Your advice to Alan Pace...

[Mala591]

1. In order to reduce the average age of our first team squad ALL new signings must be below the age of 29

[GodIsADeeJay81]

2- don't pay attention to this place.

[Stalbansclaret]

Stay indoors. Get your shopping delivered. Check out the BBC iPlayer...Spiral is really good.

[dandeclaret]

Research the phrases....Champagne tastes on beer money, eaten bread is soon forgotten and you can’t please all of the people all of the time.

[Devils_Advocate]

Appoint Mala591 as your SpAD (special advisor)

[Clarky]

You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

[middleton claret]

Simple :-
Buy a right-sided wide receiver & a quarter back quickly.

[Leisure]

1. Offer direct debits for St's next season.
2. If ticket prices must increase make it a small one.
3. Get the club website made fit for purpose.
4. Communicate/meet with our fans and listen to them.
5. Don't spend any cash on increasing the ground capacity.

[Local cricketer]

Don’t sign anybody and keep season ticket prices the same

[bfcmatt]

Don't wipe your arse with broken glass

[Right_winger]

Get rid of Dyche and his horrible anti footballing philosophy

[jojomk1]

Don't wipe your arse with broken glass

Or Izal flat packs

[Mala591]

Attract investment to allow Sean Dyche to sign one £25 million ‘quality range’ player every year for the next 3 years

[ksrclaret]

Speak to Stan Ternent before telling anyone about who you plan to sign.

[TheFamilyCat]

Moorhouse's Blonde Witch and a Haffner's pie.

[claretlegend]

Get rid of Dyche and his horrible anti footballing philosophy

And get relegated...?

Sean Dyche is the reason we are where we are. My advice is go with whatever Sean suggests and do all you can to back him. He's done a brilliant job with shocking tools at his disposal, now let's see what he can do with a bit of cash to spend.

[gandhisflipflop]

And get relegated...?

Sean Dyche is the reason we are where we are. My advice is go with whatever Sean suggests and do all you can to back him. He's done a brilliant job with shocking tools at his disposal, now let's see what he can do with a bit of cash to spend.

Good advice and mine would be the same but, who says we would be relegated?

[the_fat_shearer]

Don't sell the ground.

[dandeclaret]

If you're reading this Alan and on a PC / Laptop, you can use the inbuilt "Talk Sense Ometer".

Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.

It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.

[tim_noone]

Keep out of the Miners.....its a Gathering place for Death and Funerals.

[claret2018]

Byrne's is much better than Whalley Wine Shop

[Mala591]

Replace Hollands pies with Haffners pies
Replace Thwaites bitter with Hen Harrier bitter

[Suratclaret]

Beware of anyone claiming to be "in the know"...

[ClaretMov]

Replace Hollands pies with Haffners pies
Replace Thwaites bitter with Hen Harrier bitter

Haffners pies.....yes, local Burnley pies

Swop Thwaites (Blackburn horse ****) for
Local Burnley Moorhouse's Brewery Beer

[TheFamilyCat]

Sell up to the Egyptian.

[Bigvince]

You can’t polish a turd !

[Cirrus_Minor]

Never shove your granny when she’s shaving

[Bigvince]

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts

[Steddyman]

Stay indoors, stay safe, look after yourself and your family. Football can wait.

[bf2k]

Install quick pour/multi-pour beer stations. You end up missing 10 minutes of the game to have a cheeky beer at half time.

[bpgburn]

You can’t polish a turd !

No but you can roll it in glitter ....

[Chester Perry]

sign up to the charter that you will pay your employees the living wage

[Funkydrummer]

Don't mess us about and/or take liberties and you will be fine.

Oh, and dont make wild promises that you can't adhere to.

Good luck with it all.

[Herts Clarets]

It is nearly 2 weeks until the transfer window closes. Your publicity and media teams should begin Operation Manage Fan's Expectations imminently.

[tim_noone]

Beware of anyone claiming to be "in the know"...

...... I believe Andre's on his way back to turf moor

[whiffa]

Invest in Twix stock.

[claretonthecoast1882]

Don't accept that a few cry arses on here and twitter represent the majority of the fan base

[Bigvince]

Never post about the price of Twix

[brexit]

SELL

[Quickenthetempo]

sign up to the charter that you will pay your employees the living wage

I think the Americans will expect you to tip the bar staff a dollar for every drink to boost their wage, rather than pay the living wage.

[Devils_Advocate]

Never post about the price of Twix

Are you posting about the price of Twix's again Vince?

[BleedingClaret]

If you're reading this Alan and on a PC / Laptop, you can use the inbuilt "Talk Sense Ometer".

Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.

It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.

I never thought of that - logged on just to check 33.82%
I've Decided that anything over 50% you're a Happy Clapper
Less than 25% you're a moaner
Somewhere in the shall we say 33.67% you're a well reasoned individual
Oh look if nobody likes this post I've calculated I'll be at 33.67%

[FCBurnley]

Keep your promises

[MACCA]

Please sort the facilities and drainage in and outside of the CFS

Buy the cricket club

Change products and suppliers for the refreshment kiosks

[Jimmymaccer]

It’s “The Turf”!.......not just “Turf”.

[Quickenthetempo]

Please sort the facilities and drainage in and outside of the CFS

Buy the cricket club

Change products and suppliers for the refreshment kiosks

The drainage was far better last season from the CF. Not perfect.
Nip down and see how it is on a day like this

[Quickenthetempo]

If you're reading this Alan and on a PC / Laptop, you can use the inbuilt "Talk Sense Ometer".

Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.

It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.

Nobody likes posts anymore now the button has been hidden away.

[TheFamilyCat]

If you're reading this Alan and on a PC / Laptop, you can use the inbuilt "Talk Sense Ometer".

Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.

It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.

Jakubclaret has an unsurprisingly low Talk Sense Ometer rating of 12%.

[Mala591]

If there are any unsold home seats 2 hours before a home match kickoff then sell them off cheap for £10-20

They can be known as ‘cheap seats’

[bodge]

Don't listen to anybody who wants rid of Sean Dyche unless you want to visit the Championship.