Your advice to Alan Pace...

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Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Mala591 » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:48 am

1. In order to reduce the average age of our first team squad ALL new signings must be below the age of 29

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:51 am

2- don't pay attention to this place.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Stalbansclaret » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:52 am

Stay indoors. Get your shopping delivered. Check out the BBC iPlayer...Spiral is really good.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by dandeclaret » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:56 am

Research the phrases....Champagne tastes on beer money, eaten bread is soon forgotten and you can’t please all of the people all of the time.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Devils_Advocate » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:57 am

Appoint Mala591 as your SpAD (special advisor)

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Clarky » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:58 am

You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by middleton claret » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:07 am

Simple :-
Buy a right-sided wide receiver & a quarter back quickly.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Leisure » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:08 am

1. Offer direct debits for St's next season.
2. If ticket prices must increase make it a small one.
3. Get the club website made fit for purpose.
4. Communicate/meet with our fans and listen to them.
5. Don't spend any cash on increasing the ground capacity.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Local cricketer » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:10 am

Don’t sign anybody and keep season ticket prices the same

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by bfcmatt » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:11 am

Don't wipe your arse with broken glass

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Right_winger » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:18 am

Get rid of Dyche and his horrible anti footballing philosophy

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by jojomk1 » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:19 am

bfcmatt wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:11 am
Don't wipe your arse with broken glass
Or Izal flat packs

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Mala591 » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:19 am

Attract investment to allow Sean Dyche to sign one £25 million ‘quality range’ player every year for the next 3 years
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by ksrclaret » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:19 am

Speak to Stan Ternent before telling anyone about who you plan to sign.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:22 am

Moorhouse's Blonde Witch and a Haffner's pie.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by claretlegend » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:22 am

Right_winger wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:18 am
Get rid of Dyche and his horrible anti footballing philosophy
And get relegated...?

Sean Dyche is the reason we are where we are. My advice is go with whatever Sean suggests and do all you can to back him. He's done a brilliant job with shocking tools at his disposal, now let's see what he can do with a bit of cash to spend.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by gandhisflipflop » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:31 am

claretlegend wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:22 am
And get relegated...?

Sean Dyche is the reason we are where we are. My advice is go with whatever Sean suggests and do all you can to back him. He's done a brilliant job with shocking tools at his disposal, now let's see what he can do with a bit of cash to spend.
Good advice and mine would be the same but, who says we would be relegated?

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by the_fat_shearer » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:33 am

Don't sell the ground.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by dandeclaret » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:35 am

If you're reading this Alan and on a PC / Laptop, you can use the inbuilt "Talk Sense Ometer".

Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.

It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by tim_noone » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:36 am

Keep out of the Miners.....its a Gathering place for Death and Funerals.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by claret2018 » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:38 am

Byrne's is much better than Whalley Wine Shop

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Mala591 » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:41 am

Replace Hollands pies with Haffners pies
Replace Thwaites bitter with Hen Harrier bitter
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Suratclaret » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:48 am

Beware of anyone claiming to be "in the know"...

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by ClaretMov » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:53 am

Mala591 wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:41 am
Replace Hollands pies with Haffners pies
Replace Thwaites bitter with Hen Harrier bitter

Haffners pies.....yes, local Burnley pies

Swop Thwaites (Blackburn horse ****) for
Local Burnley Moorhouse's Brewery Beer

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:07 pm

Sell up to the Egyptian.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Bigvince » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:09 pm

You can’t polish a turd !

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Cirrus_Minor » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:13 pm

Never shove your granny when she’s shaving

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Bigvince » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:16 pm

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Steddyman » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:16 pm

Stay indoors, stay safe, look after yourself and your family. Football can wait.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by bf2k » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:21 pm

Install quick pour/multi-pour beer stations. You end up missing 10 minutes of the game to have a cheeky beer at half time.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by bpgburn » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:29 pm

Bigvince wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:09 pm
You can’t polish a turd !
No but you can roll it in glitter ....
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Chester Perry » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:32 pm

sign up to the charter that you will pay your employees the living wage
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Funkydrummer » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:32 pm

Don't mess us about and/or take liberties and you will be fine.

Oh, and dont make wild promises that you can't adhere to.

Good luck with it all.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Herts Clarets » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:47 pm

It is nearly 2 weeks until the transfer window closes. Your publicity and media teams should begin Operation Manage Fan's Expectations imminently.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by tim_noone » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:58 pm

Suratclaret wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:48 am
Beware of anyone claiming to be "in the know"...
:D...... I believe Andre's on his way back to turf moor

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by whiffa » Tue Jan 19, 2021 1:25 pm

Invest in Twix stock.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Tue Jan 19, 2021 1:43 pm

Don't accept that a few cry arses on here and twitter represent the majority of the fan base
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Bigvince » Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:54 pm

Never post about the price of Twix 💤

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by brexit » Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:58 pm

SELL

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Quickenthetempo » Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:07 pm

Chester Perry wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:32 pm
sign up to the charter that you will pay your employees the living wage
I think the Americans will expect you to tip the bar staff a dollar for every drink to boost their wage, rather than pay the living wage.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Devils_Advocate » Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:07 pm

Bigvince wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:54 pm
Never post about the price of Twix 💤
Are you posting about the price of Twix's again Vince?
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by BleedingClaret » Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:22 pm

dandeclaret wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:35 am
If you're reading this Alan and on a PC / Laptop, you can use the inbuilt "Talk Sense Ometer".

Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.

It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.
I never thought of that - logged on just to check 33.82%
I've Decided that anything over 50% you're a Happy Clapper
Less than 25% you're a moaner
Somewhere in the shall we say 33.67% you're a well reasoned individual
Oh look if nobody likes this post I've calculated I'll be at 33.67%

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by FCBurnley » Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:09 pm

Keep your promises
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by MACCA » Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:46 pm

Please sort the facilities and drainage in and outside of the CFS

Buy the cricket club

Change products and suppliers for the refreshment kiosks
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Jimmymaccer » Tue Jan 19, 2021 5:04 pm

It’s “The Turf”!.......not just “Turf”.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Quickenthetempo » Tue Jan 19, 2021 5:09 pm

MACCA wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:46 pm
Please sort the facilities and drainage in and outside of the CFS

Buy the cricket club

Change products and suppliers for the refreshment kiosks
The drainage was far better last season from the CF. Not perfect.
Nip down and see how it is on a day like this

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Quickenthetempo » Tue Jan 19, 2021 5:11 pm

dandeclaret wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:35 am
If you're reading this Alan and on a PC / Laptop, you can use the inbuilt "Talk Sense Ometer".

Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.

It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.
Nobody likes posts anymore now the button has been hidden away.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Jan 19, 2021 5:46 pm

dandeclaret wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:35 am
If you're reading this Alan and on a PC / Laptop, you can use the inbuilt "Talk Sense Ometer".

Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.

It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.
Jakubclaret has an unsurprisingly low Talk Sense Ometer rating of 12%.

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by Mala591 » Tue Jan 19, 2021 5:49 pm

If there are any unsold home seats 2 hours before a home match kickoff then sell them off cheap for £10-20

They can be known as ‘cheap seats’ 🙂

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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...

Post by bodge » Tue Jan 19, 2021 6:00 pm

Don't listen to anybody who wants rid of Sean Dyche unless you want to visit the Championship.
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