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Just had to log in and thank all who have contributed to this thread.
I've not laughed as much in a long time!
I've not laughed as much in a long time!
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It wasn't that good, waste of time traveling, Fake news, I've never been so disappointed, ever!!
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No room for disappointment on this thread....it’s all about pleasure
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My Mrs caught me googling local clubs earlier, she’s put a parental lock on the internet searches on my laptop now.
She wasn’t buying the ‘forum research work’ excuse
She wasn’t buying the ‘forum research work’ excuse
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Many moons ago I was working on a new complex we were building on a local caravan.park, at the weekend loads of cars turned up owners went into the complex we were replacing then went of to the various caravans with different people groundsman told us what was happening regarding car keys thrown into a hat etc, weekend after a big ugly brickie and his labourer a small fat smelly chap went in with their van keys for the crac. Needlees to say they both returned to site.
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Not sure why Sid, but when you posted this on the MOTD thread it reminded me of this threadGodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:06 pmJust started watching the WBA Arsenal one.
That 3rd Arsenal goal is just shocking, they were lining up to shoot and the WBA defence let them..
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Mind your language, Alan might be reading this.
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Just to bring this up to the top.
Nothing in the papers about any footballers throwing parties then?
Nothing in the papers about any footballers throwing parties then?
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Ederson doesnt play today
Hes another thats been at walkers party
Hes another thats been at walkers party
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Spurs issued a statement about theirs.
Fulham player has issued an apology.
Mendy at City has been caught out.
It's widely acknowledged City players were at it, again namely Kyle Walker who seems to be suffering with a bad case of stupidity.
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Surely if they had the media would have been all over it! With the exception of mendi I haven’t seen anything but rumoursGodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 3:57 pm
It's widely acknowledged City players were at it, again namely Kyle Walker who seems to be suffering with a bad case of stupidity.
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Widely acknowledged? Or widely rumoured?GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 3:57 pmSpurs issued a statement about theirs.
Fulham player has issued an apology.
Mendy at City has been caught out.
It's widely acknowledged City players were at it, again namely Kyle Walker who seems to be suffering with a bad case of stupidity.
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I bet Walker could add some fruity info to this thread....if he can read and write...
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The sex party this time round is a rumour, but he's got form for having one during lockdown earlier in the year.
3 times he's broken the rules before this Rumour
3 times he's broken the rules before this Rumour
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Just watched it with the wife, was quite an eye opener, however to say it was a busy night, quite a few left disappointed to be fair, and says single women attending is also very rare, the call them unicorns such are the rarity.Winstonswhite wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 7:05 pmThere was a brilliant documentary on Channel4 earlier this year about the swinging scene. It was hilarious and well worth a watch
https://youtu.be/Ns6XjgjiNIM
Sidney must be a real hunk if he always manages to get some.
That particular club seemed rather quiet to say it's the UKs oldest and biggest and it was a big night.
It's certainly an intriguing set up and subject, fair play to all that have a go, it must take some bottle to first have a go.
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Definitely not a hunkMACCA wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:23 pmJust watched it with the wife, was quite an eye opener, however to say it was a busy night, quite a few left disappointed to be fair, and says single women attending is also very rare, the call them unicorns such are the rarity.
Sidney must be a real hunk if he always manages to get some.
That particular club seemed rather quiet to say it's the UKs oldest and biggest and it was a big night.
It's certainly an intriguing set up and subject, fair play to all that have a go, it must take some bottle to first have a go.
Average looking at best, but the advantage of these parties is looks isn't everything.
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You mean Masked Swinger surely?
Channel 4 would be all over it.
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Where do I apply??ClaretEngineer wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:51 pmYou mean Masked Swinger surely?
Channel 4 would be all over it.
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I’ve already got the casting couch set up, I just need some “judges” to assist in the selection process.
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I think for certain people on here, hypothetical sex is the only sex they get
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GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:37 pmNot the ones I go too.
Entrance fees apply, cheaper for couples, single men it varies dependant on place but can be as high as £80, which is to deter the idiots.
Where I usually go it's £30 for singles or the same price for a couple.
Buy one get one free ?
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Yeah, just avoid being the last leg of the relay teampushpinpussy wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:00 amDoes taking part in an orgy prove that I can effectively work as part of a team.
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depends whether your IP address matches your (alleged) locationpushpinpussy wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:00 amDoes taking part in an orgy prove that I can effectively work as part of a team.
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i don't read this board often but when i do you come across as a bit of a bully. i appreciate its just a barrier but its not a nice thing to make people feel small. Cutting someone else down won't make you any taller and dimming someone else's light won't make yours burn any brighter.
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Someone else loaded his pistol....tbf.pushpinpussy wrote: ↑Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:53 pmi don't read this board often but when i do you come across as a bit of a bully. i appreciate its just a barrier but its not a nice thing to make people feel small. Cutting someone else down won't make you any taller and dimming someone else's light won't make yours burn any brighter.
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Try turning your light on we might think someones at homepushpinpussy wrote: ↑Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:53 pmi don't read this board often but when i do you come across as a bit of a bully. i appreciate its just a barrier but its not a nice thing to make people feel small. Cutting someone else down won't make you any taller and dimming someone else's light won't make yours burn any brighter.
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Serious Question-
Do these places have a lost sock office?
Do these places have a lost sock office?
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Manchester City Women have announced that they have 4 positive covid cases. Make of that what you will!
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Sounds like Walkers party...Ederson was just as good with his hands as his feet too...apparentlyClaretincraven wrote: ↑Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:43 pmManchester City Women have announced that they have 4 positive covid cases. Make of that what you will!
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Come on sidney ( not literally )
Tell us more.
Has anyone ever requested you see to his Mrs whilst he watches on?
What's your perfect night/set up play wise?
And
What's the most curious thing you've seen happening/ surprised who's idea it was
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I'd want any lost property incinerated from one of those places
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Cough .... No not me. It’s just I have a fungal toe infection and I like to air my hoof when I’m able to.
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If this gets me banned...
I was stood at one of those Glory holes getting sorted out by an anonymous person on the other side.
Behind me I heard a woman chatting to what turned out to be her husband, saying she couldn't go down on a bloke if she couldn't see his face.
Next thing I know, she pulls me round by the shoulder and takes over the job the other person had started, with her husband stood there watching and it went from there to the inevitable conclusion.
That story provided much hilarity with the lads at work, who still joke to this day that I only got it that night, cos I had a face
Oddest thing - you'll need to visualise this one in your head.
Woman stood within a metal frame.
She has latex outfit on with open top and ballgag fitted in her mouth and metal collar round her neck.
Collar is attached to metal frame behind her with some string.
She's stood there with her arms held out with a small bottle of water in each hand.
Some string attached to the bottles go up over the frame and back down to the piercings on her chest.
So if her arms dropped, her piercings were tugged, if she stepped forward to stop the tugging, she would get lightly choked by the neck collar.
So pleasure and pain game
A few of us sat watching and guessing how long she could hold her arms up
It was her Dom I spent time chatting too, so I could understand it better.
It was interesting to watch and chat about, but jot something I want to be part of.
Perfect set up - I don't really have one, unless Kelly Brook is free one night
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getting like 50 shades of black in here
hypothetically (of course) there is a lot of imagination being used in here
hypothetically (of course) there is a lot of imagination being used in here
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Sadly you'd have to go in after me on that one.GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:58 pmPerfect set up - I don't really have one, unless Kelly Brook is free one night
She's the one!
Great stories , you should tell more, they're so insightful. I was transfixed on the "swingers" documentary.
Tell us more Sidney, I'm going to flick the kettle on and get a packet of biscuits.
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This probably more appropriate
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First night I went, naturally I was a little nervous and wasn't sure of the correct etiquette.
Was stood in a room watching a woman work her way through a number of men and when she'd done with those, she looked at us and said - "You don't come to a swingers club to watch..."
I stepped up and did my duty
There was the bloke in his 50/60's who turned up with the 2 young women in their 20's who were both wearing collars and leads.
He was the only one allowed to have sex with them, but they could do other stuff.
They were beautiful, sounded well educated etc.
The same night that woman was in the cage, later on she was stood in the corner of the bar area, both hands resting on top of a cane and she had this circular lampshade type thing on her head with flashing lights on it.
I never got round to asking her Dom what that was all about.
Someone on here mentioned the smell of the place earlier, but I remember seeing a blind woman there, with her husband, so the smell was probably worse for her.
One room has one of those old school wooden horses
I've seen some group fun going on that's got a bit of everyone in them, female, male and trans.
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On a serious note, this is very educational and enlightening and I want to thank Sid for his openness about what most regard as a taboo subject. Thanks Sid