Hypothetical Sex Party

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Hibsclaret » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:43 pm

Yes thanks Sid.

Also nice to know that there are people on here prepared to do their duty and take one for the team as necessary...I had begun to wonder

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by tim_noone » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:45 pm

Zlatan wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:41 pm
On a serious note, this is very educational and enlightening and I want to thank Sid for his openness about what most regard as a taboo subject. Thanks Sid
Hypothetically I'm outraged at such comments!!!

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by MACCA » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:45 pm

Hibsclaret wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:31 pm
If you make sure they’re hobnobs you’ll fit well in....
I prefer ginger nuts...

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:46 pm

Zlatan wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:41 pm
On a serious note, this is very educational and enlightening and I want to thank Sid for his openness about what most regard as a taboo subject. Thanks Sid
No worries, I've always been happy to chat about it and the first time I went I was under orders to message a fellow Claret I know about how it went.

He was awake at 3am when I messaged him and he rang me to chat :lol:

I have more stories that will open some eyes
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Hibsclaret » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:46 pm

MACCA wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:45 pm
I prefer ginger nuts...
I’d imagine you could get them in a whole range of colours there...

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by MACCA » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:47 pm

Zlatan wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:41 pm
On a serious note, this is very educational and enlightening and I want to thank Sid for his openness about what most regard as a taboo subject. Thanks Sid
Very well put, and pretty much what I was trying to say.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Hibsclaret » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:47 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:46 pm

I have more stories that will open some eyes
Keep em coming...

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by MACCA » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:49 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:46 pm

I have more stories that will open some eyes
Keep them coming I've plenty of teabags to go at, and I can eat biscuits until the cows come home.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by KateR » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:51 pm

KateR wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:06 pm
getting like 50 shades of black in here

hypothetically (of course) there is a lot of imagination being used in here
I have to say that I was "secretly" awarding the gold star for imagination to MACCA.

Howevre, now after those last few posts I simply can not get the image out of my mind of MACCA, in his socks (argyle) and string vest with is feet up, cup of tea in one hand, a hobnob in the other, waiting for the next exciting installment of Sid's tales from under the river bank, while looking around wishing he had three hands and wondering how he can get away with asking can he go to the next one. :shock:
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:54 pm

The woman who told me I wasn't there to watch...

One night a bloke was chatting to her and asking her if she remembered him from another party.

He was very crestfallen when she pointed out how many men she has at these things :lol :lol:

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by ynot » Wed Jan 06, 2021 5:48 am

MACCA wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:34 pm
Come on sidney ( not literally )

Tell us more.
Has anyone ever requested you see to his Mrs whilst he watches on?

What's your perfect night/set up play wise?
And
What's the most curious thing you've seen happening/ surprised who's idea it was
GodIsADeeJay81, it sounds like you go to the same place as I go. There is a guy there who I always get chatting to about The Clarets so our paths have probably passed.

I met a couple from down south while in Gran Canaria and who I've met several times since, he never joins in, he just watches and now I know them quite well he allows me to spend time with her on my own. She even paid for a hotel for us both for my birthday and I got a text from him that night saying "enjoy your Birthday present"

Another couple I know and GodIsADeeJay81 probably knows them too, he never plays, she goes off upstairs to play and he will have a wander up a short while later to watch. Looking at him he's not someone you would want to meet in a dark alley, talking to him he's one of the nicest guys you could wish to meet, his Mrs is smoking hot too.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by rob63 » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:58 pm

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 2:28 pm
Yeah, just avoid being the last leg of the relay team
& watch which baton you're grabbing hold of

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:57 pm

You'll all be pleased to know that we no longer need to think about hypothetical ones after June... The real ones are back on
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Aclaret » Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:04 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:57 pm
You'll all be pleased to know that we no longer need to think about hypothetical ones after June... The real ones are back on
Will you need to wear your mask ?
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by NewClaret » Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:12 pm

Aclaret wrote:
Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:04 pm
Will you need to wear your mask ?
I sincerely hope not. GIADJ has been behaving impeccably throughout lockdown waiting for this moment for unrestricted social contact. Good luck to him.
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Bosscat » Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:13 pm

Aclaret wrote:
Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:04 pm
Will you need to wear your mask ?
He will be OK have just seen GIADJ's new outfit
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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by Aclaret » Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:16 pm

😂🤣

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by NewClaret » Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:45 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:13 pm
He will be OK have just seen GIADJ's new outfit

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:49 pm

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I'm fully prepared, picked this up recently.

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Re: Hypothetical Sex Party

Post by ynot » Thu Apr 22, 2021 12:07 am

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:57 pm
You'll all be pleased to know that we no longer need to think about hypothetical ones after June... The real ones are back on
And I can't wait. Missed the club and party scene

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