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by distortiondave
Thu Apr 25, 2024 12:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Why Vincent Kompany was sent off at Chelsea
Replies: 19
Views: 1018

Re: Why Vincent Kompany was sent off at Chelsea

Maybe, like most winners, he's a bad loser. Maybe the pressures of management are different enough to make him snap. Maybe the referees are so much worse now than when he was playing that in his mind the ref must be a cheat, lest he be utterly incompetent. Maybe the referee is a cheat. FWIW, I think...
by distortiondave
Wed Apr 24, 2024 11:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Relegation Run-In
Replies: 61
Views: 6822

Re: Relegation Run-In

The trouble Luton have is that all of their opponents will be expecting to win and will see them as an easy way to climb up a few million quid. e.g Everton could find a way to say they actually played well enough to finish above Chelsea or some ********, and West Ham won't want to lose at home to th...
by distortiondave
Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Relegation Run-In
Replies: 61
Views: 6822

Re: Relegation Run-In

Would you swap fixtures with forest? I think we'd all swap fixtures with Luton! Assuming they get 3 points from Sheffield United and lose the other two, we'd need to get 4 points from Man Utd, Newcastle and Spurs to ensure a last day win keeps us up. Sounds doable, but would you prefer the Man City ...
by distortiondave
Wed Apr 24, 2024 1:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jet trails
Replies: 139
Views: 4155

Re: Jet trails

They did, they can and they will.
It's a long term thing - the vaccination process will take years.
by distortiondave
Wed Apr 24, 2024 1:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jet trails
Replies: 139
Views: 4155

Re: Jet trails

A vaccine isn't a cure, it's a preventative measure. You vaccinate children so as to limit or eliminate the chance of getting XYZ in the future, like polio or TB, or Flu. You could carry and therefore pass on Covid even without displaying symptoms or being ill yourself, so whilst children weren't dy...
by distortiondave
Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:11 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jet trails
Replies: 139
Views: 4155

Re: Jet trails

The most likely conspiracy is that conspiracy theories are invented and propagated deliberately so that kooks and youtubers can disseminate fantasy to the world so that no one looks too closely at a more mundane, yet actual globally impactful conspiracy. I don't know what that it is, my mind can't w...
by distortiondave
Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Blue Lights
Replies: 5
Views: 939

Re: Blue Lights

I don't know it, but enjoyed Line of Duty. What flavour of TV is it on?
by distortiondave
Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tonight's football 22nd April
Replies: 43
Views: 1410

Re: Tonight's football 22nd April

Neither Leeds nor Leicester will be as good as they are now in the championship next season, so I'd like them both to stay down and be big, rubbish, fish.
But whichever of them stays down, if even one does, they'll not finish top six, IMO.
by distortiondave
Mon Apr 22, 2024 8:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nottingham Forest tweet
Replies: 192
Views: 11876

Re: Nottingham Forest tweet

So Forest a bit unlucky, but no more than we have had multiple times, no corruption, Clattenberg surely has to resign from Forest role after insulting his old pals in that way? Hard to see Forest getting many decisions in the closing games now tbh. Refs must be really naffed off. That would be an e...
by distortiondave
Mon Apr 22, 2024 8:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's Games
Replies: 246
Views: 6086

Re: Today's Games

I think five years ago a linesman disallows that goal immediately because it looked offside in real time, and it's the easier decision to make rather than potentially being responsible for Man Utd losing a semi final to lower league side from 3-0 up in the 121st minute if you turn out to be wrong. W...
by distortiondave
Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Everton tomorrow
Replies: 38
Views: 3172

Re: Everton tomorrow

Yes, plus Everton still have a game in hand afterwards, albeit against Liverpool.
by distortiondave
Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wilder
Replies: 36
Views: 4742

Re: Wilder

There's at least 3 goal saving, er, saves by Muric just on the 3 minute sky highlights, and the consensus on here was a poor performance from us until our first goal, a little after 35 minutes. I'm not sure what's so out of order in what he's said? He's a manager trying to sugar coat a bad situation...
by distortiondave
Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd v Burnley Match Thread.
Replies: 460
Views: 8782

Re: Sheffield Utd v Burnley Match Thread.

jedi_master wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:42 pm
This could be anything - we know what these lot are like after they concede quickfire. We need to go for the jugular.
Given this is more like being at the circus than a top level sporting event, I think we should go for the juggler.
by distortiondave
Sat Apr 20, 2024 12:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How we get the ball into the box
Replies: 16
Views: 1030

Re: How we get the ball into the box

With so much of the game now given over to analysis and stats, having no readable data is hilariously concerning.
by distortiondave
Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Safe standing at the Turf
Replies: 58
Views: 3498

Re: Safe standing at the Turf

Emotional?
by distortiondave
Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Thursday night games
Replies: 21
Views: 1099

Re: Thursday night games

Bayer Leverkusen win the tie, but also avoid being beaten on the night to go, I think, 45 games unbeaten. 45 games! Going undefeated all season, winning the league, domestic cup and a european cup, is all on the cards. It's pretty mind-blowing really, and would set you up nicely had you bet on it at...
by distortiondave
Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sky and EFL package
Replies: 39
Views: 2508

Re: Sky and EFL package

Does this mean they'll be 'properly' shown, as opposed to 'red buttoned'?
I saw a few red button games and it seemed like just a single camera - poor angles, local commentary, no replays - like watching it on the radio.
by distortiondave
Tue Apr 16, 2024 12:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FA Cup Attendances
Replies: 9
Views: 2257

Re: FA Cup Attendances

Quicknick wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:55 am
James, Morley and Kindon got the goals in the replay from memory. I went to the home game.
This thread is 7 years old, you mad man.
by distortiondave
Sat Apr 13, 2024 9:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Why do really rubbish films exist?
Replies: 7
Views: 686

Why do really rubbish films exist?

It must cost millions to make a movie, so what's in it for the creators of TRANSMUTATORS. https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/transmutators Or, Sharknado and it's innumerable sequels; https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/sharknado or 5 headed shark attack https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/5-headed-sha...
by distortiondave
Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: So do you drop Muric after two massive costly howlers?
Replies: 363
Views: 10683

Re: So do you drop Muric after two massive costly howlers?

Whilst I think Muric has a calamity in him, if he starts the season as number one then he doesn't make either of those most recent mistakes, IMO. He did make mistakes last season - Blackpool and Watford at home were mistakes, and he had a torrid time at Sheffield United - but overall he was excellen...
by distortiondave
Sat Apr 13, 2024 2:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Todays Football
Replies: 23
Views: 1384

Re: Todays Football

Southampton can still catch leeds - 3 games in hand and still to play each other.
by distortiondave
Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Has Cutest Dog?
Replies: 70
Views: 3295

Re: Who Has Cutest Dog?

The picture of the weightlifting dog got me wondering why he'd put pictures of his kids on the garage door!
by distortiondave
Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Has Cutest Dog?
Replies: 70
Views: 3295

Re: Who Has Cutest Dog?

you've got a good boy, Macca, but terrible wallpaper.
by distortiondave
Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche to be sacked?
Replies: 41
Views: 3640

Re: Dyche to be sacked?

Not convinced, but you may well be right. Have you done the 'carn't' test?
by distortiondave
Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche to be sacked?
Replies: 41
Views: 3640

Re: Dyche to be sacked?

ksrclaret wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:12 pm
Good to see Nori all over this thread.

And when I say good to see…
I thought I was good at spotting multiple accounts, but this one has got me.
Who is Nori on this thread? Nothing reads like them, IMO.
by distortiondave
Sat Apr 06, 2024 11:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O'Shea ball control
Replies: 48
Views: 3338

Re: O'Shea ball control

123EasyasBFC wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 11:37 pm
Luckily for you he will be missing for next 3 games at least
is that definite? If he got sent off for DOGSO then it'll only be a 1 match ban, no?
by distortiondave
Sat Apr 06, 2024 10:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Harry Kane
Replies: 31
Views: 2590

Re: Harry Kane

Best striker in the world is right, and that includes Haaland who is himself a machine, but is nothing like the complete player Kane is. There's not been many strikers like Kane. Shearer draws obvious comparisons because of goals scored, but they're nothing alike. Kane is the best striker of his gen...
by distortiondave
Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Luxury tax
Replies: 39
Views: 2695

Re: Luxury tax

These are all stepping stones to a closed league with no relegation.
by distortiondave
Thu Apr 04, 2024 5:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Free Kick Or No Free Kick
Replies: 69
Views: 4298

Re: Free Kick Or No Free Kick

Dermot Gallagher on drunk drivers (allegedly): 'It's not deliberate, it's just a misjudgement, but it is the consequences - because if that driver kills someone the stakes get ramped up. If he gets home safe and sound, it gets washed away and forgotten. It seems as if the world is against drinking a...
by distortiondave
Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:02 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sequence of events after Wolves Scored
Replies: 29
Views: 2497

Re: Sequence of events after Wolves Scored

What needs to happen to make sure free kicks like that aren't given again, is to make every foul a red card, because red cards always get checked.
Reductio ad absurdum.
by distortiondave
Tue Apr 02, 2024 7:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley vs Wolves
Replies: 338
Views: 11559

Re: Burnley vs Wolves

Plenty of time yet for a demoralising Fulham fightback.
by distortiondave
Tue Apr 02, 2024 4:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: PREVIEW: Clarets looking to make it four without defeat
Replies: 3
Views: 332

Re: PREVIEW: Clarets looking to make it four without defeat

That 'Arrive Dyche' was the worst new manager welcome on a matchday programme ever.
by distortiondave
Tue Apr 02, 2024 11:26 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RATE THE REF - Darren England v Chelsea
Replies: 102
Views: 6155

Re: RATE THE REF - Darren England v Chelsea

He's been given the City/Villa game this week.
by distortiondave
Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RATE THE REF - Darren England v Chelsea
Replies: 102
Views: 6155

Re: RATE THE REF - Darren England v Chelsea

They have zero understanding of football, that's long been the problem. VAR is a waste of everyone's time as they don't know what they are looking at. This is really the crux of it. It's like they've been given the rules/laws of the game and told to enact them. By that metric, I could referee Ameri...
by distortiondave
Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: so come May teams might be relegated then re-instated !!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1364

Re: so come May teams might be relegated then re-instated !!!

I think if either a) Forest are relegated and would have been even with their points back, or b) Forest are safe despite their points deduction, the punishment will stand. It'll be interesting if Forest go down but a 2 or 3 point deduction would have seen them safe. (unless there's already muttering...
by distortiondave
Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley divisive XI' would be a fun thing to do... Thread worthy!
Replies: 97
Views: 3784

Re: Burnley divisive XI' would be a fun thing to do... Thread worthy!

Hendrick and Dave Jones was only divisive online; they never/rarely got grief from the crowd.
The only player I remember being booed by their our fans was Tony Philiskirk, we've been quite genial in the main since about 1996.
by distortiondave
Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley divisive XI' would be a fun thing to do... Thread worthy!
Replies: 97
Views: 3784

Re: Burnley divisive XI' would be a fun thing to do... Thread worthy!

I don't really remember much division in the stands, but i only started watching us in the glory seeking days of 91/92. Of long time players and the internet, I suspect our divisive players are mainly goalkeepers; we have given front row seats to such goalkeeping luminaries (and these are in our goo...
by distortiondave
Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Road House
Replies: 13
Views: 1888

Re: Road House

I've never seen it, but I have seen this, so I might as well have seen it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYtui-3UnPU
by distortiondave
Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Muric back to fans’ acclaim
Replies: 16
Views: 1500

Re: ARTICLE: Muric back to fans’ acclaim

Of all the players we've had deserving of being called 'rubbish', I bet Paul Robinson is on no-one's top 100.
by distortiondave
Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Vibram Shoes?
Replies: 41
Views: 2046

Re: Vibram Shoes?

I don't know what most of the words on this thread mean.
by distortiondave
Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: HAPPY MONDAY!. FOREST, points deduction?
Replies: 142
Views: 10243

Re: HAPPY MONDAY!. FOREST, points deduction?

Regarding the johnson situation - it does seem a bit rum that Forest are being punished for breaching profit rules by selling a player for more money during the same transfer window.
by distortiondave
Sat Mar 16, 2024 9:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Confident for tomorrow
Replies: 60
Views: 3570

Re: Confident for tomorrow

Toney to miss a penalty, Collins to be sent off, Burnley to win 2-0.
by distortiondave
Wed Mar 13, 2024 11:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bournemouth v Luton
Replies: 166
Views: 6583

Re: Bournemouth v Luton

Vegas Claret wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2024 10:50 pm
who was it/ what game ?
Without cheating, I remember Man Utd beating Spurs 5-3 from 3-0 down. I bet that's 20 years ago.
by distortiondave
Mon Mar 11, 2024 10:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chelsea v Newcastle
Replies: 25
Views: 1493

Re: Chelsea v Newcastle

Rileybobs wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2024 10:05 pm
A little fella called Bukayo!
of course! I forgot about him. Yeah, he's better than Palmer, but not better than Foden....? Given the choice, I'd pick Foden, but there's a gnat's cockhair between them really.
by distortiondave
Mon Mar 11, 2024 10:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chelsea v Newcastle
Replies: 25
Views: 1493

Re: Chelsea v Newcastle

Should Cole Palmer be going to the Euros? He's having an excellent season. I don't follow much beyond us, but Rashford, Sterling, Grealish and the like are all having poor or injured seasons, so why not Kane up top, Foden and Palmer on the sides? One would assume that Bellingham has played his way ...
by distortiondave
Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chelsea v Newcastle
Replies: 25
Views: 1493

Re: Chelsea v Newcastle

These must be the worst two expensively assembled teams ever, er, assembled. There's like a billion quid on the pitch and god knows how much in wages, and they are miles behind even Spurs, never mind City, Liverpool or Arsenal.
by distortiondave
Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We don't like defending
Replies: 22
Views: 1660

Re: We don't like defending

3 teams on the exact same number of goals conceded must be highly improbable.
by distortiondave
Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tonight’s Football
Replies: 180
Views: 4461

Re: Tonight’s Football

What about letting 5 in at home in consecutive games - Sheff Utd have now done three straight in the league, four straight including the cup.
An aggregate score of 0-15 in two and half games is more like a rubbish tennis match than a top division football match.
by distortiondave
Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tonight’s Football
Replies: 180
Views: 4461

Re: Tonight’s Football

Until tonight, were we the only team to be 5-0 down at home at half time since football began in 1992? (City under Laws)
by distortiondave
Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tonight’s Football
Replies: 180
Views: 4461

Re: Tonight’s Football

I chose a bad night to start drinking double jaegermeisters everytime sheffield united let a goal in hic