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That's right. I've just spent 25 years alone. That's one hell of a party I've missed.

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Going to my g.p. is not going to result in a holiday for two with a nice sexy lady in a villa on Crete for the summer.

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I'm feeling suicidal right now. I think partly it's a middle aged issue of no options, as if one were in a submarine going down. I think I'll just carry on another day and see, but if the gods are against you, it feels like there's not much point. One of the problems with women is supply and demand,...

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87.59 Hoping Chile score as I want extra time so I can watch some footy with my Sunday dinner. Tea ready in five minutes, sea bass, chips and salad with a slice of lemon, french dressing, tomato sauce and a glass of Waitrose cola.

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I think that's a good point Darthlaw. Would the crush have happened if there had just been ticket holders within the Leppings lane end? Who was there without a ticket and how did they get to (and into) the stadium? Were coaches laid on for people without tickets? Whether that was a contributing fact...

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Thank you for your prompt reply. Now I know. I suppose the question now is not whether he lied or not, but 'Why were the gates opened?' and 'Were they opened with the intent to cause injury?'

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As Cancer is the sign of domestic bliss, he will be concerned to build a happy home. Let's hope BFC is the happy home for him, for many years to come. Happy Birthday, Mr. Dyche!

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Ralph Coates

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What exactly happened regarding Heysel? What about the manslaughter charges regarding that? After all, the Liverpool fans were filmed charging the Juventus fans to death, so their identities could be traced. It's a story that I never saw in the news. When Burnley were in the Leppings Lane end in 197...

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Primary Padiham Council Secondary C.R.G.S. What a lousy football education. If you weren't from the council estate gang then you didn't count at football. At C.R.G.S. is was regimented riga mortis B.R.F.C. Frankenstein football, no wonder they always lost. I was always a free spirit so I missed out ...

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Pitch and put.

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Keane is eager to move on. What a slag. Girlie turd.

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Good. Don't recall anything to do with Buddhism doing the grooves like that.

We got soul, yeah?

Yes.

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3 Million striker bid? How about four strikers? Squad of 22, four strikers. We don't need 3 million strikers.

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Burnley quite clearly used to down the attendance figures for a bit off the tax. Everyone knew it. I started drinking in the Red Rock when I was 16 because it was the local policeman's pub, so you could be sure of a lock in.

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But seriously... And there is something serious to it. That's the faith that says those who died in Grenfell Tower deserved it. Remember Glenn Hoddle and what he said?

Never mind starting-11's facetious intellectually content-less comment.

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Not the only freak occurrence that day. West Ham and West Brom both had exactly the same attendance of 34,500, was that just a typo, though? Maybe Blackburn scoring eight goals was a typo, too. Don't believe everything you read.

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Clever graphics but no content
Where's the patriotic intent?
Who made it for a Hah Hah,
Maybe Lord Haw Haw?

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I'll tell you now and I'll tell you firmly
Starting 11 can't find much on the Internet
I bet he hasn't had a search
He's in the lurch
So he went on Google
And bought a poodle
For a little canoodle
Cos he's in a bad humour
That there ain't no rumours
About Clarets
New players

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Is that an attempt at a Poem, starting 11?

I can just see John Cooper Clarke on stage doing it, right now.

"I'll tell you now and I'll tell you firmly,
The drugs don't work...they just make you worse"

I doubt that' ll stop the production of Willie Nelson's 'homegrown.'

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Here's a little poem:

Buddhism

You ain't got no soul
You got sh*t
You deserved it
All crime is just
As a meting out
Of Karmic Justice

Maybe I'll just stick to being C of E

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Did you hear the one about the road that crossed the chicken?

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Cool. I once stayed in a cottage on holiday in Cornwall.

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Here is an exercise to try to comprehend beyond the x/y/z of the Cartesian system, which says that with the 3D world one can either go up or down, side to side, or forwards and backwards. if you take three objects in your visual field, for example a laptop, a cup of coffee and a curtain; what that d...

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Maybe, Doug. It's incredibly difficult art and I can only partly comprehend it because I, Iike everyone else; is programed to negotiate the perceived external world. If a square were the door of perception, then how do you open it, to comprehend all the architectonic forms that a square might repres...

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You're just jealous of my superior artistic talent, Spiral. Some things never change...

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:D ... Pictorial transcendentalism, Spiral, not a real object but an illusion of an object in consciousness. The material is the picture but the vision of it is immaterial or is it? Depends on whether consciousness itself is matter. If one sees a face in wood grain, the face is not there, but as an ...

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Good isn't it?

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All my relatives that worked in the mills, wanted them pulled down and the oppression destroyed forever. It might be charming to you but not necessarily for those under the cosh of the oppression. People think it's trendy to have stone floors in a pub but my grandad hated it and would only want to g...

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It's a glorified drinking trough for the local bison. Nothing more.

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Dooseeya playa the longaballa gamy, yah? Maysabe eela feet een.

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Following on from the notion of aliens coming in the form of Transformers. Maybe the aliens REALLY ARE just like Transformers. Take a look: The Transformer's Race graphics.jpg If you turn an image on its side, then it kind of looks a bit like something else. Here I'm just trying to articulate 'the s...

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I hate Radiohead, absolutely soulless ballsless soppy whiny drivel with no rock to it, no roll to it and no funk and hip beats either and all the rest of Glastonbury sounds as sh*te as it always does when I have the misfortune to see it on TV.

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I always fantasized I was Steve Kindon running in on goal with only the keeper to beat, rounding the keeper and then shooting in with my right foot from the narrowest of angles. When that happened on the school playing fields I used to laugh while running with the ball in glorious certainty that the...

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I found a hollowed out stag beetle on the lawn this afternoon. it started moving and a wasp came out of it. Better I didn't photograph it, methinks.

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By the way, God is NOT religion. There is no Christianity or Islam or Atheism, only a deluded concept of any such faith, owing to the imperfection of sense mediation in tandem with the subjectivity of the human condition i.e Holmeclaretian Christianity or Pstottoan C of E etc. as part of the 6 Billi...

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The devil unmasked and that's The Guardian seeking to use another catastrophic event for an agenda.

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With the terraces how they were there might be... More bounce to the ounce.

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For you 1968!

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Look at the photograph of The Kop, what's your problem Bobinho and Rocketlawn chair? You're so computer graphic punch drunk and hypnotized by Sky Box with your delivery pizza that you don't know how to stand and dance around and have fun, you need disabled apparatus and your toilet, too? There are d...

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Departure announcements? I can't think of anything better: (sexy woman in a snooty voice) "Flight 45354 to Geneva, boarding now." Yippee!

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I voted no and I'll tell you why. Never has the emasculation of the English male been more clearly demonstrated that the disablement apparatus of 'safe' standing,' from the happy terraces of yesteryear to the crippled populace of the service economy.

It's an insult.

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JAKERS TV it's silly little pigs worrying. DE BOER is the new Palace manager!

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Bad art, not Modern Art. Modern art is a tactical strategy to try and open the door of perception to see what is universally beyond the limits of the human mind. In ten words: Shape represents form but looks like shape. Tough sh*t. Play. Damien Hirst's sculpture is a vile example of 'public art.' Th...

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If you want to phase something out then you have to supply the way to do it and put forward some creativity regarding what will function better. As far as religion goes, the first thing to address is the issue of transubstantiation and the idea that another man is somehow a conduit between you and G...

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Name her Dani Shbacon, see if that helps or not.

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It's not good for the health, to exercise every day. You get muscle wastage instead of muscle development.

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Bernd Schuster used to walk five miles every Sunday afternoon...for Athletico Madrid.

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This is for you, Frank...

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Know what jealousy is and what forms it comes in, often from the people you trust and like, under the auspices of judgment or advice in the form of misdirection, false information, false interest to direct you away from their interest etc., so it's wise to keep who you fancy to yourself.

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That might be a solution to mowing one's own lawn, I'm sure there's plenty of fake grass businesses out there, but I've never heard of a gardener using a sheep or a goat for their gardening rounds. I know folk with massive grounds often keep some sheep, though.

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