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Depends if you've made the mistake of banging Gemma Collins
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I used to go to similar party’s years ago £3 to get in all you can drink and most of the people wearing very little Thompson centre baths utc
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Yes....a definite place for pervs.....Longsidelenny1882 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:05 pmI used to go to similar party’s years ago £3 to get in all you can drink and most of the people wearing very little Thompson centre baths utc
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Hopefully distinguishable.Burnley1989 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:59 amAllegedly missed another, much worse, likely to be bull but you just never know with Kyle Walker, there was the video of his dog and Mrs quite a few years ago. Odd bloke
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Cheaper night out and guaranteed to get laid at least once, just occasionally you've got to take one for the team.
Plus I don't have to waste my time or money buying anyone drinks, we all know what we are there for
Nothing wrong with it
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I'm on about the Thomson Centre.GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:15 pmCheaper night out and guaranteed to get laid at least once, just occasionally you've got to take one for the team.
Plus I don't have to waste my time or money buying anyone drinks, we all know what we are there for
Nothing wrong with it
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Take one for the team? Sorry by back doors firmly shut!!GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:15 pmCheaper night out and guaranteed to get laid at least once, just occasionally you've got to take one for the team.
Plus I don't have to waste my time or money buying anyone drinks, we all know what we are there for
Nothing wrong with it
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Take one for the team?! What does that mean?
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"Grape sex ...."
"Grape? Sex?"
"Yeah there was a bunch of them "
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All the sex parties I've been to have been hypothetical.
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Lowering your standards a bit to get laid.
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Are these places members only, need registrations, or even legal etc?
Genuinely intrigued, thought they were total BS and made up these sorts of places.
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I don’t get it... So a fit woman saying - if you wanna do me, your gonna have to do him/her first? Sorta thing?
Give me an example of how and why you ‘took one for team’
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Not the ones I go too.
Entrance fees apply, cheaper for couples, single men it varies dependant on place but can be as high as £80, which is to deter the idiots.
Where I usually go it's £30 for singles or the same price for a couple.
Some events are invite only, but they don't tend to invite many single men, always single women along with couples.
I'm single so I'm not fussed at coughing up £30 entrance fee, then some soft drinks for me and some food on the way home means it's cheaper than a night out drinking l.
Plus you don't get the usual idiots who're looking for aggro.
The longest running club, Chameleons, is in the Midlands and used to run nearly every night before lockdown.
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claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:31 pmI don’t get it... So a fit woman saying - if you wanna do me, your gonna have to do him/her first? Sorta thing?
Give me an example of how and why you ‘took one for team’
Not like that, you're thinking of someone being a wingman on a night out and doing the uglier one because their mate has the attractive one sorted out, because there are always attractive women out with a less attractive mate.
If you're in a swingers club/party and not having much luck you'll just end up getting what you can and maybe doing someone you wouldn't normally do.
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Sounds incredibly degenerate & weird as **** to be honestGodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:40 pm
Not like that, you're thinking of someone being a wingman on a night out and doing the uglier one because their mate has the attractive one sorted out, because there are always attractive women out with a less attractive mate.
If you're in a swingers club/party and not having much luck you'll just end up getting what you can and maybe doing someone you wouldn't normally do.
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Makes the saying ‘couldn’t pull in a brothel’ a reasonable turn of phrase
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Each to their own but it wouldn't do for me.
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Depends on your point of view.CoolClaret wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:02 pmSounds incredibly degenerate & weird as **** to be honest
People want to have fun without aggro, this allows them to do it.
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OK, so I'll put you down as a maybe when they reopen
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Bit like the bloke who was a tad drunk and knocked on the door of the brothel ... asked what he could get for a fiver.... the Madam said "a fiver ... we don't do anything for a fiver... jog on"
5 minutes later he was back "what can I get for a fiver"
The Madam exasperated said "you can go round the corner and have a w**k" and shut the door in his face...
10 minutes later the drunk was back banging on the door again...
The Madam opened and said "what now"
"Heres your five pounds" and walked away
5 minutes later he was back "what can I get for a fiver"
The Madam exasperated said "you can go round the corner and have a w**k" and shut the door in his face...
10 minutes later the drunk was back banging on the door again...
The Madam opened and said "what now"
"Heres your five pounds" and walked away
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Because I'm HPSPY ...............Happy, wish I could go to an hyporntestical sex party, unfortunately I'm grounded for another month or three.
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So mo guarantees then for your £30-£80? What if theres 20 women in there and 40 men, do you have to make do with listening in on 2 people at it, sorting yourself out or going home miserable?GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:37 pmNot the ones I go too.
Entrance fees apply, cheaper for couples, single men it varies dependant on place but can be as high as £80, which is to deter the idiots.
Where I usually go it's £30 for singles or the same price for a couple.
Some events are invite only, but they don't tend to invite many single men, always single women along with couples.
I'm single so I'm not fussed at coughing up £30 entrance fee, then some soft drinks for me and some food on the way home means it's cheaper than a night out drinking l.
Plus you don't get the usual idiots who're looking for aggro.
The longest running club, Chameleons, is in the Midlands and used to run nearly every night before lockdown.
Also can you have multiple goes on various people and once you're sorted do you have to leave?
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It’s all hypothetical...one assumes there is no such thing as a dead cert beyond the oldest trade in the world....MACCA wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:59 pmSo mo guarantees then for your £30-£80? What if theres 20 women in there and 40 men, do you have to make do with listening in on 2 people at it, sorting yourself out or going home miserable?
Also can you have multiple goes on various people and once you're sorted do you have to leave?
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I've never gone home without getting something.MACCA wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:59 pmSo mo guarantees then for your £30-£80? What if theres 20 women in there and 40 men, do you have to make do with listening in on 2 people at it, sorting yourself out or going home miserable?
Also can you have multiple goes on various people and once you're sorted do you have to leave?
Leave whenever you're done or at closing time.
The one I usually attend starts at 9pm and finishes at 3am, maximum of 100 people allowed to attend, always fun to be had.
Also different things going on to watch, I had a really good chat with a Dom once whilst his sub was doing something that I didn't quite understand at the time.
That stuff isn't my thing, but he was quite happy to chat and explain it to anyone who wanted to talk.
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I've never used one of those, but I know people who do regularly.Hibsclaret wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:09 pmIt’s all hypothetical...one assumes there is no such thing as a dead cert beyond the oldest trade in the world....
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Definitely an early contender for thread of the year.
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Do you all walk around in your keks at these things?
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I feel a little voyeuristic, and a bit grubby, but yeah.
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Some do, some don't.
Some wear latex outfits for example, both the men and the women.
Some women just wander around in lingerie.
Some blokes just have a towel wrapped around their waist so they're then still able to enter the bar area.
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Some people don't go to play, they go to see friends there, I've heard people chatting about normal everyday stuff in the hallways, bar or smoking area.
Work, families, holidays etc.
This is their social event so to speak and they aren't going just for sex.
Work, families, holidays etc.
This is their social event so to speak and they aren't going just for sex.
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What's your modus operandi and do you have any top tips for pulling the best birds there rather than feeding off the scraps?GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:00 amSome do, some don't.
Some wear latex outfits for example, both the men and the women.
Some women just wander around in lingerie.
Some blokes just have a towel wrapped around their waist so they're then still able to enter the bar area.
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A matter of life and death if Michael Barrymore is the host.
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Good advice but it sounds like Sidney is best placed to say given his substantial experience - it sounds like he really knows his stuff.
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The best birds are usually there with a spouse, so you've just got to wait for approval to play from them both.
Once they've given permission then we play, depending on what they want to do.
As for me, I just turn up, see what's going on, see who's worth playing with and see who's playing where.
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It's great fun, highly recommended for anyone who's single or couples wanting to spice things up in a safe environment
Amusingly several of my mates who would put it about a lot when out drinking on a normal weekend have said they couldn't attend one of these places.
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Can you imagine cleaning up after that?GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:32 pmI've never gone home without getting something. Leave whenever you're done or at closing time.
The one I usually attend starts at 9pm and finishes at 3am, maximum of 100 people allowed to attend, always fun to be had.
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Can't imagine it smells too good
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Honestly, it's not something at the forefront of my mind, but I'm guessing the owners are used to it as most of the time the venue is a, *cough* men only type of place...
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I feel I have lived a sheltered life.
Can't help but think these places might make a bob or two after lockdown.
Are they all painfully handsome, 6pack and waxed fellas, or normal ones?
Asking for a mate.
Can't help but think these places might make a bob or two after lockdown.
Are they all painfully handsome, 6pack and waxed fellas, or normal ones?
Asking for a mate.
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Sounds like more of a Peter Reid type set up than a Sean Dyche one tbh....GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:11 amAs for me, I just turn up, see what's going on, see who's worth playing with and see who's playing where.
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