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Maxwell Cornet

Post by CFS » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:58 pm

We've got Cornet
Maxwell Cornet
I just don't think you understand
The yanks had a plan
With money in their hands
They went and got Maxwell Cornet

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by houseboy » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:06 pm

Can’t wait till he can show his silver hammer in the PL.
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Wile E Coyote » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:10 pm

max cornet, he wears some boots and inhales air,
he lives in england and comes from far away.
His current employer is Burnley football club, and he runs about on some legs.
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by chekhov » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:15 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:10 pm
max cornet, he wears some boots and inhales air,
he lives in england and comes from far away.
His current employer is Burnley football club, and he runs about on some legs.
Nice! What tune is it to?
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Wile E Coyote » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:19 pm

shaddupa your face probably, that or Beethovens 9th
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Iloveyoubrady » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:22 pm

Shameless copy of Man Utd fans martial song but

Maxwel cornet he came from France,
The Lyon fans said he had no chance
15 million down the drain
Maxwel cornet he scores again

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by PaintYorkClaretnBlue » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:46 pm

He is a class above, think we’ve got a tremendous player on our hands!

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Dyched » Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:05 am

There’s a starman running down the left
His name is Maxwell Cornet
And your fullbacks in distress
There’s a starman running down the left
His name is Maxwell Cornet
And your fullbacks in distress
He told Dyche
Let the Clarets lose it
Let the Clarets use it
Let all the Clarets boogie
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Redbeard » Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:57 am

Wile E - :lol:

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Claretforever » Wed Sep 22, 2021 7:01 am

Anything more than 4 different words of two syllables and you’ve no chance. Burnley fans tend to be simple creatures.

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Quickenthetempo » Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:34 am

You to me are everything
the greatest winger I have seen
Oh Cornet Oh Cornet
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by SalisburyClaret » Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:38 am

I'd not bother the chant was already decided on Saturday - Olay Olay Cornet Cornet

Or there's the advanced and complicated double Concept album chant -

When Cornet scores we're on the pis5
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:47 am

Quickenthetempo wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:34 am
You to me are everything
the greatest winger I have seen
Oh Cornet Oh Cornet

Complete with first verse would be a nice gesture, if Cornet hears we can stop the rain from falling if he asked us to.

I fear as well intended as our choir in the CFS is I think Cornet Cornet is about as good as it is going to get

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by warksclaret » Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:58 am

Seeing my first live game for nearly two years owing to COVID-but seeing us v Leicester & Norwich, and hope he starts both games
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:00 am

warksclaret wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:58 am
Seeing my first live game for nearly two years owing to COVID-but seeing us v Leicester & Norwich, and hope he starts both games
If we win both then any loss in the last 2 years is your fault. Plus if we win both can you go to the Man City game, I will buy your ticket :D
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Falcon » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:03 am

Dyched wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:05 am
There’s a starman running down the left
His name is Maxwell Cornet
And your fullbacks in distress
There’s a starman running down the left
His name is Maxwell Cornet
And your fullbacks in distress
He told Dyche
Let the Clarets lose it
Let the Clarets use it
Let all the Clarets boogie
This would actually be brilliant. Especially if everyone 'nah nah nahhs' along afterward while going mental

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by wilks_bfc » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:11 am

Dyched wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:05 am
There’s a starman running down the left
His name is Maxwell Cornet
And your fullbacks in distress
There’s a starman running down the left
His name is Maxwell Cornet
And your fullbacks in distress
He told Dyche
Let the Clarets lose it
Let the Clarets use it
Let all the Clarets boogie
Change “running down the left” to “running down the wing”
It will confuse too many people if/when he plays on the right

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Corky » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:29 am

How about reprising this:

Who's that man with the magic boots Cornet Cornet. Who's that man with the magic boots Cornet is his name

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by houseboy » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:31 am

Dyched wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:05 am
There’s a starman running down the left
His name is Maxwell Cornet
And your fullbacks in distress
There’s a starman running down the left
His name is Maxwell Cornet
And your fullbacks in distress
He told Dyche
Let the Clarets lose it
Let the Clarets use it
Let all the Clarets boogie
Fine effort.

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Little_britton » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:33 am

wilks_bfc wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:11 am
Change “running down the left” to “running down the wing”
It will confuse too many people if/when he plays on the right
Might need to have 'And he has the ball on string' so it rhymes rather than the distress line.

Great effort though

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Iloveyoubrady » Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:09 am

I find how he’s taking corners very promising. We know he’s got pace and is a tidy dribbler, but the fact he’s taking good corners suggests he’s good technically as well. Although he should have scored one of his chances yesterday.

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Paul Waine » Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:09 am

La-la-la-la-la-la-la Maxwel Cornet!

To the tune of:

La-la-la-la-la-la-la Burnley F.C!

OK, one for fans of the late 60s.

UTC

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by RVclaret » Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:15 am

Iloveyoubrady wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:09 am
I find how he’s taking corners very promising. We know he’s got pace and is a tidy dribbler, but the fact he’s taking good corners suggests he’s good technically as well. Although he should have scored one of his chances yesterday.
That corner assist was excellent, the perfect corner. I believe he also took some set pieces for Lyon.

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Quickenthetempo » Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:22 am

Paul Waine wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:09 am
La-la-la-la-la-la-la Maxwel Cornet!

To the tune of:

La-la-la-la-la-la-la Burnley F.C!

OK, one for fans of the late 60s.

UTC
The Saturday night version Rangers sing for Scotty Arfield might be better.

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Bosscat » Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:08 am

Keep it simple ... (and slow you Cricket Fielders 🙄 all those 100 miles an hour singists )

To the "Hey Jude" fade out chorus...

Na na na nananana, nannana, Cornet...
Na na na nananana, nannana, Cornet...
Na na na nananana, nannana, Cornet...

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Bosscat » Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:12 am

Or how about the Robin hood theme from the 60's....

Maxwell Cornet Maxwell Cornet
Running down the wing

Maxwell Cornet Maxwell Cornet
Hear the Clarets sing

He jinks to the left
He jinks the other way

Cornet Cornet Cornet

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Gordaleman » Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:14 pm

Iloveyoubrady wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:22 pm
Shameless copy of Man Utd fans martial song but

Maxwel cornet he came from France,
The Lyon fans said he had no chance
15 million down the drain
Maxwel cornet he scores again

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
£12.5 million actually. Looks a real snip at that.

We'll probably sell him in a couple of years for £40 million or more.

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by burnley007 » Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:17 pm

Not only does he look like an exciting player, his attitude looks great too. It looks like the lads like him already.

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Gordaleman » Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:21 pm

burnley007 wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:17 pm
Not only does he look like an exciting player, his attitude looks great too. It looks like the lads like him already.
Showed his frustration at times against both Arsenal and again last night. So did Vyds. I like that actually, it shows that they want to impress for the club.

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by wilks_bfc » Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:27 pm

burnley007 wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:17 pm
Not only does he look like an exciting player, his attitude looks great too. It looks like the lads like him already.
Was great to see the team run over to celebrate with him before congratulating Jay for his second
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by burnley007 » Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:31 pm

I like how he was geeing up the players after we equalised, he was keen to get back on with it straight away. Looks like a winner mentality to me.
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by karatekid » Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:07 pm

Jingle bells , jingle bells ,
jingle all the way,
oh what fun it is to see
Maxwell Cornet


A seasonal one for the upcoming Christmas games

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by claretandy » Wed Sep 22, 2021 2:03 pm

Has pace, this should stop teams from squeezing the pitch against us as we had no threat in behind.

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Swizzlestick » Wed Sep 22, 2021 7:17 pm

His play and general attitude have been a desperately needed breath of fresh air.

As shown by his missed chances last night, it won't always come off, but boy did we need a player like him. Somebody with some drive and dynamism that should get both the team and crowd going.

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by benstone12 » Wed Sep 22, 2021 7:31 pm

To mousse Ts classic, horny

He’s Cornet, cornet, cornet, cornet
Max cornet, cornet, cornet, cornet
Max cornet, he’s having a blinder tonight…

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by boatshed bill » Wed Sep 22, 2021 7:50 pm

Just watched the game on Clarets+.
Cornet was excellent, and I love the team spirit and comradeship shown with and towards him.
I know it's only an EFL game against L2 opposition, but it was really encouraging.

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by levraiclaret » Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:19 pm

SalisburyClaret wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:38 am
I'd not bother the chant was already decided on Saturday - Olay Olay Cornet Cornet

Or there's the advanced and complicated double Concept album chant -

When Cornet scores we're on the pis5
I suggest we amend that to "Allez allez allez Cornet Cornet" not too complicated and suitably French

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Iloveyoubrady » Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:47 pm

levraiclaret wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:19 pm
I suggest we amend that to "Allez allez allez Cornet Cornet" not too complicated and suitably French
With the allez we could even make a very tuneful (by Burnley standards) allez allez allez, conet cornet cornet

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Nipples » Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:39 pm

Claretforever wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 7:01 am
Anything more than 4 different words of two syllables and you’ve no chance. Burnley fans tend to be simple creatures.
Im horny
horny, horny horny
For cornet
cornet cornet cornet
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by benstone12 » Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:02 pm

Oi Nipples! That was my effort. Nice a simple though
, reckon it would work.

I do like the idea of something a little french though….

Voulez-vous (Cornet!)
You best believe it (cornet!)
he is worth a shot (cornet!)
Nothing promised, no regrets….
Voulez-vous (Cornet!)

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by gandhisflipflop » Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:20 pm

Nipples wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:39 pm
Im horny
horny, horny horny
For cornet
cornet cornet cornet
Suggested this a few weeks ago as it was on the boundary of the capabilities of Burnley fans

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Darthlaw » Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:36 pm

To Twisted Sister’s We're not gonna take it:

We’ve got Maxwell Cornet
We’ve got Maxwell Cornet
We’ve got Maxwell Cornet
On the wing!!!

Not gonna win any Ivor Novellos but easy for the speed demons in the longside.

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by claretrobo1 » Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:27 am

Oh Pace went to Europe
To scout some players for Burnley
He bought a tricky winger
His name was Maxwel Cornet
He scores them with his left foot
He scores them with his right
And when he scores a goal again we’ll sing this song all night

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by kazza » Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:02 am

Maxwel

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by SouthamptonClaret » Sat Sep 25, 2021 4:03 pm

Hear the Bur-ner-ley sing
As he runs down the wing
Maxwel Cornet

(That's amore and I'll get my coat)

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by cbx750 » Sat Sep 25, 2021 4:09 pm

One L in Maxwel
There's only one L in Maxwel

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by LTUK89 » Sat Sep 25, 2021 6:33 pm

Oh Maxwel Cornet
Score one for me
He’s come to Burnley
From Ivory
He’s got a gorgeous
Delivery
Oh Maxwel Cornet
Score one for me!

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by warksclaret » Sat Sep 25, 2021 6:37 pm

First time I have seen him-great to have a proper player with pace and trickery that excites the crowd. Some lovely play attacking their full back. Good in the air too

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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Somethingfishy » Sat Sep 25, 2021 6:38 pm

Did anyone else shout "Pick that f***ing out!" when he scored today? I did and made the mrs jump a mile in the air as she was snoozing at the time :lol:

Hope to god that it is only a tweak. Doubt Dyche will risk him next week with a break coming up even if it is only a minor niggle.
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Re: Maxwell Cornet

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:44 pm

A great cameo today,he must have got Dyche fit while at Lyon slotted in to the team seamlessly very encouraging today...

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