Seemingly any new "phenomena" or concept now gets a -flation suffix.
We now have
Shrinkflation
Scrimpflation
And probably many more.
Pick a word or identify any discernible trend and add the -flation suffic to copyright your new concept.
Mine is cortadoflation named after 'cortado' coffee. The trend it describes is the increasing numbers of ridiculously large swigging coffees available in your local coffee station/cafe.
The first law of cortadoflation is that the number of options for your coffee always goes up but never down.
The second law of cortadoflation states that these coffee drinks are largely indiscernible from one another.
The third law of cortadoflation states that you will be asked if you'd like to syrup pouring into your coffee to mask the flavour.
hamflation
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Buxtonclaret
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Re: hamflation
Horseflation would probably get a lot of use over Eeeeewood way
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Re: hamflation
Taylflation
The longer he doesn't play, the better Charlie Taylor gets and the more desperate we are to have him in the starting XI.
The longer he doesn't play, the better Charlie Taylor gets and the more desperate we are to have him in the starting XI.
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Re: hamflation
I can tell you that the equine market has gone backwards!Buxtonclaret wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2023 12:18 pmHorseflation would probably get a lot of use over Eeeeewood way
Re: hamflation
Flatuflation - puts the 'f' into farts.
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Re: hamflation
Wingflation. Supply exceeding demand for wingers.
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Middle-agedClaret
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Re: hamflation
Rantflation. A term to describe the ever increasing reactions of certain posters to opinions with which they disagree.
Re: hamflation
Spamflation ... 26 emails today in Spam this morning, only 21 yesterday morning 
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Middle-agedClaret
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Re: hamflation
It’s a consequence of those dodgy sites you’re signed-up to….mainly that uptheclarets.com
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Re: hamflation
Inkflation.
The larger a lady is, the more tattoos she will have.
Notice: I am not saying larger body size and tattoos are bad things. Just pointing out the correlation.
Probably got blue hair as well.
The larger a lady is, the more tattoos she will have.
Notice: I am not saying larger body size and tattoos are bad things. Just pointing out the correlation.
Probably got blue hair as well.
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Re: hamflation
Sandeflation
Slow depreciation of Mr Berge?
Slow depreciation of Mr Berge?