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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 08, 2020 4:17 pm
No but the whole thing Sphinx

It’s taking a pharaoh time.

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He wouldn’t sign a new contract, end of.

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It’s a must try and win, which we haven’t attempted yet this season.

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The death of PPV

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This is awful

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SalisburyClaret wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 06, 2020 6:22 pm
Decent half - look better with 2 wingers

Low expectations

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This is awful

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This is awful

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Wedding band

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Coeus wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 05, 2020 6:50 pm
Hell even miss buying a twix!

Show off.

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Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 03, 2020 12:50 pm
I agree, when Wood scores it's fine and he scores enough every year for a club like ours.

But when he doesn't score he's one of the worst players in the premier league. Almost redundant.

Said this before, he can score goals but he’s not a great football player.

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Just saw this on Twitter as well, excellent news.

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https://www.wickes.co.uk/Fluidmaster-Pu ... t/p/118744

Change the lot, job done. You might even get a discount.

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12 would be brilliant

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There looks to be a pipe under the float but can’t quite make it out. It doesn’t look like an internal overflow.

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Picture of the overflow?

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Does it stop if you lift the float up?

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Most cistern overflows these days go straight into the pan as well.

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Shouldn’t be constantly running, water is probably just going down into the pan. Is there a flapper in the cistern, these sometimes don’t seat correctly allowing water through into the pan.

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pushpinpussy wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 31, 2020 7:22 pm
I got laid this morning.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

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cockneyclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 31, 2020 4:58 pm
Pope 8
Lowton 9
Long 9
Tarkowski 10
Taylor 8
Brownhill 9
Stephens 3
Westwood 9
McNeil 8
Barnes 10
Wood 9

subs-
Rodriguez 8
Brady n/a

I’ve always fancied watching the game off my tits as well.

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Brady hat trick anyone?

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I’ve checked mine, she still won’t let me ride her.

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Have you tried Betamax?

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Candy floss legs

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Sheen

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Arsewipe

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Hibsclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:52 pm
Go komandoo....heaven

Honeymooned there 17 years ago, amazing place.

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Darthlaw wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 16, 2020 12:47 pm
Immense game with great humour!

I remember me and a mate playing moonstone until about 5am, got to the last level and the game crashed and shut down. Still gutted 20 odd years later.

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The undead series R Haywood

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Pathetic

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Wow, ******* awful

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Roger Moore, best Bond ever by some distance

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We were the best run club in the league, don’t know who’s responsible but we’re being made to look like a set of ***** now. Needs sorting.

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Happy hour

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Bordeauxclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:10 am
Are these people arrogant or just stupid?

A rather large sprinkling of both I think.

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Who’s Andrew Warning?

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An hour gone and we seem to have given up

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NewClaret wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:47 pm
What did he say? Got disturbed? Heard commentator apologising

Get in the effing game ref or words to that effect

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I’ve missed Barnes moaning at the ref.

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I think you mean a handyperson.

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Diving

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fidelcastro wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:49 pm
On the subject of Linford Christie, he became Olympic champion at the age of 32.

Imagine how fast he was at 22!

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cblantfanclub wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 27, 2020 1:17 pm
"A persons top speed reduces by 0.13mph for every year after the age of 22."

That's pretty precise. I should hardly be able to move now.

You can’t argue with the science, it’s biological.

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A persons top speed reduces by 0.13mph for every year after the age of 22.

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