Words not to be used in the same sentence

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Hipper » Sat Jan 20, 2024 4:48 pm

Jakubclaret wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2024 3:40 pm
It depends on the situation whether you've got family, you hardly have freedom anyway if you have bills & mouths to feed or tied to a dead end job you despise but need to continue with. It can turn your life around for the better if you make most of the opportunities afforded, I wouldn't be opposed to going to prison I'd fancy a stint in there myself to be honest but I'm not the kind of person to commit a crime to get there.
You can still walk away from your family or job.

Whilst I've never been in prison I have been in a police cell before being interviewed for a possible wrong doing. Whilst I'd done nothing wrong it didn't make much of a difference to my thinking that I've just been locked up against my wishes and had to do what other people wanted until it was sorted out.

I hope you are not being serious regarding going to prison. There do seem to be different categories of prisons but nevertheless.... I know a person who has been in prison, for good reason, and he doesn't recommend it.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Jakubclaret » Sat Jan 20, 2024 5:01 pm

Hipper wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2024 4:48 pm
You can still walk away from your family or job.

Whilst I've never been in prison I have been in a police cell before being interviewed for a possible wrong doing. Whilst I'd done nothing wrong it didn't make much of a difference to my thinking that I've just been locked up against my wishes and had to do what other people wanted until it was sorted out.

I hope you are not being serious regarding going to prison. There do seem to be different categories of prisons but nevertheless.... I know a person who has been in prison, for good reason, and he doesn't recommend it.
Like I said it depends on ones own circumstances, I certainly wouldn't be opposed to getting instant access to see a GP straightaway or free dental care & the opportunity to learn new skills does appeal & not having to cook or clean, like anything in moderation after a bit you might get bored, if I had young children/grandchildren no I'd want to see them grow up but say as a middle-aged single bloke with no family what the hell let's have a do, in for a penny.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Middle-agedClaret » Sat Jan 20, 2024 5:06 pm

UTC posts/absence of bickering

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Volvoclaret » Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:57 pm

Eddie/ Tory
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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Bosscat » Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:00 pm

Volvo/Claret 😉

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Volvoclaret » Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:12 pm

Bosscat/Lancastrian
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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Bosscat » Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:14 pm

Volvoclaret wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:12 pm
Bosscat/Lancastrian
😉

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by aclaretinstevenage » Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:29 pm

Jamie Carragher / Intelligible comment
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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Swizzlestick » Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:58 pm

Jakubclaret wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2024 5:01 pm
Like I said it depends on ones own circumstances, I certainly wouldn't be opposed to getting instant access to see a GP straightaway or free dental care & the opportunity to learn new skills does appeal & not having to cook or clean, like anything in moderation after a bit you might get bored, if I had young children/grandchildren no I'd want to see them grow up but say as a middle-aged single bloke with no family what the hell let's have a do, in for a penny.
Can we get ‘Jakub Behind Bars’ commissioned please?

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Tufty » Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:02 pm

Fat/bitch

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Shaggy » Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:03 pm

Dyche/entertainment

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:48 pm

Unfortunately I only finished page one of the "A&E Hell" before it was pulled. I assume page 2 continued with Jakub wittering on about prisons.

Seems he's trying to get another thread pulled because of his guff.
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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Bosscat » Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:52 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:48 pm
Unfortunately I only finished page one of the "A&E Hell" before it was pulled. I assume page 2 continued with Jakub wittering on about prisons.

Seems he's trying to get another thread pulled because of his guff.
Ignore it then ... best way to deal with it 😉
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Post by RammyClaret61 » Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:54 pm

VAR/improving the game
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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by boatshed bill » Sat Jan 20, 2024 9:17 pm

Blackburn/ pleasant

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by MrTopTier » Sat Jan 20, 2024 9:23 pm

Prince Andrew
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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Rick_Muller » Sat Jan 20, 2024 9:49 pm

Honest politician

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by bfcjg » Sun Jan 21, 2024 9:18 am

Farting/women

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Post by Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Sun Jan 21, 2024 9:36 am

Twix/cheap

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Sozturf7 » Sun Jan 21, 2024 9:50 am

On here..... Common sense.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by South West Claret. » Sun Jan 21, 2024 9:52 am

Voting Conservative and decency.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by yTib » Sun Jan 21, 2024 10:01 am

muchacho/ronaldo

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by bfcjg » Sun Jan 21, 2024 10:22 am

Blackburn/ HAPPA.

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Post by Bigbopper » Sun Jan 21, 2024 10:26 am

Starmer/ decisive

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Nori1958 » Sun Jan 21, 2024 10:30 am

boatshed bill wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2024 9:17 pm
Blackburn/ pleasant
Burnley/lovely

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Post by jos » Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:18 am

Definite / Possibility

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by ClaretinJapan » Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:50 am

John / Bond

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Quicknick » Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:29 am

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:06 pm
Britain/tolerance
The British are very tolerant.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by South West Claret. » Mon Jan 22, 2024 8:27 am

Israel and decency.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by evensteadiereddie » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:03 am

Quicknick wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:29 am
The British are very tolerant.
Mmm, not so sure about that.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Quicknick » Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:55 am

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:03 am
Mmm, not so sure about that.
I am. I have lived in three countries as well as England. England has to be the easiest place to live as a foreigner.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Quicknick » Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:55 am

South West Claret. wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 8:27 am
Israel and decency.
Hamas and decency.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Tribesmen » Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:58 am

Trump / honest

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Quicknick » Mon Jan 22, 2024 12:07 pm

Tribesmen wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:58 am
Trump / honest
Blair / honest

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Post by Pearcey » Mon Jan 22, 2024 12:12 pm

Avocado / tasty

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Jakubclaret » Mon Jan 22, 2024 12:12 pm

Brexit/nonsense.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by South West Claret. » Mon Jan 22, 2024 1:44 pm

Quicknick wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:55 am
Hamas and decency.
He who cast the first stone.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by LDNBFC87 » Mon Jan 22, 2024 1:45 pm

Tories / Trustworthy

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by MrTopTier » Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:04 pm

Jakubclaret wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 12:12 pm
Brexit/nonsense.
In fact these are the only two words when put together that actually form a logical sentence.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Jakubclaret » Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:11 pm

MrTopTier wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:04 pm
In fact these are the only two words when put together that actually form a logical sentence.
I'll respectfully disagree.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by yTib » Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:15 pm

Jakubclaret wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:11 pm
I'll respectfully disagree.
i'll respectfully say you have a toilet brain. :P

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Jakubclaret » Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:19 pm

yTib wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:15 pm
i'll respectfully say you have a toilet brain. :P
My qualifications say anything but.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by evensteadiereddie » Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:47 pm

Quicknick wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:55 am
I am. I have lived in three countries as well as England. England has to be the easiest place to live as a foreigner.
You're white, middle class, not a Scot, not a cyclist, not interested in electric vehicles, not troubled by global warming, not anti racism, not an advocate of women's rights or gay rights or disabled rights I'm guessing.
On second thoughts, perhaps the first two were enough.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by evensteadiereddie » Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:47 pm

Jakubclaret wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:19 pm
My qualifications say anything but.
Genuine question. What are they?

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:50 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:47 pm
Genuine question. What are they?
20 metre front crawl and 10 metre backstroke
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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by bfcjg » Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:50 pm

Qualifications are what are awarded when you have passed an exam or completed a course.
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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by evensteadiereddie » Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:59 pm

Very good, bfcjg.
I was actually more interested in Jakub's qualifications.
He seems to equate gaining said qualifications as a sure sign of his wit and perception.
I know he reckoned to be a counsellor of some description but I'm not sure whether this was on a professional or well meaning amateur basis.
I'm intrigued.
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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by evensteadiereddie » Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:00 pm

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:50 pm
20 metre front crawl and 10 metre backstroke
:lol:

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by Quicknick » Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:59 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:47 pm
You're white, middle class, not a Scot, not a cyclist, not interested in electric vehicles, not troubled by global warming, not anti racism, not an advocate of women's rights or gay rights or disabled rights I'm guessing.
On second thoughts, perhaps the first two were enough.
And you think people in those categories would fare better in the other countries I have lived in. You need to get around. See the world.

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Re: Words not to be used in the same sentence

Post by evensteadiereddie » Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:35 pm

I've probably been to more countries than you have buddy but that's not the point.
Im talking about this country and, yes, you are tolerated if you are settled in the safe, comfortable bubble allude.
We may be more "tolerant" than other countries, and thank God for that, but a quick trawl through this board's and other Internet sites' topics will show you levels of intolerance and hatred that are extremely worrying and which seem to be getting worse.
So, thanks for the advice on travelling more - I usually get stick on here for travelling too much - but I think the inconvenient truth is that you're kidding yourself.

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