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What is Tarquin saying to Elmo?
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Look my m8 Anton Du Beke says "Its a jump to the left and a step to the right you Moron"
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"I think you'll find I've got the same number of fingers as everybody else."
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We are in tier 3, so don’t touch me!!
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Wax on, wax off.
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" High Five "
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"What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching"
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the assault was totally understandable!
you're a cheating git and play for Arsenal!
you're a cheating git and play for Arsenal!
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My turn now!
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You can take the 3 points, just don't touch the face.
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It's Auba you should be assaulting if you want to stop a goal
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"Wind your neck in ......oh sorry you already have"
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Hey Tarky "i never saw that punch coming"
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Try that again pal and I will give you a Burnley Wallet.
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Mo-hammy.... How I love ya, how I love ta my dear Mo-Hammy ... I'd walk a million miles for one of those smiles Mo-Hammmmmmeeeeee
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What do you mean you got 10/1 on a Burnley win, I only got fives ffs...
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My ears aren't that wide.
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Tarks “Any jobs going?”
Elmo “I dunno, the boss isn’t talking to me”.
Elmo “I dunno, the boss isn’t talking to me”.
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Tarks.."Have you farted"
Elmo " I know nothing"
Elmo " I know nothing"
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Whats a matter you hey...
Gotta no respect...
Ahhh Shadduppa your face...
Gotta no respect...
Ahhh Shadduppa your face...
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Altogether now
Hands, knees and boomps a daisy
Hands, knees and boomps a daisy
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See this hand, well it's going to shove you in the face.
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I know nothing about the takeover. Best ask CT and DJW
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Strictly next year?
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"Are you still here?"
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"If we link hands, I can knee you right in the nuts!"
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Two papers does not beat one paper. That is not in the rules.
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Who you calling Gollum...?
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"Ok Tarks, take it easy, but I still dont think playing cat's cradle in the middle of a game is a great idea"
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So who is Darcey Bushel and who is the Vicar of Dibley again?.
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Hand over the points NOW !
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What the **** did you actually ask for in the barbers
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Elmo "I use Boot's Hand Sanitizer with added moisturisers"
Tarquin "No wonder they call you Soft Lad"
Tarquin "No wonder they call you Soft Lad"
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"Listen I know you look like my girlfriend, but only she is allowed to grip me around the throat like that!"
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That has to be the worst Max Bygraves impression I've ever seen
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I'm not a doctor, but to me it looks as if you left your coat hanger in your shirt.
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My fish was this big!!
Well mine was bigger!!
Well mine was bigger!!
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Listen mate, I get it.
Your missus says "I want you here over Christmas"
So, you go for the 3-match ban like your mate Granit
Good try but no cigar !
Your missus says "I want you here over Christmas"
So, you go for the 3-match ban like your mate Granit
Good try but no cigar !
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That fake mime glass wasn't there when you pushed me in my face
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Listen Dumbo, I haven't got your earmuffs.
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Jim: What was that?
Mo: Speak to the hand because the ref ain't watching.
Mo: Speak to the hand because the ref ain't watching.