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by Pstotto
Wed Jun 23, 2021 10:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ronaldo international goal record equaled
Replies: 11
Views: 548

Ronaldo international goal record equaled

...He'll be on the buses next, bragging.

:-)
by Pstotto
Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

It's for a Frankie Howard TV skit against Bayern Munich fans by a leftist pressure group.
by Pstotto
Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

If it's media and art, keep art out of the news... Some tribes in Africa claim freak occurrences where children have morphed from one sex to the other, it's not a cultural issue it's entirely biological. Similarly, the biological norm is for a man to have a body that penetrates a special hole in a w...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 22, 2021 7:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Ex Stoke defender: Burnley will be a good move for Collins
Replies: 56
Views: 5464

Re: ARTICLE: Ex Stoke defender: Burnley will be a good move for Collins

New Kenny Burns... after he's been given the Club of Clough treatment.

:-)
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 22, 2021 10:04 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

... Yet still the talk is of Hockney,not the talent put out of business for such prat work as mentioned.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 22, 2021 9:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

https://saltsmillshop.co.uk/products/salts-mill-the-saltaire-series-by-david-hockney?variant=33843886477 Hockney's pictures of Saltaire and Salts Mill are some of the most pictorially stupid pictures I've ever seen. Utterly crap and an insult to reality. His pictures of Yorkshire could be labelled '...
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 21, 2021 12:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

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by Pstotto
Sun Jun 20, 2021 11:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lazio and Roma, Burnley and...
Replies: 8
Views: 1637

Re: Lazio and Roma, Burnley and...

Your distracting tactics for your like about Hockney, aren't fooling me, buddy.
by Pstotto
Sun Jun 20, 2021 11:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: players writhing in 'agony'...
Replies: 41
Views: 1783

Re: players writhing in 'agony'...

It DOES hurt.

If you've no shin pads.
by Pstotto
Sun Jun 20, 2021 9:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lazio and Roma, Burnley and...
Replies: 8
Views: 1637

Re: Lazio and Roma, Burnley and...

From what I saw on TV, Blackburn were the first town to buy the cup and they did the league a century later and to do that they hired professional players from Scotland to come down, I don't think they were raised locally. Liverpool and Manchester and London schools I think prevail at schoolboy leve...
by Pstotto
Sun Jun 20, 2021 7:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lazio and Roma, Burnley and...
Replies: 8
Views: 1637

Lazio and Roma, Burnley and...

When Burnley had a homegrown team, most of the players weren't local lads. As a child there was no pyramid system to get to play for Burnley. Just supposing Burnley WERE the town team. There must be a reason why they are not, but I don't know. If there were an alternative professional club that was ...
by Pstotto
Sun Jun 20, 2021 7:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's Games
Replies: 898
Views: 13439

Re: Today's Games

:-)

No joke.

:D
by Pstotto
Sun Jun 20, 2021 7:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's Games
Replies: 898
Views: 13439

Re: Today's Games

BBC web- Wales players averaging about 4.7 for the team, keeping it to 1-0 against Italy in Rome in the European Championship and going through to the last 16 just, as Switzerland only can win 3-1.

... Yeah. BOB.

9?
10?

4.7.
by Pstotto
Sun Jun 20, 2021 11:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

https://www.theartnewspaper.com/comment ... nservatism

Looks like my views are merely expressing what everyone else in the business, thinks.
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

"They think it's all over, football more important than art, I can hear singing..."

"My old man
Said don't follow
Van Gogh,

Only follow England
Abroad...

ENGLAND!
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 18, 2021 7:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Happy Waterloo Day
Replies: 23
Views: 805

Re: Happy Waterloo Day

The new town of Waterlooville was named in honour of Waterloo.

I think Jack Dee wrote the Wikipedia page entry:

History

Once there was a pub and then another and another and then Wetherspoons came to town...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterlooville

:-)
by Pstotto
Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Yamaha Superjet no longer just competition
Replies: 5
Views: 379

Re: Yamaha Superjet no longer just competition

I'm not buying one after all...

:-/
by Pstotto
Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Yamaha Superjet no longer just competition
Replies: 5
Views: 379

Re: Yamaha Superjet no longer just competition

Super desirable as an object to do what it's supposed to do.
by Pstotto
Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Yamaha Superjet no longer just competition
Replies: 5
Views: 379

Re: Yamaha Superjet no longer just competition

Super dangerous tech as well...

One needs full body protection kit to use one but what about others?

There's a 1000 cc motorbike power as a jet of air six inches below the ankles and holy moley... One's lunchtime picnic WILL be on the beach, if close by.
by Pstotto
Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Yamaha Superjet no longer just competition
Replies: 5
Views: 379

Re: Yamaha Superjet no longer just competition

The general public version 2021 looks to be a sanitized version of the competition models.

I'm wondering if the competition models are now allowed for general use on the water or not, outside of competition.
by Pstotto
Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Yamaha Superjet no longer just competition
Replies: 5
Views: 379

Re: Yamaha Superjet no longer just competition

"Obviously if there is a home-grown terrorist threat, they will have been waiting for the Superjet to become available for general use."

:-)
by Pstotto
Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Yamaha Superjet no longer just competition
Replies: 5
Views: 379

Yamaha Superjet no longer just competition

... Since when?

I can't find out.

One year????

This year?????

THAT legal on the waves... And how many????????

From where????????

... And the electric teeny versions.... Now that Superjet is no longer only for competition use.

How many of those in a tanker moored off the coast?????

...?
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

Staycation Greetings.jpg Fantastic weather, I go and stand outside Turner Contemporary and shout 'Still there?' at the onlookers on the balcony inside looking at the sea except I don't because the stench of the 'seaweed' is too much and I didn't want to anyway, it was a Billy Liar film-type paranoi...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

Back in real life I went to the pub and started going on about Catholics and this bloke got upset and said "What have you got against Catholics" and I said "The ex."

:-)
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 6:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Spring Photographs
Replies: 180
Views: 8306

Re: Spring Photographs

... And what do those fleas do when there being wizzed around in aerial battles beyond the ken of the human eye at speeds of over 100 mph at 10,000 feet. Is it a tacit agreement, you feed us to use the same as a motorbike and sidecar racer gravity and hanging on arrangement? The ship and the crew, e...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 6:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Spring Photographs
Replies: 180
Views: 8306

Re: Spring Photographs

Swallows and House Martins also, have massive fleas on them. When I've seen films of the couple interacting, they have specialist communication between each other and they evidence clear knowledge of detail close up and can manipulate materials to a craftsman specialist level. They can catch insects...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 3:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

Now guess what part Tracey Emin plays in that, as introduced to us by the elite. The Emin/Munch show has been fours years in the making. Draw your own conclusions about heart-felt sentiment and loving it, in contrast to Edvard Munch Van Gogh or Jackson pollock. She's a 'model' for people to identify...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 3:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

In art now there's a Mobius Loop of the string theory of psychosis creationism via the political will of the elite to use a paradigm as truth simulacra where the resident truth is the phenomena of the model. So one is expected to respect and consider AND TAKE IN, the captious progression into cultur...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: One day to wait for the 2021/22 fixtures
Replies: 23
Views: 1297

Re: ARTICLE: One day to wait for the 2021/22 fixtures

"Don't worry, everything's going to be OK. You were led astray by Real Madrid and Juventus, you lost your nerve a bit, that's all. You're never going to be European mainland Liverpool, Man U. Don't worry I know UEFA, I know what to say. We'll have a good European Championships, think of the small fi...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Emma Hayes
Replies: 38
Views: 3561

Re: Emma Hayes

There's been a concerted campaign against the object for the past 60 years. Look at current car design... Get a lump of indeterminate matter, photograph it through a Waterford cut-glass crystal vase, get a pseudo subjective interpretation of the photo with Google A.I. Neural Networks software and he...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Emma Hayes
Replies: 38
Views: 3561

Re: Emma Hayes

The ideal world of NottsClaret... The 'British Empire' we finally deserve- England run as a corrupt colonial country with a minority New Elite population ruling an oppressed indigenous underclass and ruled by matriarchs expert in emasculating rage.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 1:40 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

If there's going to be a mammoth show, yeah Munch... Not with Tracey Emin riding on the back of genius, though.

It's a Monty Python skit, as it stands.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:58 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

Meanwhile Coventry is gearing up for the Turner Prize and there's going to be a naked Feminist Covid-mask canter through the city on horseback organized by David Lynch... "Don't fckn look at me, you fk."
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Emma Hayes
Replies: 38
Views: 3561

Re: Emma Hayes

Plenty of Bristol Rovers on the beach today.

:-)
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Emma Hayes
Replies: 38
Views: 3561

Re: Emma Hayes

by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Scotland v Czech Republic ....
Replies: 130
Views: 3233

Re: Scotland v Czech Republic ....

Try again in 30 years, bro.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:19 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wembley shadow.
Replies: 36
Views: 2678

Re: Wembley shadow.

Meanwhile, side-by-side map of a football pitch on the right (new Wembley) and a tennis court on the left (old Wembley).
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Scotland v Czech Republic ....
Replies: 130
Views: 3233

Re: Scotland v Czech Republic ....

The territory is the first thing.

He's seen the ball launched, he must have some idea of the trajectory, but the first thing is to get back to the line as quick as possible.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:08 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Scotland v Czech Republic ....
Replies: 130
Views: 3233

Re: Scotland v Czech Republic ....

Next time goalie, run like hell and turn round when you get back.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Emma Hayes
Replies: 38
Views: 3561

Re: Emma Hayes

Now that Shaggy has come back from her gap year...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nicknames
Replies: 31
Views: 1464

Re: Nicknames

Kick The Wednesday Var boys.
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:02 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nicknames
Replies: 31
Views: 1464

Re: Nicknames

Tur...
by Pstotto
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wembley shadow.
Replies: 36
Views: 2678

Re: Wembley shadow.

You'd better ask Cat Stevens...
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 14, 2021 11:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Middle class idiots going on holiday
Replies: 205
Views: 7108

Re: Middle class idiots going on holiday

Capacity crowds for Wimbledon, keep in your bunker boys, WW4 will soon be over.
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

He's a no-show coward like the rest of them.
by Pstotto
Sun Jun 13, 2021 6:56 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

The curator of the Van Gogh museum is just as blind as Hockney. If you think there's any sensitivity to his work then check out his pictures of Saltaire itself. THERE IN THE SAME COLOURS!!!!! Yorkshire or Mars??? The pictorial organization is utterly tragic. The media conversation about Hockney is o...
by Pstotto
Sat Jun 12, 2021 8:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

Grade D O-level, some of those pictures.

If Hockney would claim to compare to Van Gogh as Emin to Munch, perhaps don't invest in art just yet, LCP.

And whilst you're getting off on Hockney, 50,000 M.A. Fine Art postgraduates you've never heard of, shunned to poverty and suicide even.
by Pstotto
Sat Jun 12, 2021 2:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

Re: David Hockney at the R.A.

There's the OP and then there's the paid North Korean political bureau for the next four posts.
by Pstotto
Fri Jun 11, 2021 7:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Hockney at the R.A.
Replies: 38
Views: 1451

David Hockney at the R.A.

Come the summer the R.A. thinks it is competing with Trocadero down Piccadilly and stuff like "Come and listen to 2500 years of traditional Chinese music in one minute." To touch base with the money they've come up with something North Korea friendly and for young royals full of beans to enjoy along...