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There's a girl in our hotel called Manon everytime someone shouts her name I shitt myself and do a Cruyff
Turn.

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:18 pm
Just taken my seat TM BFC Women v Liverpool Feds.jpg

Mmmmmm.looks riveting

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Dele Alli stood in the MNF studio whilst Carragher says 'Everton have made really poor signings over the years'

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colne-claret wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:06 pm
I’m here all night

Right I'm off then you boring prick

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HahaYeah wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:04 pm
I'm on about Muric. Keep him in for his high ball ability.

he had a shocker in the championship at Bramhall Lane against their high ball

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colne-claret wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:01 pm
Stevie Wonder is that you?

You belong on the stage with that quip, absolutely f**ING hilarious

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HahaYeah wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 13, 2024 5:56 pm
I think I'd keep him in, he took some dangerous crosses very well today so, yeah, keep him in for next week against Sheff U.

Sheffield Utd.thats a big risk remember last time

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He should never have been brought back today proved he is not the answer.

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Claret80.. wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:18 pm
Masters this weekend, who’s backing who? I’ve gone for harman, matsuyama and Thomas…. Can’t wait 4 nights of theatre!

Still hoping that Rory can hold his nerve and win this fantastic tournament second only to the Open

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chekhov wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:31 pm
Slotted screws for door latches/handles are always preferable. The slots should ideally all line up for a satisfying result.

Can you come round and show me what you mean, and bore me to death.

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I know at my age I should know better but this really tickled me.

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My eyebrows grow faster than my beard and I like to count the seconds it takes for me get upstairs to the toilet my record is 4 seconds but I was really bursting that day it generally on average takes me 7 seconds.

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Why does my beard hair grow so randomly when my head hair is dead straight?
I’ve pondered this for years.
Dullman 68 grey hair hates washing.

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When I worked at Track Records in York during the 90's, a guy came up to the counter one day near to Christmas, with a list in his hand. He was obviously after a present for someone, and he proceeded to ask (in a cockernee kind of accent)... 'Excuse me, have you a CD by (and this is what he said)......

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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:49 pm
When you change the screw, will you put it on straight?

I'll think about it and let you know, I might even send you a picture do you have any pictures of your door handles for me to scrutinise

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My wife has just “caught” me vacuuming the garage floor. Quote: “no other man would vacuum his garage floor”. Please prove her wrong

M 56 size UK 9 no bananas

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Rowls wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:38 pm
Here's a top tip for you gents: store tins of beans upside down so that you don't have to scrape beans from the bottom of the tin when you open them.*

* You need to open the tin at the top.

That's what we are after Rowls. Dullness

Glad somebody got the hang of being dull

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Could be dull - could be scarily important.

My wife just found this underneath her car (Peugeot Partner)

Heavy, metal, finished at one end, oily smell.

What is it?

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I planted six tomato seedlings yesterday. They are of six different varieties but three of them are a red tomato and the other three are yellow. To make the display of tomatoie abundance I hope they will eventually achieve more aesthetically pleasing I have arranged them symmetrically with the yello...

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Thought I'd start a dull man's club for dullards on here.
I'll start.

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I've been debating for 20 years which screw to change

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To do what exactly? Storm the league again…. Great… but it only brings us back to where we’ve come from. What exactly do you want as a Burnley fan? Fairness would be a start,and if we storm the Championship every other year then have to endure the Premier league and all their money for one season I...

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Thank god they didnt get anymore than 2 anymore than that might have had us avoiding relegation from this god awful corupt division.
Thanks guys, roll on next season and competitive football.

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I’ve laid off recently, because it seems he is bulletproof when it comes to getting sacked by AP, but this bloke is a legend in his own mind. He needs to GO now! Don’t wait, relegation is all but confirmed today. His in game management is diabolical! His tactics are a mystery, importantly they seem...

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beddie wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:42 pm

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A dead end.

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I would love it if we beat them love it, Dyche is on borrowed time at Everton he will be gone come May if he thought anything about our club he would throw this match

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 01, 2024 2:40 pm
Its Devils Advocate

I thought it was you.

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Here it is in all its glory
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ6pe ... l6QAnJg2WK

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So now we're on a death trip, listen to the blood drip Oozing from a curled lip, ever thought of dying slowly Ever thought of dying totally unholy. Someone's trying to fool us, maybe it's your daughters Can you hear the walrus offering a sad solution? He's calling out for teenage revolution And can ...

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Here's a song for StayingDown4Ever and his grasp of the art of goalkeeping

https://open.spotify.com/track/7sQ9eys8 ... RVF9yPUWQA

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Superjohnnyfrancis wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:18 pm
No they can stay the guy that sleeps in the back room can go though

Harsh

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Superjohnnyfrancis wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 24, 2024 5:06 pm
The whole place needs sacking and starting again including Pace if he can’t see past the end of his nose.

Even the tea ladies and the blokes that clean the bogs Harsh!.. very harsh.

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I just wish that c** t with the drum would STFU.

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To be fair that's a pretty good likeness to Josh

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This site has filled many hours of many days for years for me but I finally think its time for me to take a leave of absence. The levels of negativity amaze me, everyone is suddenly a money man and know how worried Pace must be. Telling us Kompany the man who gave me the most enjoyable season in 35...

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Westleigh wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:29 pm
I think the Arsenal goalkeeper was on the same train.

I'm surprised your still here after your disgusting comments after the injury to Ramsey.

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pushpinpussy wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:09 pm
pretentious douchebags wanting attention

Just returned from court have we?

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Trafford abuse brought up on yet another thread he’s not got anything to do with. He did a short interview that the club posted on Instagram yesterday with many snide comments from people below. Ironically he comes across as a genuinely down to earth young lad. What a completely s****e set of suppo...

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It's sad to hear of the death of Steve Wright, I feel it would be fitting if someone spoke loudly over the the 1st thirty seconds and then the last 30 seconds of the vicars eulogy and someone else from the congregation hummed annoyingly out of tune at his funeral RIP x His style was quite annoying ...

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Serious Jockin,always used to annoy me how he's never let a record finish and talked over it.RIP though.

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Nori1958 wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:03 pm
I'd lay off the tropical if I was you

I think he's totally forgotten he's on his yacht in the canaries

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Hapag Lloyd wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:01 pm
Must be raining in the Canaries.

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Westleigh wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 10, 2024 5:44 pm
It’s ok I’m in my yacht in the Canary Islands at the moment,enjoy your work sucker.

Grandad Westleigh on his jollies.

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Westleigh wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 10, 2024 4:53 pm
A special award today for Vincent’s Cap for what? Suggesting all Trafford detractors will be going to work on Monday to their mundane jobs and minimum wages.congratulations VC

I'm flattered
Chill out grandad

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BigChaCha wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 10, 2024 3:55 pm
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Did you realise what you had written was utter rubbish so you deleted it so a not look a dick?

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Fantastic keeper who will go to the very top of the game,unlike his detractors on here who will be getting up at 7 am on a Monday to go to their mundane minimum wage jobs.

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Good luck Beddie I wish you all the best in your battle with this terrible disease, it really is a scandal men are not routinely screened for prostrate cancer.

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