This Simple Trick Will COMPLETELY Empty Your Bowels
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This Simple Trick Will COMPLETELY Empty Your Bowels
I don't understand this? Why would anyone want to "completely empty their bowels"?
Surely a sign of a good digestive tract is having a regular flow? And yet the idea of it must appeal to people out there or surely these adverts wouldn't keep appearing.
There's very often pictures of mashed up bananas accompanying the adverts though how desacrating poor bananas helps anyone "completely empty" their bowels is beyond me.
Occasionally the Imp of the Perverse tempts me to click on these silly links but thankfully common sense wins out in the end.
I've actaully got my own "simple trick" that keeps me in good health in this respect - I eat a varied, healthy balance and take a dump when I need to. Works a treat.
Surely a sign of a good digestive tract is having a regular flow? And yet the idea of it must appeal to people out there or surely these adverts wouldn't keep appearing.
There's very often pictures of mashed up bananas accompanying the adverts though how desacrating poor bananas helps anyone "completely empty" their bowels is beyond me.
Occasionally the Imp of the Perverse tempts me to click on these silly links but thankfully common sense wins out in the end.
I've actaully got my own "simple trick" that keeps me in good health in this respect - I eat a varied, healthy balance and take a dump when I need to. Works a treat.
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Also. Can it be a trick if it’s simple? Surely tricks are ingenious or conniving.
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Real Ale.
Sorted.
Sorted.
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This is one of the more bizarre threads of recent times
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Hmmmmm not sure about that Charlie. Sometimes the simplicity of a trick is it's beauty.
Are there any other unlikely body goals that get advertised out there?
I dunno?
Maybe somebody gets adverts like
"This one simple trick can remove your backbone instantly"
or
"Doctors baffled as Padiham womans turns herself inside out"
or
"One simple trick to monetize your toenails"
I mean, although I don't believe them, I understand why people might want to find out how "Burnley Mum makes £1000 per day sitting on her arse" and try the same themselves.
But the desire to "completely empty your bowels"???? What's all that about???
Are there any other unlikely body goals that get advertised out there?
I dunno?
Maybe somebody gets adverts like
"This one simple trick can remove your backbone instantly"
or
"Doctors baffled as Padiham womans turns herself inside out"
or
"One simple trick to monetize your toenails"
I mean, although I don't believe them, I understand why people might want to find out how "Burnley Mum makes £1000 per day sitting on her arse" and try the same themselves.
But the desire to "completely empty your bowels"???? What's all that about???
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Prior to having a camera inserted a few years ago I was given a substance to take the night before. After taking I was advised to stay near the loo... If anyone has ever unblocked a downspout then they'd understand how my bowels were emptied....
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How long will it run?
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The little click-bait ads that annoy me are the "You'll be amazed at how this (ex semi-well-known actor/singer) looks now after 25/35/45 years."
No I wont - I barely knew what they looked like then and am aware that people get wrinklier and a bit sagier with age.
No I wont - I barely knew what they looked like then and am aware that people get wrinklier and a bit sagier with age.
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Logged in just to like that.
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Logged in
See what you did there
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Re: This Simple Trick Will COMPLETELY Empty Your Bowels
Four or five pints of Pedigree will shift anything.
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I have a foolproof solution: run 15-20kms on a breakfast full of dairy!! I’ve never been so pleased to stumble across a Waitrose in all my life, whilst out running! #runnersbelly
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I've seen a video clip involving Mentos, a fizzy drink, funnel and a lot of space......
Seemed to work though
Seemed to work though
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Angela is that you?evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:22 pmFour or five pints of Pedigree will shift anything.
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8 pints of Guinness and a bowl of Prunes...
Anyone else think the OP was Pstotto till they looked
Anyone else think the OP was Pstotto till they looked
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Once of a day walking back to the train station from Burnden Park did the trick.
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When colonic irrigation was a big thing did the scientists not point out it was actually bad for you?
Half an hour after breakfast every day means medication is not required here.
Half an hour after breakfast every day means medication is not required here.
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This thread is a right load of sh........te, clicking on the link would likely empty your bank account or your devices hard drive
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Well, yes. The thread is about completely emptying your hard drive....CnBtruntru wrote: ↑Tue Sep 28, 2021 6:13 amThis thread is a right load of sh........te, clicking on the link would likely empty your bank account or your devices hard drive
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Sometimes it's really dire here.
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Rowls - 'Take a dump' is American.
In English it's 'have a Blackburn Rovers'.
In English it's 'have a Blackburn Rovers'.
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If you feel as though the bottom has dropped out of your world; drink Watneys Red and the world will drop out of your bottom.
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Was about to post the exact sameevensteadiereddie wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:22 pmFour or five pints of Pedigree will shift anything.
Pedigree “it either gets your a*se or your head” as my neighbour finely put it.
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I once took a laxative before bed as I was a bit bunged up. The next morning was atrocious. What the tablet did was make me ill! I passed out and had to lie down in the shower whilst it all came out, and I mean all. I think half my intestines came out that day. A lot better to just be constipated then go through that again. It was incredibly violent and the smell was indescribable.
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I was actually half way through my lunch whilst reading this I shan't finish it .thelaughingclaret wrote: ↑Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:51 pmI once took a laxative before bed as I was a bit bunged up. The next morning was atrocious. What the tablet did was make me ill! I passed out and had to lie down in the shower whilst it all came out, and I mean all. I think half my intestines came out that day. A lot better to just be constipated then go through that again. It was incredibly violent and the smell was indescribable.
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I was actually half way through my lunch whilst reading this I shan't finish it .thelaughingclaret wrote: ↑Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:51 pmI once took a laxative before bed as I was a bit bunged up. The next morning was atrocious. What the tablet did was make me ill! I passed out and had to lie down in the shower whilst it all came out, and I mean all. I think half my intestines came out that day. A lot better to just be constipated then go through that again. It was incredibly violent and the smell was indescribable.
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There is a video that been doing the rounds for a few years on youtube ... of a gentleman doing a bungee jump that does exactly what the title of this thread says ... it certainly did the trick for him
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I did the Great North Run the other week and that certainly emptied my bowels around 9 miles in. When people ask me my time i have to remember to take off the two minutes that i spent crouching behind some roadside shrubbery as a torrent of poo came bursting out my bum hole
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I had one of those 2 years ago at Blackpool Victoria the day before I started the emptying routine using the imaginatively named 'Bowel Prep' it worked complete and utter evacuation and when you find out what the examination involves the emptier the better, but the good results were worth it.Claret Till I Die wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:49 pmPrior to having a camera inserted a few years ago I was given a substance to take the night before. After taking I was advised to stay near the loo... If anyone has ever unblocked a downspout then they'd understand how my bowels were emptied....
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Can’t argue with running /walking “ cure” Must be the general body movement but I always ensure I’ve done my business before my run . Once jogging round Heaton park and realising things were getting a touch “ turtles “ at the end of the run . Park being huge ,darted into woods ,came out on totally secluded greenery and quickly performed an evacuation. On hearing voices I quickly rubbed my arrse on the grass, shorts up and jogged bag innocently to the path . Only then realising I’d “ been” on the golf course perimeter ..
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Celtic at home