Far more interesting than last summers transfer thread, and that was going on for months

This thread has actually made me laugh out loud several times.

Much needed light relief. Quite apt really. No, no, not in that way.

Can see if after lockdown. 400 hungry Clarets all there in the BFC tops......

Actually my username seems quite apt too now. This is this the BFC sex club forum, isn't it?

They won't be allowed in wearing football clobber, can't have any old riff raff turning up

Smart/casual Inc shoes is the dresscode for men

We’re all extremely fortunate to have a squad that are impeccably behaved. SD seems a great judge of character in that respect. This thread has got me wondering how our players might hypothetically behave in such a venue though...

Brownhill would be first to arrive in my opinion. Straight to a room, queue at the door till 3am, no breaks, straight through till 3am. Great stamina on the lad.

Can’t see his midfield partner Westy getting involved in such debauchery though. Suspect he’d stay in the bar area making post-coital brews for the other couples.

Westy and Barnes take care of guests travel arrangements

Cleveleys_claret wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:36 pm

Westy and Barnes take care of guests travel arrangements

Ben on the door?

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:39 pm

They won't be allowed in wearing football clobber, can't have any old riff raff turning up

Smart/casual Inc shoes is the dresscode for men

Was this going on in Yorke House in the 90's?

TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:18 pm

Was this going on in Yorke House in the 90's?

Wouldn't have a clue, I don't even know where Yorke house is.

NewClaret wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 10:59 am

Stop being such an old fuddy-duddy Steve, it’s just a bit of light relief...

Ohhh,alright then,whens the next meet Sid?

TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:18 pm

Was this going on in Yorke House in the 90's?

Certainly at the EL Trop

How much is a Twix at one of these parties, and is there an option to pay by instalments, interest free?

Thers still a "shop" on standish street right now
Back door job

Wellsy1882 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:42 pm

Thers still a "shop" on standish street right now
Back door job

Shhhhh......ffs!

Sean Dyche's Watch wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:38 pm

How much is a Twix at one of these parties, and is there an option to pay by instalments, interest free?

It's not a high class establishment that will sell a Twix

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:46 pm

It's not a high class establishment that will sell a Twix

There's a niche in the market there....

Can’t remember whether you get one or two fingers in a twix??

Guller Bull wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:59 pm

Can’t remember whether you get one or two fingers in a twix??

Reminds me of that old joke.."what's the difference between Joan Collins and a kitkat ? You only get four fingers in a kitkat.

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:30 pm

Ohhh,alright then,whens the next meet Sid?

Eh, don’t rope me in to this lark! Wife would kill me...

NewClaret wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 3:48 pm

Eh, don’t rope me in to this lark! Wife would kill me...

Bring her along, you can watch...

Who’s Sid by the way?

claptrappers_union wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 3:57 pm

Who’s Sid by the way?

You never read ViZ ?

claptrappers_union wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 3:57 pm

Who’s Sid by the way?

This thread is certainly lifting the post Christmas blues, its hilarious.

I thought it was somebody on the forum as well

tim_noone wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:07 pm

You never read ViZ ?

Do you think GIADJ81 has met these 2 beauties

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:37 am

Prior to Covid, I used to attend one regularly.
Held in a "club"

So its got a bar for socialising, then plenty of rooms /areas for the fun to happen.

Some people go to play with anyone.
Some couples go to play with each other but to let others watch.
Some couples go to play with each other but with door on their room shut, but I suppose the thrill is knowing people are able to hear them.

Some people don't play at all and just go to watch, or to see what it's about.

I'm looking forward to life going back to my normal,

Me too, can't wait

MACCA wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:30 pm

Are these places members only, need registrations, or even legal etc?

Genuinely intrigued, thought they were total BS and made up these sorts of places.

The are clubs all over the northwest. Chorley, Rochdale, Birkenhead, 2 in Blackpool, 2 in Manchester, Bolton, plus 2 hotels in blackpool

Club Play in Blackpool, Cupids in Manchester, and Townhouse in Birkenhead are my personal favourites.

You do get some stunning people in there too, not just lorry drivers and chavs

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 3:57 pm

Bring her along, you can watch...

You don’t know my wife mate! Or maybe you do

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:24 pm

Do you think GIADG81 has met these 2 beauties hqdefault.jpg

No.....but steve definitely

claptrappers_union wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:21 pm

I thought it was somebody on the forum as well

It's me.

ynot wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:32 pm

Me too, can't wait

You done chameleons yet in the Midlands?

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:09 pm

You done chameleons yet in the Midlands?

Doing a chameleon? Now that's seriously weird.

ClaretCliff wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:36 pm

Doing a chameleon? Now that's seriously weird.

I guess you just close your eyes Cliff and think of Boy George

ynot wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:40 pm

The are clubs all over the northwest. Chorley, Rochdale, Birkenhead, 2 in Blackpool, 2 in Manchester, Bolton, plus 2 hotels in blackpool

Club Play in Blackpool, Cupids in Manchester, and Townhouse in Birkenhead are my personal favourites.

You do get some stunning people in there too, not just lorry drivers and chavs

Were Burnley founder members?

Aclaret wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:43 pm

I guess you just close your eyes Cliff and think of Boy George

Think I'd rather do the chameleon

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:09 pm

You done chameleons yet in the Midlands?

Yes, a few times. I have 'friends' in Bristol and Stoke who I meet there occasionally

can i bring my dog with me

pushpinpussy wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:59 pm

can i bring my dog with me

I'm sure it wouldn't be the only one on a lead.

Rileybobs wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 6:00 pm

I'm sure it wouldn't be the only one on a lead.

good as my motto is keep it in the family

pushpinpussy wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:59 pm

can i bring my dog with me

Only if you're going dogging

pushpinpussy wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 6:04 pm

good as my motto is keep it in the family

People like you are the reason why Rovers fans sing those songs about us.

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:09 pm

You done chameleons yet in the Midlands?

Do you cum and goes ?

ynot wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:40 pm

The are clubs all over the northwest. Chorley, Rochdale, Birkenhead, 2 in Blackpool, 2 in Manchester, Bolton, plus 2 hotels in blackpool

Club Play in Blackpool, Cupids in Manchester, and Townhouse in Birkenhead are my personal favourites.

You do get some stunning people in there too, not just lorry drivers and chavs

Fair play, you put in the miles for what you want but then again I suppose we all do to see Ashley Barnes score.

ClaretCliff wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:36 pm

Doing a chameleon? Now that's seriously weird.

Now I understand the Masked Singer

Rileybobs wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 6:00 pm

I'm sure it wouldn't be the only one on a lead.

I remember seeing a bloke in his 50's turn up with 2 stunning slaves in their 20's with collars and leads.

They were mint and I never did ask him how he had that sorted out, but it's not a bad life goal

There was a brilliant documentary on Channel4 earlier this year about the swinging scene. It was hilarious and well worth a watch

https://youtu.be/Ns6XjgjiNIM

Winstonswhite wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 7:05 pm

There was a brilliant documentary on Channel4 earlier this year about the swinging scene. It was hilarious and well worth a watch

https://youtu.be/Ns6XjgjiNIM

The threds gone quiet....

Well that's a turn up, big Sid's a right mucky beggar.

Bin Ont Turf wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 02, 2021 8:26 pm

Well that's a turn up, big Sid's a right mucky beggar.

In my defence, sex parties have never previously been a topic of conversation, so I never really thought to mention it

All my mates know though and they find it fascinating, as did my dad before he died last year.

From this day forward you shall be called Sid Jeremy.