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by harpers_perm
Mon Sep 18, 2023 9:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: That s exactly why I hate the prem.
Replies: 140
Views: 10185

Re: That s exactly why I hate the prem.

Vegas Claret wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2023 9:49 pm
there guy didn't handle the ball, ours did. Do you not get replays in the UK anymore ?
Do you not have spectacles in the US anymore?
by harpers_perm
Fri Aug 04, 2023 9:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jobs, careers, vocation, occupation
Replies: 129
Views: 7413

Re: Jobs, careers, vocation, occupation

HMRC - 32 years from aged 18. Where does the time go.
by harpers_perm
Wed Jul 12, 2023 6:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Things Rated Just Right
Replies: 44
Views: 1957

Re: Things Rated Just Right

10 things that are rated just right for me are:

1. Ex Nottingham Forest midfielder Steve Hodge
2. Emulsion paint
3. Ironing Boards
4. Rechargeable batteries
5. Max Von Sydow
6. Rotherham indoor market
7. Fog lights
8. M4 ACOG sighted assault rifle
9. The Planet Neptune
10. Rowing Boats
by harpers_perm
Wed Jul 05, 2023 12:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Eyres scored Burnley’s first Sunday goal
Replies: 11
Views: 723

Re: ARTICLE: Eyres scored Burnley’s first Sunday goal

I created a thread on this a while a go. Got a good list going. but one who played for Rovers as well, which surprised me. Interesting one that, I thought there was nobody who had played for all 4. Closest I think was Mark Paterson (Pictured in a Burnley shirt). If there is one I'd be interested as...
by harpers_perm
Sun Jun 18, 2023 12:27 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your biggest sporting achievements?
Replies: 145
Views: 6527

Re: Your biggest sporting achievements?

In a pre-season friendly beating a Terry Pashley led Burnley XI 2-1 scoring the winner from a free kick, 3 days later beating a Blackpool XI 3-1 and again I scored a free kick then a friendly against then FA Cup holders Everton for Squires Gate FC. 1-0 up at half time but got beat 8-1 when they brou...
by harpers_perm
Fri May 26, 2023 1:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Car Storage - Lincolnshire
Replies: 49
Views: 3005

Re: Car Storage - Lincolnshire

It’s a fair ask, my generously breasted 22 year old plump bottomed Venezuelan girlfriend is also looking to store a car in Lincolnshire.

I’d look myself but I’m booked into the peni5 reduction clinic. Again.
by harpers_perm
Sun May 14, 2023 7:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Buckshaw Village clarets
Replies: 32
Views: 4279

Re: Buckshaw Village clarets

I’m coming along Father Jack, will be good to see some South Ribble Clarets.
by harpers_perm
Fri May 12, 2023 9:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: That bloody Salt Bae
Replies: 7
Views: 1766

Re: That bloody Salt Bae

What is the connection between Burnley FC and Ringo Starr, backroom staff?
by harpers_perm
Sat May 06, 2023 8:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The King’s Coronation Message
Replies: 289
Views: 10984

Re: The King’s Coronation Message

Charles seems like a good fella, I’ve got absolutely nothing against him. But I agree with CoolClaret’s sentiments regarding the monarchy and the way that the public lap up this kind of pageantry and for some reason feel a sense of pride for being British because of it. What’s wrong with that? Does...
by harpers_perm
Sat May 06, 2023 8:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The King’s Coronation Message
Replies: 289
Views: 10984

Re: The King’s Coronation Message

If you can't see the correlation between parading an unelected leader around the capital of a Country in a bullshit ceremony then you need to go back to school Yeah, the UK is the laughing stock of Europe - nothing to be admired, what so ever well except our football pyramid, that was created by wo...
by harpers_perm
Sat May 06, 2023 8:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The King’s Coronation Message
Replies: 289
Views: 10984

Re: The King’s Coronation Message

https://s.abcnews.com/images/US/north-korea-parade-7-rt-jt-180909_hpMain_16x9_1600.jpg What's the difference? Pageantry is ********, skills and expertise of what? It doesn't mean anything other than you're good at putting a precession on They really aren't, we're the laughing stock of Europe. The m...
by harpers_perm
Sat May 06, 2023 7:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The King’s Coronation Message
Replies: 289
Views: 10984

Re: The King’s Coronation Message

The forces marching through the streets, the Palace garden salute, the public running to the Palace, that’s hundreds of years of respect to the British forces, it’s people and its relationship to the monarch. Total class, skills and expertise, made me proud to be British today. Bravo to them all, su...
by harpers_perm
Wed Mar 08, 2023 8:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 1920 Yorkshire Cup Winners
Replies: 9
Views: 875

1920 Yorkshire Cup Winners

Haggerty F, Haggerty R, Tomkins, Noble, Carrick, Dobson, Dewhurst, Crapper, McIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt.

Davitt scored from a bullet header from the half way line and Frank Haggerty saved a penalty.

What a team that was.
by harpers_perm
Wed Mar 01, 2023 8:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Clarets v Fleetwood Match Thread
Replies: 340
Views: 9273

Re: Clarets v Fleetwood Match Thread

Good for us but that is an absolute joke. He was pulling away from the collision.
by harpers_perm
Sat Feb 25, 2023 11:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Muric
Replies: 638
Views: 35391

Re: Muric

Casper2 wrote:
Sat Feb 25, 2023 10:53 pm
Truth hurts , he was injured because of a pathetic pass from Muric
Im not suggesting you are intellectually challenged or you may need help crossing the road but if so I’m here for you.

That’s either elite level trolling or if not you are a dribbling clown, if so, you do children’s parties?
by harpers_perm
Mon Jan 09, 2023 8:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O Romeo,Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo ?
Replies: 37
Views: 2666

Re: O Romeo,Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo ?

Ex Sheffield Wednesday and Leeds player Imre Varadi’s father Ollie eclipsed his sons achievements with a glittering Hollywood career.
by harpers_perm
Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fighting with your brother
Replies: 121
Views: 5493

Re: Fighting with your brother

If ever there was a PPV boxing match I’d go for William. I’ve just constructed an SQL algorithm based on temperament, physical build and assumed diet. My analysis reports that Harry would let the occasion get to him, throwing early bombs, indisciplined windmills to impress his wife and the watching ...
by harpers_perm
Thu Dec 29, 2022 8:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Buckshaw Village clarets
Replies: 32
Views: 4279

Re: Buckshaw Village clarets

I’m a Higher Walton Claret, 15 minutes on horseback from Buckshaw or 7 hours 6 minutes upon a large asthmatic Elephant with an arthritic rear left leg. Interestingly Higher Walton was the first club Liverpool ever played. A village festooned in PNE fans who I have to say have a reluctant admiration ...
by harpers_perm
Thu Dec 08, 2022 7:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Harry Dunn
Replies: 47
Views: 3486

Re: Harry Dunn

Sordid affair all round but where does this eye for an eye mentality get anyone? It's not like she deliberately set out to kill the lad. Absolutely, but driving on the wrong side of the f4cking road like an utter simpleton is reckless and she’s killed somebody. Serving somebody a deserved custodial...
by harpers_perm
Tue Sep 13, 2022 10:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rubbish
Replies: 104
Views: 7070

Re: Rubbish

My daughter loves clowns.

It’s her birthday on 9th November, do you do childrens parties?
by harpers_perm
Tue Sep 06, 2022 12:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: My mate found this …
Replies: 27
Views: 3253

Re: My mate found this …

harpers_perm wrote:
Tue Sep 06, 2022 12:22 pm
A few ex Clarets scoring for other teams there.
I counted 6 players
by harpers_perm
Tue Sep 06, 2022 12:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: My mate found this …
Replies: 27
Views: 3253

Re: My mate found this …

A few ex Clarets scoring for other teams there.
by harpers_perm
Fri Jul 08, 2022 8:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: James Caan RIP
Replies: 17
Views: 2282

Re: James Caan RIP

Never put in the same performances again after having his ankles ‘sledgehammered’ in the film Misery.
by harpers_perm
Sat May 14, 2022 9:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eurovision 2022
Replies: 88
Views: 4594

Re: Eurovision 2022

Germany and the Dutch best efforts so far although I'll be voting for Spain purely because of that 'birds ar5e in a thong'.
by harpers_perm
Wed Apr 06, 2022 1:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley possession ranking
Replies: 75
Views: 3647

Re: Burnley possession ranking

I don't buy it, you can prove anything facts. :shock:
by harpers_perm
Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Recruitment is pathetic
Replies: 65
Views: 6411

Re: Recruitment is pathetic

I don’t know why this came to mind but that OP reminded me of that hysterical tantrum blubbing vicar from the film Zulu.

‘We’re all going to die, we’re all going to die’.
by harpers_perm
Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Home kit unveiled
Replies: 197
Views: 18548

Re: Home kit unveiled

Awful 'Coventry City from the late 80's' sleeves, a terrible clash to the brilliant traditional claret torso. Give the sleeves a traditional blue, white shorts and socks

If this shirt was a meal it would be roast beef and custard.
by harpers_perm
Mon May 10, 2021 10:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fulham-Burnley-Match Thread
Replies: 364
Views: 20236

Re: Fulham-Burnley-Match Thread

bf2k wrote:
Mon May 10, 2021 9:54 pm
If that’s true (not saying it isn’t but can’t be arsed to check :D ) that’s brilliant and sad together.

Just googled, happened only once before in 29 years, apparently Aston Villa in 99.
by harpers_perm
Mon May 10, 2021 9:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fulham-Burnley-Match Thread
Replies: 364
Views: 20236

Re: Fulham-Burnley-Match Thread

Premier League rarity. All 11 players on the pitch English. Has that ever happened before.
by harpers_perm
Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley 1 Stoke City 0
Replies: 10
Views: 1977

Burnley 1 Stoke City 0

Just  watching an FA Cup tie on the Big Match from the early eighties. Stoke had 2 men sent off for 'gobbing off' , Manager Alan Durban blamed the referee saying he was 'sh1t' and one of his players got sent off for just being sarcastic. Take aways for me: Pitch looked like the Somme, referee looked...
by harpers_perm
Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hillsborough disaster
Replies: 35
Views: 3627

Re: Hillsborough disaster

Apologies for the long post. My cousin died at Hillsborough, he was 19.  His was the first funeral and I attended in what was a surreal and distressing day.  I was 17 and remember turning up at my cousins house which was surrounded by thousands of people stood in complete silence.  I walked into the...
by harpers_perm
Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Murder in a small town C5
Replies: 17
Views: 2659

Re: Murder in a small town C5

Of course it bloody well did. If he was your son, brother, friend and there were so many 'holes' in the evidence against him would you not at least question the validity of the case? That was the raison d'etre for the programme. You are missing my point. The documentary didnt provide any detail and...
by harpers_perm
Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Murder in a small town C5
Replies: 17
Views: 2659

Re: Murder in a small town C5

Incredibly poor documentary in my opinion, only offering a view from one side only.
by harpers_perm
Tue Feb 23, 2021 7:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34252
Views: 2028813

Re: adeola friday

Donald Trump
by harpers_perm
Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pie and a Pint Podcast - Mark Robertson
Replies: 11
Views: 1391

Re: Pie and a Pint Podcast - Mark Robertson

Really good that so thanks. He didnt like Stan did he!

Have subscribed so will look out for more.
by harpers_perm
Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown Purchases / Projects
Replies: 35
Views: 3300

Re: Lockdown Purchases / Projects

Another one who has focused on himself. 1. I've lost 49Ibs since April through exercise, low carb diet and virtually cutting out drinking. I keep a daily log to keep me motivated so know that since April I've cycled 1019 miles, ran 245 miles, country walks of 387 miles. The mental benefits of cuttin...
by harpers_perm
Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stockport County
Replies: 78
Views: 9418

Re: Stockport County

I only think of 3 things when I hear Stockport County. 1. The classic pub machine question from the late 80's - which football ground is closest to the River Mersey 2. The commentary from the 94 play off video 'Ted McMinn the intended man, long ball to Deary the intended man, Davis plays out with Ey...
by harpers_perm
Thu Nov 26, 2020 1:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Maradona
Replies: 196
Views: 12270

Re: Maradona

Bop wrote:
Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:53 am
Decent footballer - yeah, ok. He was good in that respect.
Jesus Christ.
by harpers_perm
Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tinnitus
Replies: 35
Views: 2861

Re: Tinnitus

I had a brain tumour a few years ago, following surgery I was left with severe tinnitus, to give you an idea the noise 24 hours a day is as loud as a washing machine, I could be next to a plane taking off and still hear it. At first I was suicidal, researching cures, buying pointless medications unt...
by harpers_perm
Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Yorkshire Ripper
Replies: 98
Views: 6941

Re: The Yorkshire Ripper

Vintage Claret wrote:
Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:30 am
Hopefully he is now occupying a particularly unpleasant place in Hell along with Brady and Hindley, (and there's also a spot reserved for Ian Huntley)
Peter apparently had range of illnesses, let's hope Dr Shipman is on hand to give him the 'once over' when he arrives.
by harpers_perm
Mon Sep 28, 2020 7:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Last Man Standing Competition
Replies: 94
Views: 8431

Re: Last Man Standing Competition

Yes please.
by harpers_perm
Fri Aug 14, 2020 8:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Weirdest thing to happen at work?
Replies: 45
Views: 4286

Re: Weirdest thing to happen at work?

Not so much weird but the worst time I ever had at work. I'd gone to get a brew and when I got back to my desk I was told by a colleague that a Mr Simpson (personnel then, now HR) wanted to see me. Now he was a standing joke at work in that no one knew what he looked like because you only ever saw ...
by harpers_perm
Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ashley Westwood - The Times
Replies: 132
Views: 11268

Re: Ashley Westwood - The Times

Of course he made a meal of it, if someone is stupid enough to put an elbow in your head then you'll take advantage. Barnes does it every game, slight nudge in the back then on the floor on is backside with his hands up winning us another free kick, we all laugh at it as it's so blatant. Its 2020, n...
by harpers_perm
Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Palace versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 502
Views: 27462

Re: Woy's Pal Arse versus MIGHTY CLARETS

He actually looks at him first then throws the elbow.
by harpers_perm
Mon Jun 15, 2020 4:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34252
Views: 2028813

Re: adeola friday

Dale Winton
by harpers_perm
Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Getting through isolation
Replies: 37
Views: 3703

Re: Getting through isolation

I'm on Red Dead Redemption 2 battling the O'Driscoll posse down at Horseshoe Gulch. Interestingly I've just ran over and killed 2 ladies on a horse and cart, I'd had a couple of Moonshines admittedly. I protested my innocence but the fuzz came and it escalated. I shot 1 copper in the face with my sh...
by harpers_perm
Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's your second sport?
Replies: 115
Views: 7021

Re: What's your second sport?

I'll be specific here: 1. Bullfighting 2. Boxing 3. Golf (Play it quite badly but obsessed with it) 4. Fishing (For fresh air and to get away from family) 5. Cricket (20 overs only) 6. Darts (Have Dart board in hallway, best 501 check out 74 darts) 7. Snooker (Highest break 14) 8. Baseball (Family i...
by harpers_perm
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Michael Palin - What a Decent Guy
Replies: 18
Views: 3410

Re: Michael Palin - What a Decent Guy

I know for a fact he was a big fan of Barnstoneworth United, back in the day when Haggerty F, Haggery P and Davit took the field. He could name every player since 1946.
by harpers_perm
Thu Dec 26, 2019 9:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Italian Toffees versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 385
Views: 19163

Re: Italian Toffees versus MIGHTY CLARETS

Very frustrating to watch. The defence are excellent, the strikers are pretty potent when given the opportunities but the central 2 are inept. They dont pass forward, dont run forward with the ball and quite honestly look very lightweight. They put a shift in but never seem to take a game by the scr...