One UTC thread that you remember?

[No Ney Never]

Whatever the reason, is there one thread that you remember or comes to mind?

[Bosscat]

The one at Christmas 2020 when Claret Tony outed a poster for saying he was in Spain by pointing out it was from a local IP address ... classic UTC

[dougcollins]

Count Darkbeard.

A thread of it's time on the old CM, happy days.

[Longsider]

White dog turd

[Longsider]

Soapy tit w@nk .. Or was that on clarets mad

[ksrclaret]

Clear blue sky gate following the postponement of the Spurs game due to snow

[CoolClaret]

Soapy tit w@nk .. Or was that on clarets mad

The best ever

[Claret Till I Die]

Princess Hales on Clarets Mad will never be beaten

[bodge]

Is a sell out the same as a full house ?

I'm not sure we got a definitive answer to that one.

[Rowls]

Did Bertie Bee really meet and talk to Bill Shankly?

[Pickles]

Princess Hales

Faster Than Ronaldo

2k Watch

All down in CM/UTC folklore.

Also a mention for HolyCustard's match threads
BigDave's paper reviews
And whoever it was who did the Where Am I? quiz.

[Burnley1989]

When someone put their mates address up offering a companion to watch the game and another claretsmad poster turned up at his house with a bag of cans to watch the match

Forget who it was, but I know the lad who’s house he turned up at and he knew nothing about it

[Middle-agedClaret]

The 4k watch (…on reflection, May have been CM)

[Cabbage]

The Keirby hotel. Poster took girl back to one of the rooms and next thing the porter was at the door watching him and knocking one out.

[Pickles]

Also any post/thread by Davemanu never failed to cheer me up, proper enthusiasm.

Any post/thread by Psotto too for different reasons but can't say they were ever dull!

[Pickles]

Also was usually entertaining when Thor the PNE fan popped over to CM.

[ChrisG]

Princess Hales

Faster Than Ronaldo

2k Watch

All down in CM/UTC folklore.

Also a mention for HolyCustard's match threads
BigDave's paper reviews
And whoever it was who did the Where Am I? quiz.

I know one of the protagonists of the Princess Hales thread very well, and like to remind them of it occasionally.

[Quickenthetempo]

When someone put their mates address up offering a companion to watch the game and another claretsmad poster turned up at his house with a bag of cans to watch the match

Forget who it was, but I know the lad who’s house he turned up at and he knew nothing about it

I can't remember that. What happened? Did he let him in?

[Vincent'sCap]

Is there any archive of these threads I would love to have a read of them, especially the Keirby Hotel one.

[Burnley1989]

I can't remember that. What happened? Did he let him in?

Let me message my mate and get the whole tale, it must have been almost 15 years ago

[Longsider]

Is there any archive of these threads I would love to have a read of them, especially the Keirby Hotel one.

Me too. Link please.

[tiger76]

Can't recall a specific thread, but Millertime the Dons fan was always good value for some bants.

[Herts Clarets]

One from the CM days

Postcards from t'Ejipt was pure class from eli

[Cabbage]

Me too. Link please.

I’ve tried to find it but with no success. I remember somebody posted probably the funniest thread that had ever been on this message board.

[claptrappers_union]

I genuinely miss Big Daves paper reviews. If anyone buys the Sunday Papers id love it if you could put time aside to share the footy gossip from them.

[NottsClaret]

Clear blue sky gate following the postponement of the Spurs game due to snow

Ha.. yeah, that was genuinely entertaining. 100% made up for missing a match.

[claptrappers_union]

CustardWorld

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Thunder Clarets are go!

[claptrappers_union]

The match thread when we won at Luton with Ade scoring a hat trick and Spicer going in nets.

[fatboy47]

A thread which asked for posts ending in the words "" its' political correctness gone mad, I tell you"" was shaping up well before being wrongly deleted by a mod who didn't get the point or simply lacked any sense of humour.

[agreenwood]

There was a Tuesday night match thread under Cotterill that was a belter, but can’t remember which game it was.

[TravisBickle]

When muchacho went to a play station night at the woodman. With his own controllers.

[agreenwood]

When muchacho went to a play station night at the woodman. With his own controllers.

He raced Ronaldo to the Woodman first. Beat him too.

[bfccrazy]

When someone put their mates address up offering a companion to watch the game and another claretsmad poster turned up at his house with a bag of cans to watch the match

Forget who it was, but I know the lad who’s house he turned up at and he knew nothing about it

That was our mate cricketfieldclaret along with sending him to the Woodman for an imaginary fifa competition

[FeedTheArf]

I genuinely miss Big Daves paper reviews. If anyone buys the Sunday Papers id love it if you could put time aside to share the footy gossip from them.

Seconded! Was a Sunday morning staple!

[Funkydrummer]

The opening ceremony of the Olympics in 2012.

[TravisBickle]

The Covid thread. When everything was unfolding. And it quickly accelerated. Players testing positive (arteta and hudson adoi) were the ones I remember if I’m right. And seemed to be so surreal. Shame the thread disappeared. Moment in history.

[Funkydrummer]

Baseball cap wearing at Sycamore Farm !!!!!

A classic that surfaces in various guises every now and again.

[Mala591]

‘The Jack Cork mystery’ which SD ignored and it led to his eventual demise.

[Lancasterclaret]

There was a Tuesday night match thread under Cotterill that was a belter, but can’t remember which game it was.

Brighton away when it looked like he was off to another job and we didn't have a striker I think

[claptrappers_union]

GodisaDJ’s detailed escapades in grubby swingers clubs was certainly an education.

There was also a thread where a poster in the ClaretsMad days I think, where a poster described taking some bird he met in a nightclub to the Keirby Hotel and ‘scuttling’ her while the night manager listened in.

One of the responses were, “have you considered writing romantic novels?’

I genuinely lol’ed

[NL Claret]

The thread Marlon’s pants (?) started on CM

[steve_f]

Custard world, those were the days, we even had custard world T shirts, my wife wore mine to the play off final v The blades. Seem to remember having a Coyles army T shirt too, although it may be a Judas shirt now

[Here's-Johnny]

Is there any archive of these threads I would love to have a read of them, especially the Keirby Hotel one.

I'm sure if you look up Allarge clarets posts.... he's the charismatic charmer.......

[Big Vinny K]

Is there any archive of these threads I would love to have a read of them, especially the Keirby Hotel one.

https://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboa ... 68#p586268

Enjoy !

[Jakubclaret]

It’s difficult for me to recall any particular thread in relation to the good old days or any day in present time but what I can recall is nothing, because the good threads get locked or deleted before even started a few posts bang what’s to possibly remember it’s gone before it’s even set out.

[fidelcastro]

When someone put their mates address up offering a companion to watch the game and another claretsmad poster turned up at his house with a bag of cans to watch the match

Forget who it was, but I know the lad who’s house he turned up at and he knew nothing about it

That was Frank who turned up, wasn't it?

[NRC]

Wasn’t the princess hales one, damo_whitehead? I remember going to bed not able to wait to,wake up the following morning to wait for the “what happened next”

[Petersa]

Comparitively recent.....the morning of Michael Jacksons first game as caretaker manager at WHU when someone pointed out the irony of walking out to "I'm forever blowing bubbles"

Apologies to the original poster, can't remember who it was.

[Burnley1989]

That was Frank who turned up, wasn't it?

Thought it was, pretty sure I sat behind him for a few seasons when I was around 14-15 year old, he was a right fruit loop

[JohnMcGreal]

Wasn’t the princess hales one, damo_whitehead? I remember going to bed not able to wait to,wake up the following morning to wait for the “what happened next”

Pretty sure it was razo.