You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:19 pm

Mine would depend on the player, ideally a tough tackling fearless rock hard midfielder, I'd utilise some archive footage of the walk up to the Longside from the Bee hole turnstiles, just as you get to the infamous bogs rats,cockroaches come running out screaming a pause then the new signing comes out laughing and says something along the lines of you call this frightening ? Then it goes to a clip of a tough tackle.
OK maybe not an oscar winner but a Bafta perhaps. ( for younger posters ask a parent or grandparents )

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:21 pm

It's memes all the way baby! Something from Terminator or summat.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:22 pm

I'm waiting for them to do a tongue in cheek Emmerdale sketch

andyh · Post by **andyh** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:25 pm

Ted Lasso clip… too many to choose from.

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:32 pm

Something to do with Star Wars

what_no_pies · Post by **what_no_pies** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:56 pm

Beavis and Butthead

"Haha haha haha ha haha haha Harry Kane"

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Scooby Doo villian reveal. Lift the cartoon mask to find out these pesky Claret kids have nabbed Old Man Redmond!

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:57 pm

Field of Dreams - but Turf Moor - if we build it they will come

what_no_pies · Post by **what_no_pies** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:05 pm

Rick_Muller wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:57 pm
Field of Dreams - but Turf Moor - if we build it they will come

We don't need a bigger ground!

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:08 pm

what_no_pies wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:05 pm
We don't need a bigger ground!

I did agree. Many can’t get tickets.

what_no_pies · Post by **what_no_pies** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:11 pm

I can't get tickets but still think more seats are potential for more empty seats in the future. Let's have more than 1 season of being sold out before we spend tens of millions on what could easily become a white elephant.

Elbarad · Post by **Elbarad** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:12 pm

As one of the dwarves showing up at Bilbo Baggin's door for the unexpected party. Especially if it's a sneaky signing.

todclaret · Post by **todclaret** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:20 pm

if it's for Tella then it'd involve depicting the Royal Dyche as a cocktail bar...

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:33 pm

Die Hard ... John McClaine throwing Devils Advocate out of a 45th storey Window in Nakatomi Tower and him landing on the bonnet (hood) of our new signings car

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 7:44 am

The head in the box scene from Se7en. Although I am not advocating the decapitation of our new signing.

Ampth7 · Post by **Ampth7** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 8:35 am

The A-team springs to mind for a reveal video

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:06 am

I'd push the boundaries and use porn memes

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:11 am

todclaret wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:20 pm
if it's for Tella then it'd involve depicting the Royal Dyche as a cocktail bar...

Is he working there?

ClaretsPadiham · Post by **ClaretsPadiham** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:36 am

Nathan Tella viewing his new 2 bedroom house up Stoops.

Jimscho · Post by **Jimscho** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:47 am

Parachutists landing on Cricket Field stand and one of them is the new signing dropping in.

Foshiznik · Post by **Foshiznik** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:57 am

I'd have the player re-enacting one of the world famous Turf Moor half time dog shows.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:03 am

Foshiznik wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:57 am
I'd have the player re-enacting one of the world famous Turf Moor half time dog shows.

brilliant.

ArmchairDetective · Post by **ArmchairDetective** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:07 am

Ashes at Old Trafford.

England batter hits it for a six. Caught by a chap in the crowd. Who is the chap. None other than James Trafford wearing his Burnley shirt and goalie gloves. Cue celebratory music of Tom Hark.

Oops. A bit late with this one.

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:08 am

Got to be a good Forrest Gump or Happy Gilmore clip out there.

Do we have to pay to use the the material with copyright?

Foshiznik · Post by **Foshiznik** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:10 am

Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:08 am
Got to be a good Forrest Gump or Happy Gilmore clip out there.

Do we have to pay to use the the material with copyright?

I assume yes, but by the time any copyright strike hits, the player has been announced, so not an issue just to delete it.

Pearcey · Post by **Pearcey** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:40 am

I’d do Derek Redmond limping to the finishing line with his Dad and make the finishing line the Turf.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 11:46 am

Claret Tony typing away on his laptop, a voice going no,try again,ditto then the laptop held up with the incorrectly spelt new players name,and selling club new signing leans down spells club and name then says Up the Clarets as they all seem to do.

No offence Tony!

It Is What It Is · Post by **It Is What It Is** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 1:08 pm

The clip from Jaws when Quint and Hooper are talking about tattoos..then the banging of the shark on the hull.. the cabin .door opening and new signing walks in...

ŽižkovClaret · Post by **ŽižkovClaret** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 1:13 pm

Umbrella by Rhianna with "Burnley signed Nathan Tella" at the end sung by Alan Pace

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 1:34 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:32 pm
Something from an American TV show like Brookly Nine-Nine

Called it

Croydon Claret · Post by **Croydon Claret** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:08 pm

Got to be a clip involving the "Here's Johnny" scene from The Shining.

HahaYeah · Post by **HahaYeah** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:16 pm

Croydon Claret wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:08 pm
Got to be a clip involving the "Here's Johnny" scene from The Shining.

Still wouldn't be as disturbing as the tellytubbies.

HahaYeah · Post by **HahaYeah** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:17 pm

Jimscho wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:47 am
Parachutists landing on Cricket Field stand and one of them is the new signing dropping in.

That's a brilliant idea!

depechedingle · Post by **depechedingle** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:39 pm

The Fast Show

Channel 9 Neus

depechedingle · Post by **depechedingle** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:39 pm

HahaYeah wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:16 pm
Still wouldn't be as disturbing as the tellytubbies.

I thought the telletubbies one was just plain weird.

depechedingle · Post by **depechedingle** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:42 pm

Oliver,

Please sir I want so more.

MORE MORE!!!

More signings sir, announce mystery player.

depechedingle · Post by **depechedingle** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:43 pm

Shawshank Redemption.

A fair few possibilities

Pickles · Post by **Pickles** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:56 pm

You either go current or retro and mass appeal or niche appeal. It's player dependent too, if there's an obvious link with the player signing then that's a bonus.

A lot of the people viewing and sharing these videos are of an age where the 90s is either nostalgic for them, or something they've seen on TV.

So with that thinking I'd maybe go for a 90s Power Rangers clip.

Sutton-Claret · Post by **Sutton-Claret** » Fri Jul 21, 2023 3:12 pm

A Phoenix Nights sketch.... Player has been facepainted like a tiger as per young Kenny.... however this time it isn't permanent and wipes off to reveal new player.....

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