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Far more interesting than last summers transfer thread, and that was going on for months
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This thread has actually made me laugh out loud several times.
Much needed light relief. Quite apt really. No, no, not in that way.
Can see if after lockdown. 400 hungry Clarets all there in the BFC tops......
Actually my username seems quite apt too now. This is this the BFC sex club forum, isn't it?
Much needed light relief. Quite apt really. No, no, not in that way.
Can see if after lockdown. 400 hungry Clarets all there in the BFC tops......
Actually my username seems quite apt too now. This is this the BFC sex club forum, isn't it?
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They won't be allowed in wearing football clobber, can't have any old riff raff turning up
Smart/casual Inc shoes is the dresscode for men
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We’re all extremely fortunate to have a squad that are impeccably behaved. SD seems a great judge of character in that respect. This thread has got me wondering how our players might hypothetically behave in such a venue though...
Brownhill would be first to arrive in my opinion. Straight to a room, queue at the door till 3am, no breaks, straight through till 3am. Great stamina on the lad.
Can’t see his midfield partner Westy getting involved in such debauchery though. Suspect he’d stay in the bar area making post-coital brews for the other couples.
Brownhill would be first to arrive in my opinion. Straight to a room, queue at the door till 3am, no breaks, straight through till 3am. Great stamina on the lad.
Can’t see his midfield partner Westy getting involved in such debauchery though. Suspect he’d stay in the bar area making post-coital brews for the other couples.
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Westy and Barnes take care of guests travel arrangements
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Ben on the door?Cleveleys_claret wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:36 pmWesty and Barnes take care of guests travel arrangements
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Was this going on in Yorke House in the 90's?GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:39 pmThey won't be allowed in wearing football clobber, can't have any old riff raff turning up
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Wouldn't have a clue, I don't even know where Yorke house is.
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Certainly at the EL Trop
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How much is a Twix at one of these parties, and is there an option to pay by instalments, interest free?
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Thers still a "shop" on standish street right now
Back door job
Back door job
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Shhhhh......ffs!Wellsy1882 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:42 pmThers still a "shop" on standish street right now
Back door job
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It's not a high class establishment that will sell a TwixSean Dyche's Watch wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:38 pmHow much is a Twix at one of these parties, and is there an option to pay by instalments, interest free?
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There's a niche in the market there....GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:46 pmIt's not a high class establishment that will sell a Twix
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Can’t remember whether you get one or two fingers in a twix??
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Reminds me of that old joke.."what's the difference between Joan Collins and a kitkat ? You only get four fingers in a kitkat.Guller Bull wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:59 pmCan’t remember whether you get one or two fingers in a twix??
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Bring her along, you can watch...
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Who’s Sid by the way?
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You never read ViZ ?
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This thread is certainly lifting the post Christmas blues, its hilarious.
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I thought it was somebody on the forum as well
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Do you think GIADJ81 has met these 2 beauties
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Me too, can't waitGodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:37 amPrior to Covid, I used to attend one regularly.
Held in a "club"
So its got a bar for socialising, then plenty of rooms /areas for the fun to happen.
Some people go to play with anyone.
Some couples go to play with each other but to let others watch.
Some couples go to play with each other but with door on their room shut, but I suppose the thrill is knowing people are able to hear them.
Some people don't play at all and just go to watch, or to see what it's about.
I'm looking forward to life going back to my normal,
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The are clubs all over the northwest. Chorley, Rochdale, Birkenhead, 2 in Blackpool, 2 in Manchester, Bolton, plus 2 hotels in blackpool
Club Play in Blackpool, Cupids in Manchester, and Townhouse in Birkenhead are my personal favourites.
You do get some stunning people in there too, not just lorry drivers and chavs
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You don’t know my wife mate! Or maybe you do
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It's me.
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Doing a chameleon? Now that's seriously weird.
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I guess you just close your eyes Cliff and think of Boy George
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Were Burnley founder members?ynot wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:40 pmThe are clubs all over the northwest. Chorley, Rochdale, Birkenhead, 2 in Blackpool, 2 in Manchester, Bolton, plus 2 hotels in blackpool
Club Play in Blackpool, Cupids in Manchester, and Townhouse in Birkenhead are my personal favourites.
You do get some stunning people in there too, not just lorry drivers and chavs
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Yes, a few times. I have 'friends' in Bristol and Stoke who I meet there occasionally
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can i bring my dog with me
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I'm sure it wouldn't be the only one on a lead.
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Only if you're going dogging
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People like you are the reason why Rovers fans sing those songs about us.
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Do you cum and goes ?
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Fair play, you put in the miles for what you want but then again I suppose we all do to see Ashley Barnes score.ynot wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:40 pmThe are clubs all over the northwest. Chorley, Rochdale, Birkenhead, 2 in Blackpool, 2 in Manchester, Bolton, plus 2 hotels in blackpool
Club Play in Blackpool, Cupids in Manchester, and Townhouse in Birkenhead are my personal favourites.
You do get some stunning people in there too, not just lorry drivers and chavs
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Now I understand the Masked Singer
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I remember seeing a bloke in his 50's turn up with 2 stunning slaves in their 20's with collars and leads.
They were mint and I never did ask him how he had that sorted out, but it's not a bad life goal
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There was a brilliant documentary on Channel4 earlier this year about the swinging scene. It was hilarious and well worth a watch
https://youtu.be/Ns6XjgjiNIM
https://youtu.be/Ns6XjgjiNIM
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The threds gone quiet....Winstonswhite wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 7:05 pmThere was a brilliant documentary on Channel4 earlier this year about the swinging scene. It was hilarious and well worth a watch
https://youtu.be/Ns6XjgjiNIM
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Well that's a turn up, big Sid's a right mucky beggar.
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In my defence, sex parties have never previously been a topic of conversation, so I never really thought to mention itBin Ont Turf wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 8:26 pmWell that's a turn up, big Sid's a right mucky beggar.
All my mates know though and they find it fascinating, as did my dad before he died last year.
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From this day forward you shall be called Sid Jeremy.
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