A few Christmas funnies
A few Christmas funnies
A few Christmas funnies, hopefully to bring a smile during these trying times.
I tried to find the jokes and memes thread but wasn't able, not sure if me (most likely) or if something happened I'm not aware of, or as many might say, yes clueless
I tried to find the jokes and memes thread but wasn't able, not sure if me (most likely) or if something happened I'm not aware of, or as many might say, yes clueless
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Thank you Tony. Appreciated.
Merry Christmas to you.
Looking forward to a super 2021, where we can watch our heroes again.
Merry Christmas to you.
Looking forward to a super 2021, where we can watch our heroes again.
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Have a good Christmas all
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We have one .... It works ... 3 times last night.kritichris wrote: ↑Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:05 pmHe could have said a memory foam mattress and who knows where that would have led.
Got up for a p*** that bloody 8 pints of Hobgoblin was a bad idea
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i dread to think with BCkritichris wrote: ↑Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:05 pmHe could have said a memory foam mattress and who knows where that would have led.
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After this year, and the lockdown, I am sorry but this Christmas there is no way that I am not seeing family and friends. You can all do what you like, but I will be seeing them.
So, on Christmas Day, my family was at the table......
Auntie Stella & Uncle Jameson, with cousin Bailey, Malibu & Smirnoff, & the twins Gin & Tonic,
Scottish cousins Johnny Walker and Glen Moray, & from across the pond, bringing some old fashioned southern comfort with them my old cousins, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam,
My French mate Remy Martin & his friend Pernod, his cousin Martini, & Bianco, & her daughter tequila.
My Neighbours Captain Morgan & the Grants, the Bells, & the Cointreau's, & the Henneseys.
#MERRY Merry Merry Chrishmas buds
So, on Christmas Day, my family was at the table......
Auntie Stella & Uncle Jameson, with cousin Bailey, Malibu & Smirnoff, & the twins Gin & Tonic,
Scottish cousins Johnny Walker and Glen Moray, & from across the pond, bringing some old fashioned southern comfort with them my old cousins, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam,
My French mate Remy Martin & his friend Pernod, his cousin Martini, & Bianco, & her daughter tequila.
My Neighbours Captain Morgan & the Grants, the Bells, & the Cointreau's, & the Henneseys.
#MERRY Merry Merry Chrishmas buds
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What is the difference between Gluhwein and Mulled Wine....
Geography
Geography
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That's just geography is a line from Pretty Woman! My favourite film.
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Just seen a photo of Meg 'n' Harry, he's looking a bit rosy cheeked and she's got the tough look on...
I wonder if it'll last... Imagine a scenario in 20 years, she might have moved on to a third marriage, the child's last name now Windsor Fortune.
I wonder if it'll last... Imagine a scenario in 20 years, she might have moved on to a third marriage, the child's last name now Windsor Fortune.
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I thought I'd get some fresh air by getting the train to Ramsgate.
We got the station and the guard announced 'Change here for Sandwich... Deal'.
So I shouted to him "I'm not that hard up, but thanks for the offer and Merry Christmas!"
We got the station and the guard announced 'Change here for Sandwich... Deal'.
So I shouted to him "I'm not that hard up, but thanks for the offer and Merry Christmas!"
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I am in Texas after all
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Neto is grateful for the scrapping of the tampon tax.
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Drawing, always a bit like my spelling, but feeling a little vindicated right now
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Does Leeds in the FA cup count??
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Whereshdoyouthinkposhcomesfromeh?
Posh Dad drunk : "Onetrchuphreeforfife."
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Got a new Monoply game for Christmas
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are you ready to rumble
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