New song for Steven Defour

[Bfcis4me]

Hi everyone, another Sunday night and I've been thinking so much today and yesterday about a new song for Defour. This is it.
It just needs a slow clap in unity, imagine how good this will sound? Slow slow slow slow. Intimidating if in a deep voice.
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I've got words made for this:

He's Defour not foolish
He's defo not blind
He can see through you
And scores all the time

We dont think he's human he's one of a kind
He gets on the ball and he is sublime
Just give the ball to Stevie D. Just give the ball to him

Repeat but slowly clapping. It might need a few goes.

What do you think?

[TheFamilyCat]

Unless it's sung to a tune that every other set of fans in the country is singing I can't see it taking off.

[what_no_pies]

Tough sell that one.

[bobinho]

You were doing really, really well until you got to the word "slow".

Then it just raced off into the distance.

[bfcjg]

What's that Tele programme where they press a buzzer very early if their listening to sh1te ?

[Fireguard]

Blooming great song though BFcis4me.

[hampsteadclaret]

I think Carol Ann Duffy is safe for now.

[ClaretAndJew]

Pass him the ball
And he'll score one
I fought Defour
And Defour won

[Claretjug]

To the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

We're the Clarets the mighty Clarets
We never win away.
awinaway awinaway awinaway awinaway

[RocketLawnChair]

Pass him the ball
And he'll score one
I fought Defour
And Defour won

Perhaps change the I fought to you fought. Other than that a belter. The last two lines could be sung on a continuous loop, even us thickets couldn't mess that up.

[ClaretAndJew]

Aye, nice simple and easy. Won't ever take off though. We don't like change.

[Moggybfc]

To the tune of Robin van Persie or Michael Van Gerwen

Oooh Johann Berg Gudmundsson

May need to drop the "Berg"

[Falcon]

To the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

We're the Clarets the mighty Clarets
We never win away.
awinaway awinaway awinaway awinaway

THIS. YES.

I've been thinking this one also. Let's get it going at every away match until we win one.

[TheFamilyCat]

To the tune of Robin van Persie or Michael Van Gerwen

[BuryClaret]

I occasionally go to FC United games (when we're on international break usually!), always a good atmosphere and particularly like one of their chants.

Adapted it would be:

I am a Burnley fan,
I am a Lancashire man,
I know what I want,
And I know how to get it,
I wanna destroy Bastards and Coyle,
Cos I wanna be at Burnley

Video of them singing it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9EP-BO_YvI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Only fear would be the speed clappers ruining it!

Thoughts?

[Paul Waine]

To the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

We're the Clarets the mighty Clarets
We never win away.
awinaway awinaway awinaway awinaway

Change 2nd line to: "We are going to win today" and I think you've got a winner.

I'll practise singing it tonight in my bath.

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