Keith Lemon. Guys a moron

Are they stealing a living or taking advantage of a moment to make money from people who're desperate to admire 'famous' people?


I don't understand how influencers manage to make the money that they do despite it being common knowledge they're paid to push certain products, but there we go.

It's also worth noting that many of these low level celebrities really struggle when they drop out of the limelight and end up severely depressed etc.

I'm fine with being a no mark tbh.

DomBFC1882 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:57 pm

Keith Lemon. Guys a moron

That's being kind...

Terrier wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:47 pm

Rylan, cried on a talent show, got nowhere and now never off tv.
What talent has he?

Ticks boxes.

bobinho wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 11:44 am

Michael McIntyre.

Big fat inane grin on his napper, nodding his head furiously with an annoyingly high pitched voice....

The epitome of unfunny for me...

Odd innit how values have changed.
If you're a comedian who can consistently fill massive theatres and be successful in prime time tv series with innovative and much enjoyed ideas a certain element who come across as green eyed keyboard warriors have to slag them off.
I suggest you are better off sticking with the foul mouthed so called comics who I would hope and assume you would not be able to share the coarseness and stupid hyena laughing with your children/grandchildren.

Rylan.
Jimmy Carr.
Paddy McGuinness.
Prince Andrew.
Andy Carroll.

DomBFC1882 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:57 pm

Keith Lemon. Guys a moron

He is from Leeds... Say no more

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:08 pm

He is from Leeds... Say no more

I blame Davina McCall as she discovered him (random fact).

FactualFrank wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:09 pm

I blame Davina McCall as she discovered him (random fact).

Another one stealing a living

tim_noone wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:29 pm

So is Alex Scott apparently...ok.

Your best ever post Tim.

Don't forget Liz Hurley.... forever in the papers with her thruppenny bits etc almost on show ... posing with her teenage son in provocative poses... whats that all about ffs

Another ...Jamie Carragher.

Laura Kuensburg

lovebeingaclaret wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:04 pm

Odd innit how values have changed.
If you're a comedian who can consistently fill massive theatres and be successful in prime time tv series with innovative and much enjoyed ideas a certain element who come across as green eyed keyboard warriors have to slag them off.
I suggest you are better off sticking with the foul mouthed so called comics who I would hope and assume you would not be able to share the coarseness and stupid hyena laughing with your children/grandchildren.

My values haven’t changed fella... they were given to me by my parents and I cherish them. And be kind enough not to offer me any suggestions unless I ask for some, there’s a good chap.

In my opinion, he’s unfunny. Nothing to do with jealousy. He’s just annoying in that he looks to be forcing it, and trying too hard and because of that I find him unfunny and I struggle to see how he makes a living doing what he does.
Why would you assume that I’m merely jealous, and then insult me without even asking what it is I find funny? In doing that, you’ve just become a caricature of your own post.

For the record, I find Caroline Aherne and Craig cash very funny, along with rowan Atkinson, Stephen fry, Sean Locke, joe Wilkinson, and Jon Richardson. Billy Connolly too but he swears a lot so maybe I’m a bad person who fits right in with your assumption.

Now off you pop and let people with differing opinions have a discussion WITHOUT insulting each other.

Miranda Hart.

And also seconds for McIntyre and the bloke who plays Mrs Brown.

Absolutely Miranda. Can’t believe I forgot about her.

Says it all really...

"Big fat inane"

My mum and dad certainly didn't instil the sort of insults in me.

Anyone off Eastenders or Emmerdale or Coronation st or any crap far fetched soap.

groove wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 12:35 pm

Lenny Henry. Has he ever been funny?

Yes he has as Delbert and his Northern/ Midlands dightclub act.

lovebeingaclaret wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:27 pm

Says it all really...

"Big fat inane"

My mum and dad certainly didn't instil the sort of insults in me.

Even I can see that bobinho wasn't alluding to MM's physical stature or body weight, but was merely attempting to describe the facial expression that MM often adopts as part of his stage persona. You did get that, didn't you?

lovebeingaclaret wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:04 pm

Odd innit how values have changed.
If you're a comedian who can consistently fill massive theatres and be successful in prime time tv series with innovative and much enjoyed ideas a certain element who come across as green eyed keyboard warriors have to slag them off.
I suggest you are better off sticking with the foul mouthed so called comics who I would hope and assume you would not be able to share the coarseness and stupid hyena laughing with your children/grandchildren.

What a awful comment that is.

Did you ever see Ken Dodd, Les Dawson and now Perer Kay. No coarsness no politics and funny. A rare thing days. Being funny particularly.

Chobulous wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:45 pm

Even I can see that bobinho wasn't alluding to MM's physical stature or body weight, but was merely attempting to describe the facial expression that MM often adopts as part of his stage persona. You did get that, didn't you?

He doesn’t, but thanks for pointing out my comment wasn’t a personal slur based on physicality. I think he’s realised he’s made a mistake with his initial reply, so is now looking for something that clearly isn’t there.

Clutching at straws to have an argument rather than discussing the point and explaining why I’m wrong in my assessment of McIntyre.

This thread is turning out to be a classic.

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 12:31 pm

Ok....sorry for having an opinion

You don’t have to apologise. All I’m doing is giving my opinion back, thought that’s what this place is about?!

Claretitus wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 12:56 pm

Ok....sorry for having an opinion

Absolutely, you’ve just realised that if you don’t agree with Rileybobs....................................................... you’re wrong!
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Erm, where did I say he was wrong? I asked how it could be considered that Philip Schofield is stealing a living? I don’t particularly care for Philip Schofield but I’d suggest that there’s a lot of people who are less good at their job than him. Or am I not allowed to give my opinion unless I agree with someone? Seems odd.

Stayingup wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:44 pm

Yes he has as Delbert and his Northern/ Midlands dightclub act.

Been stealing a living since then....

Jakubclaret wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:23 pm

It’s incredibly difficult for some people to take onboard alternative viewpoints & articulate constructive counter replies.

A constructive counter reply was exactly what I offered, as you well know.

bobinho wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 11:46 am

Alexander Armstrong.

Really not getting that nomination.
Incredibly intelligent and talented bloke.
Cambridge graduate, highly articulate, knowledgeable, excellent classically trained musician and singer, successful actor, better than average presenter on tv and radio, and by all accounts a very hard worker.
Also: President of the Literary and Philosophical Society of Newcastle upon Tyne and patron of several charities, including Family Links, the Charlie Waller Memorial Trust and Just A Drop.
How you can put him in the same category as McGuiness, Gemma Collins, Rylan, McCall, McIntyre etc,? I would be really interested to know.
How has he upset you?

Rileybobs wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:35 pm

You don’t have to apologise. All I’m doing is giving my opinion back, thought that’s what this place is about?!

No worries,the guys not really my cup of tea,you have a mini little crush on him..i understand,opinions eh?

nil_desperandum wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:44 pm

Really not getting that nomination.
Incredibly intelligent and talented bloke.
Cambridge graduate, highly articulate, knowledgeable, excellent classically trained musician and singer, successful actor, better than average presenter on tv and radio, and by all accounts a very hard worker.
Also: President of the Literary and Philosophical Society of Newcastle upon Tyne and patron of several charities, including Family Links, the Charlie Waller Memorial Trust and Just A Drop.
How you can put him in the same category as McGuiness, Gemma Collins, Rylan, McCall, McIntyre etc,? I would be really interested to know.
How has he upset you?

Apart from being incredibly intelligent and talented bloke.
Cambridge graduate, highly articulate, knowledgeable, excellent classically trained musician and singer, successful actor, better than average presenter on tv and radio, and by all accounts a very hard worker.
Also: President of the Literary and Philosophical Society of Newcastle upon Tyne and patron of several charities, including Family Links, the Charlie Waller Memorial Trust and Just A Drop.

What has Alexander Armstrong ever done for us

That fat geordie lass who was on gogglebox, as talented as Big Fat Sam's dietician.

nil_desperandum wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:44 pm

Really not getting that nomination.
Incredibly intelligent and talented bloke.
Cambridge graduate, highly articulate, knowledgeable, excellent classically trained musician and singer, successful actor, better than average presenter on tv and radio, and by all accounts a very hard worker.
Also: President of the Literary and Philosophical Society of Newcastle upon Tyne and patron of several charities, including Family Links, the Charlie Waller Memorial Trust and Just A Drop.
How you can put him in the same category as McGuiness, Gemma Collins, Rylan, McCall, McIntyre etc,? I would be really interested to know.
How has he upset you?

He hasn’t upset me.... I didn’t say he had. Neither did I suggest his particular talents rank along the same lines as Rylan, or Collins. Regardless of everything that can be dragged up on google, I am simply going off what I have seen and heard on the telly box/radio.
He’s a jobbing actor, can’t remember seeing him excel at that. He fronts a pointless game show when all he manages to do is be the bridge between the contestants and the man in the corner who has far more interesting things to say other than “thanks very much in-deed Richard”.
He’s also been a less than convincing comedian, and an even less than convincing singer despite being classically trained.

I personally don’t rate him at anything he does... it’s my opinion, and yours differs which is fair enough. He’s an entertainer.... that for my money, doesn’t, whilst being paid huge sums. That fits the thread title for me.

bfcjg wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:08 pm

That fat geordie lass who was on gogglebox, as talented as Big Fat Sam's dietician.

I've no idea who you mean, but that made me

FactualFrank wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:13 pm

I've no idea who you mean, but that made me

I'd google her name but I genuinely cannot be @rsed.

bfcjg wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:24 pm

I'd google her name but I genuinely cannot be @rsed.

Me neither, ha.

Mezut Ozil

scouseclaret wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:21 pm

Miranda Hart.

And also seconds for McIntyre and the bloke who plays Mrs Brown.

Mrs Browns...............a Bloke?

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 12:18 pm

Great post....zero talent....Andi Peters.....thats the end of the thread. Well done mate the least talented bellend the world has ever seen

Who's Andy Peters?

Katie price is a bit of a horror. Famous for having plastic tits and a face like a robbers dog.

tim_noone wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:06 pm

Who's Andy Peters?

Exactly

Right_winger wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:14 pm

Katie price is a bit of a horror. Famous for having plastic tits and a face like a robbers dog.

But.......You've got to give her Credit for her parental duties unlike the childs/ young Lads waste of space father.

Right_winger wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:14 pm

Katie price is a bit of a horror. Famous for having plastic tits and a face like a robbers dog.

Right_winger wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:14 pm

Katie price is a bit of a horror. Famous for having plastic tits and a face like a robbers dog.

Agree. But she knows how to make money.

Stayingup wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:43 pm

Agree. But she knows how to make money.

Doesn't know how to keep or invest it though, was declared bankrupt last year and then carried on swanning around on holidays etc.

Right_winger wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:14 pm

Katie price is a bit of a horror. Famous for having plastic tits and a face like a robbers dog.

And metal teeth

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:45 pm

Doesn't know how to keep or invest it though, was declared bankrupt last year and then carried on swanning around on holidays etc.

I think she had to sell that horrid pink Ranger Rover. But to be fair, she is a very good example of what kids shouldn't aspire to be.

FactualFrank wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:47 pm

I think she had to sell that horrid pink Ranger Rover. But to be fair, she is a very good example of what kids shouldn't aspire to be.

Don't mention the range rover, there's some ugly troglodyte near me with a pink Range Rover, I'm thinking it's the same one...

Garth Crooks, the clue's in the name.

Miranda Hart...........WTF is that about!

dansch wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:49 pm

Garth Crooks, the clue's in the name.

I find him hilarious. I'm laughing at him though, not with him. But come on - he is funny to watch.