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Re: I have never

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:22 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:04 pm
Drank Bovril at the football
My son loves that stuff and I'm sure he drinks it at footy just to wind me up ...

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Re: I have never

Post by jdrobbo » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:26 pm

Tried a cigarette

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Re: I have never

Post by elwaclaret » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:30 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:22 pm
Cut a square in the middle of a slice of bread and start to fry it.
Then when you flip the bread over, crack an egg so the yoke goes in that hole.
Then fry the combo until it's all done.

My favourite lazy food to make :lol:
I’ve had a chippy tea and I’m stuffed… so why am I drooling :lol:

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Re: I have never

Post by fidelcastro » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:31 pm

jdrobbo wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:26 pm
Tried a fag
Well... if they're not your type ;)

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Re: I have never

Post by Bosscat » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:33 pm

jdrobbo wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:26 pm
Tried a fag
You might need to explain that to our American friends 😉

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Re: I have never

Post by Juan Tanamera » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:34 pm

Eaten an oyster.

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Re: I have never

Post by Vino blanco » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:37 pm

I have never won any of the Nobel prizes, and I have never had sex with Brigitte Bardot.

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Re: I have never

Post by elwaclaret » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:38 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:33 pm
You might need to explain that to our American friends 😉
You certainly will…. A friend of mine once turned to me in Vegas and said “Watch my drink I’m just going to find some fags”
The barmaid looked me dead in the eye and said,”Shame it’s always the cute ones, you too?”

It took several hours and drinks to stop my giggles.
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Re: I have never

Post by duncandisorderly » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:42 pm

This is the shittest bucket list ever.

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Re: I have never

Post by elwaclaret » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:46 pm

Vino blanco wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:37 pm
I have never won any of the Nobel prizes, and I have never had sex with Brigitte Bardot.
You might be up for the Nobel in wishful thinking re:BB, so 🤞
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Re: I have never

Post by jdrobbo » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:46 pm

Haha, edited

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Re: I have never

Post by Bosscat » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:49 pm

jdrobbo wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:46 pm
Haha, edited
Thats cheating jdrobbo ... we can't edit ... 🤨

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Re: I have never

Post by duncandisorderly » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:54 pm

Never ever have I ever felt so low

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Re: I have never

Post by claret2018 » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:56 pm

Eaten any kind of seafood

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Re: I have never

Post by Hibsclaret » Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:58 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:51 pm
Hold up, what??

Looks like a Star Wars movie marathon at Hibs it is then ....
I’ve heard all about your movie marathons before….usually where nobody is wearing any snickers
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Re: I have never

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:02 pm

Won the lottery

Backed the Grand National winner

Been convicted of a criminal offence

This could run like Adeola Friday ;)

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Re: I have never

Post by Bosscat » Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:02 pm

Hibsclaret wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:58 pm
I’ve heard all about your movie marathons before….usually where nobody is wearing any snickers
🤭

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Re: I have never

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:04 pm

duncandisorderly wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:42 pm
This is the shittest bucket list ever.
That reminds me... I have never **** in a bucket :lol:

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Re: I have never

Post by NewClaret » Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:07 pm

Peter Loo wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:50 pm
I certainly intend to: see the Villa tickets thread on here.
Well I’m going and if you don’t now I’ll be furious :lol: :lol:

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Re: I have never

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:20 pm

Hibsclaret wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:58 pm
I’ve heard all about your movie marathons before….usually where nobody is wearing any snickers
:lol: :lol:

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Re: I have never

Post by Bfc » Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:37 pm

I've never had a drink of beer brewed in Blackburn, or liked the Rovers.

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Re: I have never

Post by IanMcL » Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:46 pm

Eaten a Chinese, Thai, Italian, or other smelly cuisine.

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Re: I have never

Post by Wile E Coyote » Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:50 pm

I have never antagonised a Lion

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Re: I have never

Post by elwaclaret » Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:53 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:50 pm
I have never antagonised a Lion
How do you know? Never been to a zoo?
Just trying to help your to do list :D

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Re: I have never

Post by Wile E Coyote » Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:55 pm

ok...I have never been to a zoo.

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Re: I have never

Post by elwaclaret » Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:58 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:55 pm
ok...I have never been to a zoo.
:o I thought the Zoo was a condition of being able to go on holiday as a kid in the early 1970’s . :D

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Re: I have never

Post by chorleyhere » Sat Nov 27, 2021 11:08 pm

I've never seen the Northern Lights but keep hoping to one day.
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Re: I have never

Post by 1968claret » Sat Nov 27, 2021 11:28 pm

Had sexual relations with that woman.

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Re: I have never

Post by BobHaidong » Sat Nov 27, 2021 11:29 pm

Licked my own elbow

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Post by Ptangyangkipperbang » Sun Nov 28, 2021 12:14 am

Trusted politicians

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Re: I have never

Post by Taffy on the wing » Sun Nov 28, 2021 12:34 am

gawthorpe_view wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:52 pm
Taken an illegal substance.
There's still time......

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Post by Taffy on the wing » Sun Nov 28, 2021 12:43 am

IanMcL wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:46 pm
Eaten a Chinese, Thai, Italian, or other smelly cuisine.
Deary me!

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Re: I have never

Post by DCWat » Sun Nov 28, 2021 12:53 am

Hibsclaret wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:36 pm
I have never watched Star Wars
Me too, Hibs.

I’ve seen the odd bits of them (dunno which ones) but never one of them the whole way through - never appealed to me.

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Re: I have never

Post by Sean Dyche's Watch » Sun Nov 28, 2021 5:04 am

Made a speeling error whilst posting on this forum.
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Re: I have never

Post by 4:20 » Sun Nov 28, 2021 5:14 am

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:56 pm
So you've never had a bacon and egg butty?
Never.

Never had soldiers either :(

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Re: I have never

Post by California Colner » Sun Nov 28, 2021 5:44 am

I’ve never taken a crap in a aircraft toilet 🤣

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Re: I have never

Post by TheOriginalLongsider » Sun Nov 28, 2021 6:17 am

Put a laughing emoji after my own joke

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Re: I have never

Post by fatboy47 » Sun Nov 28, 2021 7:07 am

Watched any part of a James Bond film.

Bought a lottery ticket.

Eaten custard.

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Re: I have never

Post by jedi_master » Sun Nov 28, 2021 7:48 am

Some bangers on this list. My wife had never eaten a curry either despite years of desperate pleas (the smell put her off). She had her first at the start of 2020 and it’s now her favourite cuisine!

Most of the above I have done (although I’ve never been to New Zealand, something I must do as a good friend of mine has moved there).

Although…I have never been in a gym.

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Re: I have never

Post by Peter Loo » Sun Nov 28, 2021 7:51 am

fatboy47 wrote:
Sun Nov 28, 2021 7:07 am
Watched any part of a James Bond film.

Bought a lottery ticket.

Eaten custard.
Good grief man what Island have you been living on .. opps! just seen your details :P
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Re: I have never

Post by minnieclaret » Sun Nov 28, 2021 8:37 am

Although I’m very family happy I’ve never needed the company of others to be happy.

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Re: I have never

Post by Tribesmen » Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:12 am

Never been to South America now twice had the money for it , then as asked to be best man at a friends wedding in Melbourne and the and the 2nd time ended up working on a container ship heading to Wellington NZ .

Sometimes things are not ment to be but still plan to trip to Brazil and Argentine before i retire in 3 years time , hummmmm we will see .

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Re: I have never

Post by claptrappers_union » Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:37 am

Taken a selfie
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Re: I have never

Post by Peter Loo » Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:47 am

claptrappers_union wrote:
Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:37 am
Taken a selfie
And there's me thinking I was the only one.

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Re: I have never

Post by Redbeard » Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:53 am

Lost a battle against the Spanish or Italians.

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Re: I have never

Post by Holmeclaret » Sun Nov 28, 2021 10:10 am

I have never enjoyed being on an aircraft.

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Re: I have never

Post by IanMcL » Sun Nov 28, 2021 10:39 am

fatboy47 wrote:
Sun Nov 28, 2021 7:07 am
Watched any part of a James Bond film
I saw Goldginger at 15/16. Now 68. Missed the rest.

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Re: I have never

Post by AfloatinClaret » Sun Nov 28, 2021 10:49 am

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:25 pm
This is a poor reflection on your parenting tbh.
Conversely, my Grandma apparently gave my parents - mum especially - dogs abuse when she discovered (I was about ten) that I was good at snooker and went completely ape-**** a couple of years later when dad bought us a snooker table; a Riley of Accrington, it's still getting used 50 years on.

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Re: I have never

Post by Cirrus_Minor » Sun Nov 28, 2021 10:58 am

Left a match before it finishes, no matter how bad the score.

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Re: I have never

Post by AfloatinClaret » Sun Nov 28, 2021 10:59 am

elwaclaret wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:10 pm
Heard a Cornish Pasty being called a Lancashire Torpedo but I frequently hear reference to Cornish pasties made in Lancashire bakeries.
Isn't the 'Cornish' bit regionally-designated nowadays? When we were away sailing overseas there was a boat rule which said: "If I see anything that looks like a cornish pasty, then I buy one and try it" Those of which I bought another were few and far between and the only 'real'/one I'd go back for/worthy of the name cornish pastie that I ever found was from a small bakery in Mosta on Malta.

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