for telling me. Good job I have one hidden away.

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Hoping to renew my tickets tomorrow.

Before I attempt it, does anyone know of any recently imposed but unpublicised irrational rules - like the one last year which prevented us from renewing after 12:00 on a 15:00 kick off?

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When's he coming for my fridge? Blocking the bloody drive.

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It's a free hit tomorrow.

You never know what can happen.

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'I believe that there's a dress code at Sycamore Farm.'

So will I get in wearing my Burberry baseball hat? Oh, you mean that is the dress code?

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I was in the bar after the game (100 club?) and a group of fans said 'Are you Frank Teasdale?'

'Why, yes I am' says Frank amiably.

'As in 'Teasdale out! Teasdale out!' ?' they all chant.

That was embarrassing.

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Has anyone ever seen ClaretDiver and Imploding Turtle in the same place?

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'I mostly WFH.
One way to beat the loneliness is to paint faces on potatoes and pretend they are your colleagues.'

Otherwise you may go mad, obviously.

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Racecourse, Ninian Park, Sealand Road,Vetch Field.

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Back in the day a visit to Sincil Bank was a consumately unpleasant experience.

We'll see how your fans behave.

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I think our centre backs will enjoy playing against Costa, right up their street.

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'I think its the next stage for you, redevelop that hideous stadium, yes. Moving shouldn't be ruled out either as traffic must be awful on Saturdays around there on match days. Look at Wigan's stadium for example, access and parking is excellent.'

You seriously haven't got a clue, have you?

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'I don't mind inverted wingers as long as they have a decent cross with the "wrong foot" and use it occasionally to surprise the full back. It will be interesting to see how Brady will be used when he gets his chance.' Most of 'em can't even kick with their wrong foot, never mind cross it. Like I've...

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George Best.

Genius.

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We're doomed.

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I doubt he'll be invited to do the half-time draw anytime soon.

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'To be fair to him, he wasn't left with much of a choice...'

I'll think you'll find he was. He made his choice and got it wrong.

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BT Commentator: 'I bet some of the Hammers fans have enjoyed City's football'.

'Course they have. Jesus wept.

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Wasn't it four 'Willies' and a 'Morgan'?

As originally suggested above.

(Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.)

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As someone has said, there is no choice - 15% (unless the plod intervene..)

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15% is basically the CFS.

'Whilst we are at it make sure they have not hot running water in the away changing room and hide 5 pound of old fish in the ceiling.'

God bless John Beck.

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Love the books.

The Lynch film was (not unexpectedly) odd, but not unlikeable.

Looking forward to it.

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I am PushpinPussy's next door neighbour.

But I'm the one on the other side.

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I'm Brian, and so is my wife.

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'we'll probably get Boro away'

Aaaargh!Nooooo! I'm blaming you if it happens.

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Well, you have to pay for the privilege of attending the 'Theatre of Dreams', surely?

Well done the Reading Board.

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Everyone knows the original - but have you ever heard this masterpiece?

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Original by XTC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrX70VzsmN8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Get a few of you round the tv with plenty of ale, it's the best comedy night of the year.

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'NASA or one guy. Hmm'

I'd take a Russian astronomer over NASA.

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I also like inferior design.

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Though to be fair it need Clasie to go down clutching his head. That would have given the ref a decision to make.

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'About 16 years ago we travelled into the USA from Canada overland via Rooseville Montana. My 8 year old daughter had to stand in front of the border agent while she was compared with a picture of Osama Bin Laden, to ensure he was not trying to enter though the largest unguarded border in the world ...

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'Jumpers for goalposts of course!'

You had jumpers? You were lucky.

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He said he'd bought you one.

A pint, not a helicopter.

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..for the weekend game, due to 'minor injury'.

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I hope to see his name darken this board ne'er again.

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