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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by tim_noone » Fri Jan 01, 2021 3:53 pm

bfcjg wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 3:15 pm
I've been to a party in Essex, does this count ?
They're Rife in Romford....
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:01 pm

bfcjg wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 3:15 pm
I've been to a party in Essex, does this count ?
Depends if you've made the mistake of banging Gemma Collins
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Longsidelenny1882 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:05 pm

I used to go to similar party’s years ago £3 to get in all you can drink and most of the people wearing very little Thompson centre baths utc
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by tim_noone » Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:15 pm

Longsidelenny1882 wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:05 pm
I used to go to similar party’s years ago £3 to get in all you can drink and most of the people wearing very little Thompson centre baths utc
Yes....a definite place for pervs.....

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by IanMcL » Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:21 pm

Burnley1989 wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:59 am
Allegedly missed another, much worse, likely to be bull but you just never know with Kyle Walker, there was the video of his dog and Mrs quite a few years ago. Odd bloke
Hopefully distinguishable.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Bosscat » Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:47 pm

IanMcL wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:21 pm
Hopefully distinguishable.
🤭🤭🤭

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:15 pm

tim_noone wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:15 pm
Yes....a definite place for pervs.....
Cheaper night out and guaranteed to get laid at least once, just occasionally you've got to take one for the team.

Plus I don't have to waste my time or money buying anyone drinks, we all know what we are there for

Nothing wrong with it :lol:

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by tim_noone » Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:17 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:15 pm
Cheaper night out and guaranteed to get laid at least once, just occasionally you've got to take one for the team.

Plus I don't have to waste my time or money buying anyone drinks, we all know what we are there for

Nothing wrong with it :lol:
:lol: I'm on about the Thomson Centre.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by tim_noone » Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:19 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:15 pm
Cheaper night out and guaranteed to get laid at least once, just occasionally you've got to take one for the team.

Plus I don't have to waste my time or money buying anyone drinks, we all know what we are there for

Nothing wrong with it :lol:
Take one for the team? Sorry by back doors firmly shut!!
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by claptrappers_union » Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:36 pm

Take one for the team?! What does that mean?

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Bosscat » Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:39 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:36 pm
Take one for the team?! What does that mean?
"Grape sex ...."

"Grape? Sex?"

"Yeah there was a bunch of them 🤭"

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by dougcollins » Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:41 pm

All the sex parties I've been to have been hypothetical.
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:57 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:36 pm
Take one for the team?! What does that mean?
Lowering your standards a bit to get laid.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by MACCA » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:30 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:57 pm
Lowering your standards a bit to get laid.
Are these places members only, need registrations, or even legal etc?

Genuinely intrigued, thought they were total BS and made up these sorts of places.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by claptrappers_union » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:31 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:57 pm
Lowering your standards a bit to get laid.
I don’t get it... So a fit woman saying - if you wanna do me, your gonna have to do him/her first? Sorta thing?

Give me an example of how and why you ‘took one for team’

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:37 pm

MACCA wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:30 pm
Are these places members only, need registrations, or even legal etc?

Genuinely intrigued, thought they were total BS and made up these sorts of places.
Not the ones I go too.
Entrance fees apply, cheaper for couples, single men it varies dependant on place but can be as high as £80, which is to deter the idiots.
Where I usually go it's £30 for singles or the same price for a couple.

Some events are invite only, but they don't tend to invite many single men, always single women along with couples.
I'm single so I'm not fussed at coughing up £30 entrance fee, then some soft drinks for me and some food on the way home means it's cheaper than a night out drinking l.

Plus you don't get the usual idiots who're looking for aggro.

The longest running club, Chameleons, is in the Midlands and used to run nearly every night before lockdown.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:40 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:31 pm
I don’t get it... So a fit woman saying - if you wanna do me, your gonna have to do him/her first? Sorta thing?

Give me an example of how and why you ‘took one for team’
:lol:

Not like that, you're thinking of someone being a wingman on a night out and doing the uglier one because their mate has the attractive one sorted out, because there are always attractive women out with a less attractive mate.

If you're in a swingers club/party and not having much luck you'll just end up getting what you can and maybe doing someone you wouldn't normally do.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by CoolClaret » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:02 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:40 pm
:lol:

Not like that, you're thinking of someone being a wingman on a night out and doing the uglier one because their mate has the attractive one sorted out, because there are always attractive women out with a less attractive mate.

If you're in a swingers club/party and not having much luck you'll just end up getting what you can and maybe doing someone you wouldn't normally do.
Sounds incredibly degenerate & weird as **** to be honest

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by claptrappers_union » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:07 pm

Makes the saying ‘couldn’t pull in a brothel’ a reasonable turn of phrase

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by bfcjg » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:09 pm

Each to their own but it wouldn't do for me.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:11 pm

CoolClaret wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:02 pm
Sounds incredibly degenerate & weird as **** to be honest
Depends on your point of view.

People want to have fun without aggro, this allows them to do it.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:12 pm

bfcjg wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:09 pm
Each to their own but it wouldn't do for me.
OK, so I'll put you down as a maybe when they reopen :lol:
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Bosscat » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:22 pm

Bit like the bloke who was a tad drunk and knocked on the door of the brothel ... asked what he could get for a fiver.... the Madam said "a fiver ... we don't do anything for a fiver... jog on"

5 minutes later he was back "what can I get for a fiver"

The Madam exasperated said "you can go round the corner and have a w**k" and shut the door in his face...

10 minutes later the drunk was back banging on the door again...

The Madam opened and said "what now"

"Heres your five pounds" and walked away

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by CnBtruntru » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:28 pm

Because I'm HPSPY ...............Happy, wish I could go to an hyporntestical sex party, unfortunately I'm grounded for another month or three.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by MACCA » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:59 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:37 pm
Not the ones I go too.
Entrance fees apply, cheaper for couples, single men it varies dependant on place but can be as high as £80, which is to deter the idiots.
Where I usually go it's £30 for singles or the same price for a couple.

Some events are invite only, but they don't tend to invite many single men, always single women along with couples.
I'm single so I'm not fussed at coughing up £30 entrance fee, then some soft drinks for me and some food on the way home means it's cheaper than a night out drinking l.

Plus you don't get the usual idiots who're looking for aggro.

The longest running club, Chameleons, is in the Midlands and used to run nearly every night before lockdown.
So mo guarantees then for your £30-£80? What if theres 20 women in there and 40 men, do you have to make do with listening in on 2 people at it, sorting yourself out or going home miserable?

Also can you have multiple goes on various people and once you're sorted do you have to leave?

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Hibsclaret » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:09 pm

MACCA wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:59 pm
So mo guarantees then for your £30-£80? What if theres 20 women in there and 40 men, do you have to make do with listening in on 2 people at it, sorting yourself out or going home miserable?

Also can you have multiple goes on various people and once you're sorted do you have to leave?
It’s all hypothetical...one assumes there is no such thing as a dead cert beyond the oldest trade in the world....
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:32 pm

MACCA wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:59 pm
So mo guarantees then for your £30-£80? What if theres 20 women in there and 40 men, do you have to make do with listening in on 2 people at it, sorting yourself out or going home miserable?

Also can you have multiple goes on various people and once you're sorted do you have to leave?
I've never gone home without getting something.

Leave whenever you're done or at closing time.

The one I usually attend starts at 9pm and finishes at 3am, maximum of 100 people allowed to attend, always fun to be had.

Also different things going on to watch, I had a really good chat with a Dom once whilst his sub was doing something that I didn't quite understand at the time.
That stuff isn't my thing, but he was quite happy to chat and explain it to anyone who wanted to talk.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:32 pm

Hibsclaret wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:09 pm
It’s all hypothetical...one assumes there is no such thing as a dead cert beyond the oldest trade in the world....
I've never used one of those, but I know people who do regularly.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Rileybobs » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:33 pm

Definitely an early contender for thread of the year.
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by taio » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:42 pm

Rileybobs wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:33 pm
Definitely an early contender for thread of the year.
Great viewing isn't it.
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by NewClaret » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:43 pm

Do you all walk around in your keks at these things?

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by NewClaret » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:43 pm

taio wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:42 pm
Great viewing isn't it.
Very educational :lol:

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by tim_noone » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:53 pm

MACCA wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:30 pm
Are these places members only, need registrations, or even legal etc?

Genuinely intrigued, thought they were total BS and made up these sorts of places.
Haha....you sound like Andrew.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Rileybobs » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:54 pm

taio wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:42 pm
Great viewing isn't it.
I feel a little voyeuristic, and a bit grubby, but yeah.
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by tim_noone » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:58 pm

NewClaret wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:43 pm
Do you all walk around in your keks at these things?
:lol: :lol: :lol: lmfao!!!

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:00 am

NewClaret wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:43 pm
Do you all walk around in your keks at these things?
Some do, some don't.

Some wear latex outfits for example, both the men and the women.

Some women just wander around in lingerie.
Some blokes just have a towel wrapped around their waist so they're then still able to enter the bar area.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:03 am

Some people don't go to play, they go to see friends there, I've heard people chatting about normal everyday stuff in the hallways, bar or smoking area.

Work, families, holidays etc.
This is their social event so to speak and they aren't going just for sex.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by taio » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:05 am

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:00 am
Some do, some don't.

Some wear latex outfits for example, both the men and the women.

Some women just wander around in lingerie.
Some blokes just have a towel wrapped around their waist so they're then still able to enter the bar area.
What's your modus operandi and do you have any top tips for pulling the best birds there rather than feeding off the scraps?

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:07 am

tim_noone wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:33 am
Wtf is a Sex Party....
A matter of life and death if Michael Barrymore is the host.
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by tim_noone » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:07 am

taio wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:05 am
What's your modus operandi and do you have any top tips for pulling the best birds there rather than feeding off the scraps?
Park the Ferrari at the front door.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by taio » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:11 am

tim_noone wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:07 am
Park the Ferrari at the front door.
Good advice but it sounds like Sidney is best placed to say given his substantial experience - it sounds like he really knows his stuff.
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:11 am

taio wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:05 am
What's your modus operandi and do you have any top tips for pulling the best birds there rather than feeding off the scraps?
The best birds are usually there with a spouse, so you've just got to wait for approval to play from them both.
Once they've given permission then we play, depending on what they want to do.

As for me, I just turn up, see what's going on, see who's worth playing with and see who's playing where.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:12 am

tim_noone wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:07 am
Park the Ferrari at the front door.
Can't, the car park is down the street.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:14 am

taio wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:11 am
Good advice but it sounds like Sidney is best placed to say given his substantial experience - it sounds like he really knows his stuff.
It's great fun, highly recommended for anyone who's single or couples wanting to spice things up in a safe environment :lol:

Amusingly several of my mates who would put it about a lot when out drinking on a normal weekend have said they couldn't attend one of these places.

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Post by Swizzlestick » Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:33 am

Blimey.
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by claptrappers_union » Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:33 am

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:32 pm
I've never gone home without getting something. Leave whenever you're done or at closing time.

The one I usually attend starts at 9pm and finishes at 3am, maximum of 100 people allowed to attend, always fun to be had.
Can you imagine cleaning up after that?

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by CoolClaret » Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:36 am

claptrappers_union wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:33 am
Can you imagine cleaning up after that?
Can't imagine it smells too good

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:44 am

claptrappers_union wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:33 am
Can you imagine cleaning up after that?
Honestly, it's not something at the forefront of my mind, but I'm guessing the owners are used to it as most of the time the venue is a, *cough* men only type of place...

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Awayfromburnley » Sat Jan 02, 2021 7:26 am

I feel I have lived a sheltered life.

Can't help but think these places might make a bob or two after lockdown.

Are they all painfully handsome, 6pack and waxed fellas, or normal ones?

Asking for a mate.
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Hibsclaret » Sat Jan 02, 2021 7:27 am

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:11 am
As for me, I just turn up, see what's going on, see who's worth playing with and see who's playing where.
Sounds like more of a Peter Reid type set up than a Sean Dyche one tbh....
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