Redbeard wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:09 am

For obvious reasons, Tarkys, under WTFCA regulations the Officiator is NOT permitted to Estimate his or her own Count.

You are inviting disaster here unless you delete the post quoted above or officially at least withdraw your illegal entry in response to this.

9 tomatoes
249 ml JUICE

7 tommies and 165ml of tommy jooose.

****ENTRIES CLOSED****

drainage has begun

Games off tarky. All that effort wasted, except for the winners of the count.

Oh for fuc.........................................

Anyone with the WTFCA rulebook know what happens in event of a postponment?

Shall we reschedule the results?

Could put em in the freezer and defrost before the rescheduled match

The Count likewise is postponed, Tarkys.

We can still go through the motions and call it a practice Count, but no official points can be awarded.

Ah well.

Redbeard wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 28, 2021 1:15 pm

The Count likewise is postponed, Tarkys.
We can still go through the motions and call it a practice Count, but no official points can be awarded.
Ah well.

We are so blessed that you always have your leather bound, first edition of Tinned Food Count Rules and Procedures close to hand.

Tbh, Minnie, the postponement itself may be a blessing in disguise, since Tarky's somewhat uninspiring choice of tinned tomatoes could be replaced by a more competitively Countable commodity when we do play Tottenham.

I hope there's food for thought here for him.

I still think Tarky should but his plums in the freezer

I'm gonna put me plums into me lasagne later

Duno what the mother in law will be saying about that!

Just open another tin 1 hour before the Wolves game , current guesstimates stand plus any others who may wish to partake.

tarkys_ears wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 28, 2021 1:57 pm

I'm gonna put me plums into me lasagne later

Duno what the mother in law will be saying about that!

Could all have a do at how many pubes the mother in law finds in her lasagna

Enjoy your strained plums

OK the results shall be published - I'm not doing all that work without at least letting you know who won!


TOMATOES COUNT = 5
winners;

whatnopie 5
claretdavid 5
quickenthentemp 5
fatboy47 5

LIQUID = 204ml

Africlaret 192

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36 entries - fantastic turnout- Congrats all and thanks for entering!

And of course we beat Tottenham 3-0...

tarkys_ears wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 28, 2021 11:33 pm

TOMATOES COUNT = 5
LIQUID = 204ml

where’s the photographic evidence tarkys?

Was this rolled over to yesterday ...

Has anyone stepped up for tge Newcastle count