UPDATE - COUNT NOW IN : Branston Baked Beans 410g

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:19 pm

Sorry it's a bit boring but I've just seen the call for help.

Today's food count is the BEST BEAN currently on the UK market. All you Blue label lot can do one and those of you eating 8p beans under the flag of a Supermarket own brand don't know what you're missing.

I present to you the honourable Branston Baked Beans in a rich and tasty tomato sauce

Count shall be active from now until 1pm tomorrow, as usual I'll be wanting the number of little beanlets and the total amount of jews in Ml.

Entry closes at 1pm tomorrow

Best of luck to you all

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:34 pm

Drainage will be a nightmare with that commodity, Tarkys.

You may have to employ the Added Water method.

May the ethereals be with you!

217 in 127.

UTC!!

bodge · Post by **bodge** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:37 pm

Without doubt the premier baked beans tin.

247 in 96ml of jooose.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:38 pm

424 in 185mls of tomatoey bean slop

Eloise Laws · Post by **Eloise Laws** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:40 pm

The best baked beans in the land

337 beans
95 thick juicy juice

3 points to the Mighty Clarets

huw.Y.WattfromWare · Post by **huw.Y.WattfromWare** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:45 pm

Thanks for the count, tarky. As a tight arse I’ll stick to 8p beans with home added ketchup.

350beanz in 80ml gloop.
UTC

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:52 pm

385 beans
75 mls of plop

longsidepies · Post by **longsidepies** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:53 pm

Bloomin' Beautiful Baked Beans
444 Beans
75ml juice

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:54 pm

Cheers for stepping up tarky.

280 beans.
90 ml juice.

wilks_bfc · Post by **wilks_bfc** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:54 pm

They are the beans of choice in the Wilks household (I just wish I’d have counted one of my previous tins now)

221 beans
122mls

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:01 pm

Sorry, Tarks.
I was so concerned firstly about the lack of volunteers and then as to the inadvisable type of commodity that I failed to appreciate the tin's 410 as opposed to 400g contents.
Please therefore accept an amended Estimate of 317 in 137.
COYC!!

RalphCoatesComb · Post by **RalphCoatesComb** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:14 pm

Thanks Tarkys Ears

Cometh the hour...

360 beans in 70mls gloop

Drainage may have to start yesterday

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:17 pm

RalphCoatesComb wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:14 pm
Thanks Tarkys Ears

Cometh the hour...

360 beans in 70mls gloop

Drainage may have to start yesterday

Geuinely thinking about an overnight drainage

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:18 pm

longsidepies wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:53 pm
Bloomin' Beautiful Baked Beans
444 Beans
75ml juice

Amend the juice pls

Don't want any sharing today

Zlatan · Post by **Zlatan** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:34 pm

Mr Ears... fantastic for you to step up, top Claret.

391 fart producing produce
139 ml of jooose

green_parrot · Post by **green_parrot** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:53 pm

408 beans
84ml juice

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:57 pm

399 beans 77ml of jooose UTC.

djemba-djemba · Post by **djemba-djemba** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:58 pm

308 beans
88 juice

longsidepies · Post by **longsidepies** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:04 pm

tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:18 pm
Amend the juice pls

Don't want any sharing today

ooops, what a dolt I am!

83ml of juice

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:07 pm

227 farters

and

47 MLS of Jooooosay.

Three points for sure on the morrow.

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:13 pm

To say this isn't going to go well is un understatement!

Longsider · Post by **Longsider** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:27 pm

Go big or go home.
501 Trump bullets
137 ml bean syrup

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:29 pm

Best beans ever.

cricketfield73 · Post by **cricketfield73** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:52 pm

421 beans
64ml juice

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:14 pm

Longsider wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:27 pm
Go big or go home.
501 Trump bullets
137 ml bean syrup

137ml taken.

Choose another please

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:16 pm

446 beans
80ml jus du bean

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:20 pm

jdrobbo wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:16 pm
446 beans
80ml jus du bean

80 taken

choose another ml pls

77mls

gsyclaret · Post by **gsyclaret** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:24 pm

360 beany things
88 jooooosy stuff

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:43 pm

gsyclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:24 pm
360 beany things
88 jooooosy stuff

360 taken

please submit another bean count

Brucefanclaret · Post by **Brucefanclaret** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:47 pm

Thanks, tarky's_ears

377 beanz in 97 ml of joose

Can we win? Yes, we can!

huw.Y.WattfromWare · Post by **huw.Y.WattfromWare** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:49 pm

tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:20 pm
80 taken
choose another ml pls

It is permissible to have shared guesstimates and share the points, tarky.

gsyclaret · Post by **gsyclaret** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:52 pm

ok 395 beanz

djemba-djemba · Post by **djemba-djemba** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:56 pm

tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:43 pm
360 taken

please submit another bean count

88 juice is also taken. Make this fool change that as well.

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:03 pm

djemba-djemba wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:56 pm
88 juice is also taken. Make this fool change that as well.

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:04 pm

gsyclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:52 pm
ok 395 beanz

Apologies didn't see on my spreadsheet but 88 is taken too

Please re do the jews!

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:05 pm

huw.Y.WattfromWare wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:49 pm
It is permissible to have shared guesstimates and share the points, tarky.

Not in my house it ain't

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:14 pm

Cheers Tarkys.

My guess is 295 Branston beans wallowing in 120 mls bean juice.

Longsider · Post by **Longsider** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:41 pm

tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:14 pm
137ml taken.

Choose another please

138ml

gsyclaret · Post by **gsyclaret** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:40 pm

tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:04 pm
Apologies didn't see on my spreadsheet but 88 is taken too

Please re do the jews!

ok 98

Cabbage · Post by **Cabbage** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:10 pm

465 beans
79 ml sauce

UTC!

claretdavid · Post by **claretdavid** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 12:34 am

224 baked beans
76ml juice

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 1:11 am

423 soft pellets
123 gloooooopse

+ one on either way if that helps? / boo if not allowed - just trying to help.

Well done Tarks for taking this on.

0-0 until on 14 minutes.
Massive fight
Spurs down to 9
Clarets down to 10.
Then...
Dyche to stands / Moanio to hospital following half time tunnel handbags.

Mumbongo winner minute 87.

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Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 1:20 am

333 beans
95ml of juuuuiiiiicce

Zooniverser · Post by **Zooniverser** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 1:42 am

326 beans
99ml joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose

Longsidebovril · Post by **Longsidebovril** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 7:21 am

456 Burnley Beans
135 ml of Joo

MDWat · Post by **MDWat** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 7:41 am

366 bnz
104 js

africlaret · Post by **africlaret** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:36 am

363 bouncing boontjies
137 mls of Spurs blood

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:15 am

Africlaret, I have 137 for jooose.

According to the Rules you may therefore amend your Estimate, though as Huw has pointed out you do NOT have to.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:17 am

And Tarks - how did the overnight Drainage go?

huw.Y.WattfromWare · Post by **huw.Y.WattfromWare** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:21 am

Redbeard wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:17 am
And Tarks - how did the overnight Drainage go?

1ml?