Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

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Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sun May 02, 2021 7:07 pm

What is in my tin?

It's the only tin left int' cupboard so, no complaints that we've had Butter Beans before :o

I would have liked a tin of spam with bubbles for our visitors tomorrow evening but, hey ho, sometimes, you just have to go with what's int' cupboard.

You have 24 hours. Kick Off is at 20.15 tomorrow. Do your best ! We could do with 1 point, but preferably 3

Admiral, I will need some assistance post-declaration of the result.


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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Steve1956 » Sun May 02, 2021 7:14 pm

60 peas
100 juice

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by gawthorpe_view » Sun May 02, 2021 7:15 pm

78 Beeeenz

and

117 mls of Jooooosay.

Three points for sure on the morrow!
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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by tarkys_ears » Sun May 02, 2021 7:15 pm

285 beans

165ml watter


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I'll do the next one. Had nowt in't cupboard today, for times are aaard in ar arse!
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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Steve1956 » Sun May 02, 2021 7:16 pm

tarkys_ears wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 7:15 pm
285 beans

165ml watter


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I'll do the next one. Had no8wt in't cupboard today, for times are aaard in ar arse!
285 :lol:

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Aclaret » Sun May 02, 2021 7:18 pm

67 floaters in
110 bits of water.......with 0 bubbles.
UTC.

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Claretmisterg » Sun May 02, 2021 7:34 pm

Mrs G sez 84 beeeeeenz in 130ml of joooooooooose

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by green_parrot » Sun May 02, 2021 7:46 pm

98 butter beans
184 ml water

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Cabbage » Sun May 02, 2021 7:51 pm

64 beans
132 ml water

UTC!

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Eloise Laws » Sun May 02, 2021 8:06 pm

75 Butter Beans
125 ml water juice

3points and another good game to watch please UTC

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Nonayforever » Sun May 02, 2021 8:50 pm

79 pces of kidney shaped butter

113 mils bean water.

Cheers Ralph.

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by jdrobbo » Sun May 02, 2021 9:06 pm

72 oversized tonsil stones
123ml saliva

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Zlatan » Sun May 02, 2021 9:09 pm

105 beans
105ml jooose

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by ayrshireclaret83 » Sun May 02, 2021 9:14 pm

101beans
99ml Joose

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Sun May 02, 2021 9:31 pm

95 beeeeeeeenz
180 mls gloopy glop

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by addisclaret » Sun May 02, 2021 9:36 pm

107 beeeens,
121 ml jooooooose

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by bfcjg » Sun May 02, 2021 9:59 pm

97 enlarged snots, 131ml of vomit juice (I hate butter beans)
UTC I reckon a win.

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Bosscat » Sun May 02, 2021 10:07 pm

89 Lima Legumes
181 mls watery Bean Juice

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Sun May 02, 2021 10:19 pm

54 beanz in 190ml h2o.
Thanks for the count, RCC.

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by what_no_pies » Sun May 02, 2021 10:41 pm

165 buttery beans
96ml butter beany juice

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by djemba-djemba » Sun May 02, 2021 11:30 pm

114 beans
114 water

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by HunterST_BFC » Sun May 02, 2021 11:44 pm

83 bnz
147 joooooooooooose

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by cricketfield73 » Mon May 03, 2021 7:54 am

103 beans
169ml juice

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by africlaret » Mon May 03, 2021 8:51 am

87 boontjies
187 mls of Hammers blood

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Longsider » Mon May 03, 2021 9:08 am

73 beans sloshing around in 173ml of juice

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Redbeard » Mon May 03, 2021 9:48 am

88 in 118.

Well done to you, Ralph, but this is beyond the call of duty and we must have someone else next time.

UTC!! 8-)
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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Mon May 03, 2021 10:00 am

Redbeard wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 9:48 am
This is beyond the call of duty
Cometh the hour, cometh the Pooch. Spot has taken it all in his stride :lol:

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Dawlishclaret » Mon May 03, 2021 10:15 am

Good morning all. 120 beans and 120ml of water.

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by bfcjg » Mon May 03, 2021 10:16 am

Redbeard wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 9:48 am
88 in 118.

Well done to you, Ralph, but this is beyond the call of duty and we must have someone else next time.

UTC!! 8-)
The thing is though Admiral not just anybody can do the count, in the good old days perhaps but these days with health and safety, method statements, risk assessments, litigation and no win no fee solicitors it could be a minefield.
I am up to NVQ level 4 tin opening and content analysis just six more to go then I can do the foundation course for the degree in the subject.
I was stunned when i got to level 3 and nearly quit such was the horrors i witnessed watching videos of cut fingers, ripped thumbs, severed palms etc, the ring pull cans are not exactly the panacea of safety, dislocated fingers, displaced nails, wrist injuries, it really is the battle of the Somme out there if not properly trained.
Level 4 is somewhat reassuring focusing on PPE for said task. I like the reinforced gauntlet gloves and torque opener however the reinforced goggles somewhat limit vision but I know they are a necessary evil perchance a sharp piece of pineapple hits you in the face during an over vigorous opening and renders you blind in one eye.
Take care out there it's a dangerous world.
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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Nonayforever » Mon May 03, 2021 11:01 am

bfcjg wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 10:16 am
The thing is though Admiral not just anybody can do the count, in the good old days perhaps but these days with health and safety, method statements, risk assessments, litigation and no win no fee solicitors it could be a minefield.
I am up to NVQ level 4 tin opening and content analysis just six more to go then I can do the foundation course for the degree in the subject.
I was stunned when i got to level 3 and nearly quit such was the horrors i witnessed watching videos of cut fingers, ripped thumbs, severed palms etc, the ring pull cans are not exactly the panacea of safety, dislocated fingers, displaced nails, wrist injuries, it really is the battle of the Somme out there if not properly trained.
Level 4 is somewhat reassuring focusing on PPE for said task. I like the reinforced gauntlet gloves and torque opener however the reinforced goggles somewhat limit vision but I know they are a necessary evil perchance a sharp piece of pineapple hits you in the face during an over vigorous opening and renders you blind in one eye.
Take care out there it's a dangerous world.
Just wait untill you get to the contaminated goods section - bloody hell :?
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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Redbeard » Mon May 03, 2021 11:09 am

JG, a lot of people think I'm already blind in one eye. 8-)
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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by bfcjg » Mon May 03, 2021 11:14 am

Redbeard wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:09 am
JG, a lot of people think I'm already blind in one eye. 8-)
Pineapple or deck shrapnel ?

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Mon May 03, 2021 11:14 am

Nonayforever wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:01 am
Just wait until you get to the contaminated goods section - bloody hell :?
Never mind contaminated and hazardous goods. Try a multi-fruit can ! :? :shock: :o

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by bodge » Mon May 03, 2021 11:41 am

142 beans and 91ml of joosay.

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Brucefanclaret » Mon May 03, 2021 11:57 am

82 glorious butter beans in 125 ml of gloomy joose.

Thanks, RCC! By the way, I do like that duck - or is it goose?
UTC!

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Redbeard » Mon May 03, 2021 12:02 pm

bfcjg wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:14 am
Pineapple or deck shrapnel ?
Neither! - I've still got both eyes. And the eyesight is surprisingly good for a man aged well over 500.

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by claretblue » Mon May 03, 2021 12:02 pm

spot the ball and now spot the bean!

impressive Ralph...has your assistant nibbled any of the contents? ;)

147 beans

119ml water

thanks for doing the count!

UTC :D
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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Longsidebovril » Mon May 03, 2021 12:04 pm

77 Mr Beans
137ml of Juice Ackland

I should add... I don’t normally do the count but I did last week and look what happened. COYC!
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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Redbeard » Mon May 03, 2021 12:12 pm

Keep on Counting, Bovril! ;)
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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Bosscat » Mon May 03, 2021 12:38 pm

bfcjg wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 10:16 am
The thing is though Admiral not just anybody can do the count, in the good old days perhaps but these days with health and safety, method statements, risk assessments, litigation and no win no fee solicitors it could be a minefield.
I am up to NVQ level 4 tin opening and content analysis just six more to go then I can do the foundation course for the degree in the subject.
I was stunned when i got to level 3 and nearly quit such was the horrors i witnessed watching videos of cut fingers, ripped thumbs, severed palms etc, the ring pull cans are not exactly the panacea of safety, dislocated fingers, displaced nails, wrist injuries, it really is the battle of the Somme out there if not properly trained.
Level 4 is somewhat reassuring focusing on PPE for said task. I like the reinforced gauntlet gloves and torque opener however the reinforced goggles somewhat limit vision but I know they are a necessary evil perchance a sharp piece of pineapple hits you in the face during an over vigorous opening and renders you blind in one eye.
Take care out there it's a dangerous world.
Simples innit
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Post by RalphCoatesComb » Mon May 03, 2021 1:22 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 12:38 pm
Simples innit
Looks like an instrument of torture used aboard galleons of the 16th Century for extracting information, and the odd molar :o
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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by tiger76 » Mon May 03, 2021 1:24 pm

68 beans.
111 ml juice.

And an entertaining 2-2 draw this evening.

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by bfcjg » Mon May 03, 2021 1:54 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 12:38 pm
Simples innitdownload.jpeg
Hmmm, NVQ level 6 covers aids, however I can see issues already
No reinforced gauntlet glove
No at hand risk assessment or method statement perchance emergency services have to attend
No British standard kite mark
No European safety symbol
No emergency lighting
No FFE at hand
The tin should be held firm in a vice or similar method of securing it prior to commencement
Proof the tin has been sterilised
Proof the aid has been sterilised
Has the operative been trained with an up to date competence certificate
An assistant equally qualified should be present.
Apart from the above safe as houses 😁
Take it serious please,don't let this happen to you.
Take it serious please,don't let this happen to you.
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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Mon May 03, 2021 3:16 pm

Drainage has commenced and no one was decapitated in the process ;)
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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Bosscat » Mon May 03, 2021 3:22 pm

RalphCoatesComb wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 3:16 pm
Drainage has commenced and no one was decapitated in the process ;)
👍🙂👍

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by claretdavid » Mon May 03, 2021 4:18 pm

Butter Beans..115
Water...........171ml

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Post by RalphCoatesComb » Mon May 03, 2021 5:05 pm

Just 2 hours to go before we reveal the winners

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Mon May 03, 2021 5:15 pm

HunterST_BFC wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 11:44 pm
83 bnz
147 joooooooooooose
Nudge Nudge... Spot is waiting for your selections ;)

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Post by gsyclaret » Mon May 03, 2021 6:20 pm

67 beans
135 jooooose

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Re: Asda Butter Beans in water 400g

Post by Redbeard » Mon May 03, 2021 6:24 pm

Ralph and everyone, since I'm going out to watch the game I won't be able to post an updated leaderboard until later tonight.

However, the present one is here for you to amend if you wish.

UTC!! :)


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