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by Pstotto
Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

"Palma? Palma... I'm afraid you're just too hot, Palma. I'm going to have to say goodbye to you."
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
Replies: 48
Views: 7370

Re: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted

Just checked the Internet, it started on????

9/11.
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

The Unifying Theory of Art in the press tomorrow, thanks.

Worldwide.
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

£50 million please, Arts Council of Great Britain.

Thanks.

Now.
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

... And raising a glass of Port to the screen and saying 'Chairs Tables.'
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

COBBLE behind a screen laughing yah...
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

Ed Harris, Anthony Hopkins art biopic in-real Hollywood time?
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

Canterbury hoping for a new martyr and tourism my ritual sacrifice??????

No thanks.
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

... And the spin might be "look, it's tough for all types too."

... Said by spokesman with 50 -room mansion with all mod-cons yah.
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

... One whole year total isolation, sense deprivation and mental ill on top.
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

How ill would you be, having to live like that for 20 years alone?
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

Unifying Theory of Art, front page Daily Telegraph, see what you can do for me.

Meanwhile, digs at 60 for the world's number one art theorist life denied and **** on:
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I was living better as a student when I was 20.
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

I wasn't aware I was trying to beat a system, Cobble, but thanks anyway.
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

No idea. I go into a cafe in Ramsgate for dinner, sit down and wait. The woman says hello. Other people come in and get served, me still waiting. 15 minutes later, I leave and say goodybe and she says goodbye. I go to a beach cafe have a burger, I have to spit it out. How much filth was in it, I don...
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

Blind lady asking for help at junction.

I hold her arm to help and she says to her dog, 'No Don't' or something like that, to imply I'm not the piece of **** it must think I am.
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

I go to a pub and feel ill after, every glass special one for the northerner. Country pub empty apart from a posh couple. I go in and they say to the barmaid "The thing about the English pub is that's there's always individual characters, I can't remember. I go into the garden and they are with thei...
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Re: Life in the south

And you were denied in your profession as well?
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Life in the south
Replies: 102
Views: 12884

Life in the south

I'm being bullied out of my flat by my landlord and estate agent. Somebody wants me out of Canterbury. I've been served an eviction notice without reason. When I asked they said it was because the landlord wanted to do up the flat. When I said I was too mentally ill to look for somewhere new at this...
by Pstotto
Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
Replies: 48
Views: 7370

Re: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted

Keep Calm in an Earthquake and Carry On like Roobarb and Custard.
by Pstotto
Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
Replies: 48
Views: 7370

Re: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted

I hope this is not a portent of doom, for either La Palma or myself in some way,but currently in my bedsit is this work-in-no-progress:
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I've got the deck shoes on, in the room.
by Pstotto
Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
Replies: 48
Views: 7370

Re: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted

TV presenter getting close up... I've stood in the crater of El Teide and looking back, the steaming crust could have been 1 cm thick. The devastation, the size of the massive crater, one hell of a bang went off whenever. Looking at the tsunami map of possible water travel, Heysham power station and...
by Pstotto
Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Safe standing allowed from 2022
Replies: 65
Views: 8152

Re: Safe standing allowed from 2022

You know how when one is ill and one takes tentative steps to recovery?

... And that convalescent feeling on initial perhaps timidity?

The crippled fans can limp back on the terraces to Zimmer-frame stand, all beaten, if you're lucky.
by Pstotto
Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Big Match
Replies: 9
Views: 2125

Re: The Big Match

by Pstotto
Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Random, weird question..
Replies: 37
Views: 4763

Re: Random, weird question..

You don't have to, they're perennials.
by Pstotto
Sun Sep 19, 2021 10:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
Replies: 48
Views: 7370

Re: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted

I saw the Earth
From Space

Like a moth
To the flame

I never made it
To that place

My fate
Was a
Shooting star.
by Pstotto
Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Always put other people first...
Replies: 10
Views: 888

Re: Always put other people first...

... Unless with one hand on the bar.
by Pstotto
Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Always put other people first...
Replies: 10
Views: 888

Re: Always put other people first...

If you're sat at a bar on your phone right now and you've tried to sit cross-legged and recline the bar stool on just one of its legs and be gyroscopic to test the theory out, good luck!

: D

I can't do it.

:-)
by Pstotto
Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Always put other people first...
Replies: 10
Views: 888

Re: Always put other people first...

Last time I saw him in a pub he was sitting down with his legs crossed, discussing art.
by Pstotto
Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Always put other people first...
Replies: 10
Views: 888

Re: Always put other people first...

I've always been able to swivel on a bar tool.

Roggerham Gate has those type of bar stools where you can sit cross legged and turn round...

:-)

Pure 1970s with cask ale.
by Pstotto
Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Always put other people first...
Replies: 10
Views: 888

Re: Always put other people first...

Dodge City normal talk...
by Pstotto
Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Always put other people first...
Replies: 10
Views: 888

Re: Always put other people first...

It's introspection as well.
by Pstotto
Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Always put other people first...
Replies: 10
Views: 888

Re: Always put other people first...

I can sit cross legged and also sit with my legs apart because I have attained that agility.
by Pstotto
Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Always put other people first...
Replies: 10
Views: 888

Re: Always put other people first...

You can sit on a bar stool and move it better.
by Pstotto
Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Always put other people first...
Replies: 10
Views: 888

Re: Always put other people first...

People ask others why?

'Why do you want to do that?'

Well, I can recline at the bar, it's more gyroscopic.
by Pstotto
Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Always put other people first...
Replies: 10
Views: 888

Re: Always put other people first...

I used to have confident friends in Burnley... You'd got to the pub and sit with your legs crossed on a bar stool and he'd express male surprise and exclaim how could you sit like that in the pub?
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I went for a drink with him recently after a long while and he said the same thing.
by Pstotto
Sun Sep 19, 2021 5:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Always put other people first...
Replies: 10
Views: 888

Always put other people first...

... Before your wedding.

Those people who say 'Always put other people first', miss that bit out.

Those people why say 'Always put other people first' perhaps will hope to defer to the next life their karma yoga?
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Big Match
Replies: 9
Views: 2125

Re: The Big Match

£500,000 a week?

That'll do nicely, £500,000 for an art work by me and perhaps I can leave a one-room hell that I've been forced to live alone in for 20 years.

Dyche?

Thanks.
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Big Match
Replies: 9
Views: 2125

Re: The Big Match

Calling the shots
Woman with 3 kds
Looking for the one
Likes Adele
Must be like
Jason Statham
And she
Wants to take it slow
And see how things go
Shy at first.

Why not pay for some tokens
Or digital flowers?
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Big Match
Replies: 9
Views: 2125

Re: The Big Match

And when the music stops
For the next Lockdown????

Me bedsit for another year
Alone
My girl not in my hands.

No.
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Big Match
Replies: 9
Views: 2125

Re: The Big Match

Bloomsbury Dough
My book doh
And yours
by Pstotto
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Big Match
Replies: 9
Views: 2125

The Big Match

Falling in
Love again
On the corner of the street
Outside the call centre offices
Of the dating
Agency

Staff on the dinner
Having a laugh
At my social agony.

Venture capitalist
Feeders and screwers
Of the lonely.
by Pstotto
Tue Sep 14, 2021 3:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A considered view of some of the issues...
Replies: 64
Views: 7164

Re: A considered view of some of the issues...

The product and the blitz to the light show are not related at all.
by Pstotto
Tue Sep 14, 2021 3:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A considered view of some of the issues...
Replies: 64
Views: 7164

Re: A considered view of some of the issues...

The Hun crossed out of the Sun. if you watch the first Everton goal the strob-slip of the graphic and the explosive white light in contrast to the black of the night sky is akin also to being blinded by the light and the after shock of that. If you're in a total black sapce and very quickly put a li...
by Pstotto
Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A considered view of some of the issues...
Replies: 64
Views: 7164

Re: A considered view of some of the issues...

Night match remember, black and white.
by Pstotto
Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A considered view of some of the issues...
Replies: 64
Views: 7164

Re: A considered view of some of the issues...

That bit of mind has been etched out.
by Pstotto
Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A considered view of some of the issues...
Replies: 64
Views: 7164

Re: A considered view of some of the issues...

Laser pens, no.

50 million candle-energy strobe stop-start blinkage tech OK.

Nobody will notice.
by Pstotto
Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Matteo Messina Denaro meets Best's ex
Replies: 0
Views: 684

Matteo Messina Denaro meets Best's ex

... And she's says to him "You won't find happiness in being a mafia hitman. If you're looking for happiness in mob violence..."
by Pstotto
Tue Sep 14, 2021 11:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A considered view of some of the issues...
Replies: 64
Views: 7164

Re: A considered view of some of the issues...

Nuclear blinded to momentarily stun his concentration.