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95% of us are normal looking men, just like the women areAwayfromburnley wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 7:26 amI feel I have lived a sheltered life.
Can't help but think these places might make a bob or two after lockdown.
Are they all painfully handsome, 6pack and waxed fellas, or normal ones?
Asking for a mate.
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Not anywhere local then....GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 7:34 am95% of us are normal looking men, just like the women are
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This threads a burner!
Fair play to you GIADJ81 - loving your candidness (as opposed to candidiasis) - some great comments but you do realise you are never going to be post anything ordinary about football now without somebody smart arsing you. Ie “what’s Brownhills best position?” “Hang on I’ll just message GIADJ” etc etc
Might have to find a new username - which could be a whole new thread in itself.
Fair play to you GIADJ81 - loving your candidness (as opposed to candidiasis) - some great comments but you do realise you are never going to be post anything ordinary about football now without somebody smart arsing you. Ie “what’s Brownhills best position?” “Hang on I’ll just message GIADJ” etc etc
Might have to find a new username - which could be a whole new thread in itself.
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So I presume theres showering and changing facilities there, as well as security?GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:32 pmI've never gone home without getting something.
Leave whenever you're done or at closing time.
The one I usually attend starts at 9pm and finishes at 3am, maximum of 100 people allowed to attend, always fun to be had.
Also different things going on to watch, I had a really good chat with a Dom once whilst his sub was doing something that I didn't quite understand at the time.
That stuff isn't my thing, but he was quite happy to chat and explain it to anyone who wanted to talk.
What's the script regards wrapping your tool so to speak? As wearing socks in the bath is hardly everyone's cup of tea...
Also would it not be easier once attended and possibly found a like minded person or 2, to exchange numbers and then just meet without paying the £30-£80entrance fee, that money could be put to far better use then or other things whilst you're still both getting what you want and for free...
The cynic in me feels they could be quite a few workers on that maybe get a % of the door takings per job so is a glorified/safer brothel type place.
It's very interesting, I've lots of questions.
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Crabs?
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Here with their new EP is Hypothetical Sex Party.
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Of all the threads I expected to be trending post-takeover, this wasn’t one of them
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Never had anything like that and I get checked regularly
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Changing facilities yes, I don't think I've seen anyone use the showers tbh.MACCA wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 8:20 amSo I presume theres showering and changing facilities there, as well as security?
What's the script regards wrapping your tool so to speak? As wearing socks in the bath is hardly everyone's cup of tea...
Also would it not be easier once attended and possibly found a like minded person or 2, to exchange numbers and then just meet without paying the £30-£80entrance fee, that money could be put to far better use then or other things whilst you're still both getting what you want and for free...
The cynic in me feels they could be quite a few workers on that maybe get a % of the door takings per job so is a glorified/safer brothel type place.
It's very interesting, I've lots of questions.
Everyone has to play safe, you're not allowed to play otherwise and tbh I've never seen anyone not playing safe.
In regards to making a permanent deal with someone you've met there, you're assuming that both people are looking for a semi permanent deal.
I'm not, I've no interest in anything like that.
I can get it for free anyway, it's easy enough and I could get it this morning if I wanted to break the Covid rules, but the clubs offer something different and the chance to see different things, hence my comment earlier about the Dom/sub that I saw one night.
BDSM isn't my scene, but it's worth chatting to them who are into it in that sort of environment, understand it better.
I'm not sure what you're saying about workers, do you mean hookers?
Security - some places have it yes but these events generally police themselves because there is a large core of people who are regulars and know each other by sight, or name so they look out for each other etc.
They also make it clear that you may see things that you don't like/approve of but you've just got to move on, these nights aren't always just for straight people.
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Poor GIADJ isn’t going to be able to go to any of these parties now without being sat next to someone else in matching BFC boxers/socks....
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I should be fine so long as I stay down here in the south
If I hear a Burnley accent I might have to make a quick exit though
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Good on you, I say!GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 8:42 amChanging facilities yes, I don't think I've seen anyone use the showers tbh.
Everyone has to play safe, you're not allowed to play otherwise and tbh I've never seen anyone not playing safe.
In regards to making a permanent deal with someone you've met there, you're assuming that both people are looking for a semi permanent deal.
I'm not, I've no interest in anything like that.
I can get it for free anyway, it's easy enough and I could get it this morning if I wanted to break the Covid rules, but the clubs offer something different and the chance to see different things, hence my comment earlier about the Dom/sub that I saw one night.
BDSM isn't my scene, but it's worth chatting to them who are into it in that sort of environment, understand it better.
I'm not sure what you're saying about workers, do you mean hookers?
Security - some places have it yes but these events generally police themselves because there is a large core of people who are regulars and know each other by sight, or name so they look out for each other etc.
They also make it clear that you may see things that you don't like/approve of but you've just got to move on, these nights aren't always just for straight people.
All there for a good time, all leave having had a good time, it’s legal, where’s the harm.
Obviously not everyone’s cup of tea but I’d imagine it’s a lot more popular than people realise, most are probably quite private about it around friends & family.
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Not read this thread but where is this party? Time & date? (Asking for a friend)
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Is the bar area a pseudonym for a part of the body ?GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:00 amSome do, some don't.
Some wear latex outfits for example, both the men and the women.
Some women just wander around in lingerie.
Some blokes just have a towel wrapped around their waist so they're then still able to enter the bar area.
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I’ll second that, goo on you, I say
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Fascinating stuff, thank you.GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:11 amThe best birds are usually there with a spouse, so you've just got to wait for approval to play from them both.
Once they've given permission then we play, depending on what they want to do.
As for me, I just turn up, see what's going on, see who's worth playing with and see who's playing where.
Have you never nearly got into fisticuffs with the spouse because you've out-performed his usual efforts and attributes?
You should change your username to "Sid the Sexpest" based on my favourite Viz character Sid the Sexist back in the 80s and 90s
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Fisti and cuffs is not even the half of it
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No never had aggro, but in all fairness I'm not a small weedy looking kinda guytaio wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:25 amFascinating stuff, thank you.
Have you never nearly got into fisticuffs with the spouse because you've out-performed his usual efforts and attributes?
You should change your username to "Sid the Sexpest" based on my favourite Viz character Sid the Sexist back in the 80s and 90s
Couples who go to play with others are secure enough in their relationship so it's never an issue.
Some couples will go and 'watch' first to see if it's something they'd be willing to do more often and not everyone is tbh.
I can only assume its very difficult to let someone play with your spouse in front of you for the first time.
Like I said though, some couples don't want to play with others, they like the idea of being watched or listened too.
One couple I've seen there regularly don't even play with each other
They're both doing their own thing, the husband just wanders past occasionally to make sure his wife is OK.
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Thanks, I'll cross bar area of my list .GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:36 amNope, it's an actual bar area, alcohol and soft drinks available.
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Sounds fabGodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:41 amNo never had aggro, but in all fairness I'm not a small weedy looking kinda guy
Couples who go to play with others are secure enough in their relationship so it's never an issue.
Some couples will go and 'watch' first to see if it's something they'd be willing to do more often and not everyone is tbh.
I can only assume its very difficult to let someone play with your spouse in front of you for the first time.
Like I said though, some couples don't want to play with others, they like the idea of being watched or listened too.
One couple I've seen there regularly don't even play with each other
They're both doing their own thing, the husband just wanders past occasionally to make sure his wife is OK.
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Yeah that's the place where I heard of this do.
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taio wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:25 amFascinating stuff, thank you.
Have you never nearly got into fisticuffs with the spouse because you've out-performed his usual efforts and attributes?
You should change your username to "Sid the Sexpest" based on my favourite Viz character Sid the Sexist back in the 80s and 90s
Didnt really want to get involved in this thread it's a tad to grubby for me, but this post tickled me no end..thanks Taio for brightening a very dull morning
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Very wise staying clear of such grubbiness after dildogate
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No idea what you mean but after reading all this i need some icecream, a scoop of vanilla i think
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I thought your above post on the other thread also belonged on this thread.GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 10:07 amPlus I wouldn't want to own Newcastle, their fans are harder to please than my ex wife..
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Great thread.....sorry but asking for yet another friend.....is there any discount for the over 60s ?
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Lmao... Love this Thred wonder if it will get Pulled........Discreetly of course.
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I'm actually impressed it's still going, maybe because there's no fighting going on, you're all curious about it
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Steve bought his wife one for Christmas one year and she was seriously unimpressed. I think he needs some tips off Sid the Schlong
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Does taking part in an orgy prove that I can effectively work as part of a team.
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Ah I've never thought about using that as an example for a job interviewpushpinpussy wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:00 amDoes taking part in an orgy prove that I can effectively work as part of a team.
Interviewer - Can you provide an example of you working well as part of a team?
Me - hold on, I've got some pics and videos you may be interested in...
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There’s another question? Camera phones allowed in these venues?GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:02 am
Me - hold on, I've got some pics and videos you may be interested in...
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What a great plot for a Sid the Sexpest Viz story.GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:02 amAh I've never thought about using that as an example for a job interview
Interviewer - Can you provide an example of you working well as part of a team?
Me - hold on, I've got some pics and videos you may be interested in...
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I imagine you to look like QuagmireGodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:41 amNo never had aggro, but in all fairness I'm not a small weedy looking kinda guy
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All phones to be left in pockets and switched off or on silent.
Not allowed to be used outside of bar area and even then its only really if you're a parent and there is a problem at home.
Anyone caught breaking that rule is asked to leave.
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Can picture a few clarets sewing a back pocket in their boxers as we speak...GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:12 amAll phones to be left in pockets and switched off or on silent.
Not allowed to be used outside of bar area and even then its only really if you're a parent and there is a problem at home.
Anyone caught breaking that rule is asked to leave.
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So happy to have been the creator of this thread
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To you and particularly Sid I doff my cap and gimp mask respectively for this thread.
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