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- Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Your favourite line from a song is
- Replies: 250
- Views: 16097
- Sun Aug 13, 2023 1:36 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: OT Will Hay
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2415
Re: OT Will Hay
Robb Wilton is another old character who must have shifted his music hall act to film.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4GQe8CKCr ... aWx0b24%3D
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4GQe8CKCr ... aWx0b24%3D
- Sat Aug 12, 2023 8:39 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Royal Dyche
- Replies: 72
- Views: 9295
- Sat Aug 12, 2023 8:28 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Royal Dyche
- Replies: 72
- Views: 9295
Re: Royal Dyche
I walked along that row yesterday, after the match. Just as I approached it, a VERY tall young man, late 20s' perhaps, walked past me and knocked ne, when it was just as easy to pass without. He then walked half a dozen steps and caught someone else. Put it down to pug ignorance at the time, howeve...
- Sat Aug 12, 2023 12:53 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 1st goal
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1619
Re: 1st goal
He runs back to get it.Darnhill Claret wrote: ↑Sat Aug 12, 2023 12:49 amIf a player is in front of the ball and it is passed backwards, how does it get to him?
- Sat Aug 12, 2023 12:44 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 1st goal
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1619
Re: 1st goal
If the receiving player was in front of the ball when it was passed even if the ball is passed backwards then the player could be offside.pauliopaulio wrote: ↑Sat Aug 12, 2023 12:13 amYou can’t be offside to any ball passed backwards. Regardless of the rules though it was a well worked corner
- Mon Aug 07, 2023 3:07 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley Town Centre
- Replies: 123
- Views: 9384
Re: Burnley Town Centre
Examples of towns that have turned their centres around seem to be of the more middle class type. Altrincham, Hebden Bridge, Clitheroe etc. They had less Industrial Revolution buildings to begin with and also the smaller populace that went with not needing huge work forces for the factories. They ha...
- Tue Aug 01, 2023 6:09 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Happy Yorkshire Day
- Replies: 33
- Views: 2121
Re: Happy Yorkshire Day
I did the Three Peaks last year, and I'm convinced - from the OS map I have anyway - that the trig point for Whernside is in Cumbria. I suppose 'The two peaks of Yorkshire and one of Cumbria' doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. I think you’re right. The wall along the top is the border and the tri...
- Thu Jul 27, 2023 4:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Gas.
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2578
Re: Gas.
The question still remains, why is the British tax payer taking the hit and not the privatised companies?
Meanwhile my EDF payments are subsidising the French bill payer. That can’t be right can it?
Meanwhile my EDF payments are subsidising the French bill payer. That can’t be right can it?
- Thu Jul 27, 2023 1:54 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Gas.
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2578
Re: Gas.
Corporation tax is only one part of it. The owners of a company also have to pay income tax on any money they take out via dividends etc. So effectively they pay roughly the same as you plus the 25% corporation tax on top. Not that I am supportive of the obscene Centrica profits made. The whole pri...
- Tue Jul 25, 2023 7:21 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Away kit leaked
- Replies: 279
- Views: 13299
Re: Away kit leaked
First look (of a clearly abysmal quality photo) is it not meant to be like a rip down the shirt to demonstrate that we're claret through and through despite the away colour above? Or I could be talking nonsense. If it goes down the back too, it will make the players look like they’re falling in two.
- Sun Jul 23, 2023 1:04 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Camping
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3591
Re: Camping
Don’t forget that campers have an alternative time zone. Any noise at 10 PM and they’ll be shushing you but loudly greeting good morning to all and sundry at five in the morning whilst you’re nursing your hangover is fine.
- Sun Jul 23, 2023 12:25 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Unhappy Claret who has Nobody
- Replies: 202
- Views: 20300
Re: Unhappy Claret who has Nobody
Stick in there Mick. People are thinking about you.
- Sun Jul 16, 2023 12:01 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Wages at our club
- Replies: 69
- Views: 4470
Re: Wages at our club
Per year for a nurse, teacher etc etc. it’s amazing isn’t it?claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Sun Jul 16, 2023 11:52 amI would suspect £40,000 is the average wage + bonuses
- Tue Jul 11, 2023 8:47 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Any motorcyclists on here?
- Replies: 48
- Views: 2479
Re: Any motorcyclists on here?
I was on that too. Persisted it down unfortunately but still a memorable ride.
Sadly, I have been told that one of the riders who was on it has since passed away.
I was on the gixxer. There were some photos taken. Has anyone got any?
- Thu Jul 06, 2023 8:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Match day prices
- Replies: 117
- Views: 6747
Re: Match day prices
Blackburns ST fan base has dwindled now to a rather pathetic 8K. A major reason for this is that fans were weaned onto Prem football at stupidly low prices when Walker was basically playing at rent-a-fan. If we did the same we'd be buggered for support when we eventually come back down to earth. I’...
- Thu Jul 06, 2023 2:25 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Match day prices
- Replies: 117
- Views: 6747
Re: Match day prices
I can’t tell whether some of these replies are serious or not. But of the main body of replies the justification seems to be that if the customer base will pay it then it’s priced correctly. So on that basis supermarkets, energy, utility companies etc. have got it right even though they have all bee...
- Thu Jul 06, 2023 8:41 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Match day prices
- Replies: 117
- Views: 6747
Re: Match day prices
How much should a ticket be for a match, considering there are tickets starting at £25 for adults Like I said, I’m not expecting sanity in football anymore but £25 for the best seats would seem reasonable. Obviously season tickets to come down too to offer a discount. Even writing that I’m realisin...
- Thu Jul 06, 2023 8:26 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Match day prices
- Replies: 117
- Views: 6747
Re: Match day prices
Them prices are pretty abhorrent for Burnley btw - which is one of the poorest areas of the UK. Can’t help but think that will price many locals out, probably get a few more plastics on the game instead that have latched on to the bandwagon Totally agree but I don’t think you can look to football f...
- Sat Jul 01, 2023 4:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: France riots
- Replies: 158
- Views: 8242
Re: France riots
Don't be ridiculous ... I'm just pointing out that the " story " could have been altogether different .. Sadly he's not the first, nor will he be the last young man to lose his life due to his own recklessness and poor policing ... :roll: Well if you’re not saying that then there’s no point to your...
- Sat Jul 01, 2023 3:25 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: France riots
- Replies: 158
- Views: 8242
Re: France riots
Facts ... 17 year old boy of Morroccan/Algerian heritage, brought up by his single mother, having never known his father. Whilst no criminal record, he was under investigation for persistently driving whilst only holding a provisional license ( 14 year olds can ride mopeds on a provisional ). You c...
- Mon Jun 26, 2023 6:16 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: What’s your favourite type of goal ?
- Replies: 64
- Views: 2331
Re: What’s your favourite type of goal ?
Volley or half volley, preferably at distance off the under side of the bar. But even a close range shot, penalty or header, off the underside of the bar does it for me.
- Mon Jun 26, 2023 1:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lightweight breathable waterproof?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1800
Re: Lightweight breathable waterproof?
Just to add. Cycling jackets are close fitting so you might not fit a decent sized thermal layer underneath.
- Mon Jun 26, 2023 1:20 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lightweight breathable waterproof?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1800
Re: Lightweight breathable waterproof?
I have a Gore cycling jacket that packs up small. It’s great for breathabilty. I think it’s gore-tex paclite. No hood though. I’ve found when running little gets rid of moisture quick enough but you do dry out underneath faster.
- Mon Jun 26, 2023 11:54 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Glastonbury 2023
- Replies: 563
- Views: 26929
Re: Glastonbury 2023
My daughter has absolutely no interest in my music. But then again, I had none in my mum or dad’s either.
- Sat Jun 24, 2023 4:07 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Your biggest sporting achievements?
- Replies: 145
- Views: 7122
Re: Your biggest sporting achievements?
Well done Inchy. Great run.
- Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:12 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Just Stop Oil...
- Replies: 212
- Views: 10067
Re: Just Stop Oil...
You’d probably think twice about a car plus four people trip to Florida for your hols though.Lowbankclaret wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 11:17 amI did see reports when I worked at RR that the amount of fuel used by a plane per seat were the same or slightly less than a a person in a car if there were 4 people in the car.
- Fri Jun 16, 2023 7:50 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Just Stop Oil...
- Replies: 212
- Views: 10067
Re: Just Stop Oil...
I'm not too worried for the long term (as far as authoritarianism is concerned), believe it or not. Those draconian anti-protest laws were pushed through only because the ministers involved in it thought it was in line with the temperature of the electorate. They were made only to serve the ministe...
- Thu Jun 15, 2023 11:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Barnsley Beckenbauer
- Replies: 32
- Views: 2925
Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer
Of course, to The Charlatans.
- Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:48 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Barnsley Beckenbauer
- Replies: 32
- Views: 2925
Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer
The Charlton Charlton.
- Tue Jun 13, 2023 12:59 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Northerners: A History
- Replies: 50
- Views: 2905
Re: Northerners: A History
I think Stuart Maconie had Crewe as the southern most town in the north of England in his book Pies and Prejudice. An amusing look at the north south divide. He’s another out now, Full English, although I’ve not read that one.
- Sun May 21, 2023 7:39 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Man City bench
- Replies: 44
- Views: 3613
Re: Man City bench
It’s a gross exaggeration of what has always happened. Darwen paying players and pretending they worked in their factories. Rovers buying the Premier League with one man’s money. The inevitable consequence of wealth, ego and poor governance. Fair competition and ‘sport’ go out of the window. A team ...
- Sat May 20, 2023 12:25 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Track 1, side 1, 1st album...best opener
- Replies: 130
- Views: 5216
- Fri May 19, 2023 9:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Track 1, side 1, 1st album...best opener
- Replies: 130
- Views: 5216
Re: Track 1, side 1, 1st album...best opener
Actually, neither was the Smiths one.
- Fri May 19, 2023 9:35 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Track 1, side 1, 1st album...best opener
- Replies: 130
- Views: 5216
Re: Track 1, side 1, 1st album...best opener
That Stereolab one wasn’t on a debut album.
- Fri May 19, 2023 9:05 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Track 1, side 1, 1st album...best opener
- Replies: 130
- Views: 5216
Re: Track 1, side 1, 1st album...best opener
Definitive Gaze, Real Life, Magazine.
Roadrunner, Modern Lovers, Modern Lovers.
A couple that just missed it, I Wanna be your Dog is second on The Stooges album and Another Girl Another Planet is second on the Only Ones album.
Roadrunner, Modern Lovers, Modern Lovers.
A couple that just missed it, I Wanna be your Dog is second on The Stooges album and Another Girl Another Planet is second on the Only Ones album.
- Tue May 16, 2023 9:07 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Least favourite Burnley players
- Replies: 146
- Views: 6908
Re: Least favourite Burnley players
I don’t think I could dislike a player because they weren’t much good. And perhaps dislike is a bit strong but I have always been intrigued by Lee Dixon and Ian Wright. Both quite likeable as pundits but when it comes to Burnley I sense a sort of denial that they were ever here. I know neither were ...
- Mon May 15, 2023 3:14 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Favourite cover versions
- Replies: 98
- Views: 4772
Re: Favourite cover versions
I Love you you Big Dummy. Magazine version of a Captain Beefheart song.
Eight Miles High. Husker Du. (Byrds)
Killing Moon. Pavement. (Echo and the Bunnymen)
Avalanche. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.(Leonard Cohen)
Eight Miles High. Husker Du. (Byrds)
Killing Moon. Pavement. (Echo and the Bunnymen)
Avalanche. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.(Leonard Cohen)
- Mon May 01, 2023 12:32 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Allegiance
- Replies: 134
- Views: 6646
Re: Allegiance
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wDXTYB0IZ ... IHJpb3Q%3DCoolClaret wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 8:19 pmOh I know it goes long back before the World Wars mate!
I'm not fully aware of all the revolts mind - any good YT vids/Docs that you can recommend?
- Sun Apr 30, 2023 4:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Allegiance
- Replies: 134
- Views: 6646
Re: Allegiance
It's all a bit mediaeval isn't it? Surely we should have moved on by now.
- Thu Apr 20, 2023 5:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Spacex Launch
- Replies: 110
- Views: 3924
Re: Spacex Launch
Total waste of money while there are homeless and destitute people needing help This vanity project is a total self indulgence I’ve often wondered about these costs. Obviously the commercial stuff like communication satellites and so on will pay back. Then we get Teflon and pens that write upside d...
- Thu Apr 20, 2023 1:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Murics bar bill
- Replies: 57
- Views: 6044
- Wed Apr 05, 2023 7:09 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: your favourite vincents
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1893
Re: your favourite vincents
For Belgian Friends?
- Tue Apr 04, 2023 11:50 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Brussels and Bruges advise
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1528
Re: Brussels and Bruges advise
I know it was light-hearted but a bit odd to pick up on someone's spelling and grammar when they've reached out for some tips. Been to both Brussels and Bruges but a few years ago now so nowhere specific I can point out, sorry. Both pretty places and no doubt you'll find some good bars in both! You...
- Tue Apr 04, 2023 11:00 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Brussels and Bruges advise
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1528
Re: Brussels and Bruges advise
I’m no expert but ‘wives’ should have an apostrophe after it I think. Expensive trip if you have a few!
Enjoy it though.
Enjoy it though.
- Tue Mar 28, 2023 6:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Music Thread - Songs Mentioning Other Musicians
- Replies: 94
- Views: 2812
Re: Music Thread - Songs Mentioning Other Musicians
A few Fall songs mentioned now. It has been said that their song Draygo's Guilt could be a reference to Rossendale post punk band Victor Drago.
- Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: Clubs should hang their heads in shame over derby tickets
- Replies: 633
- Views: 34010
Re: ARTICLE: Clubs should hang their heads in shame over derby tickets
I must admit I’m coming round to the Burnley should have told Rovers to stick their tickets way of thinking. Created some embarrassing publicity for them.
- Tue Mar 28, 2023 2:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Ballot Successful vs Email from the club
- Replies: 31
- Views: 3346
Re: Ballot Successful vs Email from the club
Got my email at 14:08 to say successful for the 2 I applied for and went into my login and purchased as normal for away matches, no difference in the purchase other than the ballot, all gone through without a hitch, seems odd all these other situations that people are encountering. Maybe its how th...
- Tue Mar 28, 2023 2:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Ballot Successful vs Email from the club
- Replies: 31
- Views: 3346
Re: Ballot Successful vs Email from the club
Managed to buy all three in the end so worth double checking.
- Tue Mar 28, 2023 1:44 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Music Thread - Songs Mentioning Other Musicians
- Replies: 94
- Views: 2812
Re: Music Thread - Songs Mentioning Other Musicians
There was a mention of Queen in the god save the queen song. The lyrics have just been changed to king now. I'm not sure if that's a tribute to Elvis or the eighties band King.