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Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:38 pm
by dermotdermot
It’s about time Jay cut those locks off. He spends just so much time poncing about with that bun but tonight was ridiculous. After the nose bleed and change of shirt, he couldn’t seem to get it tied up properly and kept having to adjust it to the point when he finally had to settle for a splayed out pony tail. Get a haircut and concentrate on playing football.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:47 pm
by Iloveyoubrady
Yup looks horrendous as well. Fair enough for growing it that long but it’s a bit tiresome now
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:47 pm
by LoveCurryPies
All Burnley footballers should have their head shaved and look as hard as **^*
Teams would be terrified.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:51 pm
by GodIsADeeJay81
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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:01 am
by diamondpocket
dermotdermot wrote: ↑Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:38 pm
It’s about time Jay cut those locks off. He spends just so much time poncing about with that bun but tonight was ridiculous. After the nose bleed and change of shirt, he couldn’t seem to get it tied up properly and kept having to adjust it to the point when he finally had to settle for a splayed out pony tail. Get a haircut and concentrate on playing football.
You sound like my old headteacher who nearly expelled me for having long hair! Get a life and concentrate on life.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:09 am
by warksclaret
Was adjusting his bun within a minute of coming on. He is meant to be playing for a contract
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:11 am
by elwaclaret
diamondpocket wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:01 am
You sound like my old headteacher who nearly expelled me for having long hair! Get a life and concentrate on life.
First thing McGraigh said to Tony Hancock before signing him from Burnley for Preston “ lose the ear-ring and get a haircut, your a footballer not a pop star.”
If Jay Rod is distracted by his hair from doing his job, then he needs a haircut.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:12 am
by superdimitri
He did spend an unusual amount of time trying to contain it.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:15 am
by Spiral
jayrod's hair is nice leave him alone you bastards
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:52 am
by Spiral
BTW the real reason sad blokes like those in this thread get emotional about another man having long hair is that seeing a strong, fit, masculine looking lad with long hair challenges their feeble sense of masculine pride and their ordered conception of gender and the expectations that come with it. Makes them feel like pussies to see a long haired bloke out-achieve them, I suppose. Must be utterly shattering. So some fat, round, sweating, bald-headed slob tries knocking the lad down a peg, thus in his own mind reaffirming his own so-called manliness. It's an act of self-care, really. Like bath salts and scented candles, but for really insecure and/or simple people. This thread was never about Jay's performance. Protests, and completely fake concerns about the effect of a long-haired footballer's hair on his performance aren't arrived at after seeing the performance, no; that passionate unease was always deep inside, laying dormant, imprinted on an empty head the first time their lizard brain saw long hair on a man and their subconscious screamed 'aaah! nonononono this is transgressive and I don't like it very much!!!' — an anxiety ready and primed to be vomited up at the earliest possible socially acceptable chance. All speaks to a person's fragility. This thread is a public display of the OP's anxiety.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:13 am
by KRBFC
Spiral wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:52 am
BTW the real reason sad blokes like those in this thread get emotional about another man having long hair is that seeing a strong, fit, masculine looking lad with long hair challenges their feeble sense of masculine pride and their ordered conception of gender and the expectations that come with it. Makes them feel like pussies to see a long haired bloke out-achieve them, I suppose. Must be utterly shattering. So some fat, round, sweating, bald-headed slob tries knocking the lad down a peg, thus in his own mind reaffirming his own so-called manliness. It's an act of self-care, really. Like bath salts and scented candles, but for really insecure and/or simple people. This thread was never about Jay's performance. Protests, and completely fake concerns about the effect of a long-haired footballer's hair on his performance aren't arrived at after seeing the performance, no; that passionate unease was always deep inside, laying dormant, imprinted on an empty head the first time their lizard brain saw long hair on a man and their subconscious screamed
'aaah! nonononono this is transgressive and I don't like it very much!!!' — an anxiety ready and primed to be vomited up at the earliest possible socially acceptable chance. All speaks to a person's fragility. This thread is a public display of the OP's anxiety.
You really just wrote all of that? I think there's only one person getting emotional on this thread.... Please contain yourself, it's highly embarrassing
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:52 am
by Vegas Claret
too much hair, it's slowing him down
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:36 am
by Spiral
KRBFC wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:13 am
You really just wrote all of that? I think there's only one person getting emotional on this thread.... Please contain yourself, it's highly embarrassing
It's like five or six sentences. Saying
"all of that" implies effort lol. I suppose in an illiterate backwater like Burnley the cultural wash of postmodern irony is yet to cleanse a great many of the yokels of their daddy's and granddaddy's innocent sincerity, and as such you, like your yokel ancestors, read earnestness where in fact earnestness and irony are muddled. You're like a Victorian prude being offended at the sight of a thigh, embarrassed by a curse word. Difference between you and me is I know I'm talking at idiots.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:42 am
by Spiral
Long story short I'm not taking any of this even half as seriously as you think I am, or a tenth as seriously as you're taking my post.
...Even if what I've said is still true. Which it is. All of it.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:30 am
by Inchy
Maybe he’s the opposite of Samson?
He certainly played better for us in his short hair days.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:06 am
by chekhov
Broadly agree with Spiral though I wouldn’t have worded it quite like that.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:17 am
by Jambounchained
Never mind getting rid of his hair, it’s time we got rid of him.
Completely past it.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:31 am
by Woodleyclaret
Needs more time on the pitch.Chris Wood was pxxx poor tonight I would have subbed him sooner.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:38 am
by bfcjg
His nasal and ear hair are in line with the BFC brand so why he is allowed to ponce around like a seventies rock star is beyond me.
I'm not jealous I like being a grey haired follicly challenged slob.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:37 am
by claptrappers_union
Never read about someone’s hair getting tiresome before
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:50 am
by Rileybobs
This place is full of insecure old farts.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:57 am
by pushpinpussy
I just hope Jay or Kiko do not read any of this tripe. I'm actually embarrassed to be a Burnley fan sometimes.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:00 am
by Billy Balfour
Awesome thread. Yes, I really mean this.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:01 am
by Billy Balfour
Rileybobs wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:50 am
This place is full of insecure old farts.
It's like Groundhog day - set in the 1950s.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:15 am
by Targetman
pushpinpussy wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:57 am
I just hope Jay or Kiko do not read any of this tripe. I'm actually embarrassed to be a Burnley fan sometimes.
You should also be embarrassed by some of your previous posts on here!
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:10 am
by Jakubclaret
Rileybobs wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:50 am
This place is full of insecure old farts.
Perhaps also some knee jerk premature assessments regarding poster profiles, if he wants to look like a daft pi11ock I say leave him to it he isn’t doing anybody any harm.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:15 am
by dermotdermot
Spiral wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:36 am
It's like five or six sentences. Saying
"all of that" implies effort lol. I suppose in an illiterate backwater like Burnley the cultural wash of postmodern irony is yet to cleanse a great many of the yokels of their daddy's and granddaddy's innocent sincerity, and as such you, like your yokel ancestors, read earnestness where in fact earnestness and irony are muddled. You're like a Victorian prude being offended at the sight of a thigh, embarrassed by a curse word. Difference between you and me is I know I'm talking at idiots.
This just has to be Imploding Turtle making a comeback. How are you getting on with all those smelly cats?
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:43 am
by Claretforever
I was actually thinking the same thing last night, it does look horrendous. That’s a personal opinion though, and he clearly doesn’t agree. Live and let live.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 11:14 am
by elwaclaret
Claretforever wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:43 am
I was actually thinking the same thing last night, it does look horrendous. That’s a personal opinion though, and he clearly doesn’t agree. Live and let live.
Absolutely live and let live, but if he’s messing with his bun he cannot be concentrating on finding positions, tracking back etc. If it is a problem then like any other job it should be commented on. It is not about fashion choice for me, just practicality.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 11:52 am
by Bosscat
dermotdermot wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:15 am
This just has to be Imploding Turtle making a comeback. How are you getting on with all those smelly cats?
Do you accuse everyone of being the odious cat loving one who disagrees with something you say Dermot
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Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 11:58 am
by AlargeClaret
Tongue in cheek posts really need some kind of early warning on here . People are actually taking the OP seriously ffs
I remember posting some nonsense about Barnes’s ropey syrup cum hair transplant and the faux outrage from some was a joy to behold
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:15 pm
by martin_p
Probably best to avoid googling that, especially if you’re at work.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:26 pm
by Bosscat
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:42 pm
by Andreshotboots
He should turn his entire ponytail into the same type of thing Maxwell has on his head .
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:04 pm
by bfcjg
Just what the original Alf Mallet would make of it is beyond me.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:13 pm
by dermotdermot
Bosscat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 11:52 am
Do you accuse everyone of being the odious cat loving one who disagrees with something you say Dermot
salem.gif
Well he has to be lurking around out there somewhere and the tripe that Spiral is peddling reminded me of him, as with you the other day, BC.
p.s. I managed to relocate that cat, by the way.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:36 pm
by warksclaret
Surprised SD has not had a word
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:46 pm
by Bosscat
dermotdermot wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:13 pm
Well he has to be lurking around out there somewhere and the tripe that Spiral is peddling reminded me of him, as with you the other day, BC.
p.s. I managed to relocate that cat, by the way.
Hope you found it a good home dd
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:09 pm
by KRBFC
Spiral wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:36 am
It's like five or six sentences. Saying
"all of that" implies effort lol. I suppose in an illiterate backwater like Burnley the cultural wash of postmodern irony is yet to cleanse a great many of the yokels of their daddy's and granddaddy's innocent sincerity, and as such you, like your yokel ancestors, read earnestness where in fact earnestness and irony are muddled. You're like a Victorian prude being offended at the sight of a thigh, embarrassed by a curse word. Difference between you and me is I know I'm talking at idiots.
Ok Shakespeare, I haven't made any comment on Jay Rodriguez' hairstyle so who's really the idiot here?
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:35 pm
by Spiral
KRBFC wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:09 pm
Ok Shakespeare, I haven't made any comment on Jay Rodriguez' hairstyle so who's really the idiot here?
Me. I'm the idiot. I'm here just amusing myself, on a dialectical rampage about
*checks notes*...the psychology of middle aged men gossiping with complete strangers about another man's hairstyle. Heat magazine for blokes, this thread.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:42 pm
by Whitgord
Nobody should have any issue with his choice of hairstyle. What is the issue is that it was taking his attention away from what he should have been focusing on. If his boots had kept coming off and he had to keep replacing them, we would have said he needed new boots. The same logic applies to his hair.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:07 pm
by Jakubclaret
Spiral wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:35 pm
Me. I'm the idiot. I'm here just amusing myself, on a dialectical rampage about
*checks notes*...the psychology of middle aged men gossiping with complete strangers about another man's hairstyle. Heat magazine for blokes, this thread.
You don’t seem very adverse to not wanting to join in this “heat magazine for blokes” so by that reckoning you must be complicit yourself in your own assessment of the thread.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:17 pm
by Spiral
Jakubclaret wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:07 pm
You don’t seem very adverse to not wanting to join in this “heat magazine for blokes” so by that reckoning you must be complicit yourself in your own assessment of the thread.
More of an op-ed, really. Though I did say his hair is nice.
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:56 pm
by basil6345789
No tw@t knots, no shavie heads in this club.
RW Lord
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:02 am
by Peter Loo
Was he really Burnley born .. what a tart
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 10:16 am
by beddie
warksclaret wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:36 pm
Surprised SD has not had a word
I was thinking that myself, he’ll want (SD) 100% concentration. There are very few times he’s started or come off the bench where he’s not messing with his bun. Okay I’ll come clean, I’m as jealous as hell being a baldy
Re: Rodriguez needs a haircut
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:11 pm
by dermotdermot
Bosscat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:46 pm
Hope you found it a good home dd
I took it up to the New Forest where I introduced it to some new friends, BC.
