Song for Maxwell....

addisclaret · Post by **addisclaret** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:25 pm

To the tune of Maxwells Silver Hammer obviously.

Sean was quizzical
Studied pataphysical framework off the ball
Late nights all alone in his kitchen
or with EE-EE-an Woan.

Maxwel Cornet, playing for Lyonnaise
calls him on the phone,
can I play for the clarets?
Sho-ohoh-ean

Bang bang Maxwels left foot hammer bears down upon their net (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Clang clang Maxwels right foot hammer makes sure that they are dead.
Go-oh-oh-oh-al!

Might be a bit hard to remember though

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:33 pm

addisclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:25 pm
To the tune of Maxwells Silver Hammer obviously.

Sean was quizzical
Studied pataphysical framework off the ball
Late nights all alone in his kitchen
or with EE-EE-an Woan.

Maxwel Cornet, playing for Lyonnaise
calls him on the phone,
can I play for the clarets?
Sho-ohoh-ean

Bang bang Maxwels left foot hammer bears down upon their net (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Clang clang Maxwels right foot hammer makes sure that they are dead.
Go-oh-oh-oh-al!

Might be a bit hard to remember though

obviously you realised at the end ... the Cricket field stand

90 mph singists

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:47 pm

addisclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:25 pm
To the tune of Maxwells Silver Hammer obviously.

Sean was quizzical
Studied pataphysical framework off the ball
Late nights all alone in his kitchen
or with EE-EE-an Woan.

Maxwel Cornet, playing for Lyonnaise
calls him on the phone,
can I play for the clarets?
Sho-ohoh-ean

Bang bang Maxwels left foot hammer bears down upon their net (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Clang clang Maxwels right foot hammer makes sure that they are dead.
Go-oh-oh-oh-al!

Might be a bit hard to remember though

Excellent. I suggested Maxwell's Silver Hammer before we even signed him.

Sadly, there's more chance of the CFS singing Nessun Dorma than that.

Burnley1989 · Post by **Burnley1989** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:50 pm

All the cricket field stands fault

NewClaret · Post by **NewClaret** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:00 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:29 pm
We've got Corn-ay
Maxwell Corn-ay
Just don't think you understand
He's Sean Dyches Man
He's better than Zidane
We've got Maxwell Corn-ay

OK its been done for Defour but its a great chant

Was expecting to hear this one but nothing yet unfortunately!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:05 pm

NewClaret wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:00 pm
Was expecting to hear this one but nothing yet unfortunately!

Me too ...

Ole Ole Ole Ole Cornet Cornet ... seems to have been adopted...

Or is it

Allez Allez Allez Allez Cornet Cornet

What ever ... the lad appreciates it ... wish I had been there ... to see he was the last to leave the pitch yesterday ... he really has found a spritual home here if he keeps this up ...

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:05 pm

To the tune of That’s amore:

On the left or the right,
he makes your team look shite,
Maxwell Cornet!

NewClaret · Post by **NewClaret** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:55 pm

NewClaret wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:00 pm
Was expecting to hear this one but nothing yet unfortunately!

Possibly because it’s Defours song but love this one so disappointed it hasn’t caught on for our Maxwel. Sure he’d love it!!!

NewClaret · Post by **NewClaret** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:01 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:05 pm
Me too ...

Ole Ole Ole Ole Cornet Cornet ... seems to have been adopted...

Or is it

Allez Allez Allez Allez Cornet Cornet

What ever ... the lad appreciates it ... wish I had been there ... to see he was the last to leave the pitch yesterday ... he really has found a spritual home here if he keeps this up ...

Olé for me

Was amazing mate. He was lapping it up, over to the Jimmy Mac and then a slow walk down the Longside. I always stay to the end but that was a good moment. I don’t think he got that affection at Lyon, so it’s nice to see him receive the appreciation his performances deserve.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:10 pm

NewClaret wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:01 pm
Olé for me

Was amazing mate. He was lapping it up, over to the Jimmy Mac and then a slow walk down the Longside. I always stay to the end but that was a good moment. I don’t think he got that affection at Lyon, so it’s nice to see him receive the appreciation his performances deserve.

1914tyrone · Post by **1914tyrone** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:12 pm

https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJ ... e&ie=UTF-8

For those who might not be old enough

1914tyrone · Post by **1914tyrone** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:14 pm

addisclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:25 pm
To the tune of Maxwells Silver Hammer obviously.

Sean was quizzical
Studied pataphysical framework off the ball
Late nights all alone in his kitchen
or with EE-EE-an Woan.

Maxwel Cornet, playing for Lyonnaise
calls him on the phone,
can I play for the clarets?
Sho-ohoh-ean

Bang bang Maxwels left foot hammer bears down upon their net (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Clang clang Maxwels right foot hammer makes sure that they are dead.
Go-oh-oh-oh-al!

Might be a bit hard to remember though

This needs to be done! Get learning

MDWat · Post by **MDWat** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:18 pm

Shakira - This Time For Africa

Tsamina mina, eh eh
Maxwel Cornet, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
He comes from Africa

levraiclaret · Post by **levraiclaret** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:21 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:05 pm
Me too ...

Ole Ole Ole Ole Cornet Cornet ... seems to have been adopted...

Or is it

Allez Allez Allez Allez Cornet Cornet

What ever ... the lad appreciates it ... wish I had been there ... to see he was the last to leave the pitch yesterday ... he really has found a spritual home here if he keeps this up ...

Curnet is French speaking so its allez for me. Show some respect.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:26 pm

levraiclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:21 pm
Curnet is French speaking so its allez for me. Show some respect.

No need to, thats why I did the post and you could try spelling his name right

now that would show some respect

levraiclaret · Post by **levraiclaret** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:46 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:26 pm
No need to, thats why I did the post and you could try spelling his name right now that would show some respect

I've got vision problems so I can't read what I have typed without a magnifying glass. Sorry I missed that typo boss

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:56 pm

Im thinking something around rhyming full back with plays in attack and as Fidel is normally a dab hand at coming up with football chants maybe he could work his magic and turn my acorn of an idea into an oak tree of a Burnley song

Jellybean · Post by **Jellybean** » Sun Oct 31, 2021 10:25 pm

How about to the tune of ‘This Girl’ by Kungs vs Cookin’ on 3 Burners as per what Liverpool used to sing for wijnaldum.
Der Der Der Der Der Der Maxwel Cornet
And repeat.
Nice and simple !

Marty Dobson · Post by **Marty Dobson** » Mon Nov 01, 2021 3:13 pm

It's too late it was 'Ole Ole Ole Cornet Cornet' in the Longside Lower on Saturday and it's never gonna change now. I loved his piece at the end as he walked off sloooowly. .brilliant with one sock up and one down. Just an average Joe. Not.

Iloveyoubrady · Post by **Iloveyoubrady** » Mon Nov 01, 2021 3:16 pm

Martial chant at United would work well:

Maxwel cornet he came from France,
The Lyon fans said he had no chance,
15 million down the drain,
Maxwel cornet he scores again

boyyanno · Post by **boyyanno** » Mon Nov 01, 2021 3:40 pm

I posted this a while ago but I still think Princes "Raspberry Beret" would be lovely.

We've got
Maaaaaxwell Cornet
The Kind you find playing at Turf moor
Maaaaaxwell Cornet
If he plays well you hear the Burnley Roar
Maaaaxwell Cornet
I think I love him!

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 8:37 am

boyyanno wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 01, 2021 3:40 pm
I posted this a while ago but I still think Princes "Raspberry Beret" would be lovely.

We've got
Maaaaaxwell Cornet
The Kind you find playing at Turf moor
Maaaaaxwell Cornet
If he plays well you hear the Burnley Roar
Maaaaxwell Cornet
I think I love him!

JTClaret · Post by **JTClaret** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:29 pm

Haha, I know it says 'song for Maxwell' but I did actually assume it meant chant... then saw some of the full lyrics on here, I'm surprised they don't come with the sheet music.

I'm just glad he has something, and everyone joins in. Ole Ole Ole works.
The Nick Pope and Charlie Taylor ones never sound right to me, but better than nothing, like most of the players.

Targetman · Post by **Targetman** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:55 pm

Iloveyoubrady wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 01, 2021 3:16 pm
Martial chant at United would work well:

Maxwel cornet he came from France,
The Lyon fans said he had no chance,
15 million down the drain,
Maxwel cornet he scores again

That would be a good one. Problem is how would you get it going? I think someone should make an attempt.

Iloveyoubrady · Post by **Iloveyoubrady** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 4:51 pm

Targetman wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:55 pm
That would be a good one. Problem is how would you get it going? I think someone should make an attempt.

Yeah I don’t know at all. Also keeping it going... maybe just stick to ole or defour one haha

Tinribs · Post by **Tinribs** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 5:43 pm

To tune of Tom Hark

Max Cornet he took a chance
He came to Burnley from sunny France

Now everyone who’s seen him play
Says he’s the Ivory Coast Pele !

Maxwell cornet Maxwell Cornet
He is the Ivory Coast Pele!

Maxwell Cornet Maxwel Cornet
He is the Ivory Coast Pele !!!!

Repeat

Tinribs · Post by **Tinribs** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 5:45 pm

Sorry about the two ll’s I know it’s 1

Iloveyoubrady · Post by **Iloveyoubrady** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 6:41 pm

Tinribs wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 02, 2021 5:43 pm
To tune of Tom Hark

Max Cornet he took a chance
He came to Burnley from sunny France

Now everyone who’s seen him play
Says he’s the Ivory Coast Pele !

Maxwell cornet Maxwell Cornet
He is the Ivory Coast Pele!

Maxwell Cornet Maxwel Cornet
He is the Ivory Coast Pele !!!!

Repeat

That’s the same tune as the United martial one. Think it could work and catch on with the CFS but I think you’ve got too many syllables there in some lines

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 8:16 pm

Iloveyoubrady wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 02, 2021 6:41 pm
That’s the same tune as the United martial one. Think it could work and catch on with the CFS but I think you’ve got too many syllables there in some lines

Very good effort, Sir!

Edit: sorry, it was meant for tinribs.

mill hill claret · Post by **mill hill claret** » Wed Nov 03, 2021 7:24 am

Max cornet ah ah I like it

To the tune of that's the way I like it

dougcollins · Post by **dougcollins** » Wed Nov 03, 2021 9:18 pm

Tune of 'Volare' (obviously):

Max Cornet, whoah oh oh oh
Max Cornet, woah oh oh oh
From Cote D'Ivorie
to play for Burnalee

It would be worth it just to hear the CFS sing 'Cote D'Ivorie'.

lanky22222 · Post by **lanky22222** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 1:09 am

To the tune of the CR7 chant:

Viva Max Cornet,
Viva Max Cornet,
Running down the wing,
Hear the longside sing,
Viva Max Cornet…

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:28 am

dougcollins wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 03, 2021 9:18 pm
Tune of 'Volare' (obviously):

Max Cornet, whoah oh oh oh
Max Cornet, woah oh oh oh
From Cote D'Ivorie
to play for Burnalee

It would be worth it just to hear the CFS sing 'Cote D'Ivorie'.

Except it’s Côte d’Ivoire, which is pronounced differently and doesn’t rhyme with Burnley.

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:38 am

Give me an M
Give me an A
Give me an X
Give me a W
Give me an E
Give me a L
Give me a ... Oh that's all folks

LS7 · Post by **LS7** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:48 am

That Mousse T one has legs.

NewClaret · Post by **NewClaret** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 11:01 am

Hope the CFS get some of these going. The man deserves more than one (poor) song. Some great ones on here. My preferences being:

1. Reworked version of Defour song.
=2. Martial one (first one mentioned by iloveyoubrady)
=2. Viva Max Cornet

All would sound brilliant echoing around TM. Come on Cricketfield…

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 2:43 pm

tune of Tom Hark for the Cricketfield

Our songs are rubbish
they'll sing them too quickly
get a new song and
they'll sing it too quickly

It might be great
but they'll sing it too quickly
stop taking drugs cause
you're singing too quickly

Rouwens_Weapon · Post by **Rouwens_Weapon** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:30 pm

Take the pi55 on the wing, Maxwel Cornet,
Take the pi55 upfront too, i say
Take the pi55 on the wing, Maxwel Cornet,
Playing football the Sean Dyche way..

jrgbfc · Post by **jrgbfc** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:18 pm

lanky22222 wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 04, 2021 1:09 am
To the tune of the CR7 chant:

Viva Max Cornet,
Viva Max Cornet,
Running down the wing,
Hear the longside sing,
Viva Max Cornet…

I'm not normally a fan of stealing other clubs songs but I quite like that. Maybe take out the Max though and just sing Viva Cornet, rolls off the tongue better.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 5:34 pm

only we would steal the song of the highest profile player in the world

awful

dougcollins · Post by **dougcollins** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 7:25 pm

Rileybobs wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:28 am
Except it’s Côte d’Ivoire, which is pronounced differently and doesn’t rhyme with Burnley.

You're way too pedantic for this thread!

Im_not_Robbie_Blake · Post by **Im_not_Robbie_Blake** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:14 pm

Rileybobs - that's fantastic. You are obviously drunk, but it's a work of genius.

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:33 pm

dougcollins wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 04, 2021 7:25 pm
You're way too pedantic for this thread!

Maybe, but someone has to be the moderator of our chants - otherwise we may face another scenario like the ‘USA’ chants towards Dane Richards.

dougcollins · Post by **dougcollins** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:20 pm

'Moderator of Chants'.

You could wear a robe, perhaps a nice hat with feathers?

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:39 pm

dougcollins wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:20 pm
'Moderator of Chants'.

You could wear a robe, perhaps a nice hat with feathers?

How did you know I had one of those?

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Fri Nov 05, 2021 1:20 pm

Maybe the club should install a big metronome at the front of the Cricketfield stand or have a conductor on the big screen to keep people at the correct speed.

It would be nice to hear "Sean Dyche's Claret and Blue army" instead of "SeaDychClarablurmy"

1989_claret · Post by **1989_claret** » Sun Nov 07, 2021 9:31 pm

To She’s Electric - Oasis

He’s our winger;
He only cost 15 million;
And we think he’s f*cking brilliant:
He’s Maxwel Cornet