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- Thu Apr 25, 2024 11:48 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Daft pictures or jokes
- Replies: 647
- Views: 132542
- Sun Apr 21, 2024 2:08 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: BFC Women on The Turf today.
- Replies: 72
- Views: 4418
- Wed Apr 17, 2024 10:37 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Daft pictures or jokes
- Replies: 647
- Views: 132542
Re: Daft pictures or jokes
Dele Alli stood in the MNF studio whilst Carragher says 'Everton have made really poor signings over the years'
- Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:07 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: So do you drop Muric after two massive costly howlers?
- Replies: 363
- Views: 11173
Re: So do you drop Muric after two massive costly howlers?
Right I'm off then you boring prick
- Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:07 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: So do you drop Muric after two massive costly howlers?
- Replies: 363
- Views: 11173
- Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: So do you drop Muric after two massive costly howlers?
- Replies: 363
- Views: 11173
Re: So do you drop Muric after two massive costly howlers?
You belong on the stage with that quip, absolutely f**ING hilarious
- Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: So do you drop Muric after two massive costly howlers?
- Replies: 363
- Views: 11173
- Sat Apr 13, 2024 5:59 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: So do you drop Muric after two massive costly howlers?
- Replies: 363
- Views: 11173
Re: So do you drop Muric after two massive costly howlers?
He should never have been brought back today proved he is not the answer.
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:06 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Masters golf
- Replies: 52
- Views: 3183
Re: Masters golf
Still hoping that Rory can hold his nerve and win this fantastic tournament second only to the OpenClaret80.. wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:18 pmMasters this weekend, who’s backing who? I’ve gone for harman, matsuyama and Thomas…. Can’t wait 4 nights of theatre!
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dull man's club.
- Replies: 101
- Views: 5833
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:02 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Daft pictures or jokes
- Replies: 647
- Views: 132542
Re: Daft pictures or jokes
I know at my age I should know better but this really tickled me.
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:20 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dull man's club.
- Replies: 101
- Views: 5833
Re: Dull man's club.
My eyebrows grow faster than my beard and I like to count the seconds it takes for me get upstairs to the toilet my record is 4 seconds but I was really bursting that day it generally on average takes me 7 seconds.
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:52 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dull man's club.
- Replies: 101
- Views: 5833
Re: Dull man's club.
Why does my beard hair grow so randomly when my head hair is dead straight?
I’ve pondered this for years.
Dullman 68 grey hair hates washing.
I’ve pondered this for years.
Dullman 68 grey hair hates washing.
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dull man's club.
- Replies: 101
- Views: 5833
Re: Dull man's club.
When I worked at Track Records in York during the 90's, a guy came up to the counter one day near to Christmas, with a list in his hand. He was obviously after a present for someone, and he proceeded to ask (in a cockernee kind of accent)... 'Excuse me, have you a CD by (and this is what he said)......
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 1:06 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dull man's club.
- Replies: 101
- Views: 5833
Re: Dull man's club.
I'll think about it and let you know, I might even send you a picture do you have any pictures of your door handles for me to scrutinisedougcollins wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:49 pmWhen you change the screw, will you put it on straight?
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:44 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dull man's club.
- Replies: 101
- Views: 5833
Re: Dull man's club.
My wife has just “caught” me vacuuming the garage floor. Quote: “no other man would vacuum his garage floor”. Please prove her wrong
M 56 size UK 9 no bananas
M 56 size UK 9 no bananas
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:42 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dull man's club.
- Replies: 101
- Views: 5833
Re: Dull man's club.
That's what we are after Rowls. Dullness
Glad somebody got the hang of being dull
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:14 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dull man's club.
- Replies: 101
- Views: 5833
Re: Dull man's club.
Could be dull - could be scarily important.
My wife just found this underneath her car (Peugeot Partner)
Heavy, metal, finished at one end, oily smell.
What is it?
My wife just found this underneath her car (Peugeot Partner)
Heavy, metal, finished at one end, oily smell.
What is it?
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:10 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dull man's club.
- Replies: 101
- Views: 5833
Re: Dull man's club.
I planted six tomato seedlings yesterday. They are of six different varieties but three of them are a red tomato and the other three are yellow. To make the display of tomatoie abundance I hope they will eventually achieve more aesthetically pleasing I have arranged them symmetrically with the yello...
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dull man's club.
- Replies: 101
- Views: 5833
Dull man's club.
Thought I'd start a dull man's club for dullards on here.
I'll start. I've been debating for 20 years which screw to change
I'll start. I've been debating for 20 years which screw to change
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:01 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Everton - 2 more points deducted.
- Replies: 72
- Views: 4565
Re: Everton - 2 more points deducted.
To do what exactly? Storm the league again…. Great… but it only brings us back to where we’ve come from. What exactly do you want as a Burnley fan? Fairness would be a start,and if we storm the Championship every other year then have to endure the Premier league and all their money for one season I...
- Mon Apr 08, 2024 3:35 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Everton - 2 more points deducted.
- Replies: 72
- Views: 4565
Re: Everton - 2 more points deducted.
Thank god they didnt get anymore than 2 anymore than that might have had us avoiding relegation from this god awful corupt division.
Thanks guys, roll on next season and competitive football.
Thanks guys, roll on next season and competitive football.
- Sat Apr 06, 2024 4:46 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: I’m so sick of Kompany
- Replies: 349
- Views: 16500
Re: I’m so sick of Kompany
I’ve laid off recently, because it seems he is bulletproof when it comes to getting sacked by AP, but this bloke is a legend in his own mind. He needs to GO now! Don’t wait, relegation is all but confirmed today. His in game management is diabolical! His tactics are a mystery, importantly they seem...
- Fri Apr 05, 2024 1:43 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Will we be out-Dyched on Saturday?
- Replies: 49
- Views: 3202
- Fri Apr 05, 2024 1:43 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Daft pictures or jokes
- Replies: 647
- Views: 132542
Re: Daft pictures or jokes
A dead end.
- Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Will we be out-Dyched on Saturday?
- Replies: 49
- Views: 3202
Re: Will we be out-Dyched on Saturday?
I would love it if we beat them love it, Dyche is on borrowed time at Everton he will be gone come May if he thought anything about our club he would throw this match
- Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:32 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Daft pictures or jokes
- Replies: 647
- Views: 132542
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 6:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Own up
- Replies: 31
- Views: 3899
- Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:18 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Daft pictures or jokes
- Replies: 647
- Views: 132542
- Sat Mar 09, 2024 9:42 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: inane lyrics
- Replies: 56
- Views: 2769
Re: inane lyrics
Here it is in all its glory
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ6pe ... l6QAnJg2WK
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ6pe ... l6QAnJg2WK
- Sat Mar 09, 2024 9:38 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: inane lyrics
- Replies: 56
- Views: 2769
Re: inane lyrics
So now we're on a death trip, listen to the blood drip Oozing from a curled lip, ever thought of dying slowly Ever thought of dying totally unholy. Someone's trying to fool us, maybe it's your daughters Can you hear the walrus offering a sad solution? He's calling out for teenage revolution And can ...
- Sun Feb 25, 2024 9:23 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Ian Dury sums up this season for me.
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1103
Re: Ian Dury sums up this season for me.
Here's a song for StayingDown4Ever and his grasp of the art of goalkeeping
https://open.spotify.com/track/7sQ9eys8 ... RVF9yPUWQA
https://open.spotify.com/track/7sQ9eys8 ... RVF9yPUWQA
- Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:20 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley vs Palace Match thread
- Replies: 733
- Views: 19901
Re: Burnley vs Palace Match thread
HarshSuperjohnnyfrancis wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:18 pmNo they can stay the guy that sleeps in the back room can go though
- Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:16 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley vs Palace Match thread
- Replies: 733
- Views: 19901
Re: Burnley vs Palace Match thread
Even the tea ladies and the blokes that clean the bogs Harsh!.. very harsh.Superjohnnyfrancis wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 5:06 pmThe whole place needs sacking and starting again including Pace if he can’t see past the end of his nose.
- Sat Feb 24, 2024 4:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley vs Palace Match thread
- Replies: 733
- Views: 19901
Re: Burnley vs Palace Match thread
I just wish that c** t with the drum would STFU.
- Thu Feb 22, 2024 10:59 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Obuse to players online
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2305
Re: Obuse to players online
To be fair that's a pretty good likeness to Josh
- Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:06 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: RIP UpTheClarets
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1880
Re: RIP UpTheClarets
This site has filled many hours of many days for years for me but I finally think its time for me to take a leave of absence. The levels of negativity amaze me, everyone is suddenly a money man and know how worried Pace must be. Telling us Kompany the man who gave me the most enjoyable season in 35...
- Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:51 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Home before the final whistle
- Replies: 121
- Views: 5709
- Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Carets / BFC Private reg plates
- Replies: 74
- Views: 3649
Re: Carets / BFC Private reg plates
Just returned from court have we?
- Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:25 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Strange player behaviour?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2089
Re: Strange player behaviour?
Trafford abuse brought up on yet another thread he’s not got anything to do with. He did a short interview that the club posted on Instagram yesterday with many snide comments from people below. Ironically he comes across as a genuinely down to earth young lad. What a completely s****e set of suppo...
- Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dj steve wright
- Replies: 46
- Views: 4613
Re: Dj steve wright
It's sad to hear of the death of Steve Wright, I feel it would be fitting if someone spoke loudly over the the 1st thirty seconds and then the last 30 seconds of the vicars eulogy and someone else from the congregation hummed annoyingly out of tune at his funeral RIP x His style was quite annoying ...
- Tue Feb 13, 2024 5:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dj steve wright
- Replies: 46
- Views: 4613
Re: Dj steve wright
Serious Jockin,always used to annoy me how he's never let a record finish and talked over it.RIP though.
- Tue Feb 13, 2024 4:56 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: It's pancake day, innit?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 851
- Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:23 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: JJ Watt...
- Replies: 333
- Views: 22457
- Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: JJ Watt...
- Replies: 333
- Views: 22457
- Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:05 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Vincent’s Cap
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1736
- Sat Feb 10, 2024 5:40 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Vincent’s Cap
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1736
- Sat Feb 10, 2024 3:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: TRAFFORD (AGAIN)
- Replies: 721
- Views: 29307
- Sat Feb 10, 2024 3:54 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: TRAFFORD (AGAIN)
- Replies: 721
- Views: 29307
Re: TRAFFORD (AGAIN)
Fantastic keeper who will go to the very top of the game,unlike his detractors on here who will be getting up at 7 am on a Monday to go to their mundane minimum wage jobs.
- Sat Feb 10, 2024 10:42 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: My Prostrate Diagnosis
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3169
Re: My Prostrate Diagnosis
Good luck Beddie I wish you all the best in your battle with this terrible disease, it really is a scandal men are not routinely screened for prostrate cancer.