What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

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What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Maple Leafs » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:20 pm

I think he will be just what the club need. Has a good no nonsense attitude, served under Clough at Forest, a decent player with United and Celtic,
and has past managerial experience.

Quote
If you can trap a ball you can play for your Country these days'

Roy Keane,
:) :) :) :) :) :)

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by box_of_frogs » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:20 pm

You can get fuc*ed.
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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Maple Leafs » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:25 pm

Thanks

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Cirrus_Minor » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:28 pm

His psychopath tendencies usually ends in self destruct, as happened at Sunderland and Ipswich.

Best where he is, acting the part of confrontational madman used to scare other Sky pundits to death.

So no thanks
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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Goodclaret » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:29 pm

Not for me. I read his book and he is one arrogant so and so. I get it "he's a winner" etc but he'd be here two seasons max before being sacked or chucking his toys and leaving.

As for his punditry, I quite like it. He's a wee bit grumpy but he does say what most of us think and adds some controversy to the normal "yes men"

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Zlatan » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:33 pm

I think Barnes would chin him

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Hedontplayforyou » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:35 pm

There’s a reason he’s not in management and hasn’t been for a while

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by gawthorpe_view » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:35 pm

Zlatan wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:33 pm
I think Barnes would chin him
I think there might be a queue.
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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Top Claret » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:38 pm

I say Boloxxxs

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:40 pm

What do I say?

I say if I've had 10 pints less than you I've still had a good sesh.

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Bosscat » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:40 pm

Awwwe come on the OP is fishing ffs 🤣🤣🤣
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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Pstotto » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:43 pm

'You can always trust the Celts to fight among themselves'

Good at dog walking, though and during a world cup let's not forget.
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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Bosscat » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:46 pm

Pstotto wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:43 pm
'You can always trust the Celts to fight among themselves'

Good at dog walking, though and during a world cup let's not forget.
You have it in one Pstotto ... Keane is definitely a "Celt"

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by bobinho » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:27 pm

Wouldnt want him in the same country let alone the same town.

A thug and a bully, and an absolute arsehole. I’d be embarrassed to have him anywhere near the club. Couldn’t think of anyone LESS likely to be on the radar should we find ourselves losing SD.
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Post by brunlea99 » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:28 pm

He could bring in Jamie Redknapp as his assistant.
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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Dark Cloud » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:30 pm

bobinho wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:27 pm
Wouldnt want him in the same country let alone the same town.

A thug and a bully, and an absolute arsehole. I’d be embarrassed to have him anywhere near the club. Couldn’t think of anyone LESS likely to be on the radar should we find ourselves losing SD.
A considered response and absolutely spot on!!!

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Right_winger » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:34 pm

Roy Keane would make Ben Mee cry..

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Wile E Coyote » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:59 pm

keane is a gob*****, no other way to describe him. he would have no longevity in him because he has constantly flitted about in the game and not achieved much because of it.
he is okay on tv for a witty quote, but that's where it ends. file under has been.

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by beddie » Mon Mar 01, 2021 7:34 am

I've tried to think of a constructive sentence as to why I wouldn't want Keane as our Manager, unfortunately I can't think of one. I can only one up with one word- "Physco".

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Woodleyclaret » Mon Mar 01, 2021 8:03 am

The reason why hes not managed again is that it far more lucrative talking shite and being a "pundit" than actually working for a living

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Buxtonclaret » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:23 am

Zlatan wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:33 pm
I think Barnes would chin him
And while he was down, Guddy & Brady would keep running all over him.
Until they got injured, anyway. :D

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by KRBFC » Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:23 am

No thanks, I love him as a pundit though.
I'd look at Barnsleys manager if he keeps it up, shocked what he's doing their with that squad, took them from near the bottom to fighting for the playoffs and the form team in the league.

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Bosscat » Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:27 am

beddie wrote:
Mon Mar 01, 2021 7:34 am
I've tried to think of a constructive sentence as to why I wouldn't want Keane as our Manager, unfortunately I can't think of one. I can only one up with one word- "Physco".
Is a "Physco" a "Psychotic Physio" ..... Or a supermarket with a personality disorder🤔


I think you meant Psycho beddie 🤭🤭🤭 sorry couldn't resist
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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Tribesmen » Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:29 am

My goodness ........... I i was to write what i want to say about the Tea Boy i think i would get a ban from here .

Again one of these jaw dropping moments, Keane = waster

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Funkydrummer » Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:35 am

Yeah, he could double up with Joey !!!!!

Match made in loony land.

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Quicknick » Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:41 am

I'm treating this thread as a wind-up.

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by SouthLondonexile » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:43 am

Simple answer No. His managerial record is poor.
He leaves clubs in a mess, just look where Sunderland and Ipswich are now. There is a mythology about Keane that being tough and uncompromising are the qualities of a good manager. For me he lacks those player management skills and maybe he is unable to see a bigger picture.
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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Guller Bull » Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:49 am

Give me Darcey Bussell over Roy Keane anyday.

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by chipbutty » Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:02 pm

Right_winger wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:34 pm
Roy Keane would make Ben Mee cry..
why do you say that?

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Moorite » Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:07 pm

Remember the bust up with Walters...

https://youtu.be/AbO5WxwarJs

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Post by BurnleyFC » Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:23 pm

Great player. Great pundit. Average manager.

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Post by tim_noone » Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:39 pm

I'd knock him out in a Breath.

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by elwaclaret » Sun Apr 18, 2021 2:21 am

chipbutty wrote:
Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:02 pm
why do you say that?
Right winger has a downer on Mee

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Woodleyclaret » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:59 am

A bit left field but I'd take John Terry .He may need a more experienced assistant to get the best from him.For that I'd go for Chris Houghton

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by joey13 » Sun Apr 18, 2021 7:27 am

He’s not exactly been much good as a manager in the past , also been out the game too long .

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Post by Bosscat » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:29 am

tim_noone wrote:
Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:39 pm
I'd knock him out in a Breath.
You could try Tic Tacs Tim ... or at the very least Listerine for breath like that
🤭🤭🤭

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by Top Claret » Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:36 am

Great TV pundit and that's about it

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by DCWat » Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:46 am

Is he that great as a pundit?

He’s a bit of a one trick pony and I’m not sure I’ve heard him provide anything insightful.

Bonus points for regularly winding up Redknapp though.

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Re: What do you say !!!!Roy Keane new manager if Dyche leaves

Post by ClaretTony » Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:13 am

Cirrus_Minor wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:28 pm
Best where he is, acting the part of confrontational madman used to scare other Sky pundits to death.
That sums it all up perfectly
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Post by Billy Balfour » Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:59 am

He's only happy when it rains.

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Post by IanMcL » Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:08 am

End of:

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Post by Top Claret » Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:23 pm

DCWat wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:46 am
Is he that great as a pundit?

He’s a bit of a one trick pony and I’m not sure I’ve heard him provide anything insightful.

Bonus points for regularly winding up Redknapp though.
I like him because he is off the wall and speaks his mind unlike the other pc zombies who bore me to death, although I don't mind Souness
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Post by Marty Dobson » Mon Apr 19, 2021 4:25 pm

Tribesmen wrote:
Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:29 am
My goodness ........... I i was to write what i want to say about the Tea Boy i think i would get a ban from here .

Again one of these jaw dropping moments, Keane = waster
Roy Keane is no waster. He dragged himself up (I know because I lived near him when he was growing up) to become a great player, mainly by his own single-minded drive and commitment. He had no silver spoon handed to him and struggled for everything he achieved. He has his opinions and sticks to them as in the fall out with Mick McCarthy, in which many people believe he was correct. He will never make a good manager because he sets his standards too high and gets easily frustrated when players don't have the skills comparative to their earnings. He also lacks the ability to improve players and is not given to an 'arm around the shoulder' approach in the dressing room. He is like all of us made up of many characteristics and the generalizations made here about Celts, tea boys and Psychos etc are a reflection of a mindset that is at best unsympathetic and careless and at worst racist.
As for anyone including Barnes and the rest of the queue attempting to chin him, put a fleet of ambulances on standby.
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Post by Bordeauxclaret » Mon Apr 19, 2021 5:02 pm

Reckon I’d back a lot of our squad in that bizarre hypothetical situation.

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Post by Tribesmen » Mon Apr 19, 2021 8:30 pm

Nahhhhhhhhhhh i won't bite , whatever Marty

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Post by AlargeClaret » Mon Apr 19, 2021 8:41 pm

Great fishing and a nice haul

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