Rodriguez needs a haircut

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Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by dermotdermot » Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:38 pm

It’s about time Jay cut those locks off. He spends just so much time poncing about with that bun but tonight was ridiculous. After the nose bleed and change of shirt, he couldn’t seem to get it tied up properly and kept having to adjust it to the point when he finally had to settle for a splayed out pony tail. Get a haircut and concentrate on playing football.
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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Iloveyoubrady » Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:47 pm

Yup looks horrendous as well. Fair enough for growing it that long but it’s a bit tiresome now

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by LoveCurryPies » Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:47 pm

All Burnley footballers should have their head shaved and look as hard as **^*

Teams would be terrified. 😂

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by diamondpocket » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:01 am

dermotdermot wrote:
Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:38 pm
It’s about time Jay cut those locks off. He spends just so much time poncing about with that bun but tonight was ridiculous. After the nose bleed and change of shirt, he couldn’t seem to get it tied up properly and kept having to adjust it to the point when he finally had to settle for a splayed out pony tail. Get a haircut and concentrate on playing football.
You sound like my old headteacher who nearly expelled me for having long hair! Get a life and concentrate on life.
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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by warksclaret » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:09 am

Was adjusting his bun within a minute of coming on. He is meant to be playing for a contract

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by elwaclaret » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:11 am

diamondpocket wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:01 am
You sound like my old headteacher who nearly expelled me for having long hair! Get a life and concentrate on life.
First thing McGraigh said to Tony Hancock before signing him from Burnley for Preston “ lose the ear-ring and get a haircut, your a footballer not a pop star.”

If Jay Rod is distracted by his hair from doing his job, then he needs a haircut.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by superdimitri » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:12 am

He did spend an unusual amount of time trying to contain it.
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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Spiral » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:15 am

jayrod's hair is nice leave him alone you bastards

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Spiral » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:52 am

BTW the real reason sad blokes like those in this thread get emotional about another man having long hair is that seeing a strong, fit, masculine looking lad with long hair challenges their feeble sense of masculine pride and their ordered conception of gender and the expectations that come with it. Makes them feel like pussies to see a long haired bloke out-achieve them, I suppose. Must be utterly shattering. So some fat, round, sweating, bald-headed slob tries knocking the lad down a peg, thus in his own mind reaffirming his own so-called manliness. It's an act of self-care, really. Like bath salts and scented candles, but for really insecure and/or simple people. This thread was never about Jay's performance. Protests, and completely fake concerns about the effect of a long-haired footballer's hair on his performance aren't arrived at after seeing the performance, no; that passionate unease was always deep inside, laying dormant, imprinted on an empty head the first time their lizard brain saw long hair on a man and their subconscious screamed 'aaah! nonononono this is transgressive and I don't like it very much!!!' — an anxiety ready and primed to be vomited up at the earliest possible socially acceptable chance. All speaks to a person's fragility. This thread is a public display of the OP's anxiety.
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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by KRBFC » Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:13 am

Spiral wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:52 am
BTW the real reason sad blokes like those in this thread get emotional about another man having long hair is that seeing a strong, fit, masculine looking lad with long hair challenges their feeble sense of masculine pride and their ordered conception of gender and the expectations that come with it. Makes them feel like pussies to see a long haired bloke out-achieve them, I suppose. Must be utterly shattering. So some fat, round, sweating, bald-headed slob tries knocking the lad down a peg, thus in his own mind reaffirming his own so-called manliness. It's an act of self-care, really. Like bath salts and scented candles, but for really insecure and/or simple people. This thread was never about Jay's performance. Protests, and completely fake concerns about the effect of a long-haired footballer's hair on his performance aren't arrived at after seeing the performance, no; that passionate unease was always deep inside, laying dormant, imprinted on an empty head the first time their lizard brain saw long hair on a man and their subconscious screamed 'aaah! nonononono this is transgressive and I don't like it very much!!!' — an anxiety ready and primed to be vomited up at the earliest possible socially acceptable chance. All speaks to a person's fragility. This thread is a public display of the OP's anxiety.
You really just wrote all of that? I think there's only one person getting emotional on this thread.... Please contain yourself, it's highly embarrassing

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Vegas Claret » Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:52 am

too much hair, it's slowing him down

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Spiral » Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:36 am

KRBFC wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:13 am
You really just wrote all of that? I think there's only one person getting emotional on this thread.... Please contain yourself, it's highly embarrassing
It's like five or six sentences. Saying "all of that" implies effort lol. I suppose in an illiterate backwater like Burnley the cultural wash of postmodern irony is yet to cleanse a great many of the yokels of their daddy's and granddaddy's innocent sincerity, and as such you, like your yokel ancestors, read earnestness where in fact earnestness and irony are muddled. You're like a Victorian prude being offended at the sight of a thigh, embarrassed by a curse word. Difference between you and me is I know I'm talking at idiots.
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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Spiral » Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:42 am

Long story short I'm not taking any of this even half as seriously as you think I am, or a tenth as seriously as you're taking my post.

...Even if what I've said is still true. Which it is. All of it.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Inchy » Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:30 am

Maybe he’s the opposite of Samson?

He certainly played better for us in his short hair days.
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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by chekhov » Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:06 am

Broadly agree with Spiral though I wouldn’t have worded it quite like that.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Jambounchained » Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:17 am

Never mind getting rid of his hair, it’s time we got rid of him.

Completely past it.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Woodleyclaret » Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:31 am

Needs more time on the pitch.Chris Wood was pxxx poor tonight I would have subbed him sooner.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by bfcjg » Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:38 am

His nasal and ear hair are in line with the BFC brand so why he is allowed to ponce around like a seventies rock star is beyond me.
I'm not jealous I like being a grey haired follicly challenged slob.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by claptrappers_union » Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:37 am

Never read about someone’s hair getting tiresome before

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Rileybobs » Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:50 am

This place is full of insecure old farts.
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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by pushpinpussy » Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:57 am

I just hope Jay or Kiko do not read any of this tripe. I'm actually embarrassed to be a Burnley fan sometimes.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Billy Balfour » Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:00 am

Awesome thread. Yes, I really mean this.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Billy Balfour » Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:01 am

Rileybobs wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:50 am
This place is full of insecure old farts.
It's like Groundhog day - set in the 1950s.
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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Targetman » Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:15 am

pushpinpussy wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:57 am
I just hope Jay or Kiko do not read any of this tripe. I'm actually embarrassed to be a Burnley fan sometimes.
You should also be embarrassed by some of your previous posts on here!

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Jakubclaret » Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:10 am

Rileybobs wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:50 am
This place is full of insecure old farts.
Perhaps also some knee jerk premature assessments regarding poster profiles, if he wants to look like a daft pi11ock I say leave him to it he isn’t doing anybody any harm.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by dermotdermot » Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:15 am

Spiral wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:36 am
It's like five or six sentences. Saying "all of that" implies effort lol. I suppose in an illiterate backwater like Burnley the cultural wash of postmodern irony is yet to cleanse a great many of the yokels of their daddy's and granddaddy's innocent sincerity, and as such you, like your yokel ancestors, read earnestness where in fact earnestness and irony are muddled. You're like a Victorian prude being offended at the sight of a thigh, embarrassed by a curse word. Difference between you and me is I know I'm talking at idiots.
This just has to be Imploding Turtle making a comeback. How are you getting on with all those smelly cats?

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Claretforever » Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:43 am

I was actually thinking the same thing last night, it does look horrendous. That’s a personal opinion though, and he clearly doesn’t agree. Live and let live.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by elwaclaret » Thu Dec 02, 2021 11:14 am

Claretforever wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:43 am
I was actually thinking the same thing last night, it does look horrendous. That’s a personal opinion though, and he clearly doesn’t agree. Live and let live.
Absolutely live and let live, but if he’s messing with his bun he cannot be concentrating on finding positions, tracking back etc. If it is a problem then like any other job it should be commented on. It is not about fashion choice for me, just practicality.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Bosscat » Thu Dec 02, 2021 11:52 am

dermotdermot wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:15 am
This just has to be Imploding Turtle making a comeback. How are you getting on with all those smelly cats?
Do you accuse everyone of being the odious cat loving one who disagrees with something you say Dermot 🤭
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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by AlargeClaret » Thu Dec 02, 2021 11:58 am

Tongue in cheek posts really need some kind of early warning on here . People are actually taking the OP seriously ffs 😂 I remember posting some nonsense about Barnes’s ropey syrup cum hair transplant and the faux outrage from some was a joy to behold

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by martin_p » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:15 pm

AlargeClaret wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 11:58 am
ropey syrup cum
Probably best to avoid googling that, especially if you’re at work.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Bosscat » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:26 pm

martin_p wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:15 pm
Probably best to avoid googling that, especially if you’re at work.
😂😂😂

Just spat my coffee all over the table reading that.

🤭🤭🤭

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Andreshotboots » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:42 pm

He should turn his entire ponytail into the same type of thing Maxwell has on his head .

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by bfcjg » Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:04 pm

Just what the original Alf Mallet would make of it is beyond me.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by dermotdermot » Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:13 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 11:52 am
Do you accuse everyone of being the odious cat loving one who disagrees with something you say Dermot 🤭salem.gif
Well he has to be lurking around out there somewhere and the tripe that Spiral is peddling reminded me of him, as with you the other day, BC.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by warksclaret » Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:36 pm

Surprised SD has not had a word

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Bosscat » Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:46 pm

dermotdermot wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:13 pm
Well he has to be lurking around out there somewhere and the tripe that Spiral is peddling reminded me of him, as with you the other day, BC.

p.s. I managed to relocate that cat, by the way.
Hope you found it a good home dd 👍

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by KRBFC » Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:09 pm

Spiral wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:36 am
It's like five or six sentences. Saying "all of that" implies effort lol. I suppose in an illiterate backwater like Burnley the cultural wash of postmodern irony is yet to cleanse a great many of the yokels of their daddy's and granddaddy's innocent sincerity, and as such you, like your yokel ancestors, read earnestness where in fact earnestness and irony are muddled. You're like a Victorian prude being offended at the sight of a thigh, embarrassed by a curse word. Difference between you and me is I know I'm talking at idiots.
Ok Shakespeare, I haven't made any comment on Jay Rodriguez' hairstyle so who's really the idiot here?

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Spiral » Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:35 pm

KRBFC wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:09 pm
Ok Shakespeare, I haven't made any comment on Jay Rodriguez' hairstyle so who's really the idiot here?
Me. I'm the idiot. I'm here just amusing myself, on a dialectical rampage about *checks notes*...the psychology of middle aged men gossiping with complete strangers about another man's hairstyle. Heat magazine for blokes, this thread.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Whitgord » Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:42 pm

Nobody should have any issue with his choice of hairstyle. What is the issue is that it was taking his attention away from what he should have been focusing on. If his boots had kept coming off and he had to keep replacing them, we would have said he needed new boots. The same logic applies to his hair.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Jakubclaret » Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:07 pm

Spiral wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:35 pm
Me. I'm the idiot. I'm here just amusing myself, on a dialectical rampage about *checks notes*...the psychology of middle aged men gossiping with complete strangers about another man's hairstyle. Heat magazine for blokes, this thread.
You don’t seem very adverse to not wanting to join in this “heat magazine for blokes” so by that reckoning you must be complicit yourself in your own assessment of the thread.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Spiral » Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:17 pm

Jakubclaret wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:07 pm
You don’t seem very adverse to not wanting to join in this “heat magazine for blokes” so by that reckoning you must be complicit yourself in your own assessment of the thread.
More of an op-ed, really. Though I did say his hair is nice.

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by basil6345789 » Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:56 pm

No tw@t knots, no shavie heads in this club.
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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by Peter Loo » Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:02 am

Was he really Burnley born .. what a tart :)

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by beddie » Fri Dec 03, 2021 10:16 am

warksclaret wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:36 pm
Surprised SD has not had a word
I was thinking that myself, he’ll want (SD) 100% concentration. There are very few times he’s started or come off the bench where he’s not messing with his bun. Okay I’ll come clean, I’m as jealous as hell being a baldy :D

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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut

Post by dermotdermot » Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:11 pm

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Hope you found it a good home dd 👍
I took it up to the New Forest where I introduced it to some new friends, BC.
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