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Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Steve1956 » Fri May 14, 2021 5:14 pm

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Come on you Clarets revenge is Sweet(corn)
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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Steve1956 » Fri May 14, 2021 5:16 pm

Last estimate by 11.30 Tommorow please. FILL YOUR BOOTS UP THE CLARETS

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by tarkys_ears » Fri May 14, 2021 5:17 pm

321 Horrible yellow evil things

78ml equally horrible juice!



cheers steve!

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by MDWat » Fri May 14, 2021 5:24 pm

The worst foodstuff.
488 manky pieces
104ml jus

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Redbeard » Fri May 14, 2021 5:36 pm

443 Units in 84 mls.

Go on, Steve! :D

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Fri May 14, 2021 5:41 pm

Well played Steve.
My guesstimate being 395 corny bits in 95ml joose.

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Steve1956 » Fri May 14, 2021 5:44 pm

huw.Y.WattfromWare wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 5:41 pm
Well played Steve.
My guesstimate being 395 corny bits in 95ml joose.
I have way to much time on my hands Dave. :lol:

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Bosscat » Fri May 14, 2021 5:45 pm

405 niblets
75 mls of liquid

Good choice Steve something indigestible for the Odious Ellend Road lot ....

2-1 to the Clarets
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Post by tiger76 » Fri May 14, 2021 5:51 pm

385 sweetcorn (good luck counting those BTW)

95 mls juice

And a 2-1 victory for the Clarets due to a Wood brace.

Thanks for stepping into the breach Steve.

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Post by gawthorpe_view » Fri May 14, 2021 6:07 pm

Evenin' all.

375 cob bits

and

89 mls Joooosay.

Three points for sure on the morrow.

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by green_parrot » Fri May 14, 2021 6:10 pm

245 sweetcorn
89m juice

Thanks Steve.

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Zlatan » Fri May 14, 2021 6:12 pm

269 bum bullets
96ml Jooose

Steve your a foot... no... thats not right, a leg-end... thats it :D

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Eloise Laws » Fri May 14, 2021 6:24 pm

345 golden sweetcorn
70 ml of liquid

3 points please, and a good game to witness on the tv UTC

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Post by cricketfield73 » Fri May 14, 2021 6:26 pm

236 Sweetcorn
109 ml juice

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Post by jdrobbo » Fri May 14, 2021 6:48 pm

348 maize bits
81 ml slime

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Post by gsyclaret » Fri May 14, 2021 6:58 pm

295 beany things
68 mg joooooose

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by africlaret » Fri May 14, 2021 7:24 pm

222 bits
79 mls

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by what_no_pies » Fri May 14, 2021 7:33 pm

300 colonels
83ml juice

Come on Burnley!

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Longsidebovril » Fri May 14, 2021 7:47 pm

420 Hardpore Corn
80 Giusse

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Fri May 14, 2021 8:49 pm

280 bits corn

100mls jus

3 points Clarets

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Nonayforever » Fri May 14, 2021 8:54 pm

Cheers Steve !

275 sweet poo corn

65 mls yellow juuuuice

And a well deserved victory for the Clarets.

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Post by Cabbage » Fri May 14, 2021 9:18 pm

290 bits of sweet corn

67ml juice

UTC!

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by bfcjg » Fri May 14, 2021 9:47 pm

475 yellow things, 150 ml of yellow p1ss.
UTC.

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by ayrshireclaret83 » Fri May 14, 2021 10:23 pm

542corn
65ml

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by claretdavid » Fri May 14, 2021 10:55 pm

Sweetcorn..265
Juice........42ml

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Post by HunterST_BFC » Sat May 15, 2021 12:05 am

303 soon to be giraffe neck
57 jjjjjjjjjoooooooooooosssssssssseeeeeeeee

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Sat May 15, 2021 7:25 am

No idea!

400 sweet nuggets
120 mls of corn liquer

??

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by djemba-djemba » Sat May 15, 2021 7:41 am

263 corn
42ml juice

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Claretmisterg » Sat May 15, 2021 8:35 am

I sez 327 indigestible pellets
141 ml jooooooooose
Dirty Leeds 0 Mighty Clarets 2

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Dawlishclaret » Sat May 15, 2021 9:23 am

Morning all. 241 sweetcorn and 75ml of gunge.

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Redbeard » Sat May 15, 2021 9:49 am

Please note, everyone, that our ritual and the ethereal powers we invoke are indeed magical yet far from occult-related, and thus such coarse language as 'bum bullets' and 'yellow p1ss' can only negatively affect their natural tendency to work in our favour.
Perhaps our unexplained match losses over previous weeks can be directly attributed to this, and it is high time someone spoke out regarding it.
The Count is sacred, not sacrilegious.

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Steve1956 » Sat May 15, 2021 10:01 am

Drainage has began,ill give the result one hour before kickoff,Red can update the table when he returns from one of his secretive afternoon's out,and i quite like the description Bum Bullets!.....but hes the boss good luck boys.

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Post by claretblue » Sat May 15, 2021 10:03 am

377 corns
47ml liquid

thanks for doing the count Steve! ;)

UTC

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Post by Longsider » Sat May 15, 2021 10:43 am

401 corns
93 ml liquid juice

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Post by Brucefanclaret » Sat May 15, 2021 11:19 am

372 corn and 72 ml. Phew - made it just in time! UTC

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Steve1956 » Sat May 15, 2021 11:33 am

RESULT
299 Corns
100 ml of Corn juice.
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Congrats to What no pies 1 off within estimate of 300
Congrats to Ralphcoatescomb for being spot on with 100 ml
Well done to the rest of you next time maybe 😉
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Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sat May 15, 2021 12:43 pm

Well done Steve. Good count. Points are in the bag :)

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Post by what_no_pies » Sat May 15, 2021 2:24 pm

Was a must win count for me. All to play for in the final count of the season but it's a hollow victory after we just got a slap off that there Leeds.

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Post by Redbeard » Sat May 15, 2021 3:12 pm

What_no_pies gets 5 points and Ralphie 4. Well done, each of you.

Both scores have significance at the top end of the leaderboard, and only four points now separate the top three.


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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Redbeard » Sat May 15, 2021 3:14 pm

Meanwhile many thanks to you, Steve.

Though the Unit-files on the chopping-board are not straight enough. ;)

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Steve1956 » Sat May 15, 2021 8:03 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 3:14 pm
Meanwhile many thanks to you, Steve.

Though the Unit-files on the chopping-board are not straight enough. ;)
Done three of these this season,two home defeats Newcastle & Leeds and a poxy home draw against West Brom....think I'll stick to just playing it inthe future Red.

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Redbeard » Sat May 15, 2021 8:31 pm

That would be a shame, Steve: I see great potential in your manner of Counting. It takes time for the wins to come regularly, but indeed over the years many new Officiators have given up after just one go, whilst the majority of our team have never once wielded a tin-opener.

And by the way we would surely have lost at home to West Brom had it not been for your Count.

Just ignore Mrs Steve if she's trying to dissuade you... ;)

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Steve1956 » Sat May 15, 2021 8:34 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 8:31 pm
That would be a shame, Steve: I see great potential in your manner of Counting. It takes time for the wins to come regularly, but indeed over the years many new Officiators have given up after just one go, whilst the majority of our team have never once wielded a tin-opener.

And by the way we would surely have lost at home to West Brom had it not been for your Count.

Just ignore Mrs Steve if she's trying to dissuade you... ;)
:lol: Where do you dissapear to on Saturday afternoons I think we need to know? :lol:

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Post by Redbeard » Sat May 15, 2021 8:52 pm

I've watched the last three games at my brother's house. He has Sky and BT whereas I don't. I'm daft enough to be going there for the Liverpool match on Wednesday as well.

Besides, my only computer is my desktop: I have no laptop, tablet or mobile.

I however have performed numerous Counts over many years now, and can hardly be labelled a slacker in this regard.

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Steve1956 » Sat May 15, 2021 9:01 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 8:52 pm
I've watched the last three games at my brother's house. He has Sky and BT whereas I don't. I'm daft enough to be going there for the Liverpool match on Wednesday as well.

Besides, my only computer is my desktop: I have no laptop, tablet or mobile.

I however have performed numerous Counts over many years now, and can hardly be labelled a slacker in this regard.
I was joking..you don't have a mobile????



Good man ;)

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Redbeard » Sun May 16, 2021 10:00 am

Steve1956 wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 9:01 pm
I was joking
I know, Steve: I was just clarifying.

Do you want the Liverpool Count, then? ;)

If we can begin Estimations at 7.15pm on Tuesday, giving ourselves the full 24 hours plus one, you might just get us a win! :D

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Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sun May 16, 2021 10:07 am

Redbeard wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 8:52 pm
I however have performed numerous Counts over many years now, and can hardly be labelled a slacker in this regard.
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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by djemba-djemba » Sun May 16, 2021 10:09 am

So what went wrong with the count yesterday?

Something must have happened for that spanking on the pitch.

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Redbeard » Sun May 16, 2021 10:14 am

:lol:

Neither am I a flying rat... :D

I was only explaining why I haven't Officiated for a while. No hard feelings, like.

Do you want the Sheff Utd Count, Ralph? :)

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Re: Thurston fine foods Golden Sweetcorn 184g Tinned food count

Post by Redbeard » Sun May 16, 2021 10:17 am

D-D, please see my 10.00am post above.

As a team, we couldn't even get started until five hours of Estimating-time were gone. :(

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