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Marrakesh - do's and dont's please
Going in January just for a week.
Been to Morocco before but not Marrakesh. I know it's going to be busy and bustling and lots of people trying to get you to buy this and that but if you have been before, what are the absolute must see's and thing to avoid?
Thanks in advance.
Been to Morocco before but not Marrakesh. I know it's going to be busy and bustling and lots of people trying to get you to buy this and that but if you have been before, what are the absolute must see's and thing to avoid?
Thanks in advance.
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Re: Marrakesh - do's and dont's please
Just say no.
We were there and got drawn in by a friendly local who offered to show us the way to our hotel.
We were having a meeting there at six and were in danger of running late.
We knew we could only have been ten minutes walking distance away max but, after a few minutes of passing tat stall after tat stall and noticing a few knowing nods between our "guide" and the stallholders, we realised we were being done.
I stopped the guy and said that was it we were off and, yup you guessed it, he asked for money.
Thoroughly hacked off, I told him he could do one and he was getting a bit shirty.
I'd heard of this trick before so I thought I'd give it a go - I pointed into the distance and said loudly, "Oh, there's the police, maybe they can help us." and started walking off towards where I'd pointed.
The bloke disappeared in a split second.
Daft thing is, I'd have happily paid him to get us back to the hotel in time.
Just be careful of anybody who is not 100% official offering you anything.
Having said that, it's an incredible place, you'll have a great time.
We were there and got drawn in by a friendly local who offered to show us the way to our hotel.
We were having a meeting there at six and were in danger of running late.
We knew we could only have been ten minutes walking distance away max but, after a few minutes of passing tat stall after tat stall and noticing a few knowing nods between our "guide" and the stallholders, we realised we were being done.
I stopped the guy and said that was it we were off and, yup you guessed it, he asked for money.
Thoroughly hacked off, I told him he could do one and he was getting a bit shirty.
I'd heard of this trick before so I thought I'd give it a go - I pointed into the distance and said loudly, "Oh, there's the police, maybe they can help us." and started walking off towards where I'd pointed.
The bloke disappeared in a split second.
Daft thing is, I'd have happily paid him to get us back to the hotel in time.
Just be careful of anybody who is not 100% official offering you anything.
Having said that, it's an incredible place, you'll have a great time.
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We got a guide to show us around, would get a recommended one! Was pretty cheap and made other people hassle you less.
Careful with the roads, which are beyond bonkers, bikes heavy loaded and with kids, donkeys, cars, everything and lanes mean nothing.
Also ensure you have cash as many places won't take card and cash machines aren't that easy to find.
Food very cheap but confirm prices if not mentioned, and have cash! Remember no booze there either.
Best experience we did was actually a camel ride just outside, at sunset, but lots to see and do.
Careful with the roads, which are beyond bonkers, bikes heavy loaded and with kids, donkeys, cars, everything and lanes mean nothing.
Also ensure you have cash as many places won't take card and cash machines aren't that easy to find.
Food very cheap but confirm prices if not mentioned, and have cash! Remember no booze there either.
Best experience we did was actually a camel ride just outside, at sunset, but lots to see and do.
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Re: Marrakesh - do's and dont's please
To start with: I've been 4/5 times and have never had any problems. I love it there, you'll have a wonderful time.
Do's: walk around and get lost in the Jemaa el Fna - there are numerous little alleys and souks tucked away. Eat dinner upstairs on the terrace at NOMAD restaurant then go to Cafe Zeitoun for a mint tea and pastries overlooking the main square in the evening. Visit the Jewish quarter, Saadian Tombs and Le Jardin Majorelle. Do buy an orange juice in the main square but ask for it to be freshly squeezed in front of you.
Don't: allow a local (usually a kid) to give you directions, they'll usually lead you on a wild good chase and then demand you give them a load of cash for the privilege. The signage within the Souks can also be tampered with - use Apple/Google maps instead. Don't take pictures of any religious ceremonies/inside any mosques you may walk past. I wouldn't recommend you eat at one of the many tables in the main square - the price is hiked up for tourists and they don't let you order from the menu, as much as you request to.
If you have time; book a two day trip into the atlas mountains to stay with a berber tribe in the desert. It's a magical experience even if you spend hours in a minibus to get there (and riding a camel at the other end may bruise your knackers!).
I'll add more when I think of it!
Enjoy!
Do's: walk around and get lost in the Jemaa el Fna - there are numerous little alleys and souks tucked away. Eat dinner upstairs on the terrace at NOMAD restaurant then go to Cafe Zeitoun for a mint tea and pastries overlooking the main square in the evening. Visit the Jewish quarter, Saadian Tombs and Le Jardin Majorelle. Do buy an orange juice in the main square but ask for it to be freshly squeezed in front of you.
Don't: allow a local (usually a kid) to give you directions, they'll usually lead you on a wild good chase and then demand you give them a load of cash for the privilege. The signage within the Souks can also be tampered with - use Apple/Google maps instead. Don't take pictures of any religious ceremonies/inside any mosques you may walk past. I wouldn't recommend you eat at one of the many tables in the main square - the price is hiked up for tourists and they don't let you order from the menu, as much as you request to.
If you have time; book a two day trip into the atlas mountains to stay with a berber tribe in the desert. It's a magical experience even if you spend hours in a minibus to get there (and riding a camel at the other end may bruise your knackers!).
I'll add more when I think of it!
Enjoy!
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Re: Marrakesh - do's and dont's please
Fantastic - will have a look at those restaurants in advance.LDNBFC87 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:05 amTo start with: I've been 4/5 times and have never had any problems. I love it there, you'll have a wonderful time.
Do's: walk around and get lost in the Jemaa el Fna - there are numerous little alleys and souks tucked away. Eat dinner upstairs on the terrace at NOMAD restaurant then go to Cafe Zeitoun for a mint tea and pastries overlooking the main square in the evening. Visit the Jewish quarter, Saadian Tombs and Le Jardin Majorelle. Do buy an orange juice in the main square but ask for it to be freshly squeezed in front of you.
Enjoy!
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Me and my partner went to Marrakesh a couple of weeks ago. We stayed in a Riad in the Medina (old centre).What a fantastic experience. Seemed very traditional. A real old Arabic style city. Had a great time but you're right to have your wits about you.
Around the Medina (old centre) there's lots of people that will try to 'take you there for free no money just thanks'. A couple of times they then passed us on to their friend that did want money. This happens very fast and we didn't realise at first what was going on until it dawned on us that they'll want some cash. We just refused and said we didn't ask you to do this. They looked annoyed but nothing bad came out of it. Just got to feel comfortable standing your ground. If they same there's some kind of festival going on, e.g festival of colour, chances are there isn't, it's just their shop.
A couple of highlights:
Sunset dinner in the desert including a camel ride. This is hosted by the berber people (original inhabitants). Wasn't keen on a camel ride at first but it was included in the trip. A great laugh in the end. Booked via Get Your Guide app.
We booked a pottery class too which was great. Also via that app.
Bacha Coffee. A fancy cafe with something like 200 coffees available. Looks a bit like a Wes Anderson film. Seemed expensive for Marrakesh but exceptional service and wouldn't be pricy for the UK.
If you want a beer its worth researching which restaurants serve alcohol. There are places that do but lots of places that don't. You'll find plenty of mock tails at those places instead.
Have a good one!
Around the Medina (old centre) there's lots of people that will try to 'take you there for free no money just thanks'. A couple of times they then passed us on to their friend that did want money. This happens very fast and we didn't realise at first what was going on until it dawned on us that they'll want some cash. We just refused and said we didn't ask you to do this. They looked annoyed but nothing bad came out of it. Just got to feel comfortable standing your ground. If they same there's some kind of festival going on, e.g festival of colour, chances are there isn't, it's just their shop.
A couple of highlights:
Sunset dinner in the desert including a camel ride. This is hosted by the berber people (original inhabitants). Wasn't keen on a camel ride at first but it was included in the trip. A great laugh in the end. Booked via Get Your Guide app.
We booked a pottery class too which was great. Also via that app.
Bacha Coffee. A fancy cafe with something like 200 coffees available. Looks a bit like a Wes Anderson film. Seemed expensive for Marrakesh but exceptional service and wouldn't be pricy for the UK.
If you want a beer its worth researching which restaurants serve alcohol. There are places that do but lots of places that don't. You'll find plenty of mock tails at those places instead.
Have a good one!
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Re: Marrakesh - do's and dont's please
It's a great place, by the way. Like nowhere else I've been. Don't let my second paragraph put you off!
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I'm relatively used to that and just being firm. I lived in Nazareth for a year when I was 18 and that was quite daunting at first in the souk's but you just got used to it. Need to brush up on my basic Arabic like "bggr off" and "no chance" before we go !ArmchairDetective wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:24 amIt's a great place, by the way. Like nowhere else I've been. Don't let my second paragraph put you off!
Thanks for the info.
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Re: Marrakesh - do's and dont's please
Loved the place, as well as saying no make sure you don't make eye contact I was told.
Jemaa el fna is madness on speed
Jemaa el fna is madness on speed
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La Choukran (pronounced shokran) is a polite 'no thank you' locally. We didn't learn bugger off unfortunatelyGuller Bull wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:39 amI'm relatively used to that and just being firm. I lived in Nazareth for a year when I was 18 and that was quite daunting at first in the souk's but you just got used to it. Need to brush up on my basic Arabic like "bggr off" and "no chance" before we go !
Thanks for the info.
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I worked with Arabic kids in an orphanage so I learnt to swear far more fluently than I learnt anything else!
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I would sum it up as the marvellous madness of Marrakech.
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The brothels sell ale. Cheap as chips. And the ale is quite reasonabley priced too.
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The Koutoubia Mosque is worth visiting.
Re: Marrakesh - do's and dont's please
Do's :
1. Stay there a long long time.
2. Sing "Anass, Anass Zaroury runs down the wing for me" every time a local converses with you.
3. Walk at top speed at all times thus avoiding all scammers and hawkers.
Dont's :
1. Walk round the main square with a placard saying "All Moroccans smell of rotting fish heads".
2. Appear dazed whilst repeatedly saying " your skunk has gone straight to my nut".
3. Wear a Holy Custard T shirt as you may get mugged.
Stick to my advice and it's all aboard the enjoyment express.
1. Stay there a long long time.
2. Sing "Anass, Anass Zaroury runs down the wing for me" every time a local converses with you.
3. Walk at top speed at all times thus avoiding all scammers and hawkers.
Dont's :
1. Walk round the main square with a placard saying "All Moroccans smell of rotting fish heads".
2. Appear dazed whilst repeatedly saying " your skunk has gone straight to my nut".
3. Wear a Holy Custard T shirt as you may get mugged.
Stick to my advice and it's all aboard the enjoyment express.
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Re: Marrakesh - do's and dont's please
A brilliant place to visit esp if you stay in a riad in the medina. Been twice, most recently 2 months ago when I was surprised how little evidence of the recent earthquake there was in the city.
Wish I could remember the names of a fantastic rooftop restaurant we ate at and also a brilliant tiled drinking den we stumbled across upstairs at one end of Jmma el Fnaa but a good “posh” interlude is cocktails at the Mamounia hotel. It’s just down the road behind the Koutoubia mosque and is where Churchill used to stay . Nice gardens at the back of the hotel and air conditioned luxury in the bar.
I’d echo the warnings about accepting “help” from the locals when you, inevitably, get lost in the soukhs.
Wish I could remember the names of a fantastic rooftop restaurant we ate at and also a brilliant tiled drinking den we stumbled across upstairs at one end of Jmma el Fnaa but a good “posh” interlude is cocktails at the Mamounia hotel. It’s just down the road behind the Koutoubia mosque and is where Churchill used to stay . Nice gardens at the back of the hotel and air conditioned luxury in the bar.
I’d echo the warnings about accepting “help” from the locals when you, inevitably, get lost in the soukhs.
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Just a quick last bump of this thread before we go on Friday.
Thanks for the advice and recommendations so far.
Any more for anymore? Cant wait to see/feel a bit of warm sun.
Thanks for the advice and recommendations so far.
Any more for anymore? Cant wait to see/feel a bit of warm sun.
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Booked my flight for my visit for work. Staying in the Radisson Blu which is a 20 min drive from the airport. How is the best way to get there. Will I get stung by taxi fairs?
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Will you go via the Express?
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Don’t take your blonde wife/kids