Hypothetical Sex Party

[jrgbfc]

Far more interesting than last summers transfer thread, and that was going on for months

[Awayfromburnley]

This thread has actually made me laugh out loud several times.

Much needed light relief. Quite apt really. No, no, not in that way.

Can see if after lockdown. 400 hungry Clarets all there in the BFC tops......

Actually my username seems quite apt too now. This is this the BFC sex club forum, isn't it?

[GodIsADeeJay81]

They won't be allowed in wearing football clobber, can't have any old riff raff turning up

Smart/casual Inc shoes is the dresscode for men

[NewClaret]

We’re all extremely fortunate to have a squad that are impeccably behaved. SD seems a great judge of character in that respect. This thread has got me wondering how our players might hypothetically behave in such a venue though...

Brownhill would be first to arrive in my opinion. Straight to a room, queue at the door till 3am, no breaks, straight through till 3am. Great stamina on the lad.

Can’t see his midfield partner Westy getting involved in such debauchery though. Suspect he’d stay in the bar area making post-coital brews for the other couples.

[Cleveleys_claret]

Westy and Barnes take care of guests travel arrangements

[NewClaret]

Westy and Barnes take care of guests travel arrangements

Ben on the door?

[TheFamilyCat]

They won't be allowed in wearing football clobber, can't have any old riff raff turning up

Smart/casual Inc shoes is the dresscode for men

Was this going on in Yorke House in the 90's?

[GodIsADeeJay81]

Was this going on in Yorke House in the 90's?

Wouldn't have a clue, I don't even know where Yorke house is.

[Steve1956]

Stop being such an old fuddy-duddy Steve, it’s just a bit of light relief...

Ohhh,alright then,whens the next meet Sid?

[Grumps]

Was this going on in Yorke House in the 90's?

Certainly at the EL Trop

[Sean Dyche's Watch]

How much is a Twix at one of these parties, and is there an option to pay by instalments, interest free?

[Wellsy1882]

Thers still a "shop" on standish street right now
Back door job

[tim_noone]

Thers still a "shop" on standish street right now
Back door job

Shhhhh......ffs!

[GodIsADeeJay81]

How much is a Twix at one of these parties, and is there an option to pay by instalments, interest free?

It's not a high class establishment that will sell a Twix

[Sean Dyche's Watch]

It's not a high class establishment that will sell a Twix

There's a niche in the market there....

[Guller Bull]

Can’t remember whether you get one or two fingers in a twix??

[conyoviejo]

Can’t remember whether you get one or two fingers in a twix??

Reminds me of that old joke.."what's the difference between Joan Collins and a kitkat ? You only get four fingers in a kitkat.

[NewClaret]

Ohhh,alright then,whens the next meet Sid?

Eh, don’t rope me in to this lark! Wife would kill me...

[GodIsADeeJay81]

Eh, don’t rope me in to this lark! Wife would kill me...

Bring her along, you can watch...

[claptrappers_union]

Who’s Sid by the way?

[tim_noone]

Who’s Sid by the way?

You never read ViZ ?

[Bosscat]

Who’s Sid by the way?

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[bfcjg]

This thread is certainly lifting the post Christmas blues, its hilarious.

[claptrappers_union]

I thought it was somebody on the forum as well

[Bosscat]

You never read ViZ ?

Do you think GIADJ81 has met these 2 beauties

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[ynot]

Prior to Covid, I used to attend one regularly.
Held in a "club"

So its got a bar for socialising, then plenty of rooms /areas for the fun to happen.

Some people go to play with anyone.
Some couples go to play with each other but to let others watch.
Some couples go to play with each other but with door on their room shut, but I suppose the thrill is knowing people are able to hear them.

Some people don't play at all and just go to watch, or to see what it's about.

I'm looking forward to life going back to my normal,

Me too, can't wait

[ynot]

Are these places members only, need registrations, or even legal etc?

Genuinely intrigued, thought they were total BS and made up these sorts of places.

The are clubs all over the northwest. Chorley, Rochdale, Birkenhead, 2 in Blackpool, 2 in Manchester, Bolton, plus 2 hotels in blackpool

Club Play in Blackpool, Cupids in Manchester, and Townhouse in Birkenhead are my personal favourites.

You do get some stunning people in there too, not just lorry drivers and chavs

[NewClaret]

Bring her along, you can watch...

You don’t know my wife mate! Or maybe you do

[tim_noone]

Do you think GIADG81 has met these 2 beauties hqdefault.jpg

No.....but steve definitely

[GodIsADeeJay81]

I thought it was somebody on the forum as well

It's me.

[GodIsADeeJay81]

Me too, can't wait

You done chameleons yet in the Midlands?

[ClaretCliff]

You done chameleons yet in the Midlands?

Doing a chameleon? Now that's seriously weird.

[Aclaret]

Doing a chameleon? Now that's seriously weird.

I guess you just close your eyes Cliff and think of Boy George

[IanMcL]

The are clubs all over the northwest. Chorley, Rochdale, Birkenhead, 2 in Blackpool, 2 in Manchester, Bolton, plus 2 hotels in blackpool

Club Play in Blackpool, Cupids in Manchester, and Townhouse in Birkenhead are my personal favourites.

You do get some stunning people in there too, not just lorry drivers and chavs

Were Burnley founder members?

[ClaretCliff]

I guess you just close your eyes Cliff and think of Boy George

Think I'd rather do the chameleon

[ynot]

You done chameleons yet in the Midlands?

Yes, a few times. I have 'friends' in Bristol and Stoke who I meet there occasionally

[pushpinpussy]

can i bring my dog with me

[Rileybobs]

can i bring my dog with me

I'm sure it wouldn't be the only one on a lead.

[pushpinpussy]

I'm sure it wouldn't be the only one on a lead.

good as my motto is keep it in the family

[ynot]

can i bring my dog with me

Only if you're going dogging

[Rileybobs]

good as my motto is keep it in the family

People like you are the reason why Rovers fans sing those songs about us.

[bfcjg]

You done chameleons yet in the Midlands?

Do you cum and goes ?

[Aclaret]

The are clubs all over the northwest. Chorley, Rochdale, Birkenhead, 2 in Blackpool, 2 in Manchester, Bolton, plus 2 hotels in blackpool

Club Play in Blackpool, Cupids in Manchester, and Townhouse in Birkenhead are my personal favourites.

You do get some stunning people in there too, not just lorry drivers and chavs

Fair play, you put in the miles for what you want but then again I suppose we all do to see Ashley Barnes score.

[Bosscat]

Doing a chameleon? Now that's seriously weird.

Now I understand the Masked Singer

[GodIsADeeJay81]

I'm sure it wouldn't be the only one on a lead.

I remember seeing a bloke in his 50's turn up with 2 stunning slaves in their 20's with collars and leads.

They were mint and I never did ask him how he had that sorted out, but it's not a bad life goal

[Winstonswhite]

There was a brilliant documentary on Channel4 earlier this year about the swinging scene. It was hilarious and well worth a watch

https://youtu.be/Ns6XjgjiNIM

[tim_noone]

There was a brilliant documentary on Channel4 earlier this year about the swinging scene. It was hilarious and well worth a watch

https://youtu.be/Ns6XjgjiNIM

The threds gone quiet....

[Bin Ont Turf]

Well that's a turn up, big Sid's a right mucky beggar.

[GodIsADeeJay81]

Well that's a turn up, big Sid's a right mucky beggar.

In my defence, sex parties have never previously been a topic of conversation, so I never really thought to mention it

All my mates know though and they find it fascinating, as did my dad before he died last year.

[Bin Ont Turf]

From this day forward you shall be called Sid Jeremy.