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Timmy Paine

Post by Local cricketer » Fri Nov 19, 2021 6:33 am

Always knew he was a compulsive puller. Stood down as captain with 17 days to go till the ashes.

Hope he still makes the team

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by Bordeauxclaret » Fri Nov 19, 2021 7:04 am

Terrible news for England.

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by Billy Balfour » Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:31 am

Creepy sex pest.

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:38 am

His tears while reading out his statement are worthy of an award

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by RVclaret » Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:44 am

The Aussies love a teary press conference

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by Red Fox Rocks Socks » Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:48 am

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:38 am
His tears while reading out his statement are worthy of an award
Not as good as Smith and Warners I thought. Didn’t get an uncontrolled outburst where you couldn’t tell what he was saying.

I have to say it seems v harsh. Been investigated and no action taken only to take action 4 years later.

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:56 am

Red Fox Rocks Socks wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:48 am
Not as good as Smith and Warners I thought. Didn’t get an uncontrolled outburst where you couldn’t tell what he was saying.

I have to say it seems v harsh. Been investigated and no action taken only to take action 4 years later.

Very true, Smith was right up there with best performing actors.

Think he has took this action as it was about to become public knowledge, his wife and the Aussie cricket board knew about it and obviously they were fine with it.

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by RammyClaret61 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:58 am

Red Fox Rocks Socks wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:48 am
Not as good as Smith and Warners I thought. Didn’t get an uncontrolled outburst where you couldn’t tell what he was saying.

I have to say it seems v harsh. Been investigated and no action taken only to take action 4 years later.
He thought the sexting was private. But he heard today that someone is making them public. Smells very much of Cricket Australia swept it under the carpet. The woman who worked for Cricket Tasmania had to quit her job.

When appointed captain, he said “the behaviour of the players needs to improve” bit hypocritical really.

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by Local cricketer » Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:07 am

With a technique that leaves your middle stump exposed he was a accident waiting to happen

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by jrgbfc » Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:09 am

Perfect excuse to get Smith back in as captain.

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:10 am

jrgbfc wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:09 am
Perfect excuse to get Smith back in as captain.

Don't think the Aussie public would be too keen, Cummins seems the popular choice

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by onewillieirvine » Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:19 am

In the current climate it would be a P A disaster for Aussie cricket to re appoint Smith. Cummins would be a bold move, he would be the first quick in sixty five years!

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by AlargeClaret » Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:55 am

What is it with Aussie captains and public sobbing ? Doesn’t take a lot to have them blubbing like babies . Though is there a man jack amongst us who hasn’t sent dirty texts to our mistresses ? Half my staff must have seen my knob !
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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by Lancasterclaret » Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:58 am

AlargeClaret wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:55 am
What is it with Aussie captains and public sobbing ? Doesn’t take a lot to have them blubbing like babies . Though is there a man jack amongst us who hasn’t sent dirty texts to our mistresses ? Half my staff must have seen my knob !
Words fail me

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by Red Fox Rocks Socks » Fri Nov 19, 2021 10:03 am

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:10 am
Don't think the Aussie public would be too keen, Cummins seems the popular choice
I think cummin was what’s got Paine in this mess in the first place.

That slip of the tongue by the Aussie news bloke where Paine had a bulging d!ck not so long ago wasn’t far off the mark it turns out

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by fatboy47 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 10:15 am

AlargeClaret wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:55 am
What is it with Aussie captains and public sobbing ? Doesn’t take a lot to have them blubbing like babies . Though is there a man jack amongst us who hasn’t sent dirty texts to our mistresses ? Half my staff must have seen my knob !

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 10:16 am

AlargeClaret wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:55 am
What is it with Aussie captains and public sobbing ? Doesn’t take a lot to have them blubbing like babies . Though is there a man jack amongst us who hasn’t sent dirty texts to our mistresses ? Half my staff must have seen my knob !
How many staff you have :D

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by Silkyskills1 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 10:23 am

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:10 am
Don't think the Aussie public would be too keen, Cummins seems the popular choice
Has his eyesight got better?

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by Terry Cochrane » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:07 am

Having read the said texts I find it an irony that he may be replaced by his vice captain called Pat Cummins.

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by Local cricketer » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:16 am

Terry Cochrane wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:07 am
Having read the said texts I find it an irony that he may be replaced by his vice captain called Pat Cummins.
Cummins watch actually give the nickname cider by Timmy. If you say Cummins cider to yourself you’ll get it

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by bobinho » Fri Nov 19, 2021 12:33 pm

Lancasterclaret wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:58 am
Words fail me
Ok, so he’s missing the emoji, but surely you can see he’s having a little play? (Pun intended)

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by Lancasterclaret » Fri Nov 19, 2021 12:38 pm

bobinho wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 12:33 pm
Ok, so he’s missing the emoji, but surely you can see he’s having a little play? (Pun intended)
He might well be mate, but without an emoji and with the weird s**t people post on here, how on earth can you tell?
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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by bobinho » Fri Nov 19, 2021 12:40 pm

Lancasterclaret wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 12:38 pm
He might well be mate, but without an emoji and with the weird s**t people post on here, how on earth can you tell?
Well I HOPE he is now ive said that. :o :lol:

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by joey13 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 1:56 pm

His actions don’t meet the standards of an Australian captain , but he’s been ok with it for 4 years though :lol: :lol:

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by AlargeClaret » Fri Nov 19, 2021 3:03 pm

Not sure what the back story is but presumed it’s the old woman scorned thing , selling her story etc . He’s certainly bang to rights with a proper “ full English “ of choice acronyms and filth ,that’s for sure .

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by tiger76 » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:27 pm

Cummins named skipper with Smith as his deputy, meanwhile Paine will miss the Ashes due to taking a break from the game.

Interesting choice to select a quick as their captain, can't think of many quicks who've been successful captains in test cricket.

Sadly I still think England will get hammered down under, Australia simply possess the better players, and away teams rarely win in an Ashes series.

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by Quickenthetempo » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:37 pm

Smith will be captain in all but name.

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by tiger76 » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:41 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:37 pm
Smith will be captain in all but name.
Hmm! you read my mind Quicken. :)

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Re: Timmy Paine

Post by Bullabill » Sun Nov 28, 2021 12:37 pm

Billy Balfour wrote:
Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:31 am
Creepy sex pest.

Yep, it wasn't his upper lip that was stiff.

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