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by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: One day to wait for the 2021/22 fixtures
Replies: 7
Views: 404

Re: ARTICLE: One day to wait for the 2021/22 fixtures

"Don't worry, everything's going to be OK. You were led astray by Real Madrid and Juventus, you lost your nerve a bit, that's all. You're never going to be European mainland Liverpool, Man U. Don't worry I know UEFA, I know what to say. We'll have a good European Championships, think of the small fi...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Emma Hayes
Replies: 33
Views: 2789

Re: Emma Hayes

There's been a concerted campaign against the object for the past 60 years. Look at current car design... Get a lump of indeterminate matter, photograph it through a Waterford cut-glass crystal vase, get a pseudo subjective interpretation of the photo with Google A.I. Neural Networks software and he...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Emma Hayes
Replies: 33
Views: 2789

Re: Emma Hayes

The ideal world of NottsClaret... The 'British Empire' we finally deserve- England run as a corrupt colonial country with a minority New Elite population ruling an oppressed indigenous underclass and ruled by matriarchs expert in emasculating rage.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 1:40 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 24
Views: 1005

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

If there's going to be a mammoth show, yeah Munch... Not with Tracey Emin riding on the back of genius, though.

It's a Monty Python skit, as it stands.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:58 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 24
Views: 1005

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

Meanwhile Coventry is gearing up for the Turner Prize and there's going to be a naked Feminist Covid-mask canter through the city on horseback organized by David Lynch... "Don't fckn look at me, you fk."
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Emma Hayes
Replies: 33
Views: 2789

Re: Emma Hayes

Plenty of Bristol Rovers on the beach today.

:-)
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Emma Hayes
Replies: 33
Views: 2789

Re: Emma Hayes

by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Scotland v Czech Republic ....
Replies: 129
Views: 3063

Re: Scotland v Czech Republic ....

Try again in 30 years, bro.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:19 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wembley shadow.
Replies: 33
Views: 2315

Re: Wembley shadow.

Meanwhile, side-by-side map of a football pitch on the right (new Wembley) and a tennis court on the left (old Wembley).
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Scotland v Czech Republic ....
Replies: 129
Views: 3063

Re: Scotland v Czech Republic ....

The territory is the first thing.

He's seen the ball launched, he must have some idea of the trajectory, but the first thing is to get back to the line as quick as possible.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:08 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Scotland v Czech Republic ....
Replies: 129
Views: 3063

Re: Scotland v Czech Republic ....

Next time goalie, run like hell and turn round when you get back.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Emma Hayes
Replies: 33
Views: 2789

Re: Emma Hayes

Now that Shaggy has come back from her gap year...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nicknames
Replies: 19
Views: 773

Re: Nicknames

Kick The Wednesday Var boys.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:02 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nicknames
Replies: 19
Views: 773

Re: Nicknames

Tur...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wembley shadow.
Replies: 33
Views: 2315

Re: Wembley shadow.

You'd better ask Cat Stevens...
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 14, 2021 11:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Middle class idiots going on holiday
Replies: 204
Views: 6815

Re: Middle class idiots going on holiday

Capacity crowds for Wimbledon, keep in your bunker boys, WW4 will soon be over.
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 24
Views: 1005

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

He's a no-show coward like the rest of them.
by Pstotto
Sun Jun 13, 2021 6:56 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 24
Views: 1005

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

The curator of the Van Gogh museum is just as blind as Hockney. If you think there's any sensitivity to his work then check out his pictures of Saltaire itself. THERE IN THE SAME COLOURS!!!!! Yorkshire or Mars??? The pictorial organization is utterly tragic. The media conversation about Hockney is o...
by Pstotto
Sat Jun 12, 2021 8:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 24
Views: 1005

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

Grade D O-level, some of those pictures.

If Hockney would claim to compare to Van Gogh as Emin to Munch, perhaps don't invest in art just yet, LCP.

And whilst you're getting off on Hockney, 50,000 M.A. Fine Art postgraduates you've never heard of, shunned to poverty and suicide even.
by Pstotto
Sat Jun 12, 2021 2:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 24
Views: 1005

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

There's the OP and then there's the paid North Korean political bureau for the next four posts.
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 11, 2021 7:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 24
Views: 1005

David Hockney at the R.A.

Come the summer the R.A. thinks it is competing with Trocadero down Piccadilly and stuff like "Come and listen to 2500 years of traditional Chinese music in one minute." To touch base with the money they've come up with something North Korea friendly and for young royals full of beans to enjoy along...
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 11, 2021 6:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fitzpatricks
Replies: 55
Views: 4133

Re: Fitzpatricks

The topography is first class and that's why it suited the cotton weaving business. The view from Sandygate Square is superb and I think a lot of Italians came to Burnley after the war because it's more Italianate than Portmeirion and a living citadel of sorts, situated on the edge of civilization. ...
by Pstotto
Thu Jun 10, 2021 8:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Thicker lines for VAR offsides
Replies: 26
Views: 1464

Re: Thicker lines for VAR offsides

Panic at the F.A.
by Pstotto
Thu Jun 10, 2021 8:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Favourite Beers/Breweries
Replies: 79
Views: 1795

Re: Favourite Beers/Breweries

Wrong strategy... Eviction notice this morning hand-delivered. Eeeee.... Champion. AND.. It was a result of being saintly and not going down town again for the millionth time, to see if there's any women that like men. So I stay indoors but tormented with media assault tech on me and I had the Champ...
by Pstotto
Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fitzpatricks
Replies: 55
Views: 4133

Re: Fitzpatricks

You mean like Darwen?

... All of it all of the time yah.

And Hush Puppies to lounge outside.
by Pstotto
Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lithium please run out
Replies: 6
Views: 1241

Re: Lithium please run out

I had nothing to do with it.
by Pstotto
Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fitzpatricks
Replies: 55
Views: 4133

Re: Fitzpatricks

Burnley's got the tourism winning ticket because of the landscape and there's still enough left to make it better than Hebden Bridge, I've said it before.

It's only beer after all.
by Pstotto
Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lithium please run out
Replies: 6
Views: 1241

Re: Lithium please run out

With the advent of the Renaissance and The Western Enlightenment, democracy flourished with the Gutenberg Press and Protestantism. However as folk freed their minds from the oppression of conduit-mind-led culture, the open creativity which was unleashed as a result of ridding oneself of attachments,...
by Pstotto
Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lithium please run out
Replies: 6
Views: 1241

Lithium please run out

'You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the time some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time except you can traumatize everyone all of the time by making visual electronic and sonic temporal media the human conduit of life and have that as the generic e...
by Pstotto
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Favourite Beers/Breweries
Replies: 79
Views: 1795

Re: Favourite Beers/Breweries

"If my next beer is Champion then a lighter beer later might be sensible. If my next beer is the Export then a heavier beer later, might give me ballast."

I'll start with the Export.
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by Pstotto
Tue Jun 08, 2021 9:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ihbrahimavich
Replies: 11
Views: 1676

Re: Ihbrahimavich

Zlatan at the Turf Next.

Him and Wood.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 08, 2021 9:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Favourite Beers/Breweries
Replies: 79
Views: 1795

Re: Favourite Beers/Breweries

If you have one bottle of McEwans Champion a day, that's OK at home.

Having had three last night... McEwans Export is very good and nice bottle.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 08, 2021 10:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ihbrahimavich
Replies: 11
Views: 1676

Re: Ihbrahimavich

"In winter he doesn't wear a scarf and a hat, he wears a traffic cone."
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 07, 2021 11:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fan-Action Conceptual Artwork
Replies: 12
Views: 907

Re: Fan-Action Conceptual Artwork

Fan-Action.

Good idea.
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 07, 2021 11:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fan-Action Conceptual Artwork
Replies: 12
Views: 907

Re: Fan-Action Conceptual Artwork

With the creation of a Levant Federation and a Eurasian Federation then that is two more teams to make up a world club cup to be played annually on a knockout basis for the world federation winners only and this competition is allowed to be played concurrently with national league and cup competitio...
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 07, 2021 10:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ihbrahimavich
Replies: 11
Views: 1676

Re: Ihbrahimavich

"A doily cart of a bloke."

"I went on a football psychology course and I picked him out in a Rorschach ink test"

"When we does shadow boxing, he makes himself a drone on the wall."
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 07, 2021 10:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ihbrahimavich
Replies: 11
Views: 1676

Re: Ihbrahimavich

"He's a diamond geezer, you mean?"
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 07, 2021 10:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ihbrahimavich
Replies: 11
Views: 1676

Ihbrahimavich

"I think he gets himself penciled into the team by demonic extrusion, or is it just because I'm small and it's like looking up at a skyscraper?"
by Pstotto
Sun Jun 06, 2021 7:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A people power surf questioning of...
Replies: 9
Views: 538

Re: A people power surf questioning of...

So that's where Lizzy Dripping read it.
by Pstotto
Sat Jun 05, 2021 8:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A people power surf questioning of...
Replies: 9
Views: 538

Re: A people power surf questioning of...

It's the only multicultural faith is The Western Enlightenment and it's secular C of E in action via spreading knowledge for peace Port-Starboard etc.

And look at the mubble puddle of today on the back of women getting the vote.
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 04, 2021 10:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A people power surf questioning of...
Replies: 9
Views: 538

Re: A people power surf questioning of...

'You've been telling us how it is for centuries of surf oppression, now we will tell you how it is'

... We found authority in the Church of England and The Western Enlightenment and the world agreed.

And Longitude and Latitude shows our gratitude.
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 04, 2021 10:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A people power surf questioning of...
Replies: 9
Views: 538

A people power surf questioning of...

... Authority elsewhere.

"After hundreds of years of oppression from authority from elsewhere, The British Empire was a first people's questioning of authority from elsewhere, as an emancipation of surf opinion after nearly 1000 years of oppression."
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: VAR Survey Results
Replies: 46
Views: 1752

Re: VAR Survey Results

VAR survey results. You all are offisde.

...And there is no noise outside of yourself, just sound vibrations everywhere else and yourself.
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Coaches
Replies: 22
Views: 1042

Re: Coaches

If you called its dinner 'Blackburn Rovers' and said 'Blackburn Rovers' every time dinner was ready...

'Over to you, Pavlov'
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Coaches
Replies: 22
Views: 1042

Re: Coaches

Don't believe me, I just believe the hype.
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Coaches
Replies: 22
Views: 1042

Re: Coaches

So maybe you can coach instinct after all... :-)
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Coaches
Replies: 22
Views: 1042

Re: Coaches

You can tell a cat to be like a dog and it will smile and purr.
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Coaches
Replies: 22
Views: 1042

Re: Coaches

How we made it to Hillsborough in 74 I'll never know, Huddersfield-to-M62.
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Free 'Burnley-in-disguise' T-shirt design offer
Replies: 9
Views: 1709

Re: Free 'Burnley-in-disguise' T-shirt design offer

If there's anybody reading the thread and concerned about the freebie ethos don't worry I earned my Maserati first.
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Free 'Burnley-in-disguise' T-shirt design offer
Replies: 9
Views: 1709

Re: Free 'Burnley-in-disguise' T-shirt design offer

FOOTBALL LEAGUE FOUNDER MEMBER I'd question because I'm waiting till it's time to turn the oven chips and fry a pork chop and I'll get back to the thread later.