Bit of Sunday night fun...

[bfccrazy]

Jack Cork would sell you life insurance and then you find out it was a scam once your family try to cash it after you die

Mo Salah wears fake Gucci belts and does a mint job of giving you a skin fade ... stops to check his phone and message 14 year old girls on Instagram pics of his bmw though 7 times per trim.

[tiger76]

Sean Dyche-nightclub bouncer.

[JohnMac]

Dyche and Mercer

Max and Paddy

[Foulthrow]

Kevin Long.

Supply teacher.

[Bosscat]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Circus Clown

[Funkydrummer]

Chris Wood - footballer !!!

[JohnMac]

Ian Woan - Wedding DJ & Karaoke

[Devils_Advocate]

Scott Parker - a successfully rich and popular city businessman

Tyrone Mings - a Royal Marines Commando Officer

[TheFamilyCat]

David Dunn: Actor in a Just Eat ad.

[JohnMac]

Allan Saint Maximin - Hendrix Tribute Band

[Bosscat]

David Luiz

Ice cream van driver

[Steve1956]

Bosscat...Bamber Gascoigne

[Claret]

Dwight McNeil. Bin man

[Bosscat]

Bosscat...Bamber Gascoigne

And your starter for ten......

[Steve1956]

James Tarkowski.....A smiling assassin.

[Steve1956]

And your starter for ten......

Who do you play for?

[Steve1956]

Ben Mee A Crash Test Dummie

[Steve1956]

Christ almighty....im bored!

[Dyched]

Ashley Barnes.

Van driver. Nobody knows what he does, but he has a van. Bit knackered now, had it years. Bit of rust in the wheel arches, round the bumpers. Bumpers now grey he’s had it that long. Asked him for owt, he always replies “I’ve one in back of the van, wait a sec lad”. Here he comes, full of energy, bouncing he’s got exactly what you wanted. “You owe us a beer lad, hahaha” he tells you every time. The sort of chap who owns the pool table in the pub. 10, 50ps down at 5.10pm on a Friday. Never leaves the pub until everyone else has. Donner from the local takeaway on the way home, washed down with one last Carling whilst watching Hang Over on itv 2. No messing about. Needs to be up early mind, he’s got 14 paving slabs to pick up.

[huw.Y.WattfromWare]

Patrick Bamford..lead violin.

Repetoire
96 Years
As Tears Go By (song)
Baby, Baby Don't Cry
Before the Next Teardrop Falls (song)
Big Girls Don't Cry (Fergie song)
Big Girls Don't Cry (The Four Seasons song)
Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain
Cowboys Don't Cry
Cried All the Way Home
Cry (Churchill Kohlman song)
Cry (Faith Hill song)
Cry (Godley & Creme song)
Cry (Kelly Clarkson song)
Cry (Mandy Moore song)
Cry Baby Cry
Cry Just a Little Bit
Cry Like a Baby
Cry Me a River (Arthur Hamilton song)
Cry Me a River (Justin Timberlake song)
Cry Myself to Sleep
Cry Pretty (song)
Cry to Me
Cry, Cry, Cry (Highway 101 song)
Cryin'
Crying (Roy Orbison song)
Crying Blood
Crying in the Chapel
Crying in the Club
Crying in the Rain
Crying Time
Dancing with Tears in My Eyes
Do You Really Want to Hurt Me
Don't Come Cryin' to Me
Don't Cry
Don't Cry (Asia song)
Don't Cry Daddy
Don't Cry for Me Argentina
Don't Cry Out Loud (song)
Don't Cry, Joe (Let Her Go, Let Her Go, Let Her Go)
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying
Don't Pull Your Love
Don't Shed a Tear
Drivin' and Cryin'
Every Day I Have to Cry (song)
Fool to Cry
Here Come Those Tears Again
Honey (Bobby Goldsboro song)
I Cry (Tammy Cochran song)
I Cry (Usher song)
I Don't Wanna Cry (Larry Gatlin song)
I Guess I'll Hang My Tears Out to Dry
I Started a Joke
I Wanna Make You Cry
I Want Everyone to Cry
I'll Cry Instead
I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
I've Cried (The Blue Right Out of My Eyes)
It's My Party (Lesley Gore song)
Judy's Turn to Cry
Kentucky Rain
Let Her Cry (song)
A Little Bitty Tear
Lonely Teardrops
Memories (Maroon 5 song)
Million Tears
No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)
No Tears Left to Cry
Once a Day
Rain on Me (Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande song)
Raindrops (Dee Clark song)
Read 'Em and Weep
Sad Eyes
She Believes in Me
She Can't Say I Didn't Cry
She Cried
A Tear Fell
Tear-Stained Letter
Teardrop (song)
Teardrops (George Harrison song)
Teardrops (Womack & Womack song)
Teardrops on My Guitar
Tears Dry on Their Own
Tears in Heaven
The Tears of a Clown
Tears of the Lonely
Tears on My Pillow
There's a Tear in My Beer
The Tracks of My Tears
When Doves Cry
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Who's Crying Now
Willow Weep for Me

[levraiclaret]

Patrick Bamford..lead violin.
Repetoire
96 Years

96 Tears Q Mark and the Mysterions " Too many teardrops for one heart to be crying"

[Bosscat]

Christ almighty....im bored!

Pleased to meet you Bored ... I'm Bosscat

[Sutton-Claret]

Harry Maguire.... your mates younger brother who's 'a bit special'......

[diamondpocket]

Patrick Bamford..lead violin.

Repetoire
96 Years
As Tears Go By (song)
Baby, Baby Don't Cry
Before the Next Teardrop Falls (song)
Big Girls Don't Cry (Fergie song)
Big Girls Don't Cry (The Four Seasons song)
Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain
Cowboys Don't Cry
Cried All the Way Home
Cry (Churchill Kohlman song)
Cry (Faith Hill song)
Cry (Godley & Creme song)
Cry (Kelly Clarkson song)
Cry (Mandy Moore song)
Cry Baby Cry
Cry Just a Little Bit
Cry Like a Baby
Cry Me a River (Arthur Hamilton song)
Cry Me a River (Justin Timberlake song)
Cry Myself to Sleep
Cry Pretty (song)
Cry to Me
Cry, Cry, Cry (Highway 101 song)
Cryin'
Crying (Roy Orbison song)
Crying Blood
Crying in the Chapel
Crying in the Club
Crying in the Rain
Crying Time
Dancing with Tears in My Eyes
Do You Really Want to Hurt Me
Don't Come Cryin' to Me
Don't Cry
Don't Cry (Asia song)
Don't Cry Daddy
Don't Cry for Me Argentina
Don't Cry Out Loud (song)
Don't Cry, Joe (Let Her Go, Let Her Go, Let Her Go)
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying
Don't Pull Your Love
Don't Shed a Tear
Drivin' and Cryin'
Every Day I Have to Cry (song)
Fool to Cry
Here Come Those Tears Again
Honey (Bobby Goldsboro song)
I Cry (Tammy Cochran song)
I Cry (Usher song)
I Don't Wanna Cry (Larry Gatlin song)
I Guess I'll Hang My Tears Out to Dry
I Started a Joke
I Wanna Make You Cry
I Want Everyone to Cry
I'll Cry Instead
I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
I've Cried (The Blue Right Out of My Eyes)
It's My Party (Lesley Gore song)
Judy's Turn to Cry
Kentucky Rain
Let Her Cry (song)
A Little Bitty Tear
Lonely Teardrops
Memories (Maroon 5 song)
Million Tears
No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)
No Tears Left to Cry
Once a Day
Rain on Me (Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande song)
Raindrops (Dee Clark song)
Read 'Em and Weep
Sad Eyes
She Believes in Me
She Can't Say I Didn't Cry
She Cried
A Tear Fell
Tear-Stained Letter
Teardrop (song)
Teardrops (George Harrison song)
Teardrops (Womack & Womack song)
Teardrops on My Guitar
Tears Dry on Their Own
Tears in Heaven
The Tears of a Clown
Tears of the Lonely
Tears on My Pillow
There's a Tear in My Beer
The Tracks of My Tears
When Doves Cry
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Who's Crying Now
Willow Weep for Me

Please tell me copied and pasted that from somewhere? Or did you think them all up on the spot? In alphabetical order, too!

[Bosscat]

Mark Chapman tonight doing a Jurgen Klopp impression on MotD 2

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[Bosscat]

Mikel Arteta has been cloned by the Mysterons

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[Stalbansclaret]

Jamie Vardy...rag and bone man
Alexsandar Mitrovic....people trafficer/pimp
Jack Grealish..Estate Agent

[Zlatan]

Mike Dean - bloke sat in the speed camera van