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Post by Steve1956 » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:31 am

What is Tarquin saying to Elmo?
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Post by Bosscat » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:36 am

Look my m8 Anton Du Beke says "Its a jump to the left and a step to the right you Moron"
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Post by FactualFrank » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:38 am

"I think you'll find I've got the same number of fingers as everybody else."
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Post by RammyClaret61 » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:39 am

We are in tier 3, so don’t touch me!!

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Post by claretabroad » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:41 am

Wax on, wax off.
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Post by randomclaret2 » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:45 am

" High Five "

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Post by Bosscat » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:50 am

"What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching"

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Post by claretblue » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:52 am

the assault was totally understandable!

you're a cheating git and play for Arsenal! :roll:

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Post by Shadeyclaret » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:55 am

My turn now!

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Post by Quickenthetempo » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:00 am

You can take the 3 points, just don't touch the face.

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Post by maccclaret » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:11 am

It's Auba you should be assaulting if you want to stop a goal

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Post by Mayoclaret » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:17 am

"Wind your neck in ......oh sorry you already have"
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Post by Steve1956 » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:20 am

Hey Tarky "i never saw that punch coming"

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Post by The Enclosure » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:28 am

Try that again pal and I will give you a Burnley Wallet.
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Post by Bosscat » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:32 am

Mo-hammy.... How I love ya, how I love ta my dear Mo-Hammy ... I'd walk a million miles for one of those smiles Mo-Hammmmmmeeeeee

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Post by Hibsclaret » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:34 am

What do you mean you got 10/1 on a Burnley win, I only got fives ffs...

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Post by bfcjg » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:39 am

My ears aren't that wide.

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Post by IWOODLOVETT » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:47 am

Tarks “Any jobs going?”
Elmo “I dunno, the boss isn’t talking to me”.

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Post by Steve1956 » Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:06 am

Tarks.."Have you farted"
Elmo " I know nothing"

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Post by Bosscat » Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:09 am

Whats a matter you hey...
Gotta no respect...
Ahhh Shadduppa your face...

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Post by jojomk1 » Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:14 am

Altogether now

Hands, knees and boomps a daisy

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Post by Firthy » Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:20 am

See this hand, well it's going to shove you in the face.

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Post by dpinsussex » Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:45 am

I know nothing about the takeover. Best ask CT and DJW

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Post by Volvoclaret » Wed Dec 16, 2020 12:04 pm

Strictly next year?

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Post by nonayclaret » Wed Dec 16, 2020 12:46 pm

"Are you still here?"

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Post by cricketfieldclarets » Wed Dec 16, 2020 12:52 pm

Dive like an Egyptian
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Post by CaptJohn » Wed Dec 16, 2020 1:06 pm

"If we link hands, I can knee you right in the nuts!"

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Post by IanMcL » Wed Dec 16, 2020 1:53 pm

Two papers does not beat one paper. That is not in the rules.

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Post by evensteadiereddie » Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:07 pm

Who you calling Gollum...?

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Post by Wile E Coyote » Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:14 pm

"Ok Tarks, take it easy, but I still dont think playing cat's cradle in the middle of a game is a great idea"

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Post by elwaclaret » Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:31 pm

So who is Darcey Bushel and who is the Vicar of Dibley again?.

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Post by FCBurnley » Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:09 pm

Hand over the points NOW !

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Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:11 pm

What the **** did you actually ask for in the barbers
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Post by kentonclaret » Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:23 pm

Elmo "I use Boot's Hand Sanitizer with added moisturisers"

Tarquin "No wonder they call you Soft Lad"

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Post by whiffa » Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:39 pm

"Listen I know you look like my girlfriend, but only she is allowed to grip me around the throat like that!"

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Post by Bosscat » Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:43 pm

That has to be the worst Max Bygraves impression I've ever seen

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Post by Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Wed Dec 16, 2020 4:29 pm

I'm not a doctor, but to me it looks as if you left your coat hanger in your shirt.

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Post by Lowbankclaret » Wed Dec 16, 2020 5:00 pm

My fish was this big!!

Well mine was bigger!!

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Post by RalphCoatesComb » Wed Dec 16, 2020 5:07 pm

Listen mate, I get it.

Your missus says "I want you here over Christmas"

So, you go for the 3-match ban like your mate Granit

Good try but no cigar !
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Post by vancouverclaret » Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:00 am

That fake mime glass wasn't there when you pushed me in my face

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Post by Dazzler » Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:08 am

Listen Dumbo, I haven't got your earmuffs.

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Post by superdimitri » Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:47 am

Jim: What was that?
Mo: Speak to the hand because the ref ain't watching.

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