Andy Carroll anyone

durhamclaret · Post by **durhamclaret** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:28 pm

Bound to be linked, I’ll start with a big fat NO

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:29 pm

My NO is bigger and fatter than yours!

Milltown1882 · Post by **Milltown1882** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:30 pm

1 goal in 30+ for Newcastle no thank you

PadihamThickNeck · Post by **PadihamThickNeck** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:31 pm

Be an interesting first encounter with Benjamin Mee.

Middle-agedClaret · Post by **Middle-agedClaret** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:46 pm

Longsider · Post by **Longsider** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:50 pm

Would give Jay a run for his money...... In the long hair stakes

elwaclaret · Post by **elwaclaret** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:52 pm

I think the return to Newcastle was his chance to set the record straight regarding his injury reputation. Think all it did was confirm he is not up to it.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:53 pm

Bradford captain better suited.

jojomk1 · Post by **jojomk1** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:55 pm

Too young

aclaretinstevenage · Post by **aclaretinstevenage** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:55 pm

I'm told his favourite band is Elbow!

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:01 pm

An emphatic no from me, crikey! buying Peter Crouch was bad enough, and given that we appear to be chasing younger talent this window I highly doubt Andy Carroll will even be on our list, let alone anywhere near the top of it.

Leisure · Post by **Leisure** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:04 pm

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:07 pm

He's not too young to be Captain of Bradford because big falls hard and his injuries make him 10 years older.

If you weigh 20 stone and fall out of a window you are more likely to die than if you weigh 10 stone because of the impact momentum on flesh and bone and organ of that mass.

Tribesmen · Post by **Tribesmen** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:08 pm

Nope ...................

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:19 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:37 pm

RalphCoatesComb · Post by **RalphCoatesComb** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:39 pm

No Nay Never

Colburn_Claret · Post by **Colburn_Claret** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:44 pm

No way Jose

It's sad to think back to just how good he looked the season before Liverpool bought him. The price tag seemed to mess with his head.

Volvoclaret · Post by **Volvoclaret** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:47 pm

Come on Leisure dont mess about, tell us what you really think.

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:47 pm

I'm at a loss to understand why anyone would think he is bound to be linked.

Lord_Bob · Post by **Lord_Bob** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:52 pm

Wow! First thread where everyone is in agreement???! Is this a milestone for the board?

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:02 pm

I’d rather carol voderman

durhamclaret · Post by **durhamclaret** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:03 pm

ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:47 pm
I'm at a loss to understand why anyone would think he is bound to be linked.

The only reason I said bound to be linked is that some (lazy) journalists appear to link us to every available striker.

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:15 pm

cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:02 pm
I’d rather carol voderman

She wouldn’t have any problem counting his goals since going back to Newcastle

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:16 pm

durhamclaret wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:03 pm
The only reason I said bound to be linked is that some (lazy) journalists appear to link us to every available striker.

I think it would be extremely lazy. I certainly hope so.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:39 pm

ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:15 pm
She wouldn’t have any problem counting his goals since going back to Newcastle

One from the top. And… actually that will do.

BenWickes · Post by **BenWickes** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 6:59 am

Way ahead of his time. He was practicing elbow bumps way before the pandemic.

Billy Balfour · Post by **Billy Balfour** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 7:26 am

Lucky guy, financially. Shows how crazy football has become.

Les Lawrence · Post by **Les Lawrence** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:00 am

Yep,pay as you play.Perfect fit for us

lakedistrictclaret · Post by **lakedistrictclaret** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:22 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:39 pm
One from the top. And… actually that will do.

It wouldn't be one from the top, though, would it?

Because they're the large numbers.

LTUK89 · Post by **LTUK89** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:31 am

It’s a massive yes from me based on that header against Sweden alone.

Les Lawrence · Post by **Les Lawrence** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:39 am

Carroll would be ideal for us ,as we like to put crosses in the box.Thats why we signed Crouch,as for using his elbows what about Barnes?Just cos he's got a bit of a reputation,what about Barton.Pay as you play impact sub

claptrappers_union · Post by **claptrappers_union** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:04 am

ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:47 pm
I'm at a loss to understand why anyone would think he is bound to be linked.

He’s the big striker to lump it up to. That’s how Burnley play apparently.

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:24 am

What a wonderful way to unite this entire board after a series of petty squabbles. No, he's not linked, no, he probably never will be linked, but just put up that Andy (utter rubbish) Carroll is available and we have a totally united thread!! Brilliant and well done that man (or indeed lady!) who started it!!

Grumps · Post by **Grumps** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:27 am

The lazy reports have started, with the athletic suggesting it.

THEWELLERNUT70 · Post by **THEWELLERNUT70** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:51 am

I'd rather have a Christmas Carol

Gordaleman · Post by **Gordaleman** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:29 am

No thanks, Burnley don't do red cards. Well, rarely.

basil6345789 · Post by **basil6345789** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 11:20 am

A good weapon but can't get Burnleh fit, surely.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 12:32 pm

LTUK89 wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:31 am
It’s a massive yes from me based on that header against Sweden alone.

One of my favourite ever goals. Instantly thought of that. Was live at that game and it was some header!

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 12:34 pm

no, no, no. spent force. it would be zero goals and red cards galore.

Spike · Post by **Spike** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 12:59 pm

No thanks he’s a Big Clumsy overpaid galhoot

ŽižkovClaret · Post by **ŽižkovClaret** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 1:00 pm

He'd be best signing for Darlington, Hartlepool or Gateshead, frankly

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 1:01 pm

Pstotto wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:07 pm
If you weigh 20 stone and fall out of a window you are more likely to die than if you weigh 10 stone because of the impact momentum on flesh and bone and organ of that mass.

Pleeeease tell me you’re not dieting …… just in case you fall out of a window

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:21 pm

What Leisure said.
Twice over, underlined and in capital letters.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:25 pm

No, please god. We do however need a striker to partner Wood imo, or an attacking midfield player in a 4411.

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 7:37 pm

It's a no from me, but I would bet good money on Dyche trying to sign him.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:02 pm

NRC, you're nearer to 20 stone than I am, I guess.