Dinner Party's Help Needed

[Devils_Advocate]

I'm getting dragged along to a dinner party this weekend and wanted to get some good old UTC's advice on what kind of topics get discussed so I can brush up on them?

A lad at work went to one for NYE and made the mistake of bringing up women's rights and was treated like a social leper (schoolboy error). So come on posters what is your go to dinner party conversation starter?

[Croydon Claret]

I usually find that the subject of a potential merger of Cunard and P&O helps to break the ice

[Wokingclaret]

VAR should sort it

[Cheshireclaret]

Might I suggest watching the film Borat - he attends a dinner party and I think it goes reasonably well and should set the tone for a fun evening...........

[levraiclaret]

I'm getting dragged along to a dinner party this weekend and wanted to get some good old UTC's advice on what kind of topics get discussed so I can brush up on them?

A lad at work went to one for NYE and made the mistake of bringing up women's rights and was treated like a social leper (schoolboy error). So come on posters what is your go to dinner party conversation starter?

Avoid Religion, Politics and Womens rights and stick to sport , music, films annd holday destinations.

[kentonclaret]

Don’t mention Brexit and avoid asking the host how much they paid for the property.

[Devils_Advocate]

Avoid Religion, Politics and Womens rights and stick to sport , music, films annd holday destinations.

What about if its full of those leftie types who wear their "progressive" views like a fashion accessory?

[DCWat]

Lob your keys into the centre of the dinner table and wink at any of the ladies that catches your eye.

[dougcollins]

Parties.

Sorted.

[Spiral]

The Ministry of Truth publishes its latest diktat this coming Thursday, so you should have summat to talk about on't weekend, which is good timing.

[Leisure]

What about if its full of those leftie types who wear their "progressive" views like a fashion accessory?

Pretend to be deaf!

[Newcastleclaret93]

Lob your keys into the centre of the dinner table and wink at any of the ladies that catches your eye.

Had to log in just to like that

[Bosscat]

Wheres Pstotto when this sort of advice needed

[aclaretinstevenage]

Why not stick to your UTC persona, you know let someone give an opinion on something and then put an opposing view. Hours of fun guaranteed!

[Volvoclaret]

Favourite sexual position.

[ClaretsPadiham]

I just get the bag of coke out and people open up and talk about everything.

[Clovius Boofus]

What about if it's full of those leftie types who wear their "progressive" views like a fashion accessory?

Well if that was the case, I would make sure I was appropriately dressed. I'd turn up wearing a 'Let's Make Britain Great' baseball cap and a Reform UK t-shirt.

[Volvoclaret]

I'm outing Clovius as Ann Widdecombe

[Darthlaw]

Go with the easy topics where healthy calm debate ensues.

Brexit, Trump and Trans rights.

If struggling, just mention your mates with Andrew Tate. Folks love him.

[TheFamilyCat]

Muric or Trafford.

[Volvoclaret]

SD or VK ?

[Bigvince]

How about a nice chat about Peter Risdales fish tank during his Leeds years!

[Bosscat]

How about a nice chat about Peter Risdales fish tank during his Leeds years!

[Targetman]

You could always show them some of your more jovial posts from this message board!

[Joe14]

Ask their thoughts on our set pieces/ throw in’s this season.

[levraiclaret]

What about if its full of those leftie types who wear their "progressive" views like a fashion accessory?

Just be your usual charming self.

[Crookedbillet]

I always like to suggest a game of

' Things that you can say during sex and whilst having Christmas Dinner with the inlaws '

[Claret Till I Die]

Ask why wedding dresses & kitchen appliances are generally both white....

[distortiondave]

I always like to suggest a game of

' Things that you can say during sex and whilst having Christmas Dinner with the inlaws '

No thanks, uncle Jim, I'm full as it is.

[Funkydrummer]

Don't break wind,

If you do, blame the dog.

[FCBurnley]

Are the hosts short of friends

[Lowbankclaret]

Talk about cars, it’s a neutral subject.

After that I bore people with the benefits of solar.

[bfcjg]

Do you prick your sausage always get a conversation going.

[jos]

Wear a pair of large headphones, sorted.

[BaronGarcia]

Reminded me of this Harry Enfield sketch .... perhaps not so PC today though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

[LoveCurryPies]

The subjects to avoid....rising house prices, schools, Taylor Swift....because they are boring!!

[The Shire Claret]

Can everyone agree that Red Dwarf is under rated and still going strong to this day.... If you disagree you're a complete and utter Smeg Pot...

Pass me the carrots Bev...