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Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:20 am
by Cleveleys_claret
Lets just say a Premier League footballer held a sex party which was attended by lets say 19 players and again lets say 11 had tested positive for COVID from 2 clubs, on top of that staff from both clubs had attended and tested positive for COVID. Also a hypothetical individual had hired a private jet from Germany to attend said pretend make believe party.
What should be the punishments for firstly the players, secondly to the clubs who are supposed to be maintaining bubbles and then cancelling games.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:22 am
by Jenny55
Did you just post this to see how many minutes it lasts until it is removed? I fear the inevitable!
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:23 am
by Colburn_Claret
Hypothetically, nothing.
Until any sort of facts are established, the whole exercise is a waste of time.
Hopefully the Prem will look into these rumours, butI don't give it a second thoughts. It might all be chinese whispers.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:23 am
by Aclaret
That's just a crazy story, no one would be so stupid, not even footballers...... would they
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:24 am
by evensteadiereddie
Internal, oooer, punishments for the players involved, any games where the clubs feel unable to field a side should be forfeited.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:26 am
by Cleveleys_claret
There is a reason Everton have been so strong in their demand for full disclosure I think, players have whatsapp/snapchat accounts and know what they are all doing
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:27 am
by GodIsADeeJay81
I haven't been to a sex party for ages.
As for the footballers, they should all receive lengthy bans for endangering lives of others, especially as some have already broken these rules before.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:30 am
by Top Claret
If this story is true Fulham should be given a points deduction
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:31 am
by claptrappers_union
I can’t imagine 20 footballers attending a ‘sex’ party. This rumour is getting sillier by the hour.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:33 am
by tim_noone
Wtf is a Sex Party....
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:34 am
by rufus lumley
The full story will be printed in The News of the World this Sunday get to the shop early as this edition will sell out quickly.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:35 am
by claptrappers_union
tim_noone wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:33 am
Wtf is a Sex Party....
Was probably originally Xmas party
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:41 am
by GodIsADeeJay81
tim_noone wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:33 am
Wtf is a Sex Party....
If you've gotta ask then you're probably never gonna be invited.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:44 am
by TheFamilyCat
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:46 am
by tim_noone
GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:41 am
If you've gotta ask then you're probably never gonna be invited.
Bonus...
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:49 am
by fanzone
Will be interesting if it's true tho
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:49 am
by Hipper
As long as they wore face masks for 'protection', kept a social distance - presumably only the most well endowed males could be involved - and washed their hands afterwards I don't see the problem.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:54 am
by MrTopTier
Expect internal reviews and fines and pathetic apologies.
Walker in particular (if the allegations are proven)should be singled out, as this is the fourth time he has broken the rules.
The reality is, is that the sanctions in place will not be used and the individuals will get dealt with but no points deduction. January transfer window could be interesting at City.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:02 am
by bfcjg
Disgusting . Any hypothetical pictures? Purely for research purposes.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:11 am
by GodIsADeeJay81
You're missing out, they're good fun
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:22 am
by gandhisflipflop
Cleveleys_claret wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:20 am
Lets just say a Premier League footballer held a sex party which was attended by lets say 19 players and again lets say 11 had tested positive for COVID from 2 clubs, on top of that staff from both clubs had attended and tested positive for COVID. Also a hypothetical individual had hired a private jet from Germany to attend said pretend make believe party.
What should be the punishments for firstly the players, secondly to the clubs who are supposed to be maintaining bubbles and then cancelling games.
Penalty to Man Utd
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:22 am
by tim_noone
GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:11 am
You're missing out, they're good fun
I can assure you....not. so Sid...you enter the room...do you hang your coat up?.or on it as a party trick....do you dance around handbags etc.going whoopeeee...set the Ball rolling for me...I'm intrigued. I dont like parties at the best of times tbh. Enlighten me.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:36 am
by Wellsy1882
Cleveleys_claret wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:20 am
Lets just say a Premier League footballer held a sex party which was attended by lets say 19 players and again lets say 11 had tested positive for COVID from 2 clubs, on top of that staff from both clubs had attended and tested positive for COVID. Also a hypothetical individual had hired a private jet from Germany to attend said pretend make believe party.
What should be the punishments for firstly the players, secondly to the clubs who are supposed to be maintaining bubbles and then cancelling games.
My kyle walker post got removed within seconds yest haha
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:37 am
by GodIsADeeJay81
tim_noone wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:22 am
I can assure you....not. so Sid...you enter the room...do you hang your coat up?.or on it as a party trick....do you dance around handbags etc.going whoopeeee...set the Ball rolling for me...I'm intrigued. I dont like parties at the best of times tbh. Enlighten me.
Prior to Covid, I used to attend one regularly.
Held in a "club"
So its got a bar for socialising, then plenty of rooms /areas for the fun to happen.
Some people go to play with anyone.
Some couples go to play with each other but to let others watch.
Some couples go to play with each other but with door on their room shut, but I suppose the thrill is knowing people are able to hear them.
Some people don't play at all and just go to watch, or to see what it's about.
I'm looking forward to life going back to my normal,
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:37 am
by ClaretAndJew
Hypothetical Sex Party is a good name for a band.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:40 am
by tim_noone
GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:37 am
Prior to Covid, I used to attend one regularly.
Held in a "club"
So its got a bar for socialising, then plenty of rooms /areas for the fun to happen.
Some people go to play with anyone.
Some couples go to play with each other but to let others watch.
Some couples go to play with each other but with door on their room shut, but I suppose the thrill is knowing people are able to hear them.
Some people don't play at all and just go to watch, or to see what it's about.
I'm looking forward to life going back to my normal,
Ahhhhh......you mean an orgy. Do you have a number please.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:42 am
by tim_noone
Sids Cellar just sold Lager crisps and Pork scratching.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:46 am
by GodIsADeeJay81
tim_noone wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:40 am
Ahhhhh......you mean an orgy. Do you have a number please.
No, it's not an orgy, that's a different thing altogether, I know that because I've been to those too
You'll have to look online to find your local swingers group
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:57 am
by claptrappers_union
The idea sounds intriguing, I like to imagine its full of good looking well-toned sexy women doing all things imaginable... like you’d see in a Hollywood film
In reality though it’ll be chav mums being done by lorry drivers like you’d see shared on a camera-phone
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:58 am
by NewClaret
Big bother for Mr Walker if these online rumours are true. Will be interesting if he/City/Fulham release a statement today.
Either teams should forfeit games missed due to this issue if true.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:58 am
by RalphCoatesComb
Is this the story from 11 May ? Or, have I missed something over Christmas? Is there ANOTHER episode?
"Walker is facing disciplinary action from the Premier League club over a lockdown breach in April, when he was reported to have hosted a party involving two sex workers. City said the player had "directly contravened" his responsibility as a role model"
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:58 am
by Burnley1989
GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:46 am
No, it's not an orgy, that's a different thing altogether, I know that because I've been to those too
You'll have to look online to find your local swingers group
Let me know when it opens again mate, I’m there
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:59 am
by NewClaret
claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:57 am
The idea sounds intriguing, I like to imagine its full of good looking we’ll toned sexy women doing all things imaginable...
In reality though it’ll be chav mums being done by lorry drivers
Probably not even as good as chav mums!
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:59 am
by Burnley1989
RalphCoatesComb wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:58 am
Is this the story from 11 May ? Or, have I missed something over Christmas? Is there ANOTHER episode?
"Walker is facing disciplinary action from the Premier League club over a lockdown breach in April, when he was reported to have hosted a party involving two sex workers. City said the player had "directly contravened" his responsibility as a role model"
Allegedly missed another, much worse, likely to be bull but you just never know with Kyle Walker, there was the video of his dog and Mrs quite a few years ago. Odd bloke
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:01 pm
by NewClaret
RalphCoatesComb wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:58 am
Is this the story from 11 May ? Or, have I missed something over Christmas? Is there ANOTHER episode?
"Walker is facing disciplinary action from the Premier League club over a lockdown breach in April, when he was reported to have hosted a party involving two sex workers. City said the player had "directly contravened" his responsibility as a role model"
A new one, more recently. 19 PL players attended, including City & Fulham players, 11 caught Covid, leading to their match postponements. All unproven internet rumours but not denied either.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:02 pm
by RalphCoatesComb
Burnley1989 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:59 am
Allegedly missed another, much worse
What?! Worse than breaching Covid restrictions, or visiting his sister in Yorkshire?
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:03 pm
by GodIsADeeJay81
claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:57 am
The idea sounds intriguing, I like to imagine its full of good looking well-toned sexy women doing all things imaginable... like you’d see in a Hollywood film
In reality though it’ll be chav mums being done by lorry drivers like you’d see shared on a camera-phone
Mixture of both at the ones I go to.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:04 pm
by GodIsADeeJay81
Burnley1989 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:58 am
Let me know when it opens again mate, I’m there
Tier 4 down here, so could be a while
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:04 pm
by RalphCoatesComb
NewClaret wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:01 pm
19 PL players attended, including City & Fulham players, 11 caught Covid, leading to their match postponements. All unproven internet rumours but not denied either.
Fake news, fake news. Probably made up by some 9-year-old whose been given a laptop for Christmas
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:08 pm
by ClaretEngineer
Burnley1989 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:58 am
Let me know when it opens again mate, I’m there
Swing by for me on your way down lad
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:32 pm
by RingoMcCartney
GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:37 am
Prior to Covid, I used to attend one regularly.
Held in a "club"
So its got a bar for socialising, then plenty of rooms /areas for the fun to happen.
Some people go to play with anyone.
Some couples go to play with each other but to let others watch.
Some couples go to play with each other but with door on their room shut, but I suppose the thrill is knowing people are able to hear them.
Some people don't play at all and just go to watch, or to see what it's about.
I'm looking forward to life going back to my normal,
Can you get a season ticket?
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:40 pm
by Bosscat
tim_noone wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:42 am
Sids Cellar just sold Lager crisps and Pork scratching.
Is 'Pork Scratching' a euphemism
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:10 pm
by GodIsADeeJay81
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:13 pm
by Bosscat
Free entry at the rear
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:36 pm
by RalphCoatesComb
ClaretEngineer wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:08 pm
Swing by for me on your way down lad
I see what you did there
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:08 pm
by tim_noone
Bosscat wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:40 pm
Is 'Pork Scratching' a euphemism
no.... That would be scratching the pork sword. No wonder there's the odd virus about.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:20 pm
by nil_desperandum
Bosscat wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:13 pm
Free entry at the rear
Do you not need to upgrade your membership to go in that way?
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:22 pm
by Somethingfishy
ClaretAndJew wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:37 am
Hypothetical Sex Party is a good name for a band.
You can just imagine the late John Peel introducing them on his show
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:58 pm
by BurnleyFC
Even if it’s true, I’m sure Man City will just cheat their way out of it, like everything else they do.
The corrupt *******.
Re: Hypothetical Sex Party
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 3:15 pm
by bfcjg
I've been to a party in Essex, does this count ?