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Hypothetical Sex Party
Lets just say a Premier League footballer held a sex party which was attended by lets say 19 players and again lets say 11 had tested positive for COVID from 2 clubs, on top of that staff from both clubs had attended and tested positive for COVID. Also a hypothetical individual had hired a private jet from Germany to attend said pretend make believe party.
What should be the punishments for firstly the players, secondly to the clubs who are supposed to be maintaining bubbles and then cancelling games.
What should be the punishments for firstly the players, secondly to the clubs who are supposed to be maintaining bubbles and then cancelling games.
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Did you just post this to see how many minutes it lasts until it is removed? I fear the inevitable!
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Hypothetically, nothing.
Until any sort of facts are established, the whole exercise is a waste of time.
Hopefully the Prem will look into these rumours, butI don't give it a second thoughts. It might all be chinese whispers.
Until any sort of facts are established, the whole exercise is a waste of time.
Hopefully the Prem will look into these rumours, butI don't give it a second thoughts. It might all be chinese whispers.
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That's just a crazy story, no one would be so stupid, not even footballers...... would they
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Internal, oooer, punishments for the players involved, any games where the clubs feel unable to field a side should be forfeited.
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There is a reason Everton have been so strong in their demand for full disclosure I think, players have whatsapp/snapchat accounts and know what they are all doing
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I haven't been to a sex party for ages.
As for the footballers, they should all receive lengthy bans for endangering lives of others, especially as some have already broken these rules before.
As for the footballers, they should all receive lengthy bans for endangering lives of others, especially as some have already broken these rules before.
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If this story is true Fulham should be given a points deduction
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I can’t imagine 20 footballers attending a ‘sex’ party. This rumour is getting sillier by the hour.
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The full story will be printed in The News of the World this Sunday get to the shop early as this edition will sell out quickly.
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If you've gotta ask then you're probably never gonna be invited.
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Sexmas party?
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Bonus...GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:41 amIf you've gotta ask then you're probably never gonna be invited.
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Will be interesting if it's true tho
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As long as they wore face masks for 'protection', kept a social distance - presumably only the most well endowed males could be involved - and washed their hands afterwards I don't see the problem.
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Expect internal reviews and fines and pathetic apologies.
Walker in particular (if the allegations are proven)should be singled out, as this is the fourth time he has broken the rules.
The reality is, is that the sanctions in place will not be used and the individuals will get dealt with but no points deduction. January transfer window could be interesting at City.
Walker in particular (if the allegations are proven)should be singled out, as this is the fourth time he has broken the rules.
The reality is, is that the sanctions in place will not be used and the individuals will get dealt with but no points deduction. January transfer window could be interesting at City.
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Disgusting . Any hypothetical pictures? Purely for research purposes.
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Cleveleys_claret wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:20 amLets just say a Premier League footballer held a sex party which was attended by lets say 19 players and again lets say 11 had tested positive for COVID from 2 clubs, on top of that staff from both clubs had attended and tested positive for COVID. Also a hypothetical individual had hired a private jet from Germany to attend said pretend make believe party.
What should be the punishments for firstly the players, secondly to the clubs who are supposed to be maintaining bubbles and then cancelling games.
Penalty to Man Utd
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I can assure you....not. so Sid...you enter the room...do you hang your coat up?.or on it as a party trick....do you dance around handbags etc.going whoopeeee...set the Ball rolling for me...I'm intrigued. I dont like parties at the best of times tbh. Enlighten me.
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My kyle walker post got removed within seconds yest hahaCleveleys_claret wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:20 amLets just say a Premier League footballer held a sex party which was attended by lets say 19 players and again lets say 11 had tested positive for COVID from 2 clubs, on top of that staff from both clubs had attended and tested positive for COVID. Also a hypothetical individual had hired a private jet from Germany to attend said pretend make believe party.
What should be the punishments for firstly the players, secondly to the clubs who are supposed to be maintaining bubbles and then cancelling games.
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Prior to Covid, I used to attend one regularly.tim_noone wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:22 amI can assure you....not. so Sid...you enter the room...do you hang your coat up?.or on it as a party trick....do you dance around handbags etc.going whoopeeee...set the Ball rolling for me...I'm intrigued. I dont like parties at the best of times tbh. Enlighten me.
Held in a "club"
So its got a bar for socialising, then plenty of rooms /areas for the fun to happen.
Some people go to play with anyone.
Some couples go to play with each other but to let others watch.
Some couples go to play with each other but with door on their room shut, but I suppose the thrill is knowing people are able to hear them.
Some people don't play at all and just go to watch, or to see what it's about.
I'm looking forward to life going back to my normal,
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Hypothetical Sex Party is a good name for a band.
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Ahhhhh......you mean an orgy. Do you have a number please.GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:37 amPrior to Covid, I used to attend one regularly.
Held in a "club"
So its got a bar for socialising, then plenty of rooms /areas for the fun to happen.
Some people go to play with anyone.
Some couples go to play with each other but to let others watch.
Some couples go to play with each other but with door on their room shut, but I suppose the thrill is knowing people are able to hear them.
Some people don't play at all and just go to watch, or to see what it's about.
I'm looking forward to life going back to my normal,
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Sids Cellar just sold Lager crisps and Pork scratching.
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The idea sounds intriguing, I like to imagine its full of good looking well-toned sexy women doing all things imaginable... like you’d see in a Hollywood film
In reality though it’ll be chav mums being done by lorry drivers like you’d see shared on a camera-phone
In reality though it’ll be chav mums being done by lorry drivers like you’d see shared on a camera-phone
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Big bother for Mr Walker if these online rumours are true. Will be interesting if he/City/Fulham release a statement today.
Either teams should forfeit games missed due to this issue if true.
Either teams should forfeit games missed due to this issue if true.
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Is this the story from 11 May ? Or, have I missed something over Christmas? Is there ANOTHER episode?
"Walker is facing disciplinary action from the Premier League club over a lockdown breach in April, when he was reported to have hosted a party involving two sex workers. City said the player had "directly contravened" his responsibility as a role model"
"Walker is facing disciplinary action from the Premier League club over a lockdown breach in April, when he was reported to have hosted a party involving two sex workers. City said the player had "directly contravened" his responsibility as a role model"
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Let me know when it opens again mate, I’m thereGodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:46 amNo, it's not an orgy, that's a different thing altogether, I know that because I've been to those too
You'll have to look online to find your local swingers group
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Probably not even as good as chav mums!claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:57 amThe idea sounds intriguing, I like to imagine its full of good looking we’ll toned sexy women doing all things imaginable...
In reality though it’ll be chav mums being done by lorry drivers
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Allegedly missed another, much worse, likely to be bull but you just never know with Kyle Walker, there was the video of his dog and Mrs quite a few years ago. Odd blokeRalphCoatesComb wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:58 amIs this the story from 11 May ? Or, have I missed something over Christmas? Is there ANOTHER episode?
"Walker is facing disciplinary action from the Premier League club over a lockdown breach in April, when he was reported to have hosted a party involving two sex workers. City said the player had "directly contravened" his responsibility as a role model"
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A new one, more recently. 19 PL players attended, including City & Fulham players, 11 caught Covid, leading to their match postponements. All unproven internet rumours but not denied either.RalphCoatesComb wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:58 amIs this the story from 11 May ? Or, have I missed something over Christmas? Is there ANOTHER episode?
"Walker is facing disciplinary action from the Premier League club over a lockdown breach in April, when he was reported to have hosted a party involving two sex workers. City said the player had "directly contravened" his responsibility as a role model"
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What?! Worse than breaching Covid restrictions, or visiting his sister in Yorkshire?
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Mixture of both at the ones I go to.claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:57 amThe idea sounds intriguing, I like to imagine its full of good looking well-toned sexy women doing all things imaginable... like you’d see in a Hollywood film
In reality though it’ll be chav mums being done by lorry drivers like you’d see shared on a camera-phone
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Tier 4 down here, so could be a while
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Fake news, fake news. Probably made up by some 9-year-old whose been given a laptop for Christmas
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Swing by for me on your way down lad
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Can you get a season ticket?GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:37 amPrior to Covid, I used to attend one regularly.
Held in a "club"
So its got a bar for socialising, then plenty of rooms /areas for the fun to happen.
Some people go to play with anyone.
Some couples go to play with each other but to let others watch.
Some couples go to play with each other but with door on their room shut, but I suppose the thrill is knowing people are able to hear them.
Some people don't play at all and just go to watch, or to see what it's about.
I'm looking forward to life going back to my normal,
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Free entry at the rear
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I see what you did there
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You can just imagine the late John Peel introducing them on his show
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Even if it’s true, I’m sure Man City will just cheat their way out of it, like everything else they do.
The corrupt *******.
The corrupt *******.
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I've been to a party in Essex, does this count ?